Good Eats S5E2P1: Oat Cuisine

[licho3440]

Im eating oatmeal right now......Haha

[Wallace01]

I rather dislike the implication that Scottish folk cannot count. I posit to this otherwise fantatsic show that one of the most celebrated mathematicians of all time James Clerk Maxwell (fellow who, in 1896, mathematically derived the speed of light from his own four equations of electromagnetism and was about .05% high of the modern value) was Scottish.

[missbeatrix1]

@Wallace01

It's supposed to be a parody on the Ancient Celts of Scotland, not on the modern-day Scottish. But I do agree, he was treading some dangerous waters with that one!

[marshmellow506]

@Wallace01 I think the implication was that the character couldn't count. I also think you're reading way too much into it.

[junejuneyeo]

i love it when they give it a ken and barbie explanation! =D funny..

[dphd247]

I love the new set. I wish I had a kitchen like it.

[suziamazon]

aii I am making some haggis amorroa ... and if de old man he don't like it then he gets the back of me hand aii!?

[jemremyc]

9:14 Was that a semen joke?

[yolo22]

@jemremyc lol,no. it was a culinary joke.

[Arkenarge]

its 2 am in the morning and i went downstairs to make myself a bowl of oatmeal :D

[cookiesluvkreme]

In the 10th Anniversary variety show AB said that the set was built next to a yellow jacket nest... and since they're wearing kilts... LOL

[horseluver758]

hehe this is where i ride at (:

[horseluver758]

@horseluver758 the barn it was filmed at, i mean (:

[zionphoenix001]

Soooo...salt is Biff Tanner?

[Irishqueen88]

is this the 1st episode in the new kitchen?

[epbski]

I love the horse in the first scene.

[chance1190]

tooo many onions!!! smack

[PicklesParodyPalace]

think of me pooping while eating.

~V

[BenjaminTLaing]

I'd like to get together and make a nice thick liquid---

Fantastic

[sugarcaffeine4blood]

eating steelcut oats as I'm watching

[Spiray]

The Good Eats theme on bagpipe!! Cool!

[computergamer888]

Love the "Mr. Ed" refrance in the begining Lol

[Kawiia17]

TOO MANY ONIONS! *smash*

[eddievhfan1984]

Is it weird if I can hear the difference between the dub and live audio, like at 9:43?

[missbeatrix1]

I LOVE his face at 4:59!

[0HippyHunter0]

he brought Deb back! 

[KassurinReiChan]

Scotch Alton can't count. <3

[MooseOfReason]

"... so that he and water can get together and make a nice, thick liquid."

Lol. Damn, Alton.

[MooseOfReason]

Alton sounded more Aussie than Irish.

[missbeatrix1]

@MooseOfReason

Actually, he's supposed to be Scottish.

[jstnhnh]

The horse sounds like Michael Jackson.

[SimuLord]

Alton teases the horse in the opening minute. Feeds it some oats then leads him away as soon as it's time to roll the "Good Eats".

[gr8fzy1]

Too many unions! *Whap*

[Goldenrod636]

I like the deep not better.

[mallrat407]

I have that Barbie, still have and I am 21 lol!

[crisscross1985]

is it just me or does alton's scottish sound a big like austrian? lol

[ifightaliens]

Pentosans want to break out of that oat so he and water can get together and make a niiiiiice thick liquid.

[Paint9880]

aww casey was so cute wen he was young... i miss him

[FiklPikl]

3:24

anyone else think that alton kinda looks like Garth in Wayne's World?

[HoodaThunket]

@FiklPikl ummm, how about nooooo

[Peblebrook45]

Pinhead Oats ... Haha! Okay Bill-O'rilley!

[livelaughlove79318]

ahhh...i ride there:) was he riding casey?

[KittyCat1279]

i ride at the barn he's at!!

[jomomma193]

gotta do some SQUATZ

[peacekid]

SQUATZ

OATZ

[VergetenPareltjes]

@peacekid I see /fit/ is here, haha

[gmaellex]

OH GOD I WANT SOME OATZ

[heyawhaw]

Agreed! It's great to have a little kitchen lab show right in your computer, and sooooo much more rewarding than seeing some pale character DIY chef chopping onions for 5 minutes!

But I'm a little curious about Alton's idea of where the center is placed ... check 8:38 ; )

[cliveandjan]

what a great show!!! All of the interesting detail which I crave when we are led through the 'how' while we are skipped around the 'why' of cooking and eating. Thanks!

[jeygifford]

First episode in the ill-fated new kitchen!!!

Sidenote: Worst Scottish accent ever AB!... :)

[GrenMoyo]

LOL Ode to Haggis... OR YOU'LL GET THE BACK O ME HAND!!!!

TO MANY ONIONS!

[iFUXs]

stop copying alton brown asshole

[again2021]

Salt is such a jerk!!! X(

[SasukeFreak]

lol

[SasukeFreak]

nice thick liquid *cough* >.>'

[guitareuro]

lol

[SheaBierman]

I love Good Eats. I love oatmeal. I love this. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[kwaniesiam]

Oatmeal is the stuff of the gods. I love me some steel cut gruel...

[meechellekimms]

dont be shy..DONT BE SHY!

TOO MANY ONIONS!

i love alton brown!~

[khesed]

You love him or YOU'LL GET THE BACK OF ME HAND!!!

[johangolden]

MUCH appreciated. I love oats!

[rayandkerri]

The accent seems to be a cross between Braveheart and Ah-Nold...LMAO!

[Wiegieboard]

He created a new accent! Not like any accent I've ever heard before. Love the show, hailing from Scotland.

[sessionfiddler]

Alton MacSchwarzenager

[Musthunt5]

at 9:42 there's a cut in the audio, /conspiracy theory

[mdhofstee]

First show in the Producers or Directors house. YEAH! Too bad the neighboors got mad and uhm made them go to the studio.

[thesandman93]

lmao did u guys see the video response posted its so stupid but kinda funny, great vid by the way

[mitsukl]

I dont know why but I always felt like horses were most likely to talk and I wouldnt be surprised. LOL

[StormValleyStables]

lol me too! hahaha and its not cause i like them either! Mr. Ed has brainwashed the universe!

[poker720]

alton is the funniest man ever!

[waddleduckie1]

I am such a fan of Alton Brown and his Good Eats show. He makes science so yummy!

[wannabgothboi]

does anyone know what he said in the irish accent in the begginging?

[Beatle1107]

It was Scottish, not Irish.

[ebwarg]

"Aye, which is why in England you raise fine horses while in Scotland we raise fine people."

[yamibakurasfangirl]

LOL, haggis!!

I love this show, it's so funny!!^^

[dodgerdodgerbubodger]

"OR YOU'LL GET THE BACK OF MY HAND!"

[ellotreacle52]

Towards the end of the haggis bit, he sounded really Austrailian..!

I love this programme!!

[mauserman3]

Just watch out for the Pirates of Pentosans! lol

[LadyLuck1337]

I'm baking oatmeal cookies. lmao. Weird. I just stumbled across this when I stuffed 'em in the oven.

[fingersk8r123]

"dont be afraid of the bubbles, bubbles are good" lololololololol

[SmagnoDOTcom]

HAHA Oh wow who said '30 minutes' at 9:43? It's so cheap it's hilarious

[aowarashi]

haha the scotsman said "thusly"

[AJMWriter]

Gotta love ol' A.B.!! =)

Uhmmm...is it just me, or does his Scotsman sound more like Arnie Schwarzenegger than Sean Connery? =)

[GreenManalichi]

LMAO...I thought the same thing about Awnold

[w0033944]

Apologies to AJMWriter - I wanted to click "Reply" and hit "Spam" instead.

I agree about Arnold. I'm English with Scottish ancestry and it was rubbish. It ended up more Aussie than anything else.

[crapadarappa]

"dont be shy. DONT BE SHY!!!!" TOO MANY ONIONS!

lol

[AinokeA365]

i don't like oatmeal but now that i've seen this, my point of view of it has totally changed. i love it now!

[aznxmitsuko]

i'm eating instant oatmeal while watching this... the shame i bring upon myself.. -_-;;

[JonnieZombie]

Repent your culinary sins! There's still time to change your ways.

[Hamlette69]

AHH! talking horse!!

When it comes to a lot of things, Brown is Good...

[booglegoog]

lulz i was eating oat meal while watching dis xD

[dartrinton]

i got a pot of steel cut oats soaking for tommorow morning, best stuff ever. PAss the butter and brown sugar. yum

[bestiaccia]

Very good!

[MetalisMyName66]

"make sure you watch out for skin and grissle, OR ELSE YOU GET THE BACK OF MY HAND!" ROFLMAO

[beckster02]

His accent is a curious mixture of Scottish and Schwarzeneggerish, and occasionally crosses over into Crocodile-hunterish. :-)

[47f0]

"You've no idea how hard it is to find good culinary help in Scotland." I'm sure Gordon Ramsay got a chuckle from that.

[dmdslayer]

You know, it's sad, haggis is tasty.

[hamsterlover0220]

BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cofaidh]

I like this episode, though there's a couple of other Scot's recipes he could have thrown in, such as skirlie and, of course, oatcakes.

[kurtdyoung]

im eating oatmeal right now......its just plain ol oats tho, so i added some coffie and just a tad bit of creamer, its quite nice

[Phrozenbot]

And what salt wants, salt gets! lmbo :O

[live2bme]

people are so mean !!!!!!!!!!!

[heathnugget]

that accent is so funny! haha. its so cute!

[zeldarooles]

"So he and water can make a nice thick liquid"

0_o

[SasukeFreak]

pervert!

[takadi]

LOLLL

[Visionism]

The thing that makes me laugh is that people who go "Ew, haggis is disgusting" will quite happily eat hotdogs, which are essentially the same thing except the sheep's stomach is replaced with pig intestines. (for "natural casing" dogs) Oh and if you buy cheap hot dogs, the great tasting nutritious oats are replaced a lot of the time with sawdust. Enjoy!

One more thing. He really needs to never ever do that accent again. Really.

[polarbear011]

You're right, except natural casing hot dogs use sheep's intestines (not pig's).

[judyb1169]

Very!

[terpanese]

i dk ill try haggis though, god is better ab is awesome evrything i know about food i owe to him

[dartrinton]

oh man, steel cut oats are acutally pretty good. Much tastier than the instant oatmeal His recipe is very good as well, ive had it a few times.

[rpm2004]

I eat oatmeal everyday,yay for regularity!

[dartrinton]

thanks for uploading this episode, your the best man

[bria5544]

That haggis bit was funny, but I'm still not eatin it.

[deathbunni]

that is acutally some of the best parts of the animal

[zatousagi]

Alton Brown is the best and if you dont agree then YOU'LL GET THE BACK OF MY HAND!!!

[RainOnTheWindow]

=D Alton Brown=Awesome

[Sanclestia]

Alton Brown = Awesomer than GOD!

[LikeTheHat]

That's blasphemous ... but I like it!

[PoisontheHoney]

Alton Brown = IS god.

[Sanclestia]

Why yes, yes he IS! Sorry I got it wrong! ::giggling:: &hearts;

[Sanclestia]

::giggling::

[EntertainMeTV]

No. LiketheHat=Awesomer than GOD

[MetalisMyName66]

thats a joke right, if so LMAO