30 things White people do that Black people don't

[TheOrangeDingoBear]

Comment. I'm making you money.

[lmontes3109]

some of those things sound like what normal good people do

[rayleigh8]

 WORK....

[shann985]

#21 and #15 and #7 had me lmfao

[orbust]

you forgot... have a job (which explains the getting up before 6 AM)

[loneli4eva]

explain eminem then..

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[Lamonltd]

Number 1 thing black people can't do...spell CHURCH in a video while trying to make fun of white people. LOL

[WeezyGiiirl]

White people don t take shower?? Ahhahhhh just marry goat lmfao

[MRZMORRISON16]

#8 cracked me UP! LOL!!!!!!!

[ChadHesdon]

That is funny as fuck, I love the irony, nah the best is "kiss their pets on the mouth"

[vtjak2]

My favorite one was "Vote... even for Obama".... WOW

[tristan2011ify]

You left out shower

[badgirl5812]

Hahahahahaha that cracked me up!!!

[2011ROFLCopter]

Im white and I dont even do half of those things!!! XD

[arma296]

Im black i do half those things.

[unclelance]

hahaha the one about flip flops is hilarious...not only because of the way he said it, but because it's so damn true!!! And cutting grass in the rain...my dad does stupid shit like that. ><

[705Moka]

Ignorant

[JohnSmith18989]

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[saksikasi]

I'm white and only thing of those I did was vote... Is this bad? Let me list some, from a white mans perspective; Watch exessive amounts of TV, worry about things, eat unhealthy, worry some more



[JessisOpinion]

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[JessisOpinion]

I do swim with sharks on a regular basis :)

[OOHZnaP]

Im white and i dont do any of those things. :P

[AddictedToYAOIDM]

This shit is fucking funny to me XD.

Like, half of dat shit is true.

I mean, black people don't answer no 1-800

cuz we know it's people tryin ta sell us shit XD,

[feMARIE614]

LMAO TAKE THAT WHITE PEOPLE!!

[MsStephaniegrace]

anyone else notice how terrified that dog was, it was like "wtf u kissing me for, u ain't white"

[Koga34]

I like cold chicken... lol.

[iluvme23k]

lol..Kinda offened..I put my daughter in time out, I did the polor bear swim, I have a trust fund set up for my daughter, I wake up before 6(gotta be to work at 5:15)...j/k I wasn't offended..He was being funny..Dnt understand the racist comments, everybody is entitle to their own opinion no matter how wrong it may be..!..!..!

[ak86210]

As many white people that comment and throw racial comments on most black peoples youtube comments, can't be mad at this sattire. Overall we comment way less or not at all on the theirs.

[masterchieftan827]

Sneff coak

[11skate4life]

I'm offended

[BugsGunny567]

I never wake up before 6:00

[hermosaa7Chika]

This video is For humor. I acually thought this was funny. And a little true.

[rudegyal321]

bungee jump, sky dive, wrestle alligators....white people are daredevils!:)

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

He's right...I do enjoy cold chicken...

[drassini]

Number one sniff coke... didnt a black celeb just die who was well known for being a coke hound lol

[teejanay]

@drassini but white people do it more .. JS

[Jazzmindless4rayray]

They From New Orleans!!! "Yers"

[kraftyzippokid]

That's what people do that have money you dumb uneducated nigger

[MrNicMachiavelli]

@kraftyzippokid your calling this guy racist names and talking about education? Another stupid white racist.

[TaeTaeBoogie]

ahahahh I DIED!!! this is funny af

[chadbrownboy]

asparagus, I can too spell it

[ArmandoBellagio]

It's obviously just being humourous. BTW drug addicts come in all colors

[skullandcrossbonekid]

Lol im white n i aint do nun o dis shit

[aliziyad49]

Why black people so angry why white people so crazy smfh

[DWarrior4]

Obviously meant for humor though there was very little in my opinion

[16purnellk]

@thegoodlifeonlybettr gurll bye don't hate bitchh I'm black and educated hoe

[nastimilxxb12]

I'm not racist. I think Black ppl are great. - I'd own one

[DWarrior4]

@nastimilxxb12 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[MrNicMachiavelli]

@nastimilxxb12 "I am not racist, I'd own one" hahah heard that dumb redneck joke when I was in highschool. Get some originality.

[sugarchocolatemint]

Alot of this is true though.....lol

[potterylady1]

LOL. I am Black and do some of those things. Cold chicken is good!

[potterylady1]

@jmwwd Good one but a lie though ;).

[bpc576]

he is just mad cause he is poor. half the things he said only white people do are things you would do if you went to high school....oooppss

[eastbayhwd1987]

Haha, funny list. I know a lot of black people who go to baseball games, though.

[nAtDiNoSaWr]

haha you know most of those things are good things so i guess you are a idiot

[soulja875]

Why when white people make fun of black people it's ok.but when we do it they get mad.I fell after slavery us blacks should have a national slap a white person day.lol o and you forgot this 1."o if u keep being bad you won't get a good doggy treat lol or it's ok my kid cursed me out, their just expressing their self.haha BLACK PRIDE!!!!

[520mrcoke]

@soulja875 word

[cvinsanity]

@soulja875 who the fuk do you know still alive that had slaves? that makes you fukin racist for wanting to slap a white person just to do it. black pride and hating white people are two different things. you need to re-evaluate yourself.

[ArmandoBellagio]

@soulja875 It's not okay though if a white comedian would make that in public. Whereas a black comedian can make fun of white folks like Eddie Griffin, Chris Rock etc.

[deathfucker1000]

White people can't peel bananas with their feet. ooo ooo ooo

[LaughinChocolate]

The racist who commented b4 me, ur a fucking idiot -.-

[potterylady1]

@thegoodlifeonlybettr What a lie. But it's cool because I know you're angry at the stuff he said :).

[KIDFRESH1592]

@thegoodlifeonlybettr are you mad.

[deezznts]

@thegoodlifeonlybettr Get the fuck outta here...you simple cowardly fuck.

[brainblast4207]

@thegoodlifeonlybettr I'm black and I go to school, an 8th grader with a 3.8

[JazzyBieber13]

@thegoodlifeonlybettr wtf i go to skool and work my ass of

[simscrazyfangirl]

@thegoodlifeonlybettr yes they do. im black i go to school and my parents go to work its only some gehtto people

[jachead]

This was hilarious. That #1 had me rolling.

[beautifulmollies]

Just a few words for ya. Go fuck yourself and have a nice day:)

[MrNicMachiavelli]

@beautifulmollies hey fuck you cracker. Yes I am white but I am going to bash you white people for cussing me out anyway. The DC Sniper was an exception. Just acknowledged you honkies have most of the worst psychos.

[yanogga21]

its cuz black people dont sniff coke...they smoke it

[Volcomstone062787]

This shit is perfect. A funny thing I noticed once. At least at my work. All the black people put their food in the microwave for 60 seconds(:60), white people put their stuff in for 1 minute(1:00).. again.. this is just what I noticed at work lol

[xxxboyerxxx]

to the angry white guy going through them funny as fuck.. to the black guys tht made the video kinda funny

[267jari]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO AT THE LAST THING HE SAIDD !!!!!!

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[bradstarforth]

Haha i don't know why people get so offended I'm white and I though it was funny

[nastimilxxb12]

6.You just proved black ppl can't spell. 5.black fathers have 12-15 children they don't know 4.Jay Leno only interviews famous ppl (think about that)

3.Black ppl don't care about their kids 2.Nobody marries goats besides middle eastens, that was retarded. 1.Black ppl only smoke weed (blunts) bc they can't afford coke.

[Aszofreshh]

@nastimilxxb12 DF. your going to Hell you RACIST PRICK . K bye ;

[nastimilxxb12]

@Aszofreshh -Why Are you getting so sore? Oh wait, It's bc Black people can say whatever they want about White people BUT If White people say ONE thing about a black person, we're the racists.You don't have to like me or what I said, but the fact remains that everything I said was pretty accurate (you said It yourself).You're black and didn't say anything about the jackass who made this video but you freak out bc of what I said... If anyone is the racist here I'd say It's you. =)

[nastimilxxb12]

12.Fried chicken, gritz, collard greens, watermelon, yams, and mac n cheese. no need for sloppy joes 11.Black ppl collect stamps, food stamps  10.The only cars black ppl wanna watch are the one's they wanna steal 9.Inner cities homes don't have yards 8.Black ppl know nothing about politics 7.You bread and fight pitbulls. ie Mike Vick

[Aszofreshh]

@nastimilxxb12 You know deff. don't know what your talking about .

[nastimilxxb12]

19.Black people never answer any calls 18..Black ppl only ride pimped out rides 17.black ppl can't be trusted. especially with money. 16.Black ppl only wear Jordans. 15.The newest Extenze commercial features a black guy. 14.Black people wake up t noon 13.Black ppl play basket ball. why attend a baseball game

[Aszofreshh]

@nastimilxxb12 Most of them things are right. Yet, I can be trusted and I drive a 2007 Nessan and its NOT tricked out. Oh and I wear Vans . .

[nastimilxxb12]

30. BET on sundays 29.Black people can't swim 28.You can't recycle cool-Aid 27.Black people are always late/show up whenever they feel. 26.Black ppl are runners, not climbers. 25.black ppl listen to any singer who's name begins with ''Lil''. 24.Black people eat chicken at any temp as long as it's fried. 23.again, Black ppl can't swim 22.Black ppl don't finish school. 21.You can't kiss a pitbull on the mouth. 20.Black people are computer illiterate.

[Aszofreshh]

@nastimilxxb12 Obviously, you don't know what your talking about. And before you start talking about people. Look at your spelling SMARTY.

[MrJoemidd]

what a crappy video... seriously racist...

[KrfNYC2]

Rule the free world.

[vgianera]

church* at least we're literate.

[goatmilk257]

haha all this stuff was good i thought they were gonna make fun of us

[poptartz18]

Hell....im black and I love me some sloppy joes. Haha!

[CarniTHC]

Why dont black people eat cold chicken?

[yoseobiex3]

but sloppy joes are awesome.. <3

[jorbar1551]

Fucking awesome

[Dan101986]

Sloppy Joes?? How the...that stuff is awesome.

[sbrashear321]

lol not bad

[t3ddies]

..

[dchung5]

lol, you forgot being all hype and emotional.. especially when they get dumped, lol

[MrNicMachiavelli]

White girls have a strange tendency to take photos of their toes. Black people also don't shoot up their schools. 

[xxxboyerxxx]

@MrNicMachiavelli cuz they dont go to school but they shoot up everything else

[MrNicMachiavelli]

@xxxboyerxxx black people, whether they go to school or not, are far less likely to commit mass murder. When white guys flip they are generally worse about it in terms of kill ratio. But if I wager what the background will be of the guy that kills the most people in the next 2 years I am going to pick a white guy enraged about his social status among other whites or some other grievance. Asians would be my second choice. Of course this excludes Islamic funamentalists.

[MrNicMachiavelli]

and I am white. I am not attacking white people, so don't cream your panties. But black people hardly corner the market on psychopaths.

[MrNicMachiavelli]

LOL I am white and I thought this was hysterical. I would add a few others.

[sourdeeznuts]

hilarious!! im a whiteboy with a sense of humor and half this shit if not more is true

[janaraekeys]

YOu know you don't get up before the crack of noon...

[MoncriefIsMe]

This had me laughing all the way through.

[KobaSoundsVideos]

This is still funnier than all those Shit People Say videos.

[KennyTheSupremeRuler]

Hatahz gonna hate.

[pistolpete667]

@LeeLee0930 well you're just one lame fuck

[pistolpete667]

You forgot a good one. Build bomb shelters

[csa2007]

LMAO THIS IS FUNNY ESPECIALLY #16....EVERY WHITE GIRL AT MY SCHOOL WEAR FLIP FLOPS YEAR ROUND & WHEN ITS COLD THEY WEAR THEM WITH SOME DAMN SHORTS & A HOODIE HAHA....I BE LIKE DAMN IS YOU HOT OR COLD SHIT

[gorhamkejamontae]

lol

[Suckmyleftnut95]

This wasn't even that funny. I personally think their voices were beyond annoying. White people do a lot of more weird shit than the 30 things they mentioned.

[cityslicker202]

whites buy, blacks steal, whites may do coke, but blacks smoke crack.

[2losersinl0ve]

Omg! LeeLee or whatever, I hope youre kidding, cuz no one cares. You're making yourself sound pretentious and full of shit. No one is supposed to take this video seriously. You came here on your own, watched it, and you have the audacity to yammer about your bachelor degree in freaking concert piano. Or whatever. You're preaching to the damn choir.

[Screamintatatots]

Have 2 admit its funny! You forgot cant jump though

[BaLLSuCceR]

lol

[EHTv98]

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This.

[00ChemoPigmy]

Lmao!!!

[CamilleAOPDG]

LOL it's kinda funny...it would be funnier if the things were more true though! Black people do a lot of those things too and some of the examples are kinda random

[Glockarmory17]

Are people really taking this video serious, relax

[LeeLee0930]

I really am appalled to view this video and comments. You are very ignorant and stupid if you entertain stereotypes and misconceptions, it truly shows your intelligence level. I am African American, I am educated, I do not use marijuana nor alcohol, I am a conservatory pianist, I listen to classical, gospel, and hip hop, not just hone genre of music Anand not afraid to admit it.

[guitar0nwheels]

ay nigga dont be dissin my goat

[desktorp]

Eat cold chicken and Paying for kids to go to college were my faves..

[KIDFRESH1592]

im black Ima never have to use extenze

[kandiman1224]

im white/mexican and some of these apply to Mexicans to lol all in good fun :D

[kddbb]

lol hahahaha so true!!!

[railcar123]

31) Work in electrical panels

32) Like cold weather

33) Swim in water that you cant see the bottom.

34) Like snakes

[gorillagang1000]

@railcar123 im black and i have my own own electric company,lame

[iOnlyFuckFatBitchz]

***REAL THINGS WHITE PEOPLE DO THAT BLACK FOLK DONT*** . CUT THEIR FINGERNAILS . RECYCLE . OWN A CAR THATS WORTH MORE THAN THEIR RIMS . WALK THEIR DOG . HAVE SEX WITH THEIR COUSINS . REFRAIN FROM USING THE PHRASE "LET ME GET A" WHEN ORDERING FOOD . HONK THEIR HORN AT YOU AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT . DRINK IMPORTED BEER . OPEN BANK ACCOUNTS . HAVE CHILDREN WITH ONLY 1 PERSON . WEAR TWO DIFFERENT COLORED SOCKS ON PURPOSE . VISIT CHINA . SAY THEY ARE GOING TO CURSE SOMEONE OUT AND NOT DO IT .

[griffyboy123]

i dont do not 1 of gay thinks u nobs

[DaniJCast]

Its true.... I love cold chicken

[TheJackblack429]

Top things black people do: Pat they head and smack there gum avoid their bills use up their 3 year old childs credit over use terms like "its real out here" Actually accept terms like "baby dadddy" purposefully miss spell and miss say words to sound cool When talking about a fellow white person, you make sure to include their race, as in: “That white dude is crazy.” or “That white bitch be a hoe.” Think white people that laugh at you are just haters Try to sound smart but never read...

[davidcharpentier1]

Hey wants wrong with extenze and trust funds and I'm black...lol

[yomama2713101609]

haha funny but.. weird && im indian!

[MrEasy12]

Cut Grass in the Rain....Collect Stamps Haha Thats funny

[Capt777harris]

Get this shit off my play list.

[2foodstamp]

Racist people, regardless of ethnicity are sub-human trash, shut the fuck up and concentrate on something that matters.

[FireBomberBassist]

Cold chicken. Mmm

[MrAmazingLady]

I like this.

[Capt777harris]

I don't get why these racially charged vids are starting to appear on my play list?

Why the hell are they popping up?

Go away.

[MrDetinate]

I hate white I think they have ugly pale skin no wonder nobe, of us blacks talk to them at our mostly black city school

[imabeast741]

#23 is true i aint heard of black people swimmin with sharks

[deanrps]

Ok i'm calmed the fuck down i was just pissed i just didn't wanna be called a racist just cause I said a few harmless things and can laugh when blackw make crazy observations about whites 

[clrunner3]

What happen to your 30 white people names video?

That video was funny as fuck.

[jackie826xx]

why is he trying to sound like the two boys who made the top 60 ghetto black names?

[KhemiKitty]

Lol at how this is trying to make fun of white people but has a billion typos..... smh

[deanrps]

If u think racism is wrong straight up or reverse dislike these dudes think only blacks can make fun of blacks if your white,you are a racist if u do I was cool til you wrote that stupid shit like does my black friend know i'm a racist WTF's wrong w u???????

[deanrps]

@deanrps I meant only blacks can make fun of whites

[deanrps]

Sorry but look at kilpatrick x mayor of Det classic example of a lazy black man in power,Tiger Woods proved himself 4 what he is,marrion Barry x mayor of DC OJ simson and u wanna cry"black kids aint got role models"look at yourself not many mid class black cuz wanting to look rich when its a front,be real,leave another coment saying my friend should punch me in the mouth i showed him this he thinks your NIGGERS,he's black ur a NIGGER!! i dont have a united caucasion college fund,parasites!!!

[deanrps]

u racist fuck y wouldn't u want to help your kid go to collage so they can blame whites for being financially fucked?you can post stereotypical shit and when cracker does it he's a racist you can't spell maybe you should get a J-O-B instead of get rich quick end up in prison ohh shit is that racist?bitch u don't know the meaning of racist,u will not survive long hating if i was there id punch u in your mouth and some of it was stupid(eating cold chicken)?????

[supersonicsaiyan1]

@deanrps calm the fuck down. it was a joke. this is youtube, not a debate room.

[wiL5onNn]

also asparagus is quite easy to spell even if he can't pronounce it correctly

[wiL5onNn]

he says pay for their kids to go to college like its a bad thing...

[xXGunzManiaxx]

Number 16 is Asians! not white people!

[nealkinevil]

flip flops white people call em thongs hahaha

[rockettransam911]

COLLECT STAMPS

lmao

[1212sweetgirl]

whites hire someone to kill their significant others....blacks kill their baby mama themselves.

[darknessviking1]

this is more insulting to black then it is whites

[Foxdude89]

@darknessviking1 Not to me. Not at all.

[SushiandLaLa]

im white and i likes me my fry chik n n kool-aid

[MrILiketosnowboard]

Dude I'm white. I laughed hardcore. All the white people on here getting butthurt need to chill out haha. We should really be over race by now anyways. We're stuck on this planet together, might as well get a long!

[pomoapple]

@MrILiketosnowboard You're amazing!! <3

[MrILiketosnowboard]

@pomoapple nah. Just trying to get along. Luke 10:27-28

[30samwright]

@MrILiketosnowboard Im with you my white brother! that was pretty funny. I mean the best way to get over race is to laugh at it..... plus you cant deny for some weird reason we do seem to love goats

[koolademan45]

Their*

[Pabz0r357]

I'm white. This shit is hillarious. Obviously it's not all true but there are some funny stereotypes in there of white people while there are many things in there that black people do to. Regardless... LOL

[nintendoftw237]

im mixed with black and white and i love asparugus! and i like to hike to lolz

[SCplusKC]

I'm black.

I do 12 of those things.

Am i 40% white?