Jayar Translates Sheik Video On Female Masturbation

[zakaaro]

F..king liars its talking abt nt to have sex

[65ahmed000]

hahahaahha r u fuckiing kidding Mee this is Nooooot islaaam :/

[65ahmed000]

@65ahmed000 the translation is wrooooooooooooong i swearrr !!! its soooo Fake come on

[myassin2009]

OMG!!!!!! DIS IS SO FAKE?? STOP TRYING TO DEMEAN OUR RELGION PEOPLE THIS IS NOT TRUE!!!

[bebo87ful]

THIS IS FAKE TRANSLATION! WHOEVER PUT THIS SHOULD GO TO HELL.

[mohaned123m]

false translation not that he said

[Psychiatrium]

@mohaned123m If you didnt get that before the start of the video, you are a retard

[trifacer]

Wtf man, i am arabic and speak arabic vet well and that imam didnt say any of that shit, fake translation

[uuuyyy99]

Fake translation , not as he said

[abedomarmoh]

im muslims arabian man please dont belive that translations its fake i sware its fake i sware milion times its fakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[mmalha]

the translation is not as the Imam said.. He was saying that women masturbation is against our morals, for the western women it is OK since it doesnt mean an evil thing for them..

[naiemo1]

This the Opinions of this Imam only....>><<

[jamesboake]

Elitist snobs

[jamesboake]

Elitist translation. Sexual racists.

[jamesboake]

Elitists. How will we ever know the truth if you are too horny to even listen.

[jamesboake]

Way to fuck up democracy your elitists.

[islamislovely]

wow, its funny how the western always misinterpret the muslim views about women. when there is a certain rule set for women the western world thinks "oh these people are oppressing the women" or they look at it like another way to put down women. when its actually the other way around. islam protects the rights of the women before there was such thing called "women rights" but ofcourse the western world likes to overlook that. I am a muslim woman and happy to say that i am not oppressed. YAY

[celltechlars]

@islamislovely Your idillic views on Islam are blatant lies. Living in the west now, aren't, like the cowardly lying rat that you are...your sharia:

(Vol. 8, Part II, p. 27 1), Ibn Hazm

also Abu Hanifa, Shafi'i, Malik, and Sufyan al-Thawri

"Female slaves are deprived of dignity and subject to abuse because they are not `an honor' to anyone" (that is, they are not free, respectable women who belong to a free man).

Your filthy sex-cult religion disgraces your soul, as do your lies...

[celltechlars]

@islamislovely Let's see about your religion of "equality"...

Shafi'i (Part I, p. 307) `Ahkam of the Qur'an' "...thus a female slave must not be veiled. When- ever Muhammad took a woman as a captive, if he imposed the veil on her, Muslims would say he took her as a wife, but if he left her unveiled they would say, `He owned her as a slave'; that is, she became a property of his right hand."

You are either stupid and gullabe, or plain dishonest. I'm guessing it's all three.

[celltechlars]

@islamislovely Gullable muslims living safely away from the coalface of Islamic opression are perhaps the most stupid of all people...YAY !

Ibn Timiyya (Vol. 35, p. 54).

"The one who owns the mother also owns her children. Being the master of the mother makes him the owner of her children whether they were born to a husband or they were illegitimate children. Therefore, the master has the right to have sexual intercourse with the daughters of his maid-slave because they are his property...

[celltechlars]

@islamislovely Loud-mouthed gullable muslims braying lies about Islam are a disgrace to all...

Domestic lesson from Islam:

Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 132:

Narrated 'Abdullah bin Zam'a:

The Prophet said, "None of you should flog his wife as he flogs a slave and then have sexual intercourse with her in the last part of the day."

Don't rape your hurting wife on the same day that you flogg her black and blue...

It's better than nothing, I guess.

Islam disgraces your soul.

[sulemanshafique1]

wow thts amercan comedy for u fuck white people fucked up good

[Jennybean89]

I adore Jayar's "translation" =D

[TheCoreRaider]

WTF is this show doing , I understand arabic and thats not even what he was saying . Get a better translator .

[ugurLP1990]

@TheCoreRaider its supposed to be a joke

[fluffynoses]

lmfao at all you dumbasses who are getting so offended by this video. goddamn get a sense of humor for fuck's sake

[niceraza1]

ATotally Wrong Translated....Ahmed Raz

[gamblar86]

Fucking ass faces Imam is taking about the translater`s mother ........

[BooxRme]

your guy are VERY rude.. and should be ashamed of yourselves.

[unknown2022]

the original is funnier

[MrHenryo2]

wat the FUCK is this

all your fucking translate wrong

your show is silly

[bashkanlotty]

wtf where is urumqi...xianjiang...i was looking it for all your records...assholes ...im very dissapointed

[Freecell82]

Some people need to get the fuck over this. Hurr durr, someone making a joke on my internets? Can't have that! Tube police to the rescue!

[flyingtorpedo]

It's amazing TYT is making a joke of this when in totall actuallity they acutally condemn female masturbation, and even in some muslim countries they circumsize females. It should be looked at as a tradgic thing yet TYT decides to joke about it.

[Freecell82]

srs fkn bsns

[ihavenopantson]

could Jayar start providing subtitles whenever the Hispanic guy out the back speaks?, thanks

[egypthai]

This is what prove me that a mericans are such bunch of idiots , videos like this really shows how much stupid you people are . assuming that this is A CORRECT TRANSLATION , didnt you wonder why the font changes ..

and for these arabs who couldnt translate or think its funny shit i dunno what to say .. only will say that if you calim you're arabic and cant do shit to defend your relegion or your home country so u better stop saying you're arabic .

finally .. this video is FAKE FAKE FAKE ..

[chickenbutt357]

its a joke you moron, they made this parody translation to make fun of the idiot imam

[egypthai]

If you want to joke about something .. dont make a joke of religion COZ THIS WILL BE A VERY SILLY JOKE and not funny at all for many many people

[chickenbutt357]

get over it. how strong can your faith be if it gets rattled by a joke? and any religion that demeans and represses women doesnt deserve any respect to begin with.

[egypthai]

demeans and represses women ?? !! so thats what you've been thinking about islam and thats what makes it easy for you to accept such a joke .

[chickenbutt357]

i understand that islam, like any other religion, has nuances. many sects of christianity and judaism repress women as well. im sure mainstream islam is more open minded. what i am saying is that particular cleric/imam is preacher for the repression of women. and he is not the only one. his views are supported by the governments of saudi arabia, iran, and other so self-described "islamic" states.

[egypthai]

and how the hell you hudge him if you dont even understand what he said ??

[chickenbutt357]

i dont know if you saw the actual translation of the video. but what the cleric is actually saying is almost as funny and ridiculous. in fact its even more funny because he is being serious. or maybe you speak arabic, in which case there is no excuse for you to defend such a bigot.

[liquidhead]

this is probably the funniest shit i've seen from tyt in a while.

[flyingpig319]

...this was kind of dumb.

[CropDuster33]

I want to fuck the Evony elf at the top right of the page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN

[kevin7california]

I don't believe in the translation. My Arabic sucks. but I don't believe the translation was any close to what the Molah was saying!!!

[CropDuster33]

no shit

[kevin7california]

let's see.. I took Arabic for 7 years... who's got better chances of knowing it? I'm pretty sure I do

[gonyea12]

Funny, but kinda makes me wonder just how accurate are all these translations.

[simplename01]

My native language is arabic and I can confirm that the translation is incorrect at all. As you can see the subtitle at 0:53 is different than at 0:56 the first one is the correct unedited one. The other is completly fake.

[SidOfOdin]

Really. Are you being purposely ignorant? This is entirely satirical and they obviously know that it's wrong.

[dwilliamsamh]

OMG! It is a JOKE you idiot.

[Spartan54232]

dude Im arabic too lol big whoop its obviously joke man lolz. Your making us arabs look more uptight than we are. Good job as usual TYT funny

[1Vella]

omg no shit, of course its fake

[OverEmphasize]

That was hilarious !!

[MasterBORRACHO]

HILARIOUS

[zentropa]

I want to put my dick in Ana's hot mouth.

[nyznicca]

me too.....i wanna doggystyle her back to turkey.

[rollsthepaul]

Some muslims sew the labia maximus closed with leather lacing, like a boot, so nothing can get into her vagina until marriage.You should now be thinking, stanky pussy + much trouble with menstrual flow and cleaning + how does it feel for the baby to have her vagina sewn shut + could it be the means does not justify the end + how primitive is it that the daughter's virginity must be maintained,at all costs,for the honor of the father.Could this be an extremely barbaric,primitive tribal custom?

[juukyuu7666]

What college did you go to Jayar? I need some good lessons. =)

[leafdude]

absolutely brilliant...jayar is a comedy god...i see shows like "the daily show" in your future dude...cheers!

[OmnionicSalvation]

To people who would say that they wouldn't make fun of other religions like this....you probably haven't been watching TYT for very long. Cenk is pretty much an equal-opportunity religious offender.

[Chowiez]

Is Jayar ACTUALLY translating this right? This sounds SO RETARDED!

[OmnionicSalvation]

No. He's not.

[faeryfirefly]

Joke /johk/ noun, verb,

1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act.

2.something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce.

3.a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter.

[konnigkratz]

I hope that is rich in sarcasm

[cocogrrl]

This is just wrong :-)

[sachaput]

LOL! Brilliant!!

[gotSelena]

omg omg lmfao L M F A O!! this made me laugh so fucking hard! i expected it to be real and then when i started reading i burst out laughing! u guys r the best!! XD

[lota68]

I allways thought Jayar was JR...hmmm You learn things all the time.

[TayGizzle]

hahahah this stupid

[skykid2]

it is a parody of a real imam really saying female masturbation is bad haaaaaaaa,

Google it you turkeys

[xhelloxmaryx]

this is def fake lol

[BrownC6H12O6]

HILARIOUS !!!!!!

[cjbrix]

I always thought it was 'J.R. Jackson'. Guess I'm a TYT noob.

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

Same here!

[DivineMacabre]

"Just like this one time...in band camp..."

I was kind of expecting that.....lol

[ScrambleLegs]

God forbid Islamic girls should start teaching each other things... lol Because they sure as hell aren't learning anything at Islamic schools.

[stafax]

Accisma, in Arabia before Islam, women were sexual objects that were forced to dance naked during annual affairs and had no rights or positioning. The Qur'an declared equality:

O mankind! Reverence your Guardian-Lord, who created you from a single person, created, of like nature, his mate, and from this pair scattered (like seeds) countless men and women. Reverence God, through Whom you demand your mutual (rights), and reverence the wombs (that bore you); for God ever watches over you. (4:1)

[Fred13B]

THANK YOU, stafax, for pointing that out.

[lyfecom]

lmao.

[ccrider0217]

good job, jayar. i liked how the comments matched up to what the germans call the "satzmelodie", the melody of the sentence. very funny.

[narezul]

nice

[xxLatinKillaxx]

lmao LMAO LMFAO

AHAHAHAH

I LOVE YOUNG TURKS!!!!!!

favorited !

[VincentVBoold]

is this fake ?

[politicalfarce]

Yes, it's fake. They posted the original a while back, and then they made fun of it.

But the original is almost as bad.

[AntonShumin]

I speak Arabic and I confirm: Those were exact words!!

[motelcalifornia]

Yeah, right. Nice try.

[peroslowned]

AHAHAHAHAHHA

[nyznicca]

now ofcourse they wouldnt do shit like this when the pope comes out and says the same shit.....fuckin hypocrites!

[themightylex]

hell yeah they would.

[dwilliamsamh]

You OBVIOUSLY don't watch TYT on any kind of regular basis. Because yes, yes they would. ITS A JOKE, dingle berry.

[hypnofan35]

It's pretty hard to top the origional translation.

[seestickglue232]

All religion serves to detriment the human race.

[billybatson55]

@seestickglue232

lol more like its held it back :P

[Ryguy1450]

Women had rights in the Islamic tradition 12-13 hundred years before women in the West were given ANY property or human rights.

Look it up.

[Droedelzak]

Yea but they became stuck 12 to 13 hundred years ago.

[Xerxes4242]

How about now? Past deeds don't make up for current "sins".

[ar4216]

I was like, "I fucks with dimes!"

LMAO!

[Chewy240284]

cheap laughs guys. cheap

[DrQuijano]

ROFL I can't even watch wholesome lesbians making out anymore.

[pudgimelon]

Jayar is one sick sonuvabitch :-), lol!

[bobbytiger]

I mean,

is this really important at all?

[playgrrrr]

guess it needs a simple mind to be able to laugh about this. didnt find it funny.

[HDVi118]

This translation is 100% wrong

Arabic is my first language

[xxxxsjdxxxx]

It was just a joke

[nytehawx]

Well duh! It was a joke...

[Zephilindrum]

It's obviously a joke. You can see it in Ana's face when she laughs for no reason when Cenk is talking about how Jayar took Arabic in College.

[joefish41]

It's a joke, it's supposed to be wrong

[Milkbarfc]

Its one thing that he is conservative to a point of being ridicules, but you didn't need to disrespect him. Bad taste. I like your other vids though.

[SFSylvester]

was this real or fake? I actually cannot tell...

[Tempus81]

stupid and boring ...

[stafax]

I thought liberals are supposed to be the ones that are more acceptant towards diversity, not making fun of others' religions......  good job tyt.....

[Mortello]

You're missing the point. Liberals are the one with a sense of humor. And you can easily mock something you accept as friends do to each other all the time, it's called humor, you conservatives should do some research on that crazy thing.

[stafax]

Who said I'm a conservative? Thank you for making assumptions, Mortello. I appreciate that....

[Mortello]

No problemo, right wing biggot! XD

[suroj]

It's not religious. It's insecure men who treat their women as sub-human beings.

[stafax]

How is he treating women as sub-human? He says both men and women shouldn't masturbate. Just as most religions, Islam forbids masturbation. But he says it's worse for women if her hymen breaks and someone finds out, someone can go into an outrage and accuse her of not being a virgin. In other words, he's against the honor killings that have been going on... And as for "sub-human", how is he oppressing women? He's telling them to do homework and study, that's empowerment, not oppression....

[stafax]

One more thing, if you still think Islam is about "insecure men who treat their women as sub-human beings", then let me ask you this. How come in America of 2008 it's considered a milestone achievement for for Hillary Clinton to place 2nd place out of the Democratic nominees, but in Pakistan of 1988, Benazir Bhutto is elected as Prime Minster? Why is that? Please answer that. 2nd place in 2008 is an achievement for women in American, but 20 years ago a women was elected in a Muslim country.

[suroj]

I never said Islam was about "insecure men who treat their women as sub-human beings",

Honur killings? oh please. He's protecting the girls from honour killings. he never said that the killings themselves were WRONG!

I have muslim friends both male and female who dress modestly without the need to cover there entire bodies and live in fear of beatings and killings.

And why should I respect a religion which obviously doesn't respesct me.

The world will be better place with out them

[stafax]

Well you need to watch the original video over again, because he DID say killing them is wrong, Cenk even mocked him for saying "at most, they should be flogged"

Unless you live in Afghanistan and your friends are in fear of the Taliban, then your claims of them living in fear of beatings and killings sound very questionable.

[stafax]

The Qur'an admonishes those men who oppress or ill-treat women:

O you who believe! You are forbidden to inherit women against their will. Nor should you treat them with harshness, that you may take away part of the dowry you have given them - except when they have become guilty of open lewdness. On the contrary live with them on a footing of kindness and equity. If you take a dislike to them, it may be that you dislike something and God will bring about through it a great deal of good. (4:19)

[DrQuijano]

Considering that Christianity doesn't respect non-christians either, then one could argue that the world would be a better place without it as well no?

[Reqrezentin]

Lame ass bastards

[Reqrezentin]

JAYAR? ARABIC? WTF

[medaa25]

lame.

[kazearaki]

cenk, why are you using memritv as your source? if you or any of the TYT staff know arabic, then i have no problem with it since i assume you check memri translation and it is correct. If not, then i am truly suprised by your choices of sources. i meant, everybody knows memri is basically propaganda machines for the zionist hence they always come out with this kind of crap which is not worthy news like this masturbation bullshits but i know for sure it is very good for zionist propaganda mission

[losplatosdemaria]

But kaz, if you are familiar with Arabic you would have caught all of this on the first clip. Aren't you glad that TYT were finally able to give those of us who don't speak Arabic the actual translation of what the Sheik said?

[kazearaki]

nay mate, i'm also not familiar with arabic which is why i lookup the source first. I have no problem with TYT making fun of this. it's just the source that make me hesitant to enjoy the fun. memri spread around pretty much this kind of crap to undermine the muslim world. now, to me if they are attacking the muslim view, they should attack christianity and judaism aswell - that's fair to me. Anyway, your're right - i should have post this on the first video but i guess not much different,

peace

[fantasticalNINJA]

this is about making fun of some nut job ok...

are you seriously saying its wrong to ridicule people who undermine women and say that cant use love fingers?

WTF is wrong with you

[kazearaki]

i'm referring to the source not the making fun. i got no problem with making fun but if the source are propagandistic zionazis media, i have problem with that. you get what i meant!?

[kingofheartsxyz]

WTF

[erjoalgo]

this thing, not too funny. actually pretty boring, sorry

[writofmandamus]

O shit, I always thought it was JR, not Jayar

[OuchTatHurtz]

Me too, learn something new every day.

[IndiMusicLover]

This is funny!!!!

[glasshour76]

Hilarious.

5/5

[nothingsuxlikeu]

hate it!

[kareemcheese1990]

not funny, stupid, ignorant, immature

This video = FAIL!

[teneight78]

too long

[zenguin13]

really stupid..c'mon guys raise the bar.

[ZoNeAlOnEoNe]

what a stupid video Cenk you're a sick person ..

[xxFortunadoxx]

Yeah. Because the guy warning about female masturbation is the normal person and the guy making fun of the lunatic is the sick person.

Your confirmation bias against Cenk is duly noted.

[toppless09]

i always thought they were calling him JR, i had no idea it was Jayar.

[mexicanexalted]

Two out of every ten guys beat off to girls vomiting, & or eating shit. I think I read that in Walk! Magazine.

[dominic970]

lmao

[aboxashy87]

Thats not funny

[trahouston]

I truly wonder, will we as humans ever get over religion? What will it take for the masses to say, you know what this is BS? Why don't people just refer to history and see that there have been hundreds if not thousands of people before them who wholeheartedly believed in many different things. What makes our 2000 year old religion any different? I know that if aliens show up one day and reveal themselves a bunch of religious nuts are going to start screaming they're demons, damn demons.

[personage2007]

it would have been funnier if the imamam had of warned how bad female masturbation was while at the same time asking his child audience to blow themselves up for allah's love

eg - do listen to ipods and muisic of the west! they are haram! blow up marketplaces instead!

[flumplestiltskin]

They should market a religion filter that you can pop in your ears and when they start blabbering on , you hear " i like it up the butt " , "my mom was a monkey" etc , i would buy one and never take it out .

[0prahTV]

Wow, so lame.

[HayteStreet]

If its a stupid idea then it deserves to be critisized. STOP BITCHING!!!

[CaitFinnegan]

This really takes away from your show.

[RichoRosai]

This approaches funny, but ultimately fails.

[HeadmoMusic]

thats really fucked up guys, seriously. This Imams name is Yusuf Qardawi. People actually feels disrespected with this kind of jokes. Islam forbids pre-marital sex nevermind masturbation(True Christianity alike).

[sem1conscious]

fan-fucking-tastic!

[jaroncreed]

at 3:39 does Cenk say he loves the two girls in a cup thing? He liked that shit??? Say it aint so man , SAY IT AINT SO!

[0Krusnik0]

LOL Nah, he meant that was the best part in the vid.

[Dinnah14]

He said he loved it when the Sheikh "talked" about it... he found it funny. Not the ACTUAL two girls and a cup video :P

[TheCelticNinja]

lol I love how his expressions actually fit the "translations" a lot of the time.

[velocity246]

that was hilarious!

[rsnic]

Awesome, love it!

[xiReviewiStuffx]

xD i haven't laughed this hard since i saw that Obama rick roll video

[ncfwhitetigress]

Wait, wait... calm down and re-explain that. It sounds interesting but I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

[coa157]

lmao... hillarious shit