the religious joke to end all religious jokes

[destronia123]

Too long to listen for such a weak punchline.

[dotson214]

Wow that joke sucked

[soldierofvanity]

okay then the roman goes, "OKAY, take that one off, put this one on." christ gets kicked in the cave of ressurection by two romans, saying "OKAY FROM NOW ON ITS A RELIGION, WE LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN FOR YOU MAN! MAKE IT EASYER FOR YOU, RESPECT!

[soldierofvanity]

how about these? Irony: "Roman: WE ARE SHORT ONE NAIL! little skinny dude goes away comes back and reaches out hand. Roman again "WTF IS THAT?" skinny dude, "well, we did n't had any more nails" Roman: "WELL WHERE DID YOU GET THE IRON FROM THEN?" or 'sec' "Well lacenaire did n't ask for a cigarette and played peekaboo with his hangman, but if you thought Christ was the first Surrealist i Guess you know little of Petrus last wish, I mean where does absurdity start?"

[wonhopper]

That is not funny cuz an Imam would NEVER ask somebody

"who does that guy think he is" that is hateful! In fact Muslim

Imams WILL NOT EVEN BRING UP RELIGION during golf!

Athiests you got the first part right "there is NO god" just keep

going ... dwelve deeper... u will uncover the Truth... that is...

There is NO GOD but the Love THE ONLY ONE TRUE GOD

Who's name is Love (~Lah) and 99 other names. CREATOR

AND SUSTAINER OF ALL THAT EXISTS AL ~LAHU AKBAR!

[YAMAHADIVERSION33]

@wonhopper No you are deluded, just like other followers of religions are deluded.

[UrgentUrge]

sounds like a young george bush is talking...

[creamofweat7773]

not much of a punch line..

[glitchuser4]

Lol! I wish you didn't do text-to-speech though.

[H201234100]

thats a lame joke to long

[91lilfrozone23]

ROFL

[Melicioel7]

Damn its gonna take a good month till memorize this thing

[furiousjuffowup]

@Melicioel7 hahah it's been 5 months have you memorized it yet ? haha

[699backstab]

What happened to my 85 paladin

[havvyweponsman]

the objectivist should have said "Ayn Rand"

[Mstrjedi1852]

Very long and stupid. But still funny bc of the principle point it's getting across.

[explosivoification]

I hate speech programs, it doesnt sound good and in jokes the method of delivery inimportant. Stupid joke as well.

[explosivoification]

I hate speech programs, it doesnt sound good and in jokes the method of delivery inimportant.

[octavehergebelle]

WHat a stupid joke! ... I mean I love it !

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

That was probably the worst joke with the worst method of delivery ever.

[easytoremember0]

Who does this guy think he is? Skynet? Get a real person to read it instead of some annoying speech program.

[jaimesthesaint]

How is a group of 20 people (didn't actually count them), who are getting triple bogeys, keeping up with someone getting aces on every hole?

[Secundinius]

OMFG that was so annoying for a joke that wasn't even that funny. Next time read it yourself. You fail at life.

[laidt0rest]

david miss gay vag?!!!

[zeno711]

im atheist and i say hell yeah!!!

[Burori1]

Ahahaha, that was awesome, X'D

[chroker]

"Who does that guy think he is? A spaghetti monster?" And the atheist says "No that guy is tiger woods.

[TimothyNicolle]

garl glittergold made me LOL nice one

[RedStormC]

and the atheist is like, "no, thats tiger woods..."

LMFAO FREAKING GENIUS!!

[DRoMeO27]

this joke is fucked

[youngsplash85]

what...are you all stupid? this is the dumbest shit i ever heard WHO DOES THAT GUY THINK HE IS? how many fuckin times im goin to hear that?

[lhrlyc]

I love this!

[fnx69uhr]

LOL! xD

Damm that was good dude, thanks for the joke! Its freaking genuis! xD

[MortishaCassavetes]

LOL Very Funny! Thanks 5 Stars

[Tuzioya]

A level 18 cleric, and a pastafarian pirate XD

[setustraight]

The coven leader says "Who does that guy think he is? Harry Potter?"

Laugh My Fucking Ass Off!!!!

[Leafsrulemofos]

are you serious