The Kurzick Hater (Guild Wars)

[GWSunshadow]

One abbreviation, one exclamation, eight words, ROFLMAO!

[MarkusAndersen344]

I'll rage here.. IN EVERY MMORPG I PLAY, I randomly/willingly choose the blue faction, out of blue and red. AND IN EVERY FU***** MMORPG I PLAY, I play the faction that loses 95% time.

First, in wow, I got pwned by the horde 24/7.

Then I played Aion, same shit.

Then I played rift, same shit.

Now I play GW, same shit!"!!! kurzick SUCKS ASS i lost 12 matches in a row!

3 days in a row!.

I don't know if I'm just a bad lucker or my carma sucks, the faction I choose SUCKS ASS, so does kurzick...

thanks

[InStars]

Kurdicks rule, suxons suck! :D

[xLovelessxTwilightx]

been playing 5 years

all of it to me is just

suxons and kurdicks

end of story

[MeYourMumAtSix]

No offence, but that was the single most gay thing i have seen. I gotta give you some credit though, you have put me off being a Luxon. And nice accent. keep it up.

[SleepingRefuge]

@MeYourMumAtSix Ooh, I didn't know being happy was a bad thing. Unless you meant being homosexual, which I also didn't know was a bad thing. Thanks for enlightening everyone.

[MeYourMumAtSix]

@SleepingRefuge No problem, your voice is still annoying, although the more I watch it it turns me more Luxon :D

[SleepingRefuge]

@MeYourMumAtSix Good to see you wrote the description, because I didn't even make the video. But I'll be sure to pass it on if I get the chance.

[snusnu4]

LUXONS 4 LIFE!!!

[Fleetfiend]

Rofl thats great. And I'm a Kurzick, too!

[decibelbank]

people I'm stuck. I've been luxon a long time (I don't have guild wars factions but I joined luxon guilds) My friend has factions and he is a die-hard luxon. but I went on the guild wars wiki and I found that I have more in common w/ kurzicks than luxon. I don't know who I should ally myself with

[LANPENNER007]

Lol Luxon's look like gay bums. Kurzick look evil Vampires. Kurzick FTW!

[GWjokoTV]

I know its fun :) But as a luxon hater I must go in attack. So that i can keep my name high ^.- Don't be mad :)

[GWjokoTV]

Those Tree's are stoned how do you wanne cut it.. And its zu Heltzer not Zu Heltzer. And your are all light blue and light red. -.- Luxon hater thats me! And your having kinda kurzick muziek

[SleepingRefuge]

@GWjokoTV geez, chill out and buy yourself a sense of humour. I hear it's cheap these days.

[andyoffline]

lol

thats´s very cool

but i´m kurzick

can you make a video about luxon haters?

[2235ProductionS]

funny (:

[ridz16]

funny

[PrimeroVorian]

that was pretty funny lol

[kong9111]

Luxon FTW ps. in german kurzick means small dick 0= look it up lol.

[KretinBassist]

well luxons live on turtles....i mean who does that cmon

[malignevil925]

god dammit it stupid luxon, Luxons always attack kurzicks not the other way around D:< anyways, nice video

[Bladecutter56]

Gyala Hatchery.

[arg7]

Epic.

[GamexReviewx]

kurz ftw

[jemoederheefteen]

hahaha awesome vid, I hate kurzicks to actually, I'm rather a barbaric thief than gothics who give their lives to become tree-like golems.

[SpecterryuQuipter]

Good vid 5*

[nick31329]

kuzricks > Suxons when factions first came out luxons ruled at pvp now they just.....FAIL also there armor...HAHAHAHAHA. PS ill laugh at anyone who replies to the comment saying how i shouldnt say this just to flame people im doing it to even things out lots of kuz haters here well kinda ironic

[jemoederheefteen]

Grow up kid, this site is for 2+ :/

[Frozenice77]

Ooh. Made by CV - My old alliance.

Good job! :)

[Tallacus]

I am a Kurzick supporter, I love their elite armor. I thought this was funny.

[Sqroob]

Luxon kick ass

Althought I prefer the Kurzick monk armour.

[hmnai]

luxon coward I shall shred you all

[peacemaker1994]

ye tell me ur name ill save this guy the trouble

[JB4evaMore]

lol funny

[neoquest5]

i am a kurzic idk who i likje more i lose a lot and i always get mobbed by luxons so i have no idea i hate kurzics cause they have no way in colors its true ALWAYS BLACK!

[digoth]

i like both sides, but i find defending as a ranger fun and attacking as an elementer fuck.

[Gothicfun104]

I am a luxon and i hate kurwicks

[mentaldummy]

lol i love this video

[Weserstadion10]

YEAH LUXON FTW^^

[Lutei556]

im kurzick but still really funny

[peacemaker1994]

i cant kurdick are taking offence to this thy dont take offence when kick there ass in ab LUXONS FTW

[VayneRazer]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH very funny = )

Still my heart belongs to the Kurzicks

[spidervenom1]

Sure, our forest is black but its better then your gay green jade sea. Green almost every where. And the monsters in our forests are 100 times better then yours. Lol ice skatting fish and fucking jelly fish O.o I could go on how much you suxons suck but im afraid id go over the character count.

[SleepingRefuge]

I'm glad to see you have a sense of humor ^.^

[spidervenom1]

I just got pissed off by some of the comments here

[opwqklsa]

go luxons!

[discoqueenNL]

We get it now it's dark.

At least we don't have to fight magical iceskating fish.(the scuttle fish and the jelly fish don't live in the water but above the water...huh? It's like, Finding Nemo on ice)

[CiechanDarkAssassin]

It's Gothic ! I love this climatic place ! U really hate black ...ha ?

[DemoraX]

we are the tree loving goths of the forest,

feel our wrath!

...and our trees, they're wonderful!

[rj28sc]

Its a joke. Can't believe after all this time people still think that its its a personaly shot at them. If anything its a personal shot at NUVA! If you think otherwise then go outside and play in the wide wide world known as real life.

[Pantsma]

ahahah

[Martyr47]

Its Gothic not emo 8-)

[copow12a]

racist

[Light4494]

OK... KurzDICKS are emos who's heiress is as ugly as a baby Kappa and SUXons are tattoo freaks who like to wear rags. But then again, the Kurzicks have a sense of architecture and style while the Luxons have a strong system of strength and loyalty. I'm speaking for both sides :)

[drummerzzx]

nerd.

[peacemaker1994]

u just got told choose a side are die as the saying goes

[khalloo23]

luxons rulez!!!

[Zanto11880]

Luxons give me the bloody creeps...:O They are so weird and psychedelic! They use strange tatoos :O And that accent rings badly in my ears omg...But anyway with the sound muted the vid is still funny:)

[RetardTE]

Kurzicks give me te creeps!

Look at those disrespectful Emo's!

[Citruz200]

hahaha awesome, GO KurzicKz.. DOWN WITH THE SuxoNz.

[Mike9456]

hahaha awesome, go LUXONS

[Hagunemnon]

Well done! I for one am a Kurzick (and won't switch to save ANYONE'S life), but I'm just in it for the killing (that and Kurzick armor looks bloody awesome, imo). If I wanted the title... I'd have it by now. Come on? 2 years of AB... I could get a few million in that time, just don't care is all. There are a lot of far easier titles out there to get.

[joeygaines1]

luxons rule, kurzicks are emo's who live in very dark places.

[qx15]

wow... that was surprisingly funny

[redmageteige]

....umm it a perfect place to live!!!!!for an emo...

[jaroslawhaha]

good movie, 5/5 ^^

offtopic:

I hope that on alliance battles Kurzicks won't wait much of time for battle, I don't know how are Luxons with that :P

[HiameCrest]

-_- Why can't people take these videos as jokes? It's a game yer whining about people! xD I really don't care who wins anyways.. As long as one side wins!

[Rake915]

Nice video^^

But the reason, why Luxon win 90% in AB is that Kurzick are wannabe Farmer and only noobs are that stupid to think, they can get more points through AB...what title will be harder to get?^^ hfff or AB, Kurz or Luxon?

[EribertoCr]

The war between the Luxon and Kurzicks will end in Guild Wars 2, when the successor of Emperor Kisu conquer them, and integrates them completely to the empire.

[jamjam182]

init but i hope they go to war again in an expansion when they get round to it so PvP in GW2 will hotten up abit!!!

[ProfessorHoolio]

He just buldozes the whole place and creates canthaland amusment park (the togoround would be awesome)

[tiencha10]

Pass me the jade, yo.

[JamieT9]

Ok first of all this is dumb. Second the forest is black cause of the jade wind. Third the luxons look a lot scarier than the kurzicks.

[rj28sc]

Its all for fun you do no that? :P

[TheMonkeyPunch]

Must...resist...Must...

not...kill...Bah ! What the heck ?

Lmao

[FossilDragon]

1 questions..

All luxons talk like that? =P

Funny video !

Kurzicks FTW!

[kenjinatsuki]

OMG i love the number 5 rule, totaly not in standards of rules. good one

[hoffpancake]

kurzick pwns they r black becouse they are emo ;D like me ^^ i love them so much so i can do things with them ;D they r ust emos!

[doomthe3rd]

omg i... think.. im gonna switch... to... luxon

[rj28sc]

Bloody hell... OK this is just getting stupid now. It is a game OK? The video is a joke. If you think that for some reason its propaganda agaisnt you then for the love of god get off your computer and go outside.

[chewii101]

my lord this kurzick mushroom idiot is really pissing me off..

on the other hand, this is so good although im a kurzick

KURZICK FTW

[Kurzickmushroom]

noobface, ur an idiot

[Kurzickmushroom]

ROFL gay luxons

[ericWplaysWoW]

LAWL freakin frunny voice. Altough I'm Kurzick you shud keep making these vids XD

[CheekyWizard]

Well everything Kurzick isn't s__ding black! Visit my guild hall by clicking on my name and visiting my videos & you will see, it's full of daylight & greenery.

Any Luxons wishing to 'convert' to true 'Kurzickism' is welcome to do so. Send pleasant comment & I will invite you into my Kurzick Guild.

This video has been favourited so that all the Kurzick clans truly understand why they eradicate the Luxons in Alliance Battles.

By the way, video was very entertaining :)

[rj28sc]

Thanks :) glad you enjoyed it :D

[1t4chi966]

I like the black and the hair =D

[thijs30041990]

dude you are so sad for hating npcs haha

[worldofurin]

im a kurzick. i dont think its funny tho.

[brianahn0331]

omg

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its really funny

im Kurzick myself u know but its funny!!

well ull get jumped on from the KURZICKS!!

lol my characters name is

Soriku Reed

lets have a battler then >:D

[GeminiSpark]

fishy said a swear :O

bad twelve year old

(says I, Natus of GWOnline, from one of my multiple accounts)

[lolme121]

woot luxons ftw!!!!!!!!

kurzicks are so damn guy -_-"

[DeathSmilesAtU]

lmao brilliant... so fucking funny

[smv858]

fuzzybuddy123 i think same, luxons are crabs ; )

[fuzzybuddy123]

im a kurzick kurzick=dark and other stuff and i like the armor better

luxon=alot of turtles (too many)

[chrisworld2]

luxons ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FWNiightmare]

haha clock work orange!!

[Thefrozensock]

fuck you luxon scum buckets! we Kurzicks are way cooler than you! at least we don't live in 3rd world country tents and have a bald head with a red tatoo on top! we're the very definition of COOL!

[DcBeast401]

That pumpkin head guy has something against koalas and black.

[HinkaWinka]

Haha, funny as hell.. But i agree with him... I dont like the Kurz area, to dark :/

[fishygomoo]

fuck u

[cathief13]

XDD that's funny

[fishygomoo]

azrael STX sucks!

[Blastsniper]

Oh ffs you 12 year old stfu already and go play Maplestory.

[RenaAngel]

ACK! I'm Kurzick! I LIKE BLACK! I'M ASSASSIN! I'M SUPPOSED TO LIKE BLACK! XD SUXONS DIE! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[cfcj12]

wat is this.............world of warecraft or sumfin??

[cryon123]

its guild wars u noob

[Daldrath]

Cool, another fan of Talia. Oh, she already saw it. :/ Oh well, that ranger's me. ^^

[iloveboys98]

this is the most funny thing about guild wars ive seen

[dren9]

YOU GUYs ARE IDIOTS IF YOUR read the book kurzicks has become so pale and black haired because of the lack of light and warmth is caused by the petrified forest :\ and i doubt they have cut their wrist....idiots.

[xEsuna]

Haha why are there not any >Hate Luxon< vids ? :P

[rj28sc]

Ah that would be because we are a luxon guild =P

[dfwm20]

listen u noobs im a kurzick and i like luxons der is no difference u do realise it is a game and they are only fighting because of computer animated characters listen computer animated no real member started it it was computers so stop fukin arguin

[rj28sc]

I couldn't agree more.  The video was made as a joke not as propaganda for the luxons. Personally I prefer the Kurzick tbh but that's cause they have cooler armour.

[LuxonLuxon]

i am the biggest kurzick hater in the world

[WretchedDrake]

turtle lovers*

[WretchedDrake]

kurzicks are pussy tree huggers and luxons are bruteful(stupid) turtle haters... hows that?

[rj28sc]

Hi ok I'm Strider the guy who voiced this. You do all no what the term having a laugh is? Its a joke on one of our members in the guild (Nuva the merciless who is the guy with the pumpkin head) I have nothing against Kurzicks or anyone. I just Dislike anyone who doesn't no how to have a bloody laugh. Oh and for the record I have black armour and I prefer the dark.

[Rokurosama]

Ohhh why you don't turn down the lights when you're playing, maybe then you don't see all "bloddy" dark.

Let's kill Luxons!!!

[MonkaCZ]

You're not a friggin Luxons or Kurzicks, you are just guys that fight each other in the name of some NPCs, Luxons or Kurzicks are the NPCs, the descendants of the founders of the clan, or their siblings.

[mandowarrior123]

kuzicks ar slit wrist goths that y black

[MetsFan8691]

first of all..

got something against black things?

second i will destroy anyone in kuz vs lux as a Kurzick.

otherwise funny. im speaking towards the comments with this. ;)

[Joshlalic]

im so sick of these kurzick hating videos

u cant beat us in alliance battles so u mock us

[SleepingRefuge]

Ever heard about something called "humor"?

No?

Such a pity, you might actually understand these things if you did :(

[Theo93]

woot kurzicks are EMO! thats what its so black... Ne ways we R awesome LuXoNZ poown!

[Selumiana]

dont know anything about kurzick mh? There are places in Kurzickforest that are really really bright

[TwilightDraco1]

I never noticed how bad thier hair was until now...

My God! Why doesn't Danika give a discount. The harsh truth. Oh well, I'm still a kurzick.

[ramb00m]

Great vid, funny!

[rtctdg2000]

Well thats awsome.... your capes black.... lol... wakka wakka!

[rj28sc]

You don't need to take it personally, we have a few in our guild (even Nuva himself) who has played through the Kurzick section of Factions.

[InfestedHydralisk]

everything is true, except number 5...

1 other thing...you luxons have a rubbish sea, you can walk on it

[catsillustrated]

lol such hate. You Kurzicks are welcome to make a video to prod at us Luxons - so far I don't think I've seen one.

[EnvaReaver]

LOL that made my day and I am a proud kurzick. It was funny because parts of it were true.

[Lauratehawesome]

haha I am Kurzick, and I agree with you with everything except number five. I would appreciate a curtain in House zu Heltzer or something.

[Ish55]

Ha. Good vid

[shingihwang]

i like the luxon better,its not so dark in the jade sea lol

[mastershake22]

wow u luxons stoop so low as to make hate videos kurzicks dont do it so when you say were scum

[rj28sc]

Its a joke, nothing more.

[DJSniperWolf]

I liked the video. Tho I am kurzick. I like jade sea too.

[714SA]

what r luxons and kurzicks?

[titch2000]

they are clans on guildwars factions

[CrushRobot]

Great video. Luxons PwN.

[Mortsu]

V gd video even if I am a Kurzick myslef. They are all black.

[ufdf]

I'm a Kurzick and I'm red

[rj28sc]

Woo another person who likes it =P Oh and I'm Strider Howlfang (the voice)

[GypsyRed]

If you're really Strider, then I must say that I positively love you. You and this vid are hysterical. XD

[rj28sc]

Yes I am Strider Howlfang ^^ and thankyou, but its Talia (cats) that deserves the credit, she made it ^^ Oh and Nuva for the character acting =)

[oggycheese]

very good! enjoyed this, and everything you said was true, fed up of kurzicks :( i actually can't think of anything that would make you want to join them :P check out my video on luxons and kurzicks :)

[GypsyRed]

Positively adorable. Kudos to you catsillustrated for creating it and to SleepingRefuge for posting it. :D

[catsillustrated]

lol I'm honored to have you post my video here. I had fun making it, I'm glad you're having fun watching it :)

[SleepingRefuge]

So you made it.. gotta thank you for making such a great video! \o/

[Cartis87]

Roffles. :D