Borat - S01E02 - US Etiquette

[Peacich]

there is a smell ...

it smell like a shit .

xD

[berto13579]

your in trouble george. HAHAHA

[sizzurp054]

it is coming.......put your hand close

[TehMw3Pwnzer]

4 with vagine :P

[ski4life19]

His intonation when he says it smells like shit is too funny

[NaturalBornHedonist]

"you are tiny he will crush you when you do the sex " looool

[NaturalBornHedonist]

"You're in trouble George " ... lol

[deejay007ification]

i tried in the kitchen evrywhere

[MrJobro1]

Hit 5 then 6 Its nice its a nice!

[lazimofo90]

Pat

[themaverickswon]

is this part of ali G?

[berek290]

it will be polite to prostitue ? Yes because this is how there do , my english is like Borat...

[lazimofo90]

The ghost of borat's wife disliked the video 5 times.

[OnbekendGHC]

AGGAGHAGAHAHAH I likeehh I likeehh, shaved pussy hahahah

[Dethstarz]

my sister is good, I know..hmm hahaha

[METALxHEAD8920]

i like, i like, i like a shaved pussy

[BismillahPL]

at 2:48 he said "na zdrowie" whaaaaat?

[borisrivas2929]

@BismillahPL no zdorovia, cheers in russian, actually in kazahstan some still speak russian because of the soviet union.

[BismillahPL]

@borisrivas2929 i like

[borisrivas2929]

@BismillahPL hi five

[CJRankz]

"It is Coming!" HAHA!!

[mrmrsharp]

0:41 this guy is just too funny

[Placebogsu83]

!0%.

[Jozusi]

You're tiny, he'll just CRUSH YOU and you do sex!! ahhahahahahahaha

[itsthearistocrat]

Do you like a porno?

[motorhead1995able]

it is comming hahaha

[jeenyusaut]

poor george...

[jeenyusaut]

i like 4:26

[jeenyusaut]

she is so fake

[abramo10]

hahaha look a george high five that shit!

[YouWiLLSeeMyChannel]

You're in trouble George, What an old fucking rat of a bitch. A bitch like that deserves no food, let her hunt for her self. haha

[fubar1808]

i can do a big putt! lol

[Krowsnose]

"I like a shaved pussy!" Probably made them uncomfortable as hell, haha.

[AirborneLRRP]

i like ah sham-pushey

[chowychow]

Lol George just stuffed food into his mouth

[chaplinfan101]

" it a smell like a shit", <---- thats the crying from laughter point

[paulo263]

Im in tears, this is just too funny!!

[liamskiner]

helen helen helen thats too much make up babe !!!

[CrYMachinima]

Thank you

You're welcome

Thank you

You're welcome

Thank you??

You're welcome

Err thank you?

[badboiii333]

We say a put, when you do a pat, when you sqeezay bad aye smell from the hole, holer.

[MiroslavKlose1]

my wife is dead, its not a problem i have a new wife, thats so funny !

[TheFeelin89]

i sqush you we you do sex. hahahaha

[nadine2k101]

what's the deal with Borat wanting to capture jews? 

[Macca1969]

@nadine2k101 He is trying to portray as if his country hates Jews. His way of being is reflective of that. When he describes Jewish people, he describes them in their most common stereotypes.

[vaq90]

do you like.. a porno?

[anneschoice]

He's so funny..

[aimee7575]

I miss that show

[wowowwiwa]

now i know why Kazakhstan wanted to sew him XD

[coltsuperocean10]

@wowowwiwa ...why would they want to sew him?

[Maxcaliberman]

How in the hell does he stay in character the whole time? I'd be crying laughing so damn hard!!

[FreeAlbums]

YOU are fat hahahahh and you are tiny ....... :D :D :D

[Rubycon99]

This has to be the most polite lady I've ever seen. Remember to tip your hooker!

[LongoDude1]

it is like a-doing it with my sister. rofl

[notToast]

HAHAHAHha she congratulates him like he's some sort of some mental retard just because he can sit on a chair and put his arms on the table

[ccaaaiiooo]

BORAT 2!

[Agent1W]

I thought the dinner table ppl were going along with Borat's humor without laughing uncontrollably!

[gyped]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

[bharadwaj25]

i beg u pardon me !!!

[Joey6131986]

you are a fat, and you are a tiny. he will squash you, when you do a sex.LOL

[ThomasA92]

"You want to talk about pleasant things..."

"My wife is dead."

[tlstark96]

i laughed so hard when he said it smell like a shit lol

[Lippreader]

tip the prostitutes

[michaelgfox1240]

how does he do all that stuff? he is so brave!

[charmannder1998]

do you like porno, it nice!

[WhyYouStealMyName]

lol he will squash you!

[Akourmadas]

borat was definitely drunk!

[IRANisPERSIA1]

i love borat,,i would pay 500 dallors for borat 2

[tommasko]

there is a smell...it smel like a shit... hahah

[1ockedand1oaded]

0:51 awe that's brilliant! she knows regional rates! that isn't strange or anything.

[germas369]

My wife is dead, but is no problem i got a new one! ROFL LMFAO!

[harvey674]

Well, ten percent is good for a prostitute; does she know this from personal experience? HAHAHAHA

[cuttiemoody97]

@snookit93 the tiny woman and fat man did

[makaveli237]

haha do you like porno? .. no he says....... yeah right !

[largeandnuts]

you are eh fat, he is eh fat, your eh tiny, i vill squash you ! borat kills me

[LyonLac]

i likie i likie shavy pussy

[wendus93]

I have one! It is coming!

[Sputnik1in1957]

The Lady: "There is also wonderful flowers..."

Borat interrupting: "I can do big putt!!! You want I try?"

Priceless! hahaha

[rud8420]

I like shaved pussy!!!

[ShadowoOfBlood]

@rud8420

It not cause khrum to get tangled in vagine.

[tiewebb]

he has some balls to carry this out,too far is not enough!

[hayesy25]

Should you be polite to prostetute?

[RiquelminhoUK]

It smell like a shit.

[MrRoryTV]

randomly comes out with "MY WIFE IS DEAD" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DivinationNaira]

Wish to see Borat in one of Woody Allen's movie or in Frasier episode

[pactallon]

haha best scene 1.12 - 1.26 Thank youuuu

[Flipper79able]

Beautiful.....it was so beautiful I was crying.

[gh4pwner]

lmao, i almost had a heart attack when he says my wife is dead out of no where XD

[dclogik]

How does he do it, how can he turn a simple conversation about etiquette into 'tipping a prostitute' in seconds.

[themplskid]

"There is a smell"

"I disag"-

"it a smell like sheet"

LoL I don't know why people are so uptight I would laugh my ass off if he came to my house for dinner and then I would invite him back and tell him to bring his sister lol

[snooki93]

@themplskid the people who were having dinner with Borat didn't have a sense of humour and were self important

[iammishahearmeroar]

@snooki93 More like people who didn't like it when a guy who swore like a drunk sailor broke up a fancy dinner?

[themplskid]

"There is a smell"

"I disag"-

"it a smell like sheet"

LoL I don't know why people are so uptight I would laugh my ass off if he came to my house for dinner and then I would invite him back

[shredder1111]

You're in trouble George :D

[zombiekid16]

funniest one for me!

outragerously funny !

[xraidedlok]

he probably ruined all their proper train of thought ahahahah

[911ShikoX]

ROLF did he say can i get my sister US&A to stay here with you :D and women waved to the othere dude NO with here head lol

[MsTommyknocker]

Last night i had sex. lol

[OdiseyThe]

its no problem i have a new wife

[rafa16bart]

hi fiiiive xD

[streetkid2k7]

You are in trouble George!

[niithaiiziithah1]

haha i can do a pot , borat don't do it

it's coming!

look put your hand xD omg this is freaking hilarious

[niithaiiziithah1]

you're in trouble george!! LOL

[zarifbest]

whats the name of the song at 2:24?

[smartanu18]

loved 4:57

ROFL

[killieboy93]

gambia, love it!!!!!!

[soarcise]

will you teach me, please, how to be... a menace?

[beckkz1]

za zdoroviye)))))))

in America we don't discuss it))))))))

she can stay with you?-i know the answer for that))))))))

put your hand close)))

thanks Sasha -very funny

[wrldeye12]

thankyou, Heelen lol!

[xxScarlettZombiexx]

'Does he squash you when you do sex ?' XD

[superustipak]

look at you, you are sitting with such nice posture!

-Thank You........Helen

for me, the best part

[tawtjohn]

100%

[grandcracker1212]

the best part has to be "i lika shaved pussy" he says it like a little kid and he says it at the dinner table! xD

[unitim]

Love classic Borat.

[jayden2595]

LOL "but she was nice HIGH FIVE!"

gosh sasha baren cohen is SO funny!

[tagvendorfi]

there is a smell. loooooooooooooool

[FlankerVT]

There is a smell....it smell like a shit...

[KSIc306]

my new wife is very nice xD

[hitomidoaxbv]

ur in trouble george =)). Poor him

[michalus]

yes couse she gets horny lol

[reaper2ooX]

this is one of the funniest ones, i can't breathe xD

[reggyray]

The apprehension in his voice as he says "it is like a-doing it with my sister", is priceless.

[YoutoobSam]

6:40 - It is coming.

(Fart)

[sacredhuhu]

ur in trouble geoge...LOL george's sleeping on the couch tonight hahahaa

[UJS8X]

"In America we don't discuss that..."

But she was-a NICE! High five!

[Fulgeron]

6:28 Borat doesn't let the woman participate in the talk lol

[vygis11]

my sister is prostitute she's good i know :D

[kpmadmax]

but she was ah nice. HIGH 5!!

[chevelle666]

last nitee a aye had a sexx

[volamsadebil]

nah this wasnt very funny

[DandyDubber]

Ita smell like a shit lmao

[DandyDubber]

High 5 lol

[asmodeusgc]

i like a shaved pussy...hahahaha

[fairypenguin222]

OMG the guy is awsome but also disgusting LOL!!!

[xrlk72]

he has the same talk for the formal dinner skits. he says "my wife is dead but i have a new wife" and also "last night i have a sex." its funny as shit though to watch the reactions

[melancio]

you're a fat

you're tiny

he smash you when you do a sex

:D

[jward08]

way to much

[raymangame]

How he gets the gatherings set up?

[SamDorman92]

there is a smell , a smell like a shit hahahah

[1cme1]

LMAO

hmm i wonder how she knows how much a prostitute makes in tips... on second thought, no i dont.

[uniwork88]

I can do a big put!

[markishatheplayer]

it is coming... and the guy says we are waiting hahhahahhahahhahhha

[speedfreak18ish]

4:40 lmao

[Tinkwi]

I like it ... I like a shaved pussy ... lol

[mikexlong]

"you're in trouble george" LMAO

[Paszczet115]

This stuff is 10 times as funny as his film....to make a patt..= )

[notToast]

lol 6:20 woman try to speak

[Cheatmaster22]

YOURE IN TROUBLE GEORGE XD

[ArmeniaN897]

My sister shes a uhh, prostitute?

[123ThisIzMe]

I love the way he can take the p*** out of anyone and any situation. But this is a bit over the top ...

I find the english version of this sketch a lot more funny -

[dradfromthebu]

This is English dumbass.

[123ThisIzMe]

Check things out before you fire your 'dumbass-keyboard bullets' at my comment !

This is the version that was done in the US. There is a very similar one that was done in the England, which I refer to as the 'english version' !

[LandonC33]

This is English you retard.

[123ThisIzMe]

And same to you. Check things out before you comment !

This was filmed in the US. There is another one that was filmed in England. That's what I meant with 'english version' . The clip I refer to is: 'Borat learns to dine' and it was uploaded by 'chaoscauser91'

( you look a right dimwit the way you repeat someone else's stupid reply)

[LandonC33]

Version does not mean a totally different object. It means the same object with modifications. This is not the same material done in America.

Hence why programmers release Version 1.0, 1.1, etc. They dont make one modification and call it 2.0

[logansGT]

Hilarious stuff.....and not one of those gutless weasels told Borat to STFU.

[front331]

that george storman is straight up pimpin. hes trying to cheat on his wife with borat sister

[Bohsocks]

"What you want to think about is... pleasant things,"

"My wife she is dead"

lmao

[chookter1]

There is a smell, like shit.

Great stuff.

[BlakeC94]

true genius.

[terran236]

lol in the USA we do discuss sex, well now days people are more open.

[sypris1001]

haha you are tiny... squash you when you do sex

[hunter017]

"I like-aaa, i like a shave-pussy."

XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[Giulianeo]

You are in trouble George hahahahahahahaha

[youa2adi]

youre in trouble george :D :D

[staptry]

INCEST is WINCEST.

[MolkoxLewd]

He will squash you when you do the sex!

xDD

[yonimiller]

His high-5 shtick kills me everytime

[equirnam]

LOL it smell like a shyt!!