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  • those are the most hilarious quotes ever, why arent you a world wide celebrity comedian?!?!

  • ewwwww

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  • wow... somebody needs some attention

  • Ill never buy ur stupid monkey book LOL!

  • WAIT NVM LMAO! there were no his pranks so ignore my last ccomment but wat perv changes their name to somebody MORE famous then u

  • 1:17 wasted of my computer time..ashon has better pranks then this tool

  • epic fail! I am sure you have realised it by now. You should now change your name back to whatever it was before.

  • this is not even funny, i would get it if it was funny but its just not

  • Ur A DOUCHEBAG!!

  • what a LOW-LIFE

  • Funny, but not that funny

  • You are one of the big fuck*n' loosers that I've ever seen in all my life!!!!!!!! You'should kill yourself, instead of changing your name... assh0le!!!!

  • Shame no one will give a fuck what you say because your a no body

  • ...Freak.Get a fucking job,or better yet,a girlfriend.

  • Prank The Monkey!!! Great Book!!! LOL!!! This is fantastic!!! John, you are 10 times funnier and more talented than the no talent ass you punked!!! LMAO!!! i'm going to buy the book for me and all of my friends!!! You said that your IQ went down by 100 points...ummm....try 150!  lmao....that other kutcher's a fucking reprobate degenerate no talent!!! lmao....

  • I wonder if he knows that Ashton Kutcher has a genius IQ.

  • you should change your name to "stinky old ball sack licking hobo, please give me a dollar and i'll amputate my anus".

  • cock

  • thats retarded

  • terrible.

  • If you don't like him, why copy him??

  • all that needs to be said has already been said by all of you ppl commenting.

  • LOL ! What a L-O-S-E-R Haha!! I bet everybody laughs at you in the streets

  • fag! Get a fucking life

  • @spacebookvideo you took the words right of my mouth

  • Looser

  • "John Hargrave is the greatest prankster alive". But you're Ashton Kutcher, therefore you aren't the greatest prankster.

  • you are a real piece of shit, and one of the biggest faggots i have ever seen

  • actually, i just saw the Piers Morgan show with Ashton Kutcher (the actor) and Demi Moore. Apparently Ashton Kutcher is not as dumb as he looks. Definitely changed my mind about him.

  • John..er...Ashton...you are brilliant! LOL@ IQ down 100 points (true)! Asshat! true! Kutcher is a talentless, degenerate, reprobate! LOL! GREAT vid!

  • dumb asss, hes tryng to be oversmart

  • HAHAHAHA This is fucking hilarious!!

  • Someone has a bad case of....someones a lot more funny, good looking, successful and less moronic than me. lol

  • MJ ? drop dead moron...

  • people who are sayin they will never buy the book, they're missin out... i couldn't put it down..

  • I'm an upcoming swedish actor and comedian!

    Follow me on Twitter @Gerborn, I'm a pretty funny guy check it out!

  • is hard but just try

  • try to love each other each day

  • tu es une ignoble merde

  • wow your not funny at all

  • jew much?

  • you are not funny

  • :)

  • sad is an understatement for this guy.

  • You need help man

  • Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

  • haha get a life

  • michael jackson is dead now, so ure a dick

  • retard u need a rehab

  • Fuxk you asshole ( amen )

  • PLEASE HELP THIS BOYS LIFE PLEASE SHARE HIS VIDEO PLEASE

  • does it say anything to you that u have more dislikes then likes by double!?

  • well you aren't Christopher Ashton Kutcher

  • ssaadd

    

  • by the looks of you your IQ wasn't that high to begin with.

  • you are the biggest fkn sad cunt to ever exist

  • Get a life!

  • Jealous much douchebag?

  • whose the douche bag??? its a no brainer answer it??

  • Too bad your not john hargrave anymore

  • @kormsd OMG i was thinking the same thing!

  • Douchelord alert!

  • get a life u seriously need one

  • what a d-bag.

  • Omg wtf

  • biggest retard ive ever seen...

  • That was super mean, but you are CRAZY!

    (I say you should change your name again.... To Justin Bieber...:3)

  • worst publicity act ever! ill deliberately never buy your book

  • @XxBloodChildrenxX the book sucks man i looked in to it fuck that shit i fucking threw away.

  • in ur dreammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmm..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaahha­hahahahahahahahah

    

  • in ur dreammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmm..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaahha­hahahahahahahahahahahahh

  • You poor kid. Try narcotics instead. They will help you feel better about yourself.

  • this really isnt funny at all its kinda lame

  • haha wauw you're ugly !

    Jeez what a fail! : D

  • if you really did change your name then your a deluded, weird and strange little man.... if its just a joke... your just un funny

  • i hope this is a big fake because you are really sad otherwise....

  • If you are now Ashton Kutcher then John Hargraves no longer exists so what's with praising a guy who don't exist?

  • wtf! I thought it was the real Kutcher - you guys look alike!

  • Tard

  • @dancedancedance916 i was typing on my ipod a-hole so its not my problem if theres a spelling mistake also my point wasnt trying to prove i could spell my point was this dumb ass has nothing to do but make other people feel bad (ashton kutcher) so hush your gums douche bag!

  • hahahahaha i dont think anything is funnier then a retarded Kutcher fighting cinema, over good taste and good story telling. i hope he dies of a slow painful death

  • LMAO !

  • haha yeah, ok the video is stupid but why the hell are ppl defending ashton kutcher? haha

  • HAHA!

    You're pathetic!

  • what's up dork?

  • you IQ is so low its legal so go crawl in a hole

  • @teslanickel and you don't know what proper grammar is. So you can join him.

  • @dancedancedance916 hahaha.

  • what a son of a bitch

  • dude i think realy your just some dumb ass nobody who feels the need to change his name to ashton kutcher to make yourself feel that little bit more like him, jealousy is a hoorible thing man. peace virgin!!

  • @TheForsythek so is misspelling the world *horrible. dumb ass.

  • @TheForsythek *really learn how to spell before making fun of other people.

  • ...is this real?

  • u no the funniest thing is u probably do like some guys testies on your eyes. practice safe sex nd go fuck yourself u moron.

  • This is one of the best videos on the internet, and the comments to it only makes it better. How in the world can people really defend Ashton Kutcher?

  • Ummm I don't want to insult you or anything because I'm not that kind of person but if this is a serious video, and you really did change your name, then fine, but Ashton Kutcher is not talentless, at all. His movies are actually good and he is not the best person to have a go at for being "not talented". Oh, and I guess you think you're more talented for making this fucking weird ass video right? That's fucking annoying. Oh and now all of your insults to him are actually to yourself.

  • Ur IQ went down so...........now you're legaly stupid?!?Do u even realise how stupid u are?I don't think so,otherwise u would be searching for a hole to crawl in,not making clips.

  • lol... i guess someones jealous.

  • since you've changed your name. there is no more john hargrave. that means he was the greatest prankster. meaning now ashton kutcher would be the greatest prankster, since you did change your name.

  • lay off the dope bro

  • LAME!!! thats one of the stupiest thing.....

  • only bigger asshat than ashton kutcher is anyone who changes his name to Ashton Kutcher just to call him an asshat. Also, u r calling urself an asshat. wow, my iq just dropped 100 points watching this video. kudos, sir, u r indeed an asshat.

  • Wow... 0_o

  • i hat eu gth ful

  • gay....

  • Wow dude get a life

  • I'd like my 1minute 17 back please.

  • you sum retard i swear to god

  • Haha, that was really funny and clever :D

  • well that was stupid

  • that resting your testicles in my eye sockets line was pretty funny haha

  • Man do you have any brain? I'm usually indulgent to pitiableness but this I cant stand.

  • _DuDe YOU ARe on FIRE !!!

  • damn it i freaking 1 minute and 17 seconds of my life.. :(

  • lol kinda sad... but hes probs got some funny ass quotes in tht book :P... just after tht please get a job man :P

  • true this is not very clever but considering how what he says about Ashton Kutcher, like him being a talentless ass hat. The only thing he did well in was That 70's Show. Then again its not hard to play a mindless stoner.

  • laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeee­..... get a life idiot.... this is so pathetic...

  • if your iq really was that high you'd be smart enough to know that this won't give you your 15 minutes of fame you so desperately wish for. now you just have a different name. good job einstein!

  • u suck

  • retard

  • why do you need to target people? i didnt think thats funny or clever at all. you seem to think youre one up on the guy :S

  • how you gonna say your iq went down? before he was an actor he was going to school for chemical eingineering

  • ok your iq went down then

  • yea whatever hereforthechicks why because i mispelled engineering ? your a fag

  • as me... fuck u

  • this is genius, i dont hate ashton or anything, but the quote about testicles is hilarious. Pranking celebraties is hillarious.

  • dude. seriously. stop. get a life.

  • wow, erm yeah, u went to some pretty extreme lengths for that, i mean i bet no 1 cares cos they know its not the real ashton they were thinking of, so yeah, hope ur book fails

  • what A HATERRRRRRRRRR

  • you suck

  • Fuckin idiot... Get a life or stop breathing u worm :)

  • YOUR LAME!!!!!!!

  • asshole ur gay

  • what a douche. get a life buddy

  • faget

  • This guy is a noob

  • bam right there identify theift

  • i would buy you life if it were for sale

  • What a fkn loser, Ashton kutcher is a Legend

  • what a fagget

  • go fuck your self !

  • dude ,, go fuck ur self

  • Haha this guys retarded XD

  • rofl, he didn't change his name. This is just satire.

  • it's douche move, and he really is a loser with no life, but you gotta see the humor in this.

  • biggest douche in the world

  • this guy is an idiot!

  • i hate you =)

  • well that makes you the biggest fucking ass but fuck on the fucking but ass planet!

  • fucking god damm asshole

  • u know vacciens contain the dead virus so ur emeun system reilases that this is what i need to protect so then when u actuley ge thr virus it has already kno what to do when u get this virus so ur wrong

  • Well that was a collossal waste of my time.

    Totally not funny.

  • you got that right....the poor nutjob just spent i minute embarassing himself

  • fucking loser! got nothing good enough in his life so changes his name hahaha one word............ virgin!!!!

  • so true! why the fuck would you change your name to prank a celebrity, he's such an idiot!!!

  • twat. no one hurts the Queen.

  • Actually, this is an incredibly funny and original idea! He doesnt want to BE Ashton Kutcher, as anyone who was intelligent enough to get the point of his prank would realize. Its great!

  • Well, I'm sure you're a good comedy writer, but I think you should stick to writing books haha.  You're not very good at delivering. Ignore all these Ashton Kutcher wannabes. He needs to be taken down.

    No matter how odd looking he is, no matter how much he offends you (even to the extent you have to guess "u even a human?"), he's still nowhere near as bad as the real Ashton Kutcher. He's the biggest douche in the world, and he belongs on MTV .

  • <.< sir ,you are very very dumb and i even regret getting on youtube today to see this stupid video,you wanna be ashton just to make fun of him? well firtable you have made fun of yourself in front of all the wiewers of this video,i hope that you take this advice andget a life!!

  • firtable? wiewers?

    I don't think someone who can't proofread their own comments should call other people dumb.

  • why should people bother re reading their own comments? this is the internet, not school.

  • I think you should at least make sure your own comments make sense. The point of commenting is for other people to hear your opinion, not to confuse them or make them decipher your bad grammar and spelling.

  • who r u 2 tell me what eye want mi compments too mein, hhalf fun decembering my comets.

  • well sorry for making you upset sir,but i don't care about my voabulary,i just care about people undrestanding the idea i wanna tell them!

  • Makes it even worse that he's wearing a RED SOX hat !!!!

  • sir that was very stupid. i wasted 1 minute and 17 seconds of my life to watch this. i want that time back.

  • in the united states you can legally change your name just by using it. You just have to update various agencies (like the IRS, social security, your MVA/DMV) with your new contact information so they know what to call you

  • i dont know man...a bit lost here....u even a human ??whats with the nose? and those ears ...eww man ...gee thanks alot...im gonna have the fuckin image in my head for EVER ..dork

  • wtf!!!

  • what a waste of time

  • i hope you die for wasting my time

  • If you feel the need to legally change your name to a celebrity name that just shows how pathetic you are.

    I will only buy your book if I can smash you in the face with it. As I am saying now you are the biggest retard alive!!