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  • Crit-fisher! :D

  • Yeah but can you tumble ... I didn't think so

  • Critical range from 14-20? She's invincible!

  • is gamers 3 coming out? I WANNA KNOW! i study dnd and i have like 10 books and im in 4 different campaigns....and im 12.....

  • Please understand that the horny bard doesn't represent us.

  • Too bad I don't know anyone that plays DnD...

  • What are you doing!? Where did you get that tomato?

    Hello, I am a Bard.

    LOL

  • Ive got your GOB GOB

  • That sorceress gives transvestites a bad name...

  • Love the final fantasy victory theme

  • Genius

  • "Waffle... Total Waffle."

    

  • " please understand, the Horny Barnd does not represent us!" xDD i pissed myself when i heared that.

  • I seriously find it awesome how Johanna's character is the type of character I make/use in RPG'ies. XD

  • She took a vow of celibacy!!! *1 minute later; Adjusts hat and High-Fives*

  • That lady's the best Fighter I've ever seen, despite no STR bonus...

  • loving the final fantasy parody battle music in this and silence's comment at the end. " yea.. but can u tumble" pricless

  • How much expierence do I get from the farmer?

    LOL!

  • @sirAthrus i would have asked if i get experience for banging the priestess...

    and the stat boosts of the farmers boots...and if his flesh can be used as spell components...

  • wait... the hierophant totes looks like JD from Scrubs!

  • @aragorn1780 So it's not just me then? Good to know. The Heirophant even looks like he's about to burst into a dream sequence when he greets them.

  • If I post a link to the movie will something bad happen?

  • glad I saw all of them before they were removed x)

    

  • Okay, so I read the description.

    Why didn't they simply just issue a Copywrite takedown against you?

    Or are they actually reasonable? If they are, then why?

  • My character is a hybrid bard, deals loads of damage, i can assure you, he doesn't die :P

  • there's a version in english with spanish subtitles up on youtube, check the sidebar, you can still watch the whole thing as long as yr not too bothered by little words at the bottom.

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  • So I can't watch the next part of the movie because it's blocked.... And I can't buy it because is is not on the website. Fucking awesome...

  • @deadhead0000 When all else fails, Try Amazon- search- The Gamers: Dorkness Rising

  • final fantasy music when they end the battle lol

  • "That's who takes improved initiative!" anybody else see a nerd t-shirt that says that and a pile of dead goblins on the back?

  • I really wish I could get a critical on 13-20...

  • Uhhh... Part 4 is a private video, is there a reason to that? Like the first 3 being only a trailer or something? Or do you have to subscribe or something?

  • @GalaxyGuy12 Read the discription.

  • "Please understand, the horny bard does not represent us."

    There's a t-shirt in that!

  • He was talking about - there was a hell-gate in one of these things!

  • -Fantasy- Medieval Europe, Goblins do exist.

  • The final fantasy victory theme in the end... I lol'd.

  • Is her character realistic? can you do that in 3, or 3.5? I have Pathfinder and don't see any of what she mentioned.

  • @Pgaither84 pathfinder is 3.5.

    In theory you could in 3. Idk how effective it would Be :/ I know for a FACT you can do it in savage worlds.

  • @Nejihygo i know it's 3.5

    I just never played 3.5 Also I never found any of those terms in my Pathfinder book. It would be an interesting character to try.

  • Ok where do you watch part 4? this is bs.

  • "FRILL"

    LMAO

  • he's wearing a munchkin shirt. I get it.

  • I'm sad that they took the rest down :(

  • *winning dance*

    "that is who takes improved initiative!"

    "yeah but can you tumble?"

    Epic :)

  • @Timonze5022

    The fighter laughs now, but when the Monk prestiges into Drunken Master with that Tumble skill we'll see who's laughing...

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  • I like that reference of the music in battle to final fantasy 4´s battle theme^^

  • How much experience do I get for the Farmer??? lol

  • How much experience do I get for the Farmer ? lol

  • Final Fantasy Fanfare at 9:40...love it

  • ok besides that 4 through11 are private but it looks to me that the sorceress  looks like a chick in the 2nd vid but than it's actually looks like a dude in the 3rd.

  • ok this is making me mad but why are video's 4 to 11 private?

  • @tallwarrior116

    Because the producers are cunts.

  • No. I take it back. They are not cunts, they are excellent folks- though I feel they are acting a bit cuntish.

    It's one thing to keep your videos private. It's not cool to tease prospective fans with a few parts of your oeuvre and then mark the rest private. That is a rotten thing to do.

    By all means post trailers and teasers. Don't mess with your potential customers like this.

    It's just stupid.

  • LMAO I hate when my party members do things like that that get us killed. Like waking a SLEEPING BEAR!!! Why would you do that?

  • "A goblin of the moon you say?" "Indeed I do." "Well how do you worship a god of the moon?" "Ah, with my cute little tushie - An offering!" XD

  • Wild Fire Mages... They just make a good DnD story a great DnD story...

  • i would have loved to be in this movie...

  • yep now i hate it

  • I like how the girl sort of gets the idea of the game, while the others don't.

  • @mercyharding

    hey girl players are smarter and knows where there going... while the guys just go out and kick ass like we are suppose to do... so mostly id have a girl player to lead the guild.

  • @studioarts100 I'd have to say I am more of the 'leader' of our little group. My character is also the only girl in the group. I do love kicking ass though, and my character loves to fight, but because I'm more into the roleplay factor than most of the group, bar our DM who is amazing, my character is viewed as the leader, even though she isn't the smartest or wisest of the group.

  • @mercyharding

    cool :D

    u know after watching this i want to play Dungeons and Dragons

  • @mercyharding In our campaigns we really don't have a leader. We roleplay well, but whenever someone starts leading, decalring it or not, they tend to end up very dead very fast.

  • @Nejihygo My character is the reluctant leader. Whenever a decision is pushed on her she gets very annoyed, and makes a point to get everyone's opinions before making a decision. I think she's the leader because the guys in the party just want treasure and to eventually save the universe, and don't care how it happens, while my character has her own personal agenda.

  • @mercyharding um...right. Saving the universe.... Well i guess out of our twenty person group, its 50/50 on the people who are pillaging vs saving. Our next campaign is two parties, villians vs heroes.

  • @mercyharding lol you dont understand the reason why i love this movie is because thats exactly how me and my friends play lol but i get waht you mean :)

  • Part four.. the spell goes off and kills the bard...again. XD

  • FUCK

  • So theres no part 4? sadness

  • I like therin's song ^^

  • LOL... "Yeah, but can you tumble?"

  • I think they followed my old gaming group around for this story.

  • Never played any D&D or world of warcraft... closest I've come is FF and Might and Magic (Clouds of Xeen baby!)... so I'm kind of a fringer here. But damn. That's sum funny shit. Laughed Long and Loud at "how many exp points for the farmer?" Thank you for bringing some mirth into my otherwise frustrating day!

  • @GaryHasGone what is red dwarf, and what did he say?

  • 9:39 Lawl final fantaisy song victory battle XD

  • thumbs up if you heard the final fantasy victory fanfare after the battle!

  • @Valtharr you earn a thumbs down for trolling for thumbs up, but i did hear the tune.

  • @Valtharr It's not just the victory fanfare. The music during the entire battle is a remix of the FFIV boss battle theme.

  • as a dm, which most of you dm's out there would agree with. thats when you'd get thrown in jail lol. too bad, now try and escape a cell with a magical ward :P

  • "how do you worship a god of the moon?" THEN I saw it coming XD

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  • @akshin1556 don't talk about the end of the movie in part 3...

  • @greengrendel Sorry about that. I've removed the comments.

    Eh, it's just as well. Nobody seemed interested in what I had to say, anyway.

  • "how much experience do I get for the farmer?" Haha, that's great!

  • My favorite line of this movie is "There so angry!" then the Paladin says "Oh I wonder why we only farted on God" XD

  • I've got your god-dong.

  • 9:40 DId I hear the final fantasy theme?

  • @JQ377 Yup, you did.^^

  • Did'nt know there were goblins in medieval Europe.

  • @KingNothing1082094 How could you not know?!?!?!?!?!

  • @KingNothing1082094 Western fantasy. Not Western historical.

  • @KingNothing1082094 and I didn't know there where blond chicks who cast fire spells smart ass but maybe that's because it's a fantasy medieval europe setting and, you know, A GAME!!!

  • @KingNothing1082094 No, and didn't he say it was an all-human-campaign?

  • @StakkelsJimm He meant all human Characters. Its pretty common for newbie gm's to call to avoid arguments of racial bonus's and such. I was playing one the other day and the final boss was a demon. oh and a mini boss zombie.

  • @KingNothing1082094 Well, not anymore :P

  • @KingNothing1082094 Where you there? :P

  • @KingNothing1082094 aparently there are goblins in mideval europe, when there are only humans in the game...apparently goblins are humans...

  • move to assist Daffny...

    twice

  • "If this is about that farmer, I totally thought he was a demon"

  • Hm, the horny bard is quite the spoony bard, wouldn't you say?

  • It's Doctor Dorian! :-D

  • why cant i see the rest these are excellent video do i have to subscribe to them?

  • @perfectgamers

    Buy the DVD and support the great company that made the movie so they can make more!

    :)

  • "What's your crit range?"

    "13-20. Without bonuses."

    "Holy crap and christ!"

  • @Harbecht "Critical! Critical! Five foot step!"

  • next parts

  • Is part 4 supposed to work or is that the end of the free viewing? Great job anyway!:)

  • @cyberheavy1000 found next parts:D

  • @cyberheavy1000

    just take the Ita Sub part 4 - and go on with that ^^

  • "Where did you get that tomato ?.... Hello im a Bard!" LoL :P

  • No wonder the bard sucks at fighting. He put all his stats into seducing women.

  • @MageinMead bard anyway sucks in fighting (except one subclass).

  • lol, "I have your gob-dong."

  • Wait... solid light? That makes no sense even in a fantasy rpg setting. Which made it hilarious.

  • I'm gonna make this simple.

    I'm not interested in videos on physical media. So, fundamentally speaking, I wasn't gonna buy it. But now I'm also not gonna _see_ it. If somebody could communicate to the Gentlenecrotics that this constitutes a _net loss_ for them, I'd be grateful.

  • @yousuckbendersgreat except improved initiative is a feat that only works once, and if you rolled low it still barely makes a difference.

  • @CookiesfromHell Perhaps the edition being played matters? I have Improved Initiative with my Ranger. Every time Initiative is rolled, I get +4. County that, I have a +11 Initiative, with Hunter's Privilege. ^-^"

  • oh i wonder why.....we only farted on god!

  • The Lord High Inquisitor reminds me of 2 the Ranting Gryphon.

  • yeah but can you tumble :D:D lol

  • is that the Final Fantasy winning Theme at  9:40 ?

  • @Svartalfr666 Yup! :)

  • how much experience for the shopkeeper? lol XD

  • This shoulda been the D&D movie! It would've been awesome in theatres...much better then the other stupid movie

  • I hate it when they make the new clueless one better than the pro's. that never happens. especially because she was a woman and the way she plays was completely stupid. im dreading even watching further :(

  • @kravann Sadly, even "pros" don't always build their characters the best. As a DM, I've seen experienced players take feats that are almost useless, while neglecting ones that would make them more effective in their roles. Improved Initiative should be mandatory if you are any sort of attacking class. Same with class specific feats, like the Ranger feat that adds Hunter's Quarry dmg in the same rd on action points. Build with the right feats, and you can even one-shot big bosses.

  • wheeeppeeee!

    im offering!

    LOL

  • Nice victory music.

  • the "heavenly music" is f*ckin epic!!

  • My elven Cleric got almost raped by a tiefling warlock, With that we couldn't trust him anymore. So we chained him to a homophobic goliath warden.

  • @KiwamuTheKappa, hopefully the warlock is not the fey pact, right?.

  • @ArchArturo What's wrong with the Fey pact?

  • @taa347, they tend to move more than a rubber ball on a concrete surface.

  • nice fanfare

    

  • i can hear final fantasy theme

  • Oh hey, party is composed of a bunch of imbeciles this time. How nice.

    So far, it looks like Garmers 1 was "typical RPG session", while Gamers 2 is "How NOT to play RPG".

  • Part 4 is set on private. Could you fix that please?

  • Dude, are there really players who just go around saying "I seduce her"? I haven't been Role Playing for long, but I've never once come across someone who has even attempted to sleep with anyone.

  • @imaloony8 lol well u havent been playing very long....just watch out who u play with my first game our healer got raped and later commited suicide, then the guy who raped him cut my head off later when we tried stoping him

  • Raped HIM? Jesus christ, I figure that's the point where the DM Bolt would get involved.

  • @imaloony8 I've only played one campaign,but we've had a lot of seducing.Our dragonborn player seduced me and our healer when we were both hiding in a tree.Then later our bladeling had sex with the healer when they were in a pool of healing.She took about 60 damage(our DM told the bladeling to roll all of his dice to calculate damage),but the water healed her instantly so she didn't die.Finally, we visited an elderly fortune teller.She managed to seduce me because I was drunk.Seduction happens.

  • @GiantMetalFan

    4e. It's kinda like this.

  • this is so awsome

  • He said he was gonna pee fire on us!

  • lol love the Final fantasy victory fanfare at the end of the fight

  • lol final fantisy related music in the background

  • Who DOESN'T take improved initiative?

  • Flynn pulls a lazarus....and goblins....*arrow folley* :-D!

  • ok.. nice where can i see the rest of this? (ofc i'm not buying the DVD :P)

  • That bard is the reason magical STDs were invented.

  • @m3m0rii Book of Erotic Fantasy. Our bard had 95% of the STD's listed in that book from how many times he abused his seduction roll XD God that book leads to so much fun payback.

    "I got my armor newly fitted!" - Lawful Evil Halfling

    "Reverse Gender!" - Neutral Good Cleric

    "Had to sell my armor because it was to tight around the chest....." Lawful Evil Halfling

  • @m3m0rii magical WHAT?! I've never seen that in D&D

  • "They are sooo angry."

    "I wonder why we only farted on god!!"

    It's soo cooool

  • why does that hierophant look like Zack Braff?

  • he really does, lol

  • YAY Final Fantasy victory theme!

  • "Who is NOT an Elf,"

    "AHHHH!"

  • FF Victory Music! <3

  • Is anyone else having troubles viewing the 4th video. If you can find one that isn't marked private could you please reply to this with the link. It would be very much appreciated. These are hilarious.

  • how accurate are the rules in this movie? particularly in RE: to daphnes wiping the floor with all the goblins

  • The rule for Improve Initiative is solid, but none of her other feats exist. OP feats are OP.

  • what dose op mean? what about critical momentum? that isnt a real feat?

  • OP is short for over powered. Critical Momentum wasn't a feat in 3.5, and it's more similar to cleave. Cleave allows you to take an extra attack against an adjacent enemy after you drop one enemy. Doesn't necessarily require a critical hit.

  • Most of Daphne's feats don't exist so, I'd say not very much.

  • I can only tell you that most of her feats (except Improved Init) are not from PHB and PHB2. They MIGHT exist in Dragon Magazines though (which is also an official source of material for D&D, and does come out with OP rule items every once in a while).

  • Complete Warrior is I believe the expanded source book she got those feats from, they're pretty cool.

  • Unfortunately, your "beliefs" are wrong. I just checked and they weren't from there either. At this point of time, we have to concede that several rule items that they used doesn't exist. Such as Burning Hands of Fiery Doom.

  • Fun thing called, 'Homebrew'

    Nothing beats it. It's the reason Rules Layers aren't loved all that much.

  • I assume you are trying to say Rule Lawyers. Well... A RPGA DM who runs public games have to be a good rule lawyer in order to keep any rule lawyers among the players in check.

  • damn he doesn't know how to roll a bard, bet he stocked up on str and con rather than cha and dex. he's only rolled fighters, so that's probably a reasonable excuse. *sighs* the bard is a very under appreciated and misinterpreted class....... ah well it's only a game

  • how much experance to get for the famer LOL WIN

  • lol i know wat they're talking about now....played dnd its pretty fun....except the part where i got raped, that was gay