Yep, he's a kewl guy, i got to hang with him a little on the tropic thunder set. Ben Stiller is pretty quiet off the camera. I smelled mathew mconehay before he even walked up, that dude stinks bad. My kids got a small part in the movie. The food was awesome there. they had 3 sushi chefs with all you can eat sushi. All the inside shots are done back lot of universal studios in hollywood. Not to far a drive.
Hello Jack Black fans...Did you know that Jack recorded a duet with Meat Loaf on his new album Hang Cool Teddy Bear? The song is titled "Like A Rose" and we are trying to campaign this song into the UK charts via digital download on June 14, 2010. You'll need to see facebook group Meat Loaf UK Fan Campaign Single to get the direct link to the page. Or in your browser put the 3 w's, the dot, meatchart, dot, net. That will work too. Thanks for your help in advance.
he is saying i love the pussy but he was using that stereotypical ghetto talk so its said like "I LA DA PUSSY IIGHT!!" its not "lord of pussies" trust me
OHHH MY GOOODD!! U met Jack Black??!!! J.B. is my idol 4 life!!!! He's more than my idol though.. he's like a God, my true inspiration of all time... not 2 mention a TOTAL HOTTIE!! :) He's the most amazing singer on the planet n K.G. spits the best riffs in town: GO THE D!!! xxx Glad 2 see other fellow crazed J.B. fans out there, ROCK ON!!! xxx :) J.B. IS SEXY AS HEELLLL!!!
I liked it and I could not care less what anyone else thinks...but, if you did not like this interview or the motion picture for which is Tropic Thunder you are a cummm guzzlin' faggot.
I hate to say this but watching this interview was painful.
Please dont take this personally but just as constructive critz, I do interviews for actors on radio. I know it can be hard.
Do not use the same questions with all the actor of the movie. YES, they are all diva's. The most embarrassing thing to do is to mock that. And what was with the "blondes have more fun" comment, are you serious?!?! Jack Black stole the show on this movie, maybe ask him how we got into character, or something..
hahah i know man..i just realized that after posting the comment...my bad. keep it real bc beats...im from bc too...its those tasty bc buds that slow me down and then make me reply to things not even directed at me.
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My opinion is his opinion is retarded. Why would you ask jack black how he got into character.. hes not a fucking method actor hes jack fucking black the comedian. That guy is a faggot who takes himself too seriously. And your a lippy little cunt, so shut the fuck up, little boy.
my father didn't die of aids retard my dad is still living moron. My father wasn't gay your father was if he was gay he still wouldn't be married to my mom fucker. Faggot people like you need to talk to people nigger
with all those protests against tropic thunder i wanted to see if there are more haters or more lovers of the movie so i made a vid to find out. /watch?v=1lw8NayG7Pw leave a comment telling us what you think. thanks! :D
You got a lot of sauce on your face and I know you spent some time playing on that stringy tunebox, so it's Rolled Gold for now baby! The phonies can take the bus to the welfare office. I just don't give a fuck.
These are the words of a fearless fucking creative psychopath. In a gentle, breezy kind of way.
Ya know? I'm all about the super-nice. Makin' super-nice drinks for super cool folks.
As a third glance in the next second reveals mounds of pillowing snow collecting in the western air, you think "I'm no John Wayne", and two-step backwards, hips swaying, to your first instinct - check the closet! At this precise moment you betray yourself again, you lunge for the coat and puff-hat and thus armed, step sideways past your breakfast into an eastern wind.
The thing about Mike Schouten was that he had an incredible poker face. I never saw him break once. The girls were laughing hysterically, Carol and Katie and the original queen Connecticunt Megan. The boys looked vaguely uncomfortable and laughed and stared at their shoes.
I can probably get through my story more easily if, every time I want to shoot myself in the face, I just think "Sandbox". It reminds me that most of the world, even the so-called professionals, don't understand the first thing about how the people who really control these things get you to buy perfume or shoes or electronics or music or household appliances. And maybe that's for the best. If I can forget about how these things really work I'll have a chance at some kind of a normal life.
Sqooshy. That word has gotten me laid on more than a few occasions. I say it softly, "sqooshy", so it rhymes with tushie, then at some point I say tushie in a dramatic breathy whisper, and then at some point I give a nearby friend a gentle "shhhh",or "shushing", the kind of "shhh" or "shushing" that sounds like you're cutting through a Nebraska cornfield, or shuffling around on some cardboard in a basement. Maybe you even have a woodshop down there.
As in, dance ON your ENTIRE ass, dude. Dust off the weak arty boy NADS, dude. Get a glad bag for your brain, I see the ooze dripping from the ears of thousands of sick people, their withered ears pressed to your walls, watching you cut up your Bobby Brown VHS tapes into endless montages, bags and bags of peeling rags drenching your entire thorax, dripping in the most sexless of sects, balls locked in a locket inside the closet THAT IS YOUR MIND.
Now,let me debrief. This universe of pain will comprise not only your current and future doom, but should any of your pathetic compatriots deem it wise to join this vulgar feast of thieves, they will summarily and in short order be sent, in reverse and clockwise negative motion, to the back of a giant line consisting of smoke my entire ass. I will rain on your entire parade of bones, leaving you a wuthered rumpleforeskin, dribbling in the Golan Heights alone with no basketball.
Fucking whorefucking nunbaskets! Please delete that one a few back. Fucking fuckslopping deusheron gigglefuck! I thought I hit the back button in time.
Let the record show I have asked the kind person behind door number this vid to remove said comment.
Maybe I'll just build and build here, and wait to flick the poopy pants ignition switch. The more people's faces get melted at once, the more cheese I get rid of in a single shot. Then, I take that cheese, put it on a sandwich, Pooperon out of existence and shove that buttpaper right down your throat! It'll be like reverse Bill Hicks, featuring toilet paper! Won't that be fun?
Let's put it this way. I can make a vid that will make you poop in your dockers.
Maybe I'll just do it. Gotta finish programming a shitload of websites first. Us thirty two things at once guys gotta pay the bills with shit that won't make the postman poop, ya know?
In pick of destiny, did you write the Exploding Whatever 5 minutes before you filmed? DID YOU?
Here's how I work. Mic on, hits, snack, shower. I could have made a motherfucking techno song on that shit as I was writing it. All in together now baby!
Pooperon Out, and beyoooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnd!
Note to self from self that thine knoweth now and forevermore - if thouest dropest THE RIG, I will know and you will comprehend IMMENSENESS. And immenseness is big, baby. Bigger than big. That's why it's a longer word.
Keep it rig Jacky Baby, or I'ma Saxaboom your chubby moose butt to the moon, baby!
Pooperon Out, and beyoooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd!!!!!!!!!!!!
these interviews suck!
thelifeaquatica 1 month ago
Po!
MasterSean217 1 month ago
Poking fun, bread and butter? Sounds like a porno
Fefo762 4 months ago
Feel sorry for Jack Black haveing the same inisals as the other JB and dont mind my spelling im dumb :-)
14jackthelad 5 months ago
omg whatta stupid questions...
ThePiscopia 7 months ago
It's Gearmandude with his whacky pedal collection!
whangie1 8 months ago 2
"Hey dude don't you just love JB?"
"Hell no fagg!"
"Nononono....Jack Black DUMBASS!!!"
"Ohhhhhhhhh......."
slipknotmaggot183 8 months ago 2
He is really The Brutal Legiont
TheWTFMan19 9 months ago
he great man fucking jokes he talks about youe mother cn thanker lol!!!!!
fantasyxperia 10 months ago
Yep, he's a kewl guy, i got to hang with him a little on the tropic thunder set. Ben Stiller is pretty quiet off the camera. I smelled mathew mconehay before he even walked up, that dude stinks bad. My kids got a small part in the movie. The food was awesome there. they had 3 sushi chefs with all you can eat sushi. All the inside shots are done back lot of universal studios in hollywood. Not to far a drive.
MaximusOrilius1 10 months ago
omg i want that shirt he has! <3 wolves
killerbiller35 11 months ago
"um i was having some fun, was i having more fun than usual? maybe so" lol
pablinchy 11 months ago
you can tell jack is just pissed at this guy
PeltzIsland 11 months ago
Troopic Thuuuuuuuuuunnderr!!!
HardRocker123321 11 months ago
For a second I thought it said don't subscribe xD
MaaikeL0vesMetallica 11 months ago
RECLAME ZUIGT
jelleherp 11 months ago
chuck the movie guy is a fat idiot fuck off
fudgedragon1 1 year ago
Jack Black is one of the coolest guys ive ever met!!!!!! Tropic Thunder is his best work yet!!!
CelticSpirt 1 year ago
@CelticSpirt
YOU'VE MET JACK BLACK?
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. LUCKY.
FreaxEntertainment 11 months ago
@lilnubcake Can't be more agree whit you ! :D
A7XmetalJablesGirl 1 year ago
GEARMANNDUDE!
seicheberlin 1 year ago
pick of destiny!!!
TheStonerMatt 1 year ago
jack black kicks sooo much ass
jeffhardyultimte 1 year ago
FUCKIN' ADS.
JDK0316191 1 year ago
long live the d!
crazybaseballdude12 1 year ago
well.............i think im in love with jack black hahahah
zeldagirly22 1 year ago
the movie... succeeded in what it was trying to do :DDD "ActorRetardShit" couldnt find better word for it
Locc0Glocc 1 year ago
Loved this movie,I heard there making another one.
mikedelgado8888 1 year ago
@mikedelgado8888 sweet
DetectiveDeckard 1 year ago
lmao at jack black
killchickeneggboy 1 year ago
jack black is going to play dimebag darrell in the upcoming pantera movie!!!!
blackmaster666 1 year ago
interviewer keeps looking at the camra, who the hell do you think you are?! jimmy fallon?!
ForgottenMemoriesFM 1 year ago
tom cruise was hilarious in this movie lol
sclary9889 1 year ago
Hello Jack Black fans...Did you know that Jack recorded a duet with Meat Loaf on his new album Hang Cool Teddy Bear? The song is titled "Like A Rose" and we are trying to campaign this song into the UK charts via digital download on June 14, 2010. You'll need to see facebook group Meat Loaf UK Fan Campaign Single to get the direct link to the page. Or in your browser put the 3 w's, the dot, meatchart, dot, net. That will work too. Thanks for your help in advance.
SuzanneLoafFan 1 year ago
Nice wolf shirt. Rawr.
moralysixhundered 1 year ago
jake black
trhisdone 1 year ago
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Jack Black is hilarious!
mamamiamatail 1 year ago
Jack Black is hilarious!
mamamiamatail 1 year ago
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this was better than I thought and it was online latest Release Movies - dot -com
cloudydog86 1 year ago
i want to be hiiiiimmmmm!!!!!!!
solvesters 1 year ago
hahahahah his shirt xD
MackanBengtsson 1 year ago
my 3 favorite movies has jack black on it.
88pie88 2 years ago 2
jack black is my idol
darcyfrod 2 years ago 6
tropic thunderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaa
TokinBloke 2 years ago
Jack is my hero. I want to play in his band!
ter50 2 years ago
ha ha ha, Jack Black is so awesome!!! - Jack Black's #1 fan
tenaciousDroxmysocks 2 years ago
gah he's like...the exact same irl as he is in movies! xD that's awesome
fennaru 2 years ago
LMFAO I THINK AT 1:01 HE FARTS
mrjumpstyledave 2 years ago 5
hahahaha
its treu XD
Subka 2 years ago
and he farts several times on who wants a millionar! he's allways farting on interviews and stuff! lol
littleminitalk 2 years ago
JB ROCKS
StalkerXIII 2 years ago 3
wat you whores would tap jack black lmfao =))
herbsmoka22 2 years ago
He looks like Zhang Fei from afar XD
Nah, he's just great, rock on dude. \m/
Kuromadooshi 2 years ago
he's a bamf
TombLara 2 years ago
he is saying i love the pussy but he was using that stereotypical ghetto talk so its said like "I LA DA PUSSY IIGHT!!" its not "lord of pussies" trust me
mossman315 2 years ago
lol
Eclipsez 2 years ago
fart at 1:01 lol!!!
OcarinaSoulFlame2055 2 years ago
I wish Jack Black wasn't married :c
fuckyou665 2 years ago
Word. I'd tap that.
CantoErgoSum 2 years ago
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Dude... he's gay.
Insomaniaartist 2 years ago
The opening was awesome, towards end it was a bit lame, but it had some good laughs in it. I love stiller and black!
YoeriYoeri 2 years ago
alpa... if you untie me i will literally suck your dick right now
alpa- "im not gay! im lord of pussys!!!!!"
ill cradle the balls... stroke the shaft.. work it up... and swallow the gravy, get it over here alpa lets do this
ragglefraggle09 2 years ago
i thought it was "i love the pussy".
ilikecandysandstuff 2 years ago
ha it's "lord of pussies"
ragglefraggle09 2 years ago
get on the chitty chop ASAFP we di di mau we di di mau
liver0y 2 years ago 2
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OHHH MY GOOODD!! U met Jack Black??!!! J.B. is my idol 4 life!!!! He's more than my idol though.. he's like a God, my true inspiration of all time... not 2 mention a TOTAL HOTTIE!! :) He's the most amazing singer on the planet n K.G. spits the best riffs in town: GO THE D!!! xxx Glad 2 see other fellow crazed J.B. fans out there, ROCK ON!!! xxx :) J.B. IS SEXY AS HEELLLL!!!
jableshotlover4ever 2 years ago
nice shirt
1AD66 2 years ago 2
JAck is funny but his lines were terrible in this, not really his fault though
2brave2handle 2 years ago 4
0:01->0:05
Seem like Jack very love that part on POD
nhochamham 2 years ago 2
That move was btichin
JDK0316191 2 years ago
Wow, I really respect that he manned up and admitted to being bratty sometimes. Jack Black is so great :)
D3ffl0ser 3 years ago 3
Jeff Portnoy
ANSYS754 3 years ago
funny guy, tropic thunder is now one of my favorite movies, he pretty much made it what it is.
ADAVIDOLOGIST 3 years ago
He is a legend. [2]
helmidei 3 years ago
Jack Black = LOL
EnjoiFLiP412 3 years ago 24
@EnjoiFLiP412 No, Jack Black = JB
Fefo762 4 months ago
nice t-shirt
jbrunsj 3 years ago
wtf?
malmor18 3 years ago
Jack Black is such a great actor and comedian.
Love the quote in the start of the video. Its so funny. ist from 00:01 to 00:05
mfnstudios 3 years ago 3
It's kind of like when he says NACHOOOOOOOO in the movie Nacho Libre.
RaizingArizona 3 years ago
jack black is my ROLE MODEL!!!
TheAlmightyC 3 years ago 3
He is a legend.
zeb120 3 years ago 4
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the first 15min of TT where perfect...after that it got ridiculous stupid
123Nikodemus 3 years ago
I liked it and I could not care less what anyone else thinks...but, if you did not like this interview or the motion picture for which is Tropic Thunder you are a cummm guzzlin' faggot.
counterclockwise123 3 years ago 2
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the movie disapointed me. i thought it would be better
Jokerluvr28 3 years ago
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hiz fukin JOKEEEEEEEE
scg1991gorrila 3 years ago
chuck and jack both ROCK!!
SoSeverus642 3 years ago
These are horrible interviews! =\
Whoreley 3 years ago
jack black seems as if he doesnt not want to talk to that guy lol
ixofpally 3 years ago
if i interviewed jack black, it would start out with 'so want to crack a beer?'
of course he'd oblige.
RobotBlood2000 3 years ago
I hate to say this but watching this interview was painful.
Please dont take this personally but just as constructive critz, I do interviews for actors on radio. I know it can be hard.
Do not use the same questions with all the actor of the movie. YES, they are all diva's. The most embarrassing thing to do is to mock that. And what was with the "blondes have more fun" comment, are you serious?!?! Jack Black stole the show on this movie, maybe ask him how we got into character, or something..
themanontv 3 years ago
lol, your a fucking goof. No one wants your advice, you random self righteous hardon.
bcbeats 3 years ago 3
lol jack black would rape you and your mother with a 2 by 4...and the worst part is, you'd enjoy it.
RobotBlood2000 3 years ago
i didnt mean that.
jack black would be way too nice to do something so mean.
RobotBlood2000 3 years ago
what a hurting insult. I wasnt even replying to you by the way, smart guy.
bcbeats 3 years ago
hahah i know man..i just realized that after posting the comment...my bad. keep it real bc beats...im from bc too...its those tasty bc buds that slow me down and then make me reply to things not even directed at me.
RobotBlood2000 3 years ago
hahaha, no worries, completely understandable
bcbeats 3 years ago
he's expressing his opinion you jackass, he/she is intitled to that. piss off you idiot.
parenvayner 3 years ago 15
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My opinion is his opinion is retarded. Why would you ask jack black how he got into character.. hes not a fucking method actor hes jack fucking black the comedian. That guy is a faggot who takes himself too seriously. And your a lippy little cunt, so shut the fuck up, little boy.
bcbeats 3 years ago
Whoa! Take it easy. That's a little rough.
Khalib 3 years ago 2
lol, its not directed towards the interviewer, its directed to the annoying kids posting comments on this video
bcbeats 3 years ago
That was uncalled for
TheAlmightyC 3 years ago
@parenvayner intitled, lol shut up you cocksucker cunt
randomrr2008 1 year ago
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ur a sick piece of shit!
SoSeverus642 3 years ago
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thats what your mom said last night
TheAlmightyC 3 years ago
Yeh im sure you are....just shut up"OOOOooo look at me i interview people on the radio" YEH WHATEVER SHUT UP no you don't you cock rocket...
TomMorelloFan101 3 years ago
i saw dis last night
fukin funni nd gory
lcldnny 3 years ago
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I hope Jack Black died of a massive shit eating overdose.
ebrosonslaught 3 years ago
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wow, sad piece of shit slime leech crappy creature.
I hope you and your family die WITH AIDS.
munoxxx 3 years ago
Have not seen it, BUT have a feeling it's going to be wild!!!! Cant wait. Love Robert DJ and Ben Stiller!
OnePineTree 3 years ago 3
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Wow Jack black is a faggot
sox16champs 3 years ago
It's not because your father died because of AIDS that everyone is a faggot.
Get over it, your father was gay, and he gave his ass to a lot of niggers.
munoxxx 3 years ago
my father didn't die of aids retard my dad is still living moron. My father wasn't gay your father was if he was gay he still wouldn't be married to my mom fucker. Faggot people like you need to talk to people nigger
sox16champs 3 years ago
saw this movie tonight,
fuckin hilarious.
gonna definatly see it again
ragdalis 3 years ago 3
Jack Black is awsome!:D
TheAxelo 3 years ago 4
who is chuck like i know hes the interviewer but i have never heard of him
dazzafox02 3 years ago
Oh dude, Jack Black is one of the funniest guys in front of a camera! I like his shirt.
DeppFanNumber1 3 years ago 4
with all those protests against tropic thunder i wanted to see if there are more haters or more lovers of the movie so i made a vid to find out. /watch?v=1lw8NayG7Pw leave a comment telling us what you think. thanks! :D
canada9393 3 years ago
Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr, Ben Stiller all Jews!
RandomStuffandJunk 3 years ago 2
this interviewer is a goddamn tard
viridian1729 3 years ago
pause at 0.01 looks like jack nicholson joker in batman
unspokenscene97 3 years ago
Chunk is asshole. Ugly face ugly voice ugly questions. Fuck cool
Nestilll 3 years ago
no RDJ interview?
kinney1990 3 years ago
Jack Black simply loves Chuck.. He always does great interviews with Chuck..
here2stayfrom06 3 years ago
omfg awesome
66vapor66 3 years ago
i just got back from the movie premier and it was fucking hillarious!
adiosk8r91 3 years ago 3
jack black one of my favourite actors
o94ght 3 years ago 5
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Bluffing again. Most of this shit is just freestyle. That's what happens when you read thousands of books.
durrrrhoooobieduhdrooooooooolooonnnnnnmyyyyylipppppisssssstoppppstooooadmiiireeeyourrrrstupppidiiity
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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My words cut through the park.
That's because they're fearless.
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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Feathering anal beads drip vicariously through precious strains of immense, protracted, carcass fucking. Featuring crash cymbal.
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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I honestly wonder if Ben Stiller thinks he's safe. Jacky Baby ain't so tough to clown but..hmm.
NONE OF ANY OF YALLS FUCKIN CREDENTIALS MEANS FUCKING DOO-DAD TO ME.
Is there a fucker anywhere on this planet that thinks I can't just do shit by myself? Anyone? Hands? Huh? Muh? Wuh? Shmuh? Duh? Buh? Guh?
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You got a lot of sauce on your face and I know you spent some time playing on that stringy tunebox, so it's Rolled Gold for now baby! The phonies can take the bus to the welfare office. I just don't give a fuck.
These are the words of a fearless fucking creative psychopath. In a gentle, breezy kind of way.
Ya know? I'm all about the super-nice. Makin' super-nice drinks for super cool folks.
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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Hungy rig babies work fast as shit
specially when yer sleepin' and yer older than shit
takin up yer faces now they're changin it up
a million things to look at, it ain't that tough it just ain't that tough.
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Have I ever told YouTube how much I love you?
Don't mean to be rude, gonna watch youtube
gonna see what dude gets rig with the brain stew
could be you, could be me
could be some dude from Tennesee
your ass can get blasted like the third degree
quickly like panther fucking a...hmmm...umm...a female panther! Yeah! A female panther!
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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All this writing is OLD AS SHIT.
Think of this shit as a dusty porn promo for some okay shit I wrote five years ago.
I don't have as much writing as I do music. BUT I DO HAVE A SHITLOAD OF WRITING.
And sometimes, I just have the voice recognition software do the work.
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You can always personalize this shit by just imagining ,Jack, where it's necessary.
,Jack,. Repeat after me. Especially when I'm playin with yer chemistryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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ThunderHeron Out, and beyoooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd!
me makey rules
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As a third glance in the next second reveals mounds of pillowing snow collecting in the western air, you think "I'm no John Wayne", and two-step backwards, hips swaying, to your first instinct - check the closet! At this precise moment you betray yourself again, you lunge for the coat and puff-hat and thus armed, step sideways past your breakfast into an eastern wind.
!
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my brain drip trips weak minds what a pity
the copter's in the shop
let's blow this fucking country
ahhh, my little fictional ditties. how I love and caress you so. my little friendly little doodery doodads.
I ain't responsible if anyone has a fucking Harvey Keitartattack from my shit. Not my problem.
Smell me?
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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No, dude. It's in my heart. Then, oh my god.
I had em backwards, see?
who knows if that was a fuckup.
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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So you know what I did about all that, Jack. DO YOU KNOW, DUDE?
That's right. I wrote a poem about it. A trendy fucking poem that goes like this:
oh my god I got the blondie pops
in my heart i got the blondie pops
wigs and tops
wigs and tops
a stage, oooh a stage.
My poetry fucking rules.
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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The thing about Mike Schouten was that he had an incredible poker face. I never saw him break once. The girls were laughing hysterically, Carol and Katie and the original queen Connecticunt Megan. The boys looked vaguely uncomfortable and laughed and stared at their shoes.
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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I can probably get through my story more easily if, every time I want to shoot myself in the face, I just think "Sandbox". It reminds me that most of the world, even the so-called professionals, don't understand the first thing about how the people who really control these things get you to buy perfume or shoes or electronics or music or household appliances. And maybe that's for the best. If I can forget about how these things really work I'll have a chance at some kind of a normal life.
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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Sqooshy. That word has gotten me laid on more than a few occasions. I say it softly, "sqooshy", so it rhymes with tushie, then at some point I say tushie in a dramatic breathy whisper, and then at some point I give a nearby friend a gentle "shhhh",or "shushing", the kind of "shhh" or "shushing" that sounds like you're cutting through a Nebraska cornfield, or shuffling around on some cardboard in a basement. Maybe you even have a woodshop down there.
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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I speak for crusty, filthy,
unloved cerebral cortexes whose tension has been
LOCKED IN, FLAVOR SEALED, bonus-rewarded, with tense
muscles, tendons, hips, genitals AND OCEANS OF BLOOD.
Which flag you gonna fly?
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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As in, dance ON your ENTIRE ass, dude. Dust off the weak arty boy NADS, dude. Get a glad bag for your brain, I see the ooze dripping from the ears of thousands of sick people, their withered ears pressed to your walls, watching you cut up your Bobby Brown VHS tapes into endless montages, bags and bags of peeling rags drenching your entire thorax, dripping in the most sexless of sects, balls locked in a locket inside the closet THAT IS YOUR MIND.
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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Now,let me debrief. This universe of pain will comprise not only your current and future doom, but should any of your pathetic compatriots deem it wise to join this vulgar feast of thieves, they will summarily and in short order be sent, in reverse and clockwise negative motion, to the back of a giant line consisting of smoke my entire ass. I will rain on your entire parade of bones, leaving you a wuthered rumpleforeskin, dribbling in the Golan Heights alone with no basketball.
Questiones?
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Fucking whorefucking nunbaskets! Please delete that one a few back. Fucking fuckslopping deusheron gigglefuck! I thought I hit the back button in time.
Let the record show I have asked the kind person behind door number this vid to remove said comment.
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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Guess how many other people's Sloweron Down drugs I was on then?
Many, dude.
And big daddy ain't too happy about that.
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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and guess how many anti-psychotics I was on then, baby?
many, dude.
another thing I ain't all that happy about.
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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Maybe I'll just build and build here, and wait to flick the poopy pants ignition switch. The more people's faces get melted at once, the more cheese I get rid of in a single shot. Then, I take that cheese, put it on a sandwich, Pooperon out of existence and shove that buttpaper right down your throat! It'll be like reverse Bill Hicks, featuring toilet paper! Won't that be fun?
Rig, baby!
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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Take the shit YOU THINK IS RIG. Then play it at 32x the speed. Now you are ready to understand what level 31 is all about.
Maybe you think I'm exaggerating. But fury, my friend, is a powerful force.
Pooperon Out, and beyooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddd!
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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i bet the rosybird can show you level 32 of poop pants ignition.
That's level 32. I always work backwards. Everything I have now on the internet is a complete bluff.
That's how fucking dumb you guys are.
-Jon
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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Let's put it this way. I can make a vid that will make you poop in your dockers.
Maybe I'll just do it. Gotta finish programming a shitload of websites first. Us thirty two things at once guys gotta pay the bills with shit that won't make the postman poop, ya know?
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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Now. LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ANSWER THIS QUESTION.
In pick of destiny, did you write the Exploding Whatever 5 minutes before you filmed? DID YOU?
Here's how I work. Mic on, hits, snack, shower. I could have made a motherfucking techno song on that shit as I was writing it. All in together now baby!
Pooperon Out, and beyoooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnd!
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
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Likin' where this is going Jacky Baby!
Note to self from self that thine knoweth now and forevermore - if thouest dropest THE RIG, I will know and you will comprehend IMMENSENESS. And immenseness is big, baby. Bigger than big. That's why it's a longer word.
Keep it rig Jacky Baby, or I'ma Saxaboom your chubby moose butt to the moon, baby!
Pooperon Out, and beyoooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd!!!!!!!!!!!!
johnnyblotter 3 years ago
"I never measured my fun level...."
Man I love Jack Black.
Pythybaby 3 years ago
jack black is AWSOME!!! i luv this interview!
SoSeverus642 3 years ago 2
Great interview!Can't wait too see this!
kenshin715 3 years ago
can't wait to go see this!
ScottyBoy757 3 years ago
That was wierd hehe, so how come you get to interview with? To you call them and get set up for an interview ?
stebbifreakout 3 years ago
does any one know when the movie's comming out??
Shadowrikky 3 years ago
i think the 8th
ExtraReview 3 years ago
the 13th of august
mirelesfamilia 3 years ago
Chuck, GREAT Job. Wish it was longer....
blacktreemedia 3 years ago
TELL me about it! I was like... WHAT???
chuckthemovieguy 3 years ago
dude that is cool I want to meet Jack Black he is fucken funny cant wait to see Tropic Thunder btw
SoraRoxasKHII 3 years ago
Jack Black is always drunk on these interviews ;)
BamRyan 3 years ago
Is that confirmed?
askjiir 2 years ago
He's so flippin funny! I was just wondering why chuckthemovieguy doesn't have that many subs seeing as how he interviews huge stars all the time.
Smallz04260 3 years ago 2
your so lucky...
FREEECANDY 3 years ago 2
wow. funny!!!!!!!!! :)
watzfadinner 3 years ago