Dirty Mackem-Thomas Music Video

[UnusualShimmer]

why did the trains look so stoned? GEORDIES RULE!!! MACKUMS DROOL!!! GEORDIE TIL I DIE!! 

[MrLesner123]

mint this haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a

[RedneckSwede]

I'm in stitches, thats bloody hillarious so it is,

[whitewaxa69]

anglo saxons tyne and wear wee like rape muslims bastards and hate rape a white lass fuck mongos

[whitewaxa69]

what a farse sunderland and newcastle are a scape goat for mass imagrants the nrth east believe it

[raceafc17]

hahaha sunderland losers !!!!

[raceafc17]

hahaha sunderland losers !!!

[sam54077]

geordie cunts havent got a fucking clue

[PrettyPrinceOfParty1]

i love this song its amazing hahahahahaha they are all dirty fucking mackams because they never get a wesh (thats how they say wash hahahahaha ) retards

[liveley08]

love it lol

[hoppinonabronzeleg]

I am a Yorkshire pudding, Support Leeds UTD. For me The Scum are Scumchester Utd.  The red bastards from Trafford. Very funny video!! love the Geordie humour!!!!

[sonicandjamesfan619]

I have no idea what they're fucking saying in the beginning, but the song is still awesome! :)

[PrettyPrinceOfParty1]

@sonicandjamesfan619 there talking about mackams people who come from sunderland which is in the north east of england and newastle another city in the north est hates them which is mee

[xGwKzSNiiPiiNG]

SAFC ftw FUCK ALL U GEORDIE TWATS

[Konaets]

I propa laughed me head off at this (im a mackem). I'm not really bothered about hating goerdies, I have a goerdie friend.. Although I am sorry for half of the comments below who go over the top.

[campbell3488]

belta

geordie is the way

[087Seb]

... could have been worse, could have bean born a Mackem

[samnufcboii]

this is sooo funny lol

[coolmum]

Hilarious! My husband's from Sunderland and he couldn't stop laughing. Really funny

[TheLittleRobz]

poor henry :( must have been dropped when he was built

[ryanuk1981]

mackems are scum,they have a football team so they are scum,derp derp

[lauraNUFC]

love thissss!

[rossdanlewis1502]

TOON TOON BLACKNWHITE ARMY!!!

[stuart556]

hate the inbred mackem scum, newcastle for life!!

[TheTNAknockouts]

NEWCASTKE TILL I DIE

SUNDERLAND MAKES ME WANNA DIE

[connieclough]

<--- Geordie 4 Life

[xDrWardrobe]

Im A Mackem This Is Funny

[COGmarine]

@xDrWardrobe DIRTY MACkem

[lilleominx]

haah nice one soo funny!!!!!

[AzureAlight]

What are they saying in the beginning?

[misstomboy666]

toon army !!!!!! all sunderland scum should run away lol

[balfour1100]

I'm a Sunderland fan from South Shields, this is fucking mint

x

[stuart556]

@balfour1100 if your from shields, your probably chav scum lololol

[MCgenga2k7]

sad geordie and macem bastards boro till i die !!

[WHU4EVER100]

friggin hilarious lol

[mr2010maniac]

coughs*you wish*

[StamfordBridge2007]

Please visit "Sunderland931 gets a job"

[StamfordBridge2007]

Please look up "Sunderland931 gets a job"

[blustardave]

ye mackem and we'll tak em...lol

[jackylegs5]

Or not wanker

[trance1gen]

summed up......smb

[youngy1]

pile of shite

[blackcat89]

like the put on geordie acsent cunt

[willobi]

please translate for the southers in standard english please.

[spreadulikebutter]

pennywell= place in sunderland

wees keys are these = how mackems say whos keys are those.

toon = Newcastle

[123jbdx123]

@willobi so your a posh little twat eh?

[warriorthescientist]

has anyone seen this, you can sh*t on the Mackems for real, google sunderland toilet paper, quality ; )

[tuned2008]

theres only one ameobi!

one ameobi!

walking along, singing a song

walking in a shola wonderland

[benwells93]

lmaooo

[Jermyn78]

0:48 - Mike Ashley.

[grpalmer1984]

Had to laugh at that. Its so true.

[safcbadboy]

haha this is funny but i support sunderland as u can tell from my name :D

[20GeordieGirl08]

geordie 4 lifeee ;)

[raal2k8]

well i like sunderland a little bit but i am stoke this is dead funny well all can say lmfao

[antonio85226]

im from peterlee ars hole

SAFC 4 LIFE FTM

[AzureAlight]

This video should have comments blocked. all the fucking stupid football fans getting their undies in a twister about this video. This video is fucking fantastic, and Daemaus rocks.

[dazz54321]

lol mint

[Lauren1496]

ahhh my little poem i made up the ova week when wor toon got relegated..

I still support the black + white,

even though there canny shite!

another poem i love,

sunderland WE LOVE YOU!

do we fuck to we shite

we suporrt the black and white!

no offense coz the is a few canny kacem ouut there :P

[keysafcftm]

Lauren1496

You unfunny unfuckable mong.

[SunderlandAFC1001]

black & white?

you mean black & shite army LOL

SHEARER AND HIS WEETABIX HEED!!! LOL ENJOY SCUNTHROPE AWAY!!!!!!!

[123jbdx123]

what do you think off sunderland? shit!

what do you think of shit? sunderland!

oh we hate the sad mackem cunts

geordie till i die

[TheTNAknockouts]

@123jbdx123 same

[newkyle1]

hahahahahah funny not you makems cant say nothing relegation cos the makems have been init more time than use and u lot can never beat use never

[Lauren1496]

Im A Geordie Through And Through!

And I'm Not Saying That As An Offense to wor lads coz theyre leeful!

[Scottk95]

All me lads, should 've seen em crying,

Watchin the shambles on the pitch,

Premier dreams 'a dien,

All the lads n lasses there all had gloomy faces,

Gannin doon to the championship,

with all of shearer's aces!

[Kevinsafc4eva]

There's a new ship just sailed into the tyne! it's called the...............

"CHAMPIONSHIP"

[JaspersFangirl]

im alreet im from whitburn lol. not even a mackem

[PercyLover06]

i love the voices at the start - even though they aren't real they're gr8 !!!!!!

[wabbitywascal]

im a dirty scouser and i live in sunderland but i dont have a monkeys hid,i have a pigs arsehole though.

[FTM2K9]

WTF LOL HAHA

[obiwanless]

all mackems are monkey bastards lolololol

with ya stadium of shite

[racey975]

canny funny

[FTM2K9]

LOL NEWCASTLE FANS MAKE ME LAUGH,

You are a Geordie,

An ugly Geordie,

You're only happy,

On giro day,

Your mum's out theiving

Your dad's drug dealing,

So please don't take my hubcaps away.

[KeanoWanksDogs]

wees keeys are theeees?

[sludgefingers]

Why are they talking Welsh?

[podedim]

any1 could write this doon.... at least the voices in the start.

[brezzaspennie]

me sister is a prostetue, me brother's stuck in jail, still, it coulda been worse, i coulda been born a mackem(8)

lovin the voices at the start, fuck off mackem inbred twats

[ashbrisc11]

not nufc fan or sunderland just found this funny

[JulieAnnEss]

Yanaaa wah it is reet am a geordie masel nd a dinar wah the point in gippin makems is tbh a think its sadd coz mosta the makems are cush hha got more crak then the geordies plus the toon is shytee (Y) SAFC all the wayy ayeeh (Y)

[xleesafcx]

how sad is this? fukin inbred geordie cunts. fukin beat yas 2-1 haha wankers

[MangekyouSasuke01]

as i say everytime u mite win the battle on the pitch but ull never win the war after the match when every mackem bastard like u gets his head kicked in, no offense to the normal sunderland fans who dont write shit like this prick everywhere

[bigalgeordie]

took u 30 yrs t do it hahahahahahah

[joshbrown2k8]

monkey shite u are just bolex nd u lot cant tekk it

[tuned2008]

you think you are world beaters after a match that you were lucky to win, you made mugs, dvd's and everthing about it, lol and they had ameobi written on them, shows how shite you are if you think that makes you great

[sodorsno1]

Hilarious!!!!!

[alreet75]

hahahaha sunderland get fucking mocked to bits on here like, and they still haven't found a decent reply you sad inbread makem cunts. weys keys are these.

[glennw1002]

ew daft cunt, 2-1 last time, 2-1 this time, wheres yer keegan you fucking laughing stock

[VegasBaz]

Ha Ha maybe king kevs gone looking for cowardly keano???? p.s chopra once a geordie always a geordie. ha ha ha ha ha

[joshbrown2k8]

u cracking jokes?

[t666cut]

Fuck you at least we have a beach and no Tynemouth isn't part of Newcastle.

[OrthodoxCorps]

NUFC SERBIA FAN CLUB!

[toonbabe]

DIRTY MACKEM SCUM

[beyethegreat]

unclemike

it doesnt matter where it is set it is a joke

[SUNDERLAD7T3]

And I would guess that there is EVEN MORE WAYS to make fun OF NEWCASTLE.

[ModIsGod123]

...

[UncleMikeNJ]

I still don't know what Thomas has to do with Sunderland. The show doesn't take place there, creator W.V. Awdry was from Hampshire, so why use the show to make fun of Sunderland... when there's plenty of other ways to do so?

[SteveBulmer]

FUCK YOU SUNDERLAND!

[SUNDERLAD7T3]

Get relEgated (note the CORRECT spelling)?

Go into administration?

Don't think so.

Liverpool for the League BTW (and maybe FA Cup).

[Gippa123]

Wheres Keano

Hes Left

Hope u Get Relagated and Go into Administration

[SUNDERLAD7T3]

Yes. And what was the score at the bridge today?

[SUNDERLAD7T3]

Whereas Chelsea fans are probably the most arrogant, big-headed etc. etc.

[Gippa123]

u cant beat bolton u sad fucker

[Gippa123]

i guess mackems are the dumbest surpporters in the world

[Safcfan73]

I am a sunderland fan, and it is quite funny. Well done. Pity about the derby this year like. Oh Well, I'm sure your lot will be fine. Mind you, you are up shit creek at the moment, we've had some shocking results recently and still we're above you. Maybe the tide has turned finally and the better team is finally showing it? Who knows? Anyway, I think this is quite funny, but only since we beat you 2-1. 2-1! we always win 2-1! we beat the scum 2-1. We beat the scum 2-1!

[Gippa123]

Shut up u cocky bastard

ever since the derby u have been cocky

we beat u 5-0 u dirty monkey bastard

[hardy549]

Draedful! Dirty Monkey Makems, and you know you are

hehehe

[Newcastleutd0001]

Newcastle to I die and you can never get a better team

[UncleMikeNJ]

I don't get it: What does Thomas the Tank Engine have to do with Sunderland?

[Berwick33]

I dont think NUFC supporters understand that saying Mackem from Sunderland is NO way offfencive. That is like me saying "Geordie from Newcastle"

Captain Obvious away.

[SUNDERLAD7T3]

I suppose this vid is quite appropriate in a way, for NUFC do seem to have "gone off the rails" quite a bit.

[Newcastleutd0001]

toon army are great and i will always support them

[Newcastleutd0001]

Newcastle is the better team by far

[SUNDERLAD7T3]

I'm sorry, but I can't really see the connection between Thomas The Tank Engine and the Mackem population.

Or is this just the latest Geordie attempt at something humourous?

Well not bad. But I think that a bit more imagination is called for next time.

[jordanissocoollike]

This is SO funni, even though my mam works in YMCA in sunderland, and I have a few friends from der

[UncleMikeNJ]

What did Thomas do to deserve being compared to Mackems?

[XDJADEBOWSERXD]

da makem skum wont win n.u.f.c again cos we are doing way better now after dat game cum on da magpies XD

[chavsaretwats]

thats the only good thing the mackems ave beatin us 2-1 go on some mackem hate songs and see thats all the say

[alleehen]

mackem fucking scumbags an go and lick the shit stains off me arse rim

[keysafcftm]

2-1 eh

[damanJFK]

we love sunderland we do,we love sunderland we do,we love sunderland we do, oh sunderland we love u, DO WE HECK DO WE SHITE WE LOVE THE BLACK AND WHITE

[jonnyfleming07]

Possibly the worst thing i have read :|

[johnallan965]

thucking mags die u dirty pigs in a gutter where u belong keegan bum likcers

[fen7731]

HAHAHAHA from Sunderland myself and this the cleverist thing to come out of Newcastle.

Well done boys.

WE BUILD BETTA SHIPS LIKE!!!!

[foggy691]

you can't be trusted to fit them out though, you mackem we takem

[fen7731]

Hehehe suppose thats the way although there all built by ZEE Germans and fecking frog eating surrender monkey frenchies!

[geordiekyle]

its cheese eating surrender monkies numbnuts

[fen7731]

Ease it up there fanny balls, I wasn't speaking to you.

[SUNDERLAD7T3]

Is that Dennis Wise's face on the front of "Thomas", or is it perhaps Mike Ashley??

[boogaloo9999]

ha ha quality

[bobslay12]

dirty fucking mackems!!!

[hurtful0]

geordies go die! :D

[CTA7T6]

I can't really see the link between Thomas The Tank Engine and Sunderland FC. Think perhaps it sums up the entire Geordie population - RATHER SAD.

Think that whoever did this vid should:

a.) Have a little word with themselves

b.) Get out the house a bit more

c.) Support a DECENT football team

[Daemaus]

a) Oh, I have words with myself all the time. It's rather worrying, actually.

b) I would if there were anywhere decent to go to.

c) But I don't support any football team, football's not my thing.

[Thesunderking]

I think and so do other sets of fans that we've signed better players than newcastle, they have no money and for next to nothing they've snapped up spiderman (no PL experience), and Danny Guthrie who hasn't made that many prem experiences.

Every player sunderland's got in his made 75+ PL appearances and are proven to be decent players at that level, we're going to be better than you. You don't even have a large squad and even then they're all injury prone, that's why keegan kept barton.

[CTA7T6]

Can you tell me:

a.) WHO IS Danny Guthrie?

b.) Where did he come from?

[CTA7T6]

Talking of "inbreds", I think that Joey "Jailbird/"Dick/d--khead Barton" is a good example of this particular breed.

[CTA7T6]

NUFC WILL ALWAYS beat Sunderland?? like they HAVE ALWAYS done so in the past?? I think not!!!!

[CTA7T6]

THE REAL MONKEYS' play at st james park ever two weeks.

[CTA7T6]

NUFC have ALWAYS hammered SAFC? 4-1 perhaps yes, but that is their biggest win over Sunderland for years. I would not exactly call 2-0 a hammering.

And NUFC are soon going to be winning trophies? How soon? In a couple of hundred years time perhaps??

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THEY WON A TROPHY OF CONSEQUENCE?

I make it the fairs cup back in 1969.

[CTA7T6]

I think that this guy needs

a.) to get some spelling/grammar lessons

b.) to learn the meaning of words such as  "inbred"

Before classing Sunderland as s--t, hold his prediction until October 25 and January 31, and THEN we will see who is REALLY S--T.

[Thesunderking]

Geordie scum

newcastle has a real bad overrated team with players living on their past reputations, some real bad chavvy places on the outskirts of the city too.

Newcastle to go down no money to spend, tiny squad, and SUPERSTAR Danny Guthrie lol.

[CTA7T6]

Things are tough all over? well the geordies should have first hand experience of that I would guess.

Think that they also need to learn to spell properly/use correct grammar, etc.

[CTA7T6]

Yes, I too p----d myself, COS THIS VID IS SO F-----G SAD

[flippG1977]

just 4 the record im a sunderland fan and 2 be honest i pissed myself.Maybe not being from suderland helps.never understood the 'wes keys r these keys' anyone care to explain without the abuse?

[CTA7T6]

No, totally wrong - I live in a rather posh semi, just outside Sunderland. Still, Pennywell (and Sunderland) ARE LIKE A PALACE compared to "the toon".

Looking forward to three points on October 25

[CTA7T6]

I wouldn't live in Newcastle, if it were the only habitable place left in this entire universe.

[rossyg99]

where do you live like fucking pennywell!!

[bbetashaxxx]

which ones henry and wich oes thomas

[CTA7T6]

What's Kevin Keegan's face doing on the front of that train??

[soddysniper]

this is mint die all mackems

[si122]

Geordie bastards.. geordie fuckin cunts

can you speak, can you fuckin shit,

Do u live in Newcastle, do u live in the toon

do u come from sunderland well fuckin doon.

[CTA7T6]

Can the Geordies shit??

No, cos they are all constipated.

[McMintaboi]

hahahahaha, its gr8 wen sum1 makes baby tv programs inta summit funny

[luffyiscool]

the most catchy hate song i've ever heard XD

[JackNYC81]

??????????

[geordietart]

yeah leachyboy but dirty mackems rhymes u knob and if yer r ganna call us geordies at least think of an original song ok yer dirty fuckin mackem

[Thesunderking]

wtf you geordie dog how does it rhyme???

"All geordie women are dogs" quoted by your former chairman fat fred!

[CTA7T6]

Well said!!!

[hitmansharpshooter]

here he is again monkey mackem sunderqueen cunt on newcastles supporters pages looking for all of them just to say shit because he has no life lives in a shithole and supports a shite team things are tough all over arnet they mate

[Thesunderking]

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

sunderland's not shit, and not a shithole either you gay cunt now leave me alone.

Plus we're getting better players in than you and will do better than you. Danny Guthrie lol quality signing you've got in him! haha

[hitmansharpshooter]

haha like who? your just coming up with more shit excuses, insults and keep denying that sunderlands what it is a shithole with a shit team who we could hammer any day and oh yeah while we're on signings who's that player we've signed oh yeah argentine gutierrez spiderman should be good in toon ey? and will you stop fucking coming on toon pages people will think an indbred piece of monkey shite mackem is a toon fan fuck off leave u alone u get off our pages and i will

[Thesunderking]

I am not an inbred or a monkey, and I am not denying anything but your biast opinion. I believe sunderland aren't shit and it isn't a shithole, simply because I am part of it you're not. I don't have to listen to what you're thinking about us, because its simple delusion.

At the same time Guiterrez is unproven in the prem, abroad players can do class and fail in that league. He had to buy out his contract to join you? wonder what means...

[hitmansharpshooter]

you are fucking inbred and monkey jeez just get off this toon page u stink ya mackem monkey turd take a bath and try winning trophies like we will be doing soon i'm not saying my team are best in world but neithers yours know you'll always be shit to us and we'll always beat ya

[hitmansharpshooter]

and as for Guiterrez footballs a funny old game very unpredictable he might do very well but as for statement for footie being unpredictable doesn't apply to u sad mackems you'll always be monkey shit

[CTA7T6]

Agreed. Newcastle is the REAL s--t hole. I wouldn't live there if it were the last habitable place on earth - and that IS SAYING SOMETHING.

Also, this video is totally sad. What the f--k has thomas the tank engine got to do with football?

whoever made it needs to get out the house a bit more - and a few more things aside.

[nufcdickaz]

y comment newcastle videos u mackem twat,,and newcastle is a much better city than sunderland,,sunderlkand is full of housing estates with a tiny shopping centre,,,realc cities r ment to have landmarks and big buildins u dosy twat so fuck of and celebrate the fact that yous arent the worst team any more u dosy git

[SUNDERLAD7T3]

I think "nufcdickaz" that you need some spelling/grammar lessons.

At least Mackems are educated/literate, and can string a decent sentence of English together, without having to include expletives every other word.

[keysafcftm]

we are miles better than you though

[willyd2k7]

fukin funny as fuck

dirty mackems!!!

[nufc4evaandy]

u right

[punkrock16forever]

WHAT do ya call a train that dont stop for you? THOMAS THE BAAAAAAAAAAASTARD.......

[RussellBrandsOtherH]

sunderland ok to live in

but pennywell is different thing al together its shit