The Venture Bros.: I Have a Tank Full of Gentle Cuttlefish

[NirvashTypeZERO123]

anyone notice how backwards this thing was? it looked like monarch and dr.girlfriend were the good guys, they fought off his henchmen robots and found his secret lair. all this before monarch killed him ofcourse

[5184KB]

103,648 people have looked into the Monarch's eyes

[Kemonokami]

"How much Thalidomide did your mother take?!"

Cracks me up...And it shouldn't. XD

[Kamehamayhem]

@Kemonokami

I know right? I was surprised when I heard it.

Pretty clever.

[deathblackwings1]

Cuttlefish are gay as hell? What is this world coming to?

[GamerGecko54]

Did he really need to shot that poor guy in the face?

[The1Returner]

How the hell are Cuttle Fish "gay as hell". Man some people are dumb as hell on youtube.

Probably didnt even know what a cuttlefish was until they saw this episode of Venture brothers.

[monkeysoulpoet]

@The1Returner Cuttlefish can actually f*ck you up. They're very poisonous.

[MAnnaconduit1]

oh my god when the monarch tells him to look into his eyes you can actually see all the hatred and anger brimming towards doctor venture, the last thing that hybrid saw was the accumulated presence of uncontrollable evil and hatred.

[shockraid1]

Wanna shoot that laser

[AdvanceOneSpace]

The warm stem of a crack pipe always cheers me up.

[LocoRico89]

RIP Dr D

[numanumamike886]

they were nice to kill him

[LysergXlll]

Press 7 for "Gentle Cuttlefish"

[bannyboy123]

haahah brock and mr beeeee there are scary when they say look into my eye

[dcphillips1979]

He sounds like Jack Hanna meets Larry Flynt.

[colorwinde]

I now feel bad for dr. dugong

[AdujantReflex]

Why is everyone spelling "cuttlefish" wrong?

[kiaas]

@AdujantReflex because they want to cuddle with the fish?

[sukingeggs1]

I refuse to believe he is dead!

[sukingeggs1]

I really didn't want this guy to die, he's instantly likable.

[sukingeggs1]

I miss this guy.

[LongClawzHidden]

CUDDLEFISH! :3

[Alterego912]

"Just pretend he's Dr. Venture,"

Yeah, bad idea, there Dr. Mrs. The Monarch

[benjak134]

GIVE US THE CUDDLE FISH

[DuhItsPatrick]

nuuuuu the cuddlefish!!!

[toolpot462]

I love the "How much thalidomide did your mom take?" comment.

[JesusIzAPunkRocker]

LOOK INTO MY EYES! I always use that now. have yet to find someone who gets the reference :(

[acrc14]

I have cuttlefish....? MADE ME CRACK UP.

[anorganoidnamednova]

Monarch: Give us the Cuttle fi..sh...

Personally, I had to laugh at that. Imagine being in his shoes and saying that with a straight face.

[BurningKitten26]

The Monarch: You abandoned me! You abandoned my hatred!

Dr. Dewgong: I...I have cuttlefish.

lol

[dmasai12]

1:34 penance stare!

[KreatorOfDeath1985]

1:29 ..... I... I have cuddlefish.

[MedicineMaster]

Let's press 7!

[ireallydontcare1080]

@IndyBits Plus the Monarch just totally broke the rules to kill a guy who didn't even matter. lol

[simpsonfan13]

I WILL CONTINUE DR,DUGONG'S WORK! SOON MY ARMY OF GENTLE CUTTLEFISH WILL ARISE AND PUT AN END TO ALL NON GENTLE THINGS! WITH SNUGGLES THE BEAR WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE!

[allergicdandelion]

Dr. Dugong sounds like Jimmy Stewart.

[georgek19]

thalidomide, omg the monarch is hilarious

[Fabiolean]

LOOK INTO MY EYEEEEES!

[DeformedMonkeys]

I have cuttlefish.....

[ireallydontcare1080]

The most pathetic moment is the

"I... I have cuttlefish...!"

That's when I felt bad for Dr. Dugong.

[SpikeRosered]

@ireallydontcare1080 That's "gentle" cuttlefish.

[BrownLogMan]

GIVE US THE CUTTLE... fish... I can't do this.

[onemisterfranko]

I think I feel sorry for that guy, I doubt they needed to kill him.

[snipeefox]

@onemisterfranko I don't. Did you bother to look up what a cuttlefish is? they're gay as hell!

[monkeysoulpoet]

@onemisterfranko He's probably the saddest character on the show, and that's saying a hell of a lot.

[warhead217]

@onemisterfranko they didn't kill him,they just gave him laser eye surgery.

[ThePlaceCannel]

what? Why did he kill him?

[KingManOld]

@ThePlaceCannel He killed him because of some past event that involved venture.

[ThePlaceCannel]

@KingManOld Ah ok.. i have to watch the Episode now...

[BroyhillVideo]

I.. I have cuttlefish..

[ryanrule2]

block this to block ads

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[billybobboberson]

"i have cuttlefish" "look into my eyes!" such a great show

[eddefy22]

lol..im a bio major, I love the joke with the thallimide. Although thallimide is a tertogen that cause truncation of limbs.

[billybobboberson]

@eddefy22 shit i already drank thallimide you meen to tell me i wont turn into pink wallrus guy? lol jk so what would thallimide do? just kill you?

[eddefy22]

@billybobboberson Thallimide was used in the 1970's for migraines for pregrant mothers, it turned out to interrupted biological pathway for limb devolpment, Wnt pathway I think, anyways it causes children to have shorten limbs.

[darkness9994]

@eddefy22 it's Thalidomide, and it was around in the 50's. it was pulled from shelves in 61. it causes multiple problems from short limbs to extra appendages. Check out pictures on google. The resulting birth defects were horrible, and still show up randomly today.

[75whm]

the monarch is the second most hardcore character on venture bros. right after brock.

[deussolinvictus]

"GIVE US THE......cuttlefish!"

[punkmoomoo]

Love can be found in the hot stem of a crack pipe

[SuperWolsey]

YOU MAY HAVE FOUND MY INNER SANCTUM-

Shut up! Now give us the key or the plans or whatever the hell you have!

[spacegoat4ever]

O______o

[SuperWolsey]

You know what I think? Fuck you, Droid!!

[AmbuBadger]

"GIVE US THE CUTTLE...fish?"

[hypnodance]

@AmbuBadger Poor Monarch. :)

[PandorumKey00]

"I...I have cuttlefish." XD

[Zombiestewstudios]

I have no idea how I should feel right now...

[evilcheeze09]

He sounds like the LLama.

[yacket]

FUCK U DROID!!!! 

[chipsinabox]

DROID is getting in the way of my Adult Swim. Fuck you DROID.

[KISSPhace]

Thanks, Adblock Plus! : )

[QBisbest]

Is that woman a man or something?

[indrim]

@QBisbest Do you even watch the show? You're seriously depriving yourself of quite possibly the best thing on TV.

[RendanSubeta]

@indrim

and cuttlefish!

[KISSPhace]

Gentle aquatic mammals didn't have an answer for that one.

[c0nman101]

i really wish they didnt kill dr dugong off, he could have been the funniest character ever 

[CampinCarl354]

awww that poor guy didnt deserve to get his head blown off...he was so gentle and so kind.

[HAcoreRD]

this dude was the best. shame he died faster than speedy

[ShubbaBANG]

*sniff* gentle....cuttlefish.*sniff* Beautiful. *sob*

When he said "Gentle cuttlefish.", I was like AWWWWWW.

[rebelwithacause666]

I love Dr. Girlfriends AKA Dr.Mrs.The Minarch new costume

[jnichols3]

I..I,,,I have cuttlefish.......BANG!

[zBlackKnight789z]

I don;t know about you guys, but Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend make an awesome team when he gets serious

[Woat88]

Something tells me he speaks from a lot of experience when he talks of the "hot stem of a crack pipe"

[CommunistSquirrel]

I...I have cuttlefish....

[AnEnragedBear]

I have a tank full of gentle cuttlefish too! :D

[OutlawGrrl]

GIVE US THE CUTTLE F... fish... =/

[AlaskanYeti]

@commissar8 yeah seriously. Love and caring? He wasn't fit to fight villians.

[XxTinyLoserxX]

I-I have cuttlefish D:

[mdgeist012002]

you tell em

[djdragoneyes]

Give us the cuttlefish

[olgreg3]

"i, i have cuttlefish" LOOK INTO MY EYES!!!

[1poptart36]

@olgreg3 LMFUCKINAO!

[ryanrule2]

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[ryanrule2]

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[simsboy6]

GIVE US THE...what (cuttle fish are a type of squid that creep closer clooser then latch on with a super long tounge and stranlge it well it bites it so that be a good tank underwater)

[phantom12321]

@simsboy6 yeah but they are only the size of a football and not deadly to anything bigger than a medium sized fish. lol They are very curious and friendly when you swim and see one though, they will come up and check you out with their big round eyes,

[AnthonyXD0]

y dose the hot chick has to sound like a fat drug attic guy?

[CameronWasmund]

@AnthonyXD0 Because i've never heard what a Drug Attic sounds like

[VTown1989]

I'm okay with maybe 5 second ads, but now these ads are 30 freakin seconds!!

I could have watched a whole video in that amount of Time!

[gummyboots]

she's hot, but Dr.Orpheus's Ex-wife is waaaay Hawter

[volcunman2000]

anger problems

[lazyassbum]

The Beds of Whores and in a Hot Stem of a Crack Pipe.

[musicmanz15]

Hey guys I'm going to make a comment about how much I hate these ads and it's going to be one of the highest rated comments because it's topical. Just enjoy the friggen video guys.

[funniYuki1]

GIVE US THE CUDDLE FISH XD

[DEADisALEX]

How gentle.

[elluchadormagnifico]

I'm pretty sure all these "Edward" "Jacob" BK ads are reaching the wrong demographics...

[Buradori0]

@elluchadormagnifico I know this comment is almost a year old, but that is the most WIN I have ever seen on youtube. XD

[IITallikaII]

I kinda feel bad. I know thats the point, but fuck.

[theman4130]

Lol!! So wrong.

[Dstorm20xx]

I would have taken the cuttlefish.

[minigun5]

*raises hand tightly shacking for dramatic effect* I give me the...cuddlefish...

[nick0lasW00]

That was intense.

[Robinsonero]

so intense



[vguyver2]

I really love this scene. I kinda wish they showed this aquatic lover a bit more. He's so good a destroying the will of his enemies with all this talk of cuddlefish.

[FluffyFeralMarmot]

@vguyver2 They had a picture of Dr. Dugong in one of the earlier episodes when the Monarch was looking through the book for a new archenemy. Just the name had me rofl

[kanopopo]

I..I...have cuddlefish...

[GashisDX]

@kanopopo LOOOOK INTO MY EYES

[yarow122]

Holy fuzzle muzzle with a shitty buzzle on the double.

[dkh1786]

Adultswim is a for profit organization, so ads are going to be in the videos.

[Xijnjoey38]

What an orchestration! Gentle cuttlefish are greater than his deformity. Alien realms and the preservation of the known universe. Cuttlefish illumniphloresense. Radicle attitude!

[NikoGardens]

Poor pink guy

[fritzz363]

"I.. I have cuttlefish :(" LOL

[ironhidewulf]

that end part was funny an awesome

[AngstfulGlee]

"I-I have cuddlefi-" "LOOK INTO MY EYEEEES"

[TheLedgerLover]

I have a tank filled with gentle cuddle fish! the best! I definitely want those to be my last words!

[MrWerehog22]

Dr. Girlfriend: Just pretend he's Dr. Venture!

Monarch: ...give me that gun.

1:17 badass.

[Catsownlolz]

wtfsauce

[gummyboots]

this made me sad.

[D119heavy]

Give us the Cuttle . . . fish!!...cuttle fish??

[AirThief]

Im pretty sure Miley Cyrus is Dr. Girlfriend.

[Ender83189]

this show is fuckign awesome.

[Dragzilla66]

I have Cuddle Fish'es..

Give it to me!!

[jevansturner]

One of my favorite clips...but did anyone notice the header above the video clip?

"only want's the best for you"

What exactly does "want's" mean?

"Want is?"

"Want has?"

[AmandaintheAM]

iM DR.GIRLFRIEND

[usagiblonde]

I love you Dr. girlfriend

[ZMaster9000]

LOOK INTO MY EEEEEYES

[RichYan33]

You want to make sure I don't watch your videos? Play the same annoying car ad in front of every video. I'm off somewhere else...

[1poptart36]

@RichYan33 two words my friend firefox and adblockerplus ,i almost forgot youtube has ads

[bluetoaster8822]

@RichYan33 If you use Firefox browser, just get Adblock Plus for it... It gets rid of those ads. :)

[RichYan33]

@bluetoaster8822 Cool. I'll try it.

[actionabe11]

@RichYan33 lol why does every one bitch about those ads hey those ads keep youtube free but if you want to keep bitching nd pay to watch youtube go ahead

[DuykRuyk]

@RichYan33 Now its an annoying laptop ad.

[madman101ish]

@RichYan33 i get an annoying laptop ad >X(

[Zen3y3]

@RichYan33 Bro, use firefox and get the ad block plus plugin. Problem solved.

[ryanrule2]

@RichYan33 block fwmrm.net to block the ads

[Erythrocytes43]

Yeah, this is ridiculous. There aren't even this many commercials on real TV. I'm so done.@RichYan33

[TheFakeBlood]

@RichYan33 The only thing keeping you from watching these videos is your own stupidity for not getting firefox with adblock.

[Ecdysiast96]

I love gentle aquatic mammals and all mammals, etc. and cuddling.

[KanameTousen]

YOU ABANDONED MY HATRED!!

[Redgrant80]

@KanameTousen i have cuttlefish

[KanameTousen]

@Redgrant80 LOOK INTO MY EYES *BLAST YOU AT THE SAME TIME*

[Humbledingify]

@KanameTousen I....I have cuttlefish!

[KanameTousen]

@Humbledingify LOOK INTO MY EYES!!!!!!

[timothytrout]

@KanameTousen ...I.. I have cuttlefish. . .

[KanameTousen]

@timothytrout LOOOK INTO MY EYES!*ZAPS YOU*

[lonelysith66]

@KanameTousen Okay, who actually says that to someone?

LOL XD

[KanameTousen]

@lonelysith66 THE MIGHTY MONARCH!

[lonelysith66]

@KanameTousen Oh, yeah.

X3

[LilShaggy82]

@KanameTousen b-but i have cuddle fish...... 0_0