AC Revelations: Ezio the minstrel sings his songs

[SliverRogue2012]

@EXAProduction HELL YEAH! They are even worse.

[Kizerlk07]

"I heard young Cesare, said he could not be killed by a man. So I tossed him up in the air, to see where he might land."

[SteinbrecherBack]

@Kizerlk07 The other one about Cesare is better...

[Kizerlk07]

"There once was a man called Duccio, a rat with lecherous taste. Whenever he would show himself, my fist would find his face."

[Dochirin]

I loved that part, but would have been 100 times better if some guy just passed by running like mad and violently pushed Ezio aside.

[AtoliHydra]

"a minstrel's song as they say, brings maidens by the score! but luck deserts me when I play, make hasten to the door!"

"I sing in Italiano, you understand no word! but my greek is non-existant and my turkish is absurd!"

I was roarin with laughter when I played this missionXD another reason to add to my list of reasons why I love EzioXD

[benknightprime]

Duccio, cesare, and lucrezia song were all hilarious

But the groin kicking one is the best

[visnicyi]

who has this song's lyrics?could someone post them there?thx a lot :p

[PianoDisneygal10]

I wonder how much Ubisoft had to pay Roger Craig Smith to do this. ;)

[braceforimpact93]

"Fair Lucrezia could not sate,

Her appetite for lovers.

But I suspect she would be fine,

With two or three more brothers."

EWWWWWW EZIO!!!!

[Chevan1709]

@braceforimpact93

Ow well, she still had 8 husbands (excluding Cesare ;)

[mmiiki]

the best mission in the history of gaming! :D

"cesare oh cesare the man of

great depravity taught himself

immortal till he had a date with gravity"

[02the1]

The duccio song and Cesare songs were the funniest I think

[SteampunkPyrate]

He's trolling -faints- lmfao

[AbsentInTheHead]

roflmao Ezio's just dissing everyone isn't he?

Probably in a foul mood 'cause of that ridiculous outfit! (Then again, I would be too.)

[hey01e5]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I STAND HERE, AND SING MY TIME I WASTE

BUT YOU WHO SIT AND SMILE AT ME, SINCERELY HAVE NO TASTE!

[Infinitez109]

Played this part just today. I couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous he looked (I mean cmon, he's an assassin.. the Mentore too), and his songs are pretty funny, I jsut kept spamming it to see what else he would sing xD

The Cesare song was pree cool. Went something like "So I threw him in the air to see where he would land" haha

[TigerMilitia]

The Lucrezia one was amazing.

[RanaElegante]

/watch?v=km0zSt6rb74

here Ezio sing in italian, not in english.

[MIKUfann]

This is so funny especially the one about Lucrezia lol

[SliverRogue2012]

A mission where you beat up the minstrels?

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME! :D

[70bellboy]

@SliverRogue2012 "Minstrels from Italia? I am going to enjoy this."

[00spiderwolfman]

@SliverRogue2012 indeed but mission or no mission in AC:brotherhood i still beat up minstrels

[TheDarkangel2710]

@00spiderwolfman so do I

but sometimes I kill them without getting caught

[EXAProduction]

@SliverRogue2012 now we need a mission to beat beggars and drunks

[ikefan0202]

@EXAProduction you get an achievement for beating up a specific drunk

[drunkasssteve]

I just got past that part earlier today. Funny as hell, I spent a good 5+ minutes doing exactly what you are doing.

[Chevan1709]

@drunkasssteve

yup, I love those horrible mistrel songs, even in ACII

[drunkasssteve]

@Chevan1709 Yeah, totally. But in this new one, at least two stuck out for me, since they reference prior games. The Cesare/gravity and the one about kicking a minstrel in the loins, and in a slightly earlier mission Ezio finds out he gets to beat up Italian minstrels. There's not much humor in AC, but the little things they put in there are pretty good. I'm really happy you're first or one of the first to put it up for us to relive it without replaying it.

[justthatdamnawesome]

@drunkasssteve haha, i did the same thing

[Pistonswitch]

Hey so i'm wondering... I beat the game last night right? and I want to go back into the animus and play old memories, however I can't because I can't get out of the looping credits >:/

[123hornygamer]

@Pistonswitch just w8 m8, juuuust w8

[KFCCLAN11]

Nice vid! ;)