THEME FROM THE REPUBLICANS

[tafaridh]

i'm so glad Obama came and ended the wars and abolished the patriot act. oh, wait, he only promised to do those things... so is Obama a republican?

[Bluesman63]

Great video, just subbed!

From an E-Mail I received recently:

Republican Party ends in "I can"

Democrat Party ends in "Rat"

Well technically, thet both end in "arty", but that's beside the point. Can you idiot Republicans understand that you are not going to change the name of the DEMOCRATIC Party just by saying it wrong over and over? Let it go, show a little dignity.

[iluvpoliticzz]

WELL IN CASE YOU DIDNT GET IT FROM THE VIDEO.....REPUBLICANS BELIEVE:

small government (limited regulations on business)

low taxes (for every single person no matter how rich or poor)

big military (speak softly and carry a big stick)

strong borders (to stop people with diseases or criminals from entering WHILE letting in huge numbers of people)

pro life

pro gun (because if you ban all guns, the criminals will not follow the ban and keep their guns and use them illegally)

[IHABC8]

Republicans suck! Good song. But, they're also pussies ans like peope to die.

[Midiotwimp]

stupid ignorant republicans,they simply love to fail

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

@Midiotwimp You're the f@#$ing ignorant faggots and your to ignorant to notice! YOU are the one's who always lie over and over again, YOU'RE the one's who always cheat in elections and cry like seagulls when you lose, YOU'RE the people who support killing innocent babies and not terrorists, YOU'RE the ones who are the inbred cousing of communism, YOU'RE the racist bigots and you admit it, YOU'RE the lazy people who want others to pay for their ass, YOU'RE fill up the back bone of the world's

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

@Midiotwimp idiot population, YOU'RE the ones who support leaving those cave dwellers alone, YOU'RE the one that supports illegal immigration, YOU'RE the ones who blame everybody else for your mistakes (P.S. You dumocraps have the majority in the government, so don't blame the Conservatives because you can't get enough votes to pass a bill, it's your freaking fault!) YOU'RE the ones that supports killing all Christians and Jews, YOU'RE the ones that support paying for a junkie's welfare, YOU'RE

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

@Midiotwimp the one who always bringS everybody down when you fail, YOU'RE the one who's presidents had sex with young girls, YOU'RE the one who support breaking up the family, YOU'RE the one who are against turing our criminals into slaves, YOU'RE the one who support homosexuality, YOU'RE the one who support immigration, YOU'RE the one who come up with the stupid lie, "Global Warming" just to get everyone to like you for a little bit, AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAS A JACKASS FOR A MASCOT, JACKASS!

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

@Midiotwimp And yes I may have a few typos in my comments, but you're not worth perfection like we Fascists are!

[Midiotwimp]

@0TheNewFascistParty0 get all that from fox news did ya??all i see in everything i read is hatred,racism,ignorance and of course you said it,FACISM,nothing surprising from a typical brainwashed republican,i would get a more intelligent argument from a starving child in rwanda(thats africa,in case you don't have a map!).

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

@Midiotwimp I am full of hatred, I am ignorant, I am close minded, I AM brainwashed (but its good because I was thought to have no other choice (like I was brainwashed to think choice was a sin)) I am not a racist though because racism blames people who didn't have a choice of their color, I am however, a sterotype because they have a choice to be whatever they want! I'm not a Republican, thats Capitalism, and that child in Rwanda is starving because we keep spending our money on social welfare!

[Midiotwimp]

@0TheNewFascistParty0 you think only republicans like capitilism??democrats are the same,i'm a socialist,you can't get much nicer than that! (btw,if you haven't researched what socialism really is,then please don't comment about it,not cool!

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

@Midiotwimp I know, I hate dumocraps, and I hate socialists the most. (P.S. I do research 'isms' and by far socialism is the worst I've seen so far.)

[kakarot138]

@0TheNewFascistParty0 is that why china is kicking ass in the market and south american is on there way up might want to do some more research but wipe, and if we keep voting in republicans we will end up like USSR

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

@kakarot138 P.S. The 14 year old democrat girl at my school was caught drinking at our school football game and was kicked out!

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

@kakarot138 The USSR is left-winged idiot! dumofaggots are left-winged, communists are far left-winged and Republicanism is right-winged! you dumofaggots are so stupid you can;t even get your political parties straight! dmofaggotic is to communist as Republicanism is to Fascism! How could you be so stupid! And China is beating us in the market because obama the faggot screwed up our economy so that we are more poor than dirt!

[kakarot138]

@0TheNewFascistParty0 republican's always blaming obama, every thing is obama fault. let me tell you some something the Democrats where trying to pass a law that fines american businesses who shipped american jobs over seas sorry man i only buy american, i drive only American. and by the way it was GW the one who fucked up the economy he even emits it in his own words (the economy is like a ball and i dropped it) what a fucking idiot and you voted for him so what does that make you

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

@kakarot138 First, I support Mercantalism, that means I don't want my Wal-Mart products to be made in your socialist comrade China! Second, Bush was elected again because your dumofaggot friends voted for him, at least we don;t cheat our way in to winning elections! Third, Obama supports illegal and other forms of immigration ar-tard! Obama is the one that screwed up the economy! And the dumofaggots owned the majority in the House so don;t blame Republicans when you can't pass a bill, idiot!

[kakarot138]

Respond to this video... actually republicans are fascist just look at the bull shit laws they pass and yeah bitch all you want about obama and the health care bill but what about GW and the patriot act kiss your rights good bye ass hole, pussy, mother fucker get your head out of your your big ass do some research on the china thing bitch before talking shit.....done son

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

@kakarot138 Republicans and Fascists are right-winged, idiot, everyone knows that, you're the one saying Fascism is left-winged and you're left winged yourself! And all of you're swearing and lack for grammar just proves that you're an illegal foreigner, wanna-be gangster, school quitter, drug addict, teen parent, loser who deserves to be a slave worker in the steel mills! P.S. Republicans want less government involvement, it's the liberals who want to take away our rights, faggot!

[kakarot138]

@0TheNewFascistParty0 wow how wrong are you about me and for information i have my own business and that 57 Chevy thats in my garage hahahaha well lets just say im doing pretty well for my self. whose the slave now and i'm only 24, thats what makes people so mad that an immigrant can come to this country and make it . i started off in a crappie apartment now i own my own house and i'm drive my dream car a 57 chevy with a 396 big block and a 400 trans 12 bolt rear end that i build my self.

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

@kakarot138 Nice car but I drive a 1976 Shelby Cobra GT 500 (Black with gold stripe) only 500 left in the world (as of last year) personal autograph of Shelby himself on the head board. I made a 98.23 overall grade average in my Sophmore private school and that is without Honors classes otherwise the average would rise to 103.23 (they round it down to 100) I had the highest grades out of my 211 class mates that year. Here's the twist, my Sophmore year was when I got the worst grades

[kakarot138]

@0TheNewFascistParty0 you say faggot a lot sound like you might have a thing for cocks or are you afraid of the gay population forcing you to have sex with them

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

@kakarot138 I don't like gay people but if I did I would really like you

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

Now who do you think knows which political government is best, the guy who made a 102.53 average in his last years in high school? or the one who made a 73 average and manage to feed off of other people's wealth to purchase his ghetto house without work? That's what I thought

[zone1282]

yeah yeah yeah BP come to mind people and not to mention the healthcare bill that got shoved down our thoats That OBAMA passed.... SOrry cant blame that on bush.

[Midiotwimp]

@zone1282 brilliant healthcare bill,ya don't know whats good for ya

[MrCLewis67]

@zone1282 I hate having healthcare, I'd rather wither and die than be treated in a hospital LIKE A SOCIALIST.

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[wolvesrule4ever]

LOL i loved it!! it is great =D

[armydoc13]

99% of people in politics lie cheat and steal regardless of party but at least were not communists

[Midiotwimp]

@armydoc13 well it's obvious you're not communist,10% of your population is going hungry and homeless,thats the flip side of free market capatilism by the way,the difference is communist or socialist regimes don't let there own people go homeless or hungry,do your research before you make comments like that in future

[arcangle555]

as long as there is global compitition the true beauty of human kind will not be relised. all humans should have the oppertunity of equal rights and freedoms and we should all seek individual lives as well as the expansion of earth born human beings. si vis paceum para bellum if you seek peace prepare for war

[lilguy1171]

you liberals are all cuts

[FightTheCorporations]

Cool Vid!

[flyboymd82]

Epic ignorance & Epic failure!

[MaoiMeowi2]

REALLY? If you haven't noticed, you do the same stuff, except about liberals.

[cdcg19]

Go liberals

[hackneytrainer]

Go OBAMA!!!!!!

[mikeroephonics]

Who is the master who makes the grass green?

[Christmasguy]

Liberals can be worse, but if you ask me, both parties are screwed up, get a third party in there for once.

[FighttheRight09]

Third,fourth or fifth party makes no difference. Corporations have deep pockets and because the so called supreme court they just passed a law giving corps the ability to spend as much money as they want on poliltians they like and dislike. They have the power and have for a long time. Democracy isn't even in the Constitution. And choice is an illusion. Most politians will sellout for the right price and the ones that won't will be voted out. This country should be called Corpimerica.

[mullent169]

i love this video.

[Zehydra106]

In all reality, this song really should be called "Theme from Politicians", not "Theme from Republicans".

[Billwcl13]

so stupid

ur all the dumbasses who decided to vote for the republicans

they just smart and knnow how to get the votes

[Bungaalex]

I know a Republican named John McCain.

[claudryn]

could anyone please explain to me -in short sentences- why the flykiller is so great? i dont get it

[SuperPerson32]

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE! go obama!

[iowanative]

Read the comments. Republicans are so nasty and radical.....you must have alot of anger. I wonder why?

[InstantClassic9]

Democrats Started all the wars and used the nuke.

[vintis88]

Who started iraq x 2, afghanistan, guam, panama and grenada?

[baracine]

As we say in Québec: "Ce n'est pas parce qu'on rit que c'est drôle." (Just because it makes us laugh doesn't mean it's funny - meaning: this is so true it's sad.)

[GeeYouAreYou0001]

LOL! This couldn't be more true! What happened to the good Republicans like Abe Lincoln and Teddy Rosevelt? All the Republican presidents since them have been retarded screwups. Hey Republicans! You had a chance to redeem yourselves and return to the Lincoln-Rosevelt republican party by nominating Ron Paul, but no. You insist on the same failed polotics of George Bush by nominating McCain. Shame shame. Oh well, I'm just happy that Obama won! I was jumping up and down with excitment when he won.

[andypandy248]

Err being a retarded screwup comes naturally with being American.

[riotactiii]

Don't forget Bobby Jindal. Abe was so far back, the party has had a realignment since then. And Teddy, he got so sick of it, he branched out & started the Bull-moose. Go Obama :)

[msymonds12]

awesome  nailed em right on

[wolfpack2233]

wow this is stupid...leave it to a lib to do this....

[jessenicholas1]

yeah and the nightly news is full of biased assholes.

[trvmcintosh]

true that

[Eagles770onCP]

lol

[geedjb]

The Monkees would have done a better job running the country for the past 8 yrs than the Republicans did!!

[tube4play]

geedjb ~i think it was the monkeys working from an undisclosed location. But Dick Cheney likes Bush meat and had them fried.

[culver4u2]

Just too funny and sad because it's so true. Has anyone told Bush Katrina hit like..over 2 yrs ago and still nothing is done. Oh, sorry, FEMA did give them but not really, some moble homes no one could live in or they would die from fumes. So, they sit and rot just like a Republican. While you're at it, ask Bush/Cheney/McIdiot why they shut off all the oil wells in Michigan and Texas...just a thought. Shell works Michigan...another buyout for the oil companies. Wonder what was promised to them?

[stodgy4488]

WOW GET A LIFE... i think i commented on this about a month ago, do you just comment looking for an argument?

And libs think taking peoples money is a GOOD thing, and that its alright to take away our FREEDOMS, and brainwashing people with the 90%(basic broadcast channels)controlled lib meadia is chill. Lets just make everyone equal so no ones feelings get hurt then we can live a very fucking boring life. does that pretty much sum up the lib views for ya?

[Sewall07]

You tell them to get a life and yet you're the one posting for a second time on a Youtube video...it's freedom of speech so stop your bitching and find something better to do with your time!

[GrayComaNINMM696575]

stodgy4488;

::sarcasam:: It's good to see that you're a brainwashed Nazi!!!

::not sarcasam:: This video brings truth to the anti-American political party!!

[tube4play]

stodgy4488 is a perfect name for a conservative.

Look up teh words.

Liberals are generous and conservatives are stodgy

[stodgy4488]

haha first off i know what the word means, seacond wow get a life i only comment when i get drunk and want to fuck with Selfish (not not generous) liberals with no life... ding ding ding congrats your todays lucky winner, now go suck a dick and step down of your pedastool everyone is the same right? so lets not put them into tax brackets.... moron, bitch, cunt, dick, shithead, scrotum face, faggot, liberal, obamalover, etc... that should be enought to get it marked as spam, peace

[tube4play]

are you still drinking, lol

peace

i make aggravating remarks when i drink too

[bobbyseatbobs]

stupid deocrats using facts and not starting wars we dont finish and doing good as politiclty republicans own WE can make the ecnomimy suck better the democrats(i am a democtrate this is anti republican)

[RadioLaPrincess]

Funny, except insulting.....

To The MONKEES!

Republicans suck and blow.

[bobbyseatbobs]

lol i thought it wass gonna be monkees theme song lol

[afaaguy3000]

Uh I'm A republican. NOT 4 BUSH!

[NinjaMasterNight]

good

[D4rKNeSs13]

But are you for a Bush 3rd time under McBush is the question. Different person same fucking bullshit~

[MulletManSam]

Actually Obama's platform more closely matches Bush's. Plus Obama is racist and takes money from special interest groups through his wife so he can say that he doesn't accept it.

[PriaNorm]

American Reps are funny. I prefer to finish something once I start it but Reps like to start a war move on to another and than look into a 3rd (Iran) while the first and second war are falling apart. Lol you Americans are a delight

[sabredog324]

where where you at 9/11?

was in milt 88-92

where is your flag now?

put in the dumpseter?

you guy fight it out

for the elct

you make yourselfs look like jackasses,,,,,,........oh ya thats right

[desspec]

Huh? Are you serious? Just whip "9/11" and "i was in the military" and "you probably put your flag in a dumpster" out of your ass as though it has something to do with anything that's being discussed? You're a friggin' moron.

[stodgy4488]

clever vid... really misinformed though, pretty damn far off from conservatives views, i actually saw some some democratic views in there like the 1984 referance thats communism bud, which is much closer to liberal views.

[yellowjacketcoder]

1984 was about fascism... Did you even read the book?

Video was spot on.

[grampamoses]

i have a page with funny songs, too, but i find it harder to think up lyrics about conservatives. so thanks, you can ride in my favorites for a while.

[theklassonator]

not the funniest one ive seen, but still true.this country (And the entire planet) will be better off with out the conservatives running shit like they know what their doing, Christianity and the NRA and corporate greed and Racism.....blow it out your asses.

[DrDespicable]

I, for one, don't think the Republicans act like clowns - for one thing, clowns are funny...

[JazzySaxChick93]

ugh

such a load of bull shit

typical republican stereotype.

republicans are a HELL OF A LOT better than democrats

[jason23296]

HHHH

[drossq]

HOLY SHIT - Could someone please tell me what they think of the satellite image of Disney Land Florida!!!! (i guess its disney land, i looked on google maps too)

[drossq]

(i dont often spend my time looking at sattelite images of the earth, this one was more than a little surprising!)

[cadkinsamr]

Well, once again you liberal Democratic bastards are at it again. I guess you all will never learn, until someone comes into you country again and blows up a few more thousand people. then you will hide behind the republicans.

[Josie31084]

Shut the hell up, the republicans are the reason why we are in such a debt. And no republicans will kiss the democrats asses.

[1ghost51]

Quite entertaining. Along with their ethics and integrity it seems the Republicans have also lost their sense of humor.

[2BravoLima]

I always find it funny that each party accuses each other of exactly the same old crap.

2BL FOR PRESIDENT:

My stances are: End current war, start another in Sudan, and cut social spending by 1/2.

...And free walnuts.

[daveexd]

Please, like the Democrats (save Kucinich and a handful of others) are any better...

[mdaniel74]

it´s called freedon of speech, isn`t that what your country represents? Isn`t that what makes it different from countries run by dictators?

[zfreshh]

Most rediculous thing I've ever seen. If you dont like how the country is.... then leave? How hard is that?

[spookyr]

Or fix it...

[emmerfarro]

One nation, under God, with liberty and justice for All!!!---- NOT the rich, republicans, democrats, etc.---EVERYONE OF US!!! UNITED WE STAND--DIVIDED WE FALL---THINK ABOUT IT!!!! DISAGREEMENT AND DIFFERENCE OF OPINION IS HOW THE USA GOT ITS START.....Do you think the founding fathers all swallowed and accepted the SAME PARTY LINE!?? Why do you think there are 50 states under one flag??? WAKE UP and GET ALONG!!!!!

[yogione]

Re: rivaderci: he must be another epicene fat pink republican prejudging the sexual preferences those who differ with him. Call someone a sissy and you may find that the way we dems really feel about you republicans is we'd like to ram you each in the face with the end of a full count twenty foot long douglas fir eight by twelve. It doesn't mean the opportunity will present itself, but these aren't the sentiments of a sissies.

[rivaderci]

another sissy liberal jerk with nothing of substance to say!! hey you gonna go eat some grass when you losse the pres, congress and sentate the next few years???

[swiftwarningfilms]

Great job!

[VoteKucinich]

well done

[yogione]

I want another Clinton; and you, talgren, could use a good Lewinskying.

[talgren]

Let me ask you this: If you heard of a country which traded leadership between two families for twenty years with the prospect of more of the same, wouldn't *you* be a little skeptical of how 'free' their system was? I mean, Castro and Saddam both used to get 100% of the vote.

Use your mind...though I appreciate your suggestion re: Lewinskying, my wife does a fine job thanks. :)

[yogione]

Since I have permitted you to ask, (see how free this country is) - I'm compelled to reply that it's obvious you need a Lewinskying from Lewinski, not just your wife. How can you judge or speak of freedom when you are so restricted? You'll be absolutely free only if you want to be!

[talgren]

I am as free to ask as you are to respond...since you didn't, I guess you're just one of those koolaid drinkers I mentioned before. I guess I'll just have to take my marbles and go somewhere else.

[talgren]

I have no beef with you unless you want to make one. I am shocked, disheartened and sad so many people find it hard to look beyond the party.

I liked an old bumper sticker I saw the other day "Politicians are like diapers: They need to be changed (regularly) for the same reason."

[talgren]

Anyone who thinks either party is telling people the truth is out of their freakin' mind and drinking Koolaid.

Bush...Clinton...Clinton...Bus­h...Bush...

Do we really want another Clinton? WTF? Isn't anyone ELSE able to stand up and lead? I don't want a damn oligarchy!!!

[n441]

agreed

[WCSLdglas]

funny.

[thejugg420]

Democrats have time to put videos together because their shift at Mickey D's, which is owned by a Republican franchisee) only last 3 hours a day. Hate on that rich man! I prefer to be self relient instead of relying on a bigger form of government that cant run shit.

[wiskawind]

Spoken like a true puppet of your socialization; sheeple!

[friendsofthefruitsof]

go obama end political dynasties Bush, Clinton,kennedy,...

[classic14rider]

Great!

[AngryPigProds]

That was great. I do wish your voice didn't sound like mine! (I can't carry a tune either!)

LOVED IT!

Reed

[Handonmyheart90]

Republicans are the best. Demo(c)rats suck and want out country to loose a war. But its a good thing you posted this... I love freedom of speach in America =)

God bless you all

[whquick]

muahahaha Freadom of Speach Rock (and even better in Britania)

[ozzman60]

Amen bro.

[wiskawind]

Ah, but Democrats can spell! (smile)

[airheadednut]

I love it!!!

[Aviatormusician]

True UP YOURS MR PRESIDENT

[dannyismyname2]

He's knockin' on the back door! What should i do!? I'ma scared!

[vinylman4533]

LOL

[luvdavy]

What a horrible insult to the Monkees....

Not that it's not true...but I just don't like to see that song used so badly.

Jan

[Chip53]

Lame. Liberal. Not funny.

[RECORDS123]

What can you expect from a tightass conservative

[ambermcdonald]

I agree, CHIP53.

[Coloizcool]

LMFAO! THATS FUNNY STUFF MAN!!!