Eat Lead - Hazard vs JRPG hero

[Momentum139]

Ellipses are for chumps!

[ScentofLaceration]

He is lucky it wasn't Ryu Hayabusa....

[HBHound123]

my favorite game

[superrayquasa]

i never thought you had to shoot the blue orbs, so i ended up doing the whole level with the boss healing a shitload now and then

[TUBAKI9998]

これはすごいｗｗｗｗJRPGの糞の部分がわかりやすく表現され­てるなｗｗｗｗｗ

イケメン　大剣持ってる華奢な男　相変わらずのテキストバー　いまでもあるからなぁこういうゲームｗ

とりあえずＪＲＰＧはクソゲーって事を再認識できたｗｗｗｗ

[Kingrex16]

LOL I loved this one. Thats one of the many reasons I dont play RPGs

[SergeantLuke]

"Penultimate Illusion"? Ba-dum-crash.

[Spyroiskool]

Forecast for the next level: No More Clouds. Best Trophy ever. lol.

[samuraiboy497]

I can't read what there saying my phone cant see it can someone tell me

[TeatrinoTriela]

JRPGは全体的に夢を見ている。

ユーザーもそれを望んでいるんだと思う。自身を投影しない。

海外製のRPGをやっていると逆に感じます。

[neirinckx01]

before i got this game i looked at the reviews and they all say how bad this game is but i looked at the trailer and really liked it so i got it, i own about 40 games on PS3 but this game is one of my favorite games ever !!

This game is how a video game should be ! great story, great gameplay, funny as hell and the most awesome music i have ever heard !! when i goto the game to launch it i first listen to the soundtrack and then i start :D

IT'S HAZARD TIME !!

[gobstopit]

@neirinckx01 i completely agree, who says that reviews are always honest.

[Jagged85]

Cool! Two stereotypes in one...

WRPG bald space marine hero vs JRPG androgynous emo teen hero

[Gaddesreinhart]

This was the funniest part in the game, and yest, JRPG fanboys flipped the fuck out because it's true. And Like JRPG's, but I guess the hardcore JRPG fans can't take a joke. Good stuff.

[TheSoreda]

なんか想像力ないな。RPG（古典的なRPGはすべて同じなので­Jとはあえてつけないけど）は読書のように行間を読まないと全く­面白くないんじゃないか。デフォロメされた形式を違う形に置き換­えるには当然補完しないと成り立たない。

[sharpshooter12341]

haliroius getting dis game

[trudesinnsi]

日本人だけどJRPG嫌いだからＧＪ

[h01082]

×隕石落下

○メテオ or 流星

[RM71063]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Shodan117]

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[dMITIC]

the secret is, never push button A, let it froze waiting to say what it has to say, and meanwhile shoot the crap out of it

[weightedcompanionc]

That's right Matt. Show those JRPG's who's boss!!

[nickinsidegamer]

bought it today voor 10 euro =D

[Shindai]

Looks so easy here :/ Was stuck on this guy for days before getting sick of trying and moving on to other games :p

[kzundiverus]

This game sucks.

[Highlandheadbanger]

Thats the secret to kicking ass at JRPGs: keep moving and don't wait for your turn!

(Laughs) Oh God, this seems like such a generic game, but these blokes deserve a bloody medal just for the humor, writing, and creativity of it all.

Even if it wasn't the best game in the world, the guys that made this game deserve praise for their humor.

[Llythe]

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[Mr0Kazumi]

I am Japanese.

I have not known a RPG until I played one made in foreign country.

Japanese people misunderstand what a RPG is.

So, I want to talk Japanese RPG developers to make not things which are similar to game but movies.

[BmCNinJa]

I don't know what you are trying to say, but RPG are similar to Movies. Hence Role Playing Game as you Role Play and go on adventure. RPG are Story Driven game its what make the game enjoyable for the preferred players.

[zokamaru]

take that jrpg beyatch!!

[ivegotwood43]

LOL just got passed this part in the game and had to watch it again! Thanks for uploading this! XD

[sterlindylanray]

you got bad aim. he was like a gay sepheroth

[Kahouneko]

Isn't that redundant? :P

[Jayhawker30]

"Sigh".

[JOSHDILISI]

HINT: a Game called "It's Hazard Time" is coming out late summer!!!

[lemonnormalguy]

How do you know...

[JOSHDILISI]

lol, it got changed, but the new game is now called Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond, coming out in Winter, looks pretty sick :D

[lemonnormalguy]

Sweet i loved this game, it was a change from the same old boring action heroes, i heard its going to be on the xbox arcade :D

[suzabi]

thanks. I found that out weeks ago, but your effort is appreciated

[phxhawke]

That Single Scene(tm) is the reason I want to get this game.

[dudebfg0123]

DONT FALL FOR THE TRAP! This game is actually really awful. As in one of the worst (and disappointing) games I have ever played.

[m14g]

ever heard about damnation and larry

i liked it has manny bad ness but it is really funny so il give it a 8 just because its funny

[alexanderthegreat117]

its not awful it CAN be anoying at times but all the rest is fun

[Karyyk]

It's not that bad. It's generic and derivative (Duh...), but it's a fairly run of the mill shooter with a few laughs here and there. I paid $10 for it, and for the price, it's a bargain. Some pretty easy achievements to be had as well...

[suzabi]

name of the game?

maybe I've finally found a shooter with enough charm not to inspire hurling and boredom.

[wwwnamecom]

EAT LEAD

[BSRaven]

"Just get to the point... Oh. That was more to the point than I would've liked."

That's the kind of thing you come to expect from most JRPGs. No surprises as for who is the worst culprit.

[AngelFM]

Funniest game ever

[CripWalkazz]

maybe you have -9, but i'm totally with you

[MethsBack]

I also love the Master Chief character and the space mariens (which Im not 100% sure but I think are ment to be Gears of War Cogs, they have the same armor and the music that plays as you fight them sounds just like gears music.

On the topic of music my fav song in the game is the water gun guys song, its like the perfect action hero song,

[KiNGSHiNiGaMi777]

okay, thats just fucking funny!

[CookedBeans55]

It's okay

[aechman]

Thius is for 360, right? I want it. it looks sweet.

[baseballfuries7]

funny game 2 rent....

[Shunjinko2]

Anyone knows where to find the OST? Keep hearing its awesome

[ShinChuck]

You get an achievement called "Your Turn" when you beat him, with the description:

Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."

Lovin' this game, hah hah.

[MethsBack]

I know man, the achievements in this game are so funny, like how they made fun of their own game by giving you a achievement for mulit-player and the description was like "O wait, this game doesn't have mulit-player? O well, can't take the achievement back now..."

[NYRangers131]

This was amazing, my girlfriend was watching this and she's big on Final Fantasy... she said this nailed it spot on :-p

[1SerratedBlade]

without RPGs you wouldn't have video games. D&D personified that.

[hypermetalsonic]

Stick to D&D then

[ClairePeine]

lol, how about video games are basically rpgs? am i right in saying that...?

[Kag001]

The speech part had me rolling. So funny, so true.

[arachnidspider2]

my bad dude i meant to put the thumbs up sign on you good comment

[shiekta]

AAHAHA this game is gona be great

[modem9000]

I love this game

[viciousogg]

Gamestop accidentally put this game on the shelf yesterday. This game is amazingly mediocre. What a waste of money. At least it was only $50 instead of $60.

[Gundamluverx]

Can you explain why it was a waste of money? When people ask why I hate Batman Forever, I elaborate, not just say "Cuz it sucks ballz! Lol!" And why do you think it's mediocre?

[LuyenDarkness]

I like the game, I just find it a bit hard

[slashkamei]

see, the problem is alot of the people who say the game sucks, either have not played it, or are major Gears of War nerds, this game is not a GoW killer by any means but its still funny as hell and the gameplay doesn't suck THAT bad. Also any game that has a wolfentin 3D level gains a few extra points with me atleast.

[bigfreshdawg]

master!

[acornhead285]

This looks bad, but in a very good way!

[henritje19]

LOL this game parodies EVERY THING just like DN hell this game is a DN PARODY!

[Dumpes]

i cant wait for this game

its so funny

and Will Arnet and Neil Patrick Harris are going to be awesome

[mp5122]

with my mp7 i do +20 dmg

[Foxhack]

Wow, I really have to get this.

'Course, I need a 360 first...

[AAPgty]

its will be released on ps3 too

[Foxhack]

I don't have either of those two.

That and the PS3 is woefully unsupported in Mexico.

[mars188]

you live in mexico poor you

[brandon11122]

do ucheo el taco bell?

[Foxhack]

I eat real food, not that shit, thank you.

[brandon11122]

hahaha

[95ryanman]

yes lol

[Davideogamer]

I heard the main characters voice, and I thought, "Is that who I think it is?!". Looked it up.

Main Character Voice Actor: Will Arnett

YES! YES! YES! I had even complained a few hours ago about how the guy hadn't had work in a long time. I am SO buying this game!

[CrimsomS]

Man I hope the gameplay holds up,cause the game looks like fun, Penultimate Allusion, Master Chef, Waferthin Soldiers, Poor AI Russians, and ellipsis. Fun.

[Gregunit]

This guy's name is Altos Tratus. Altostratus is a type of cloud. Very clever.

[dvv1993402]

cloud strife reference? rpg hero with a huge sword, and is a pretty boy

[vitaminpwn]

altos tratus come from the game penultimate illusion which penultimate means next to last (final) and illusion is another word for fantasy

[dvv1993402]

O_O wow ff reference

[DarkTemper2]

Not to mention Alto stratus is a type of cloud.

[dariendude17]

Ha! I didn't know that! Extra Lolz.

[henritje19]

anf Altos Tratus rimes with Clod Strife (Final Fantasy VII)

[poxmuppet]

no it dosnt.

[NoBullet]

XFD JRPG's suck shit

[ShinerCCC]

wat duz xfd mean???????

btw bad token

[NoBullet]

Whats a "bad token"? Some magic spell from a fruity JRPG XFD

[LanceCorporalDororo]

lol penultimate allusion

[dariendude17]

illusion, dude.

[starschwar]

I loved the bit about ellipses. So true.

[iqasyamaguchi]

lol, turn-based

[theblacknemesis]

I lol'd

great stuff

[Schimoen]

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[JohnKiller118]

Funny as hell!

Spring 2009 baby!

[shinmiroku]

XD awesome

[MalcolmRandall]

XD! It's like Final Fantasy vs. Gears of War!

Check out the "Hit Point" numbers that are bouncing off his body when shot.

Do NOT sleep on this game! This looks to be a must-see.