Worst Director - 2009 Razzies (Uwe Boll)

[omfgturtle23]

uwe boll is awesome.

[chorizo1337]

tarantino or bay should have had the reward if anything

[mrnolan91]

General Veers: My Lord. Lord Vader: Yes colonel, what is it? General Veers: We detected Uwe Boll on earth. How shall we proceed? Lord Vader: Prepare troops for a surface attack. Grand Moff Tarkin: We can't risk it. He can escape again. Emperor wants him dead. Lord Vader:Phhh, pohhh. Than I will deal with him myself. GrandMoff Tarkin: No. Death Star Commander: You requested me sir? Grand Moff Tarkin: Yes commander. You may fire when ready. Imperial Officer: Commence primary ignition BOOM

[xam10000hehe]

Where is James wong? He made Dragonball Evolution....Much worse than the last aribender....that is garenteed

There is no excuse not to have James Wong in here

[Dim4323]

Well couldve had both Jason and Arron, and Uwe bowl both getting it

[triplethelength]

congrats uwe boll you deserve it!!

[TheOtherBradBird]

Rampage was actually quite good. Uwe is actually capable of making a good movie.

*pig flys by window*

[Mallen151]

Why does it feel like they're reading to kindergarteners?...

[DR7081]

The Razzies= A golden opportunity for cinematic failures to attack people 10 times more successful than they are.

[paradiddle16]

He's definitely a bad director but thoses people are worst Imho.

[AwesomeMullet69]

Wow, I had no idea the Razzies were so fucking lame! P.S. Uwe Boll still sucks

[crime10000]

althought I agree that most of his movies suck Postal was a very great movie. I bet they didn't even watch it and their 'jokes' are just lame.

[EyEnOtgAy]

What about George Lucas he deserves many razzies for his terrible star wars prequels

[starkingbiker]

@EyEnOtgAy you know the new star wars movies are from 1999-2005 they were already nominated

[AvsJoe]

I disagree with Boll being our generation's worst director. Friedberg and Seltzer are, as a duo, much worse than said "Teutonic Twit".

[mikepyro713]

@AvsJoe GOD YES, at least boll I can get a laugh out.

[JohnFortman]

The judges who assign these Razzies should BURN IN HELL. No taste, no experience, NADA. Fuck'em, bitches.

[RobstarG]

I dont know what's worse. Uwe Bolls Movies or their fail attempts at standup! :/

[thegiantcat1]

I wouldn't say Uwe Boll is our generations Ed Wood, Ed Wood knew how to make movies and actually loved and respected them. Ed Wood was just bad at it. Uwe Boll is just trying to make money.

[frbe0101]

I love Uwe Boll, he so good at being craptastically bad! Postal was also a hilarious movie. 

[HawaiiKnut]

The razzies are douchebags. One of their categories is worst actor/actress. Actors who are nominated to these, are often good actors who happen to get bad roles. Examples: Tim Curry and Chrsitopher Walken.

If these guys can't tell the difference between bad actor and bad role, then they're really stupid and none better than actually bad actors, directors ect.

[newreleasecalculator]

@HawaiiKnut So what, faggot? You think that those celebrities don't get enough praise? Should we tiptoe around them so as to not offend the celebrities' feelings? Fuck you! I'm going to fuck your whore of a mom.

[HawaiiKnut]

@newreleasecalculator

You're welcome, troll-boy ^^

[paulisdead]

You know for guys that make fun of other directors, you'd think they could hold a camera still on a tripod.

[comicelaya]

It's a shame Uwe Boll is not American.

[SuperDre74]

well, razzies are just a comedy show, nothing really serious, because talk about bad performances...

Uwe Boll isn't a great director, but his films are funny, and that's more than a lot of high profile hollywood productions can say.. And I certainly look forward to his next movies, and that's not something I can say about a director like the high profile James Cameron (avatar was a piece of crap, it looked great but all money was spend on looks and not story)..

[Daffitt]

With weed, wine and a couch, Uwe Boll-Films are... bareable. Partly enjoyable. But the Person... just awful.

[johnmalenko]

he isnt that bad i mean look at michael bay BOOOOOOOOOOOOOm

[Paperbagman555]

Ed Wood is way better than Uwe Boll. At least Ed Wood made films that were better than his with a much lower budget, and less days legally to shoot stuff.

[BlueSnech]

Why didnt he get there?

[ilikescreamo1991]

i really like postal and rampage and he also a great director what there issue they are horrible people saying that about postal great comedy/action ever

[SanskritZ]

thats gay! uwe boll is amazingg

[Pode1988]

those assfuckers should burn in hell! PRO BOLL best guy on earth !

[asspop123]

fuck these hollywood smug cunts.

[Brehserman]

Fuck these smug pieces of shit.

[Frankfurtxxl]

Uwe Boll made good movies :D

He made a lot of bad ones too, but who cares?

Postal is the best Movie ever !!!!

[Frisby2007]

@Frankfurtxxl You either need help, or you have really shitty taste in movies if you think Uwe Boll's movie are good.

[ilikescreamo1991]

@Frankfurtxxl don't forget about postal and of course who havent made bad movies even actor admit they make bad movies

[ThePynnacle]

Here are some more movies that they nominated for worst director, idiots they are.

These idiots nominated Stanley Kubrick for The Shining for worst director, retards that these guys are.

[ThePynnacle]

I agree with Teridax. These guys are scumbags. I never saw one of those asshole trying to make a movie ever. Granted, Uwe Boll does suck, but nobody needs ot be presented a fucking award for it. To know Uwe Boll is a horrible director, all you need to do is be alive.

These guys are assholes who just dig around wounds that someone else left.

Not to mention, these guys are complete idiots.

[MrBranflakes1991]

uwe boll is a disease.

[ZiggyHernandez]

This is proof that whoever decides the "winners" doesn't even watch the films they are bashing. Friedberg and Seltzer are the worst filmmakers in history, absolutely no exceptions. Their films are complete shit. "Postal" is "Dr. Strangelove" compared to the indescribable garbage they make.

[supahtyp]

who decides who wins the razzies?

[pentagarzex]

este espectaculo es una payasada,con todo uwe boll se merece un razzie,es mas yo diria que tambien se merece una buena paliza.

[masterchief2556]

fuckberg and seltzer are way worse than uwe. those hacks make uwe look like christopher fucking nolan!

[areposo]

i love the razzies its a chance make fun of those hollywood assholes

[peterfinnfilms]

Congratulations, you are now a better director than Tom Putnam!

LOL

[BrideAndGroomFilmsHD]

I really think this 'worst director' talk is nonsense. It's a horrible new culture of snide remarks, born on the cult creator that is the internet, where people hide behind their usernames and rip other people to shreds to get satisfaction.  I mean, if Uwe Boll was having a negative affect on society like Bill Donahue or something, then that's a different matter.

[deadcrowes19]

Calling Uwe Boll the modern-day Ed Wood is insulting even to Ed Wood himself. Yes, Ed Wood had artistic vision and ambition without a scrap of talent to back it up. Uwe Boll is more of the douchey internet troll of the motion picture scene. At least Ed Wood got tribute in an excellent and underrated tim burton movie about his three most (in)famous movies. The most Uwe Boll will be remembered for is the online petition to have banned him from a video camera ever again.

[Li4r]

seriously Tunnel Rats was a really good movie... stop the boll bashing..

[yungrottz112]

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[raymondleeleggs]

He is better than Seltzer and friedberg

[Deliratio]

Seltzer and Friedberg are way, way, WAY worse than Uwe Boll. Seltzer and Friedberg make Uwe Boll and Ed Wood look like Stanley Kubrick and Orson Welles.

[Frisby2007]

Actually, they're just as bad. Seltzer & Friedberg make shit that is not funny in any way (& anyone thinking they're funny, needs serious help).

While Uwe Boll just makes shit that makes no sense, whatsoever, & unintended hilarious-ass movies. They;re all horrible, but at least Seltzer & Friedberg know how to make shitty, low budget-looking effects look more 'believable'. While Uwe Bolls effects deserve no comment.

[owenneil]

As bad as postal is, it was better then the other shit they listed off. I would of gave it to those guys that pump out those shitty spoof movies.

[UWEBOLLSUCKS]

he deserves a fucking raspberry tree

[devilchris86]

Yeah, cuz raspberries grow on trees......

[Frisby2007]

Uwe Boll is our generation's Ed Wood

[megaverner]

I would absolutely disagree. Ed Wood was very passionate about his movies and refused to make them any other way than his way. Uwe Boll just pumps out sloppy, hastily thrown together films and slaps a videogame´s logo on the cover.

[Frisby2007]

So what!? He had a passion for film making, makes no difference!! Ed Wood's movies still sucked!!

[HELLVIEWluvPWG]

Most Ed Wood films had artistic vision and clear creativity behind them. They were bad movies, yes, but Ed Wood was an auteur who can be separated from other filmmakers because what he accomplished was unashamedly unique and personal to him. A reflection on himself. An utterly fascinating human being.

Uwe Boll just churns out awful, generic shit for cash. He is a tool, the stain of the recent independent filmmaking boom who shouldn't be nearly as recognised as he is. It's as simple as that.

[Frisby2007]

I don't care how much 'artistic vision' his films had, they still sucked, bad. He is still the worst director.

Uwe Boll sucks worse than him since he's such an immature idiot who resolves to trolling & self superiority protests.

[HELLVIEWluvPWG]

I'm not trying to paint Wood as a great director or a kind of genius. I'm saying that as a filmmaker, he has achieved an iconic status through his own vision of the art he worked for. That is what he achieved. He receives his place in history for that. Comparing him to Uwe Boll is silly because what is Boll doing that couldn't be achieved by giving some cash to a random film student?

Getting all this free attention from random dudes on the internet probably warms his heart. Free promotion.

[thejoexman]

and the most hilarious thing is that Uwe Boll considers himself a genius and believes that he is being targeted by a vast conspiracy of jealous movie makers and critics. Seriously, if you ever watch any of his films (and I wouldn't) do it only with his commentary. The man is out of his fucking mind

[HKknock]

@Frisby2007 You know, the Nostalgia Critic sorta made that statement first. I guess it's caught on.

[Robstailey]

@Frisby2007 Hey don't say that about Ed Wood

[Frisby2007]

@Robstailey Why? If it's true.

[bahremon2170]

Ed Wood is this generations Ed Wood. Uwe Boll is a pathetic excuse for a director who isn't even honest about his intentions with the movies he makes. He is sloppy but he doesn't care. He doesn't even want to be a good director. He just wants to keep buying up the cheap rights to make bad movies. He knows that even a shitty movie made like he makes them will still turn a profit with the right amount of advertising.

[MyDoominateR]

@Frisby2007

Nah. Ed Wood was an intresting character, he really tried etc. Uwe Boll is just a fat fuckface who gets money for the german state for making shitty movies, movies that he obviously dont care about.

[Frisby2007]

@MyDoominateR Just because he tried doensn't mean Ed Wood was any better. His films were still shit.

[MyDoominateR]

@Frisby2007

YES, but there was something about him and his movies, Boll is just upright SHIT to the core, both his work and his person.

[AnimalNitrates]

@Frisby2007 That's offensive to Ed Wood! At least he had enthusiasm!

[Frisby2007]

@AnimalNitrates I don´t care! >çHis films still SUCKED!

[ScorePN44]

@Frisby2007 Way worse than that my friend, I think even Ed Wood would be ashamed

[JoekChannel]

@Frisby2007 Ed wood did it for the art, Uwe boll is just an asshole.

[Frisby2007]

@JoekChannel SO WHAT?! Ed Wood's movies STILL SUCKED!

[JoekChannel]

@Frisby2007 Yeah but Ed Wood's movies were so bad they were funny, and entertaining. Uwe boll's movies are just unpleasant to sit through, PERIOD.

[Frisby2007]

@JoekChannel Entertaining? Yeah, this argument is over.

[JoekChannel]

@Frisby2007 Clearly your unaware of the "so bad it's good" category of film.

[JoekChannel]

@Frisby2007 I'm mainly referring to his film Plan 9 from outer space.

[nineforever882]

OMG LMAO

[Veney7]

in one year I am going to study film directing, and I can say, I am really afraid of this razzie award :-(

[SpikroddNG]

legit fear.

[darkkenny71]

don't worry as long as uwe boll keeps making movies, you will never get one.

[Frisby2007]

@veney7

Don't be down. At least try to do a better job than Uwe Boll. If you do, you'll be fine

[Grimnock]

Uwe Boll is shit, directing is obviously NOT his calling. He needs to just go away and fade into obscurity.

[HaNSouvenir]

It's a convention from David Lynch's MIND.

[philbateman1989]

Considering how the presenter can barely read her lines, I have to seriously doubt her qualification to insult other people :P Is it really necessary to take a crap all over something that people put so much effort into when you can barely read off of a piece of paper yourself??? If I ever won a razzie under these circumstances, my first move would be to throw it at the head of the incompetent bitch announcing the award.

[frogswallop]

I don't know why everyone is so mad at the Razzie awards for lamenting bad efforts - oppositional reading is essential to film culture and it's not just pointless bullying of bad films, its a complete send-up of the glitz-and-glam brown-nosing of the Oscars. Even George C. Scott described the Oscar ceremony as 'a goddamn meat parade.'

[RichardKleiner]

Nah, Uwe Boll may be the Darth Vader of suck, but both Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are the Sith Lord Emperors of suck.

Uwe Boll's films are merely awful. Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans are insultingly and inhumanly awful

[SunWukong4]

@RichardKleiner can you add Kenan Ivory Wayans because seriously he just sucks after the scary movie series he just directs poor comedies little man and white chick were so poorly made and they are hardly worth laughing but Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are the worst directors ever I've never seen postal but I'd rather give that film a shot than watch JF & AS shit again.

[EstacadoConstantine]

uwe boll deserved this shit

[Satannanas]

you may have heard that my films are financed with Nazi Gold...what shall i say? its True, someones gotta spend that money!

YIHA

[chopper1303]

Hmmm i think with his little budgets he gets the best out of his crappy movies. I bet with a 100 million dollars he could make movies that wouldn`t be much worse, than The fast and the furious or Transformers or crap like that.

[EnterTheMold]

Razzies are just stupid...remember how Stanley Kubrick got a worst director nomination for the Shining? These guys' head are bloated on helium.

[jonsi666]

What the hell is this convention?

Rofl.

[brandonmrv]

razie awards the held around the oscars to crucify terrible movies

[Teridax68]

Uwe Boll is in my opinion the worst director around, but these people disgust me. They're a bunch of smug, snobbish individuals who think they're funny. They're not, they're just farting out a load of hot air while picking on easy targets.

Uwe Boll may be a total piece of crap, but these guys have their heads so far up their asses you could use them to replace the wheels of your car.

[Jallandhara]

@Teridax68 You're a fucking dipshit. You mad, fatass?

[Cryptlord91]

@Jallandhara says the fagget geek who plays warcraft haha.you must be the fat one rofl.

[xXFlockofGriffinsXx]

@Jallandhara Wow, what a witty reply.

[Troublemaker1991]

@Teridax68 It's just a parody award show man, chill out

[8pablos8]

Those pussies from Razzies thinks they're big guys because they are awarding worst movies? This Paula Einstein is a old slut and those 3 fat virgins guys match for her.

[weegeeandtailsdoll]

*Read at gamespot* His kids get made fun of, his wife almost killed herself, and the dog feels the pain I feel sorry for the dog the most.

[Redbob86]

I agree the films sucks, but seriously what is the point of the Razzies?

The whole clip is filled with smug superiority and picking on easy targets.

[dvp89]

You suck Uwe Boll. Congratulations. :D

[midgiemarsh]

i can't beleive Jason Statham actually starred in his movie he must have felt embarassed. Why does Uwe Boll get to keep on making movies

[TeamMadison]

Uwe is a great guy, fuck Razzies!

[evilsteven2000]

Fuck You TeamMadison!!! Uwe is Fucker!!!

[TeamMadison]

Now we are really really hurt ...

[OldySchool]

BloodRayne is literally, the reason why i just couldn't bare to watch one of my most favorite actors/actresses recent films anymore. The actors/actresses all had talent, except for Lokan. But. What the heck inspired them to work with Uwe Boll in the firstplace? Didn't they know that Uwe Boll is the "BlackList" for any actors, or actressess that actually want to destory their careers? Yes, by all means, give him a Razzie, infact. Give him 10 Razzies for that one film alone.

[Moviebro]

More Razzies await you Uwe Boll.

[resevil80]

Actually, Boll said nothing ill of his lifetime achievement award...He was just working on a film at the time and actually accepted it in interviews ect...

[Hellborndelux]

Razzies are a nessacary part of cinema. If you accept your razzie like a good sport then nobody is going to think any less of you. If your a tosser like Uwe Boll however........

[TeamMadison]

Boll is great, fuck Razzies!

[williamhowe1]

Great as my ass!!! Razzies rule!

[resevil80]

Really, thats their nominations for worst director? Do they only choose people with name recognition? And if so, did they not see Max Payne or Punisher Warzone which were worse than all three of Bolls movies. In fact Postal was pretty damn funny.

[harrow177]

That knobhead Boll is a piece of shit!

What the fuck was Bloodrayne all about..?

All his film were crap! Man! I'd rather buy a Duracell battery than a German bratwurst! lol

[SonicManipulation]

For making Boll realise the dickhead he is, I thank the razzies.

[nemesis274]

Boll is just a plain asshole. His movies are just plain cash-ins rather than good flicks.

[trailersic]

Postal rules!

[SonicManipulation]

fuck you asshole, WORST. FILM. EVER.

[trailersic]

You's TrOWLIN!

[SonicManipulation]

Great response! I was wrong, you're not an asshole, your just a retard.

[zchri9]

Uwe Boll is the best director on the face of the earth

[Soulvanwinkle]

fuck u

[ilikescreamo1991]

@zchri9 i agree

[KaneVoll]

Uwe Boll wins, nice one!

[rexcrossnet]

This is wrong, sick and bad!

[Headbanger142]

Hey, there are a lot of people in films who don't try. This is how they're treated by being idiots. Uwe Boll is an idiot.

[FightingKami]

I'll admit that the razzie's can be harsh, but Uwe Boll is a fucking twat, he only had a career because he abused a stupid German law

[TeamMadison]

lol "stupid german law" what should that be? Dont discuss about things which you dont know. btw I am german.

[FightingKami]

that german law doesn't exist anymore, but Bowle used it to fund more than 1/2 is films, you could say he's a brilliant buisnessman. and wat difference does it make if ur german or not?

[TeamMadison]

What you mean are the former german tax rights here. Movies like Tomb Raider and MI was financiend this way, that has nothing to do with "german law".

[FightingKami]

fine German tax rights, but that still means I'm right about how he funded his movies, it's not a criticism on germany, just on how Boll makes shitty movies

[TeamMadison]

Oh come, it is still a question of taste if you like a movie or not. Bloodrayne and Postal were great and it is my opinion that "Boll Bashing" is out. If you dont like his movies, dont buy them. One last fact: he´s the best DVD-selling director in Germany. You just have to count the official GfK numbers.

[evilsteven2000]

Oh yah, One of my friends liked his bloodrayne. He said " It was good." and he said, " Stab, stab, slash, violence, Vampire, Kristanna Loken was naked and She fucked good." My friend is an retarded ^_^ He only likes naked women, fuck, action, and violence. He didn't know story was about. And he wasted his money for Bloodrayne, because he wanted to see Lokan naked for masturbating. It was similar he had bought a porno :P

[TeamMadison]

What do you exept more from a slasher movie? "Fuck, Action & Violence" - whats wrong with that? Bloodrayne is not Shakespeare of course.

[evilsteven2000]

Oh yes, It is slasher movie. I watched some slasher movies, that had interesting story. Example, Stuart Gordon. He did amazing slasher movie. I watched it more than 5 times.

I excepted the movie similar like the game. I love the story line in the game. That's why uwe boll screwed the movie. He changed the story line.

[evilsteven2000]

The best film was base on game, that was Silent hill. It had interesting story line. The fans also loved it. It is kinda a horror story or violence. It wasn't Shakespeare also.

Because, The story line and everything kinda similar like the game.

Another example is Doom the movie. I kinda like it. It had interesting story. It had action and violence, that's very good promotion for the game.

Uwe didn't have any talents to make a movie base on game. He only screwed the movie and the game. :P

[rexcrossnet]

This is also to destroy someones carrer, or life or make someone unhappy.

[evilsteven2000]

agree Bro!!! ^_^ peace on you!!!