Halo 3 Funny Lines 5

[bulletcat139]

"No innapropriate Touching" HAHAHAHA!

[Noctotain]

come out here for a YapYap PIMP SLAP

[TheAndrewtitanic]

thre the lions RAWRLRZ

[littledemonangel16]

5:06 - 5:37 Happens every time I play ODST. I usually stick a plasma grenade to his face. It shuts him up.

[SomeKindaSpy]

It slipped under the coverss PPFT~!! Wat?! XD

[jame590]

hey wait those 2 at the end sounded like cabboose and church of red vs blue

[ThePangolinman]

@jame590 cuz they are

they got some of the rooster teeth employies to do the voice for that

there is a different one for each difficulty. :)

[GriiiiiiinD]

I would love a YapYap Pimp slap.

[MrANTHONYCORRAL]

@3:11 he was my lover

[johnwc41]

Dude make 100 more

[gamerweekle]

bad guy 12:00

i have a watch lol

[TheAndrewtitanic]

thare the lions RAWRZ

[TheAndrewtitanic]

LOLOLOLOL 343 WAHY THE HEL YOU SAY THAT

[jdogduck]

We SUCK as one

We FIGHT as one

[codedog2000]

lol nice vid i love the grubt "its safe this is sargent smith.....jon....son LOLOL LOL LOL LOL loved it please make an other

[Agrajag42Darkstar]

9:51 You killed Church! That is not cool, that is Cabooses job.

[AhugeAcidTree]

9:08 Red VS Blue FTW

[Lightstriker117]

wtf? french grunt at 4:53?

[Chowderguy1]

YAPYAP PIMP SLAP

[SummerRain51]

2:28 Laughed so hard I nearly pee'd myself :')

[metal8for0me]

imp not tough as demon

[UltraSpartanX8]

3:19  EPIC!! XD

[hunterman8881]

one time i was palying ODST and a grunt yelled i mean yelled: im gunna open a can of woop-ass!!!!!!

[tairalanda]

YOU KILLED CHURCH :(

[kernowparadise]

they're scared of ODST's too?

[vmauricio3000]

LOL 1ST ONE WAS JUST SOOO FUNNY!!

[Resoloution101]

i'm talking to you ugly.

Made my day

[DDBomberman]

You killed Church you team killing f***tard!!!

get the reference?

[metallicasg100]

5 people got a yap yap pimp slap

[degorterb2]

NOOOOO HE KILLED CHURCH D:

[Silvershenlong]

@degorterb2 Cuz the chief is a team killing fucktard

[GothicSoldier9000]

r u using mods?

[chigger12561]

The doors hate my Mongeese too. Sometimes in Campaign, I get blown up from getting stuck in doors (because I like to take my Mongeese wherever I can!). :D

[pataponnabil]

6:08 its a bloody cone!!!!!

[iF3llOffaBr1dge]

STOP MOLESTING ME!

[kevinlee41300]

ODST`S ROOKIES BLACK LISTEN TO 1:21

[MrGODsmack1234567]

for people who dont know the part where the guy is trying to get in the door but forgot the password its different for every difficulty and is voiced by members of red vs blue or just rooster teeth in general

[MultiDarklord13]

♫save the last dance for me♫...uuAAHaahhh♫

[kchang2001]

actually in halo reach there is a sleeping grunt that says, "Funny. I dream in english."

[023Zach]

4:49 How does the grunt know human food? and lol.

[FlaminTopProductionz]

@023Zach and french

[the0real0realitykid]

Huddle close! No inappropriate touching!

[the0real0realitykid]

I think you just strained a metaphor.

OH GOD!!! Is that serious?!

[ChristKnight2010]

I recently came across the following in a New Mombasa tunnel late in the game:

Grunt #1: You just killed Flipyap!

Grunt #2: I thought that was Gapyip.

Grunt #1: No, that was was Flipyap! Gapyip is Flipyap's brother! Don't tell me I don't know Flipyap! He and I went to the Nipple Academy together!

I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING.

[literalization]

@ChristKnight2010 they say its yapflip not gapyip :p

[ChristKnight2010]

@literalization Oh, whatever. So I didn't quite catch it. Big deal. Doesn't change how hilarious it is! =P

[hellismybich]

HE WAS MY LOVER, brutes are gay i guess

[thebrickbros21]

that last one was caboose and church from rvb.

[bobthezombi]

i was playing odst and dutch yelled hey you stool my kill put down that jellydonut

[halocustom117]

4 people got went out and got a yapyap pimp slap!

[telapoopy]

its a pity theres no more covenant

[midnightbunny18]

hahaha this is the best halo iv seen xD 

[MANIACheadHQ]

press 2 for duquie 3 for u will 5 for o 6 for cone death 7 for na u and dead Orbital Drop Shock Troopers (ODST) 8 for o im, teleportation and blue light 9 for gang beat

and telapoopy i agree

[MANIACheadHQ]

press 2 for duquie 3 for u will 5 for o 6 for cone death 7 for na u and dead Orbital Drop Shock Troopers (ODST)

[telapoopy]

? wat? the last vid I think the guy on the other side of the door has the voice of Caboose from red vs. blue and The other guy has Church's voice

[telapoopy]

in halo reach a grunt says while asleep: "funny but I dream in english" and then another grunt says "shut up buthead"

[kingxiv34Returnz]

what did that brute say before the woman said something about a glass of whiskey? something about the pack

[theviewero9]

'gasp' yapyaps alive

[carmaste1]

I think the Brutes are gay...

[FalloutReaper]

XD brute @ 4:28 " no innapropriate touching!"

[FalloutReaper]

lol Grunt: STOP MOLESTING ME! lol ...grunts there awsome :)

[FalloutReaper]

XD @ brute at the begining getting stuck by a grenade!

[Agrajag42Darkstar]

9:50

You killed Church! Give him a break man he has died only about 1,000,000 times!

[sebmac100]

thats caboose behind the door at the end of the video

[s3kShUn13]

All fear the YapYap Pimp Slap!

[ek0rren]

i think the grunt who splattred himself disliked he's life >]

[a17zzmanslouter]

at the end it sounds like caboos and church talking from RvsB

[Nanorobotic]

"You shot Church you team-killing fucktard!"

Thanks for the videos, they were great.

[Domino587fly]

lol caboose and church at the end did you put the dialog in there to change it from something else?

[thecrossfirecrew]

Near the end of halo 3 after Johnson dies if you have IWHBYD on the Arbiter might say "Well...This sucks."

[mattyshires]

9:10 is that caboose from red vs blue asking for the passwrd?

[mattyshires]

9:10 is that caboose from red vs blue?

[nicky14253]

5:00 this is the easter egg of halo 3 odst its defently an easter egg and its in this place everytime in any difficulty sure it is an easter egg oh and btw anybody noticed that the 2 top comments are the same comment? bec i think 1 is enough

[reesepuff719]

STOP..... MOLESTING ME!! XD THAT WAS AN AWSOME LINE WISH THEY HAD THEM IN REACH

[Whitewerewolf09]

HE WAS MY LOVER!! LMAO

[megaaceful]

i thought this was halo 3 not odst?

[DuffmanOhBaby]

@DarkSwiftSniper It is! They made a Red vs Blue reference. If you play on different difficulties, than you hear different people from the series! :D

[mnb676]

@DuffmanOhBaby ITS FROM BOTH odst is just another version of halo 3

[popcornrat12]

yap yap pimp slap for killing flipyap xD

[joerobale]

its safe to come out its sergeant smithson jon son

[ablev72]

@DarkSwiftSniper It IS caboose!

[MTWJ]

5:00-5:45

Wasn't Chipps Dubbo (Aussie Marine) on Delta Halo with Masterchief when during this time period?

[MrDrNachos]

that last clip when i played through a chieftan hammerd him in the chest whaen he said zebra

[plasticwinter]

"YOU suck Reclaimer" XD

[plasticwinter]

first few seconds and im lmao at the brute having a breakdoown XD

[sverredennye]

i actually gets sad for killing grunts their so cute!

[crystalchell143]

the password is 'i forgot the ammo' :P thumbs up if you agree

[TheShadowprophet]

Hey, what's the opening song? I know the end song's "One Trick Pony", but the opening sounds cool...

Oh, awesome video. Love the guy who's trying to make the whole game a metaphor for a zoo. XD.

I would've said, "What the heck are you talking about?" if it were me.

[KrewMusicStudios]

@TheShadowprophet The opening song is "Delta Fog." I got it off of Freeplaymusic(dot)com

[ryukage19]

i think you sprained a metaphore

OH GOD...is that serious?

only if you keep it up

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[fallout3311]

ROFL!!!!! ;D

[Frocharocha]

i'LL cross my fingers and..ohh..crap! i don't have enought fingers xD

[coolstan142]

the grunts speak english

[MisterSonyGuy]

lol curch and caboose ending

[808stewart]

BAD GUY AT 12 O'CLOCK! 

IS ANYBODY WEARING A WATCH?

[chris1129s]

"HE WAS MY LOVER!!!" lololololo

[Christianrocker1990]

"You strained a metaphor." "OMG IS IT SERIOUS?!" LOL

[dday1999FTW]

when the grunt said "stay close" i thought tucker would pop up and say "bow chicka bow wow"

[koolaid1760]

y u kill church

[MrSLUGGER88]

Come out here with a YapYap PIMP SLAP! XD

[MrSLUGGER88]

@MrSLUGGER88 lol

[Ep1cxXFa1luxre]

thumbs if u watched the VERY last clip and noticed that the dudes voice from behind the door was Kaboose from red v. blue XD

[dinocubfan]

@Ep1cxXFa1luxre and the other guy was Church. The pairings change by difficulty. I think normal was Doc and Tucker, and Heroic was Grif and Simmons, but it might be the other way around

[ferje110]

4:27 ik what he wants

8=======D

[SgtFenix007]

the line at 5:00 to 5:44 is a standerdd line

[BananaNinja96]

oh crap! I don't have enough fingers! 4:00 LOL

[Arteza147]

No inappropriate touching!

[DarkMarc9001]

This was the funniest one...

[dunlop2007]

LOL its caboose at the door not letting that marine in.

[SunSetScamp]

@dunlop2007 Its fucked up how much that actually sounds like him o.O

[dmc4ever123]

Come out here for a YapYap PIMP SLAP! XD

[MegaChrisMarshall]

2 people got YapYap pimp slapped by YapYap

[dirtboy1234561]

You SUCK! Reclaimer

[hegotaspare]

We SUCK as one! We FIGHT as one!

[NDPSFparodies]

At the end, the music played and the volume was almost fully cranked up AAAAAAAAAAA

[fatasslanayahoul]

the same thing at 6:54 happened to me but with a ghost

[caitlinrb]

2:58 vampire brute

[TheUnQuake]

Any one plaaying with bumper jumper????? like if yo do

[Lionshareinc]

Two people ate a croissant, with a little bit of jambon.

On topic: Thanks so much Krewtaun; this series has been brilliant, i appreciate what a huge slog it is to play the campaign levels, the slooooowly sift through them in theatre mode. I wouldnt of bothered to include some of the more common dialogue, but i must of played the campaign near enough 100 times start to finish and some lines here ive never heard so that makes it absolutely fantastic!

I take my Methane mask off to you!

[MrHelmi1]

Their the lion RAAAWRRR

[BirdcageProductions1]

way da go ya friggin noob.. oh snap!!

[dapatriots81]

@THEePICneSS4 i know rite!!!

[touyikie]

HE WAS MY LOVER lol

[RustyRooster96]

i remember the time i was playing ODST... i got my friend to sit in a dumpster and i flipped it over so he couldn't get out :D

[xSantaxWolfx]

9:50

You killed Church, you teamkilling fucktard!

:D

[BuddaDaG00da]

bwaha ! 4:30 : stay here , no inapropriet touching (: .

[BuddaDaG00da]

dahahaha ! , i'll cross my fingers , OH CRAP I DON'T HAVE FINGERS !! AHAHA .

[tnapierism]

03:20 SAVE THE LAST DANCE FOR MEEE

uuAAAhahaLA OMG THAT WAS FUNNY

[alllovely22]

grunts are good trash talkers and funny talkers too.

[SiamotyrannusX]

Did you get some of these from Halo 3 ODST?

[kylele23]

one time i was with those marines lying there wounded on the tables and one of them said:Hey!Cheif!can you pass me a whiskey?and then i shot him.

[livster493]

Remember kiddies. No inappropriate touching. Take it from your old pal Uncle Brutis.

[Dyiad]

Wait, is the voice actor of the medic in the last clip the same voice actor who voices Alistair in Dragon Age?

[IraViMeadow]

I friekin love these video's!!!!

[SuMcHiCk148]

STOP MOLESTING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­E

[BlazenSpark]

2 people wants a yap yap pimp slap

[gamerdude240]

do they really say those lines or did you mod it

[SuperWatertoren]

@gamerdude240 no this is really in the game i heard some of these things but u never listen to it cuz ur playin da game

[LifeUpStudios]

@TheNETech thats because it is, its an easter egg bungie put in, they used Red Vs. Blue sound clips for the game. It is different on each difficulty ( the argument ). Great popularity for RVB

[bastumbo]

@TheNETech it was. in halo 3 and reach they put rvb (roosterteeth) easter eggs. that was caboose and church.

[Greener221]

SHUT UP CABOOSE!!!

(was talking to caboose behind door, not caboose11795)

[killpwn12]

OMFG THE VERY FIRST ONE MADE ME LAUGH SO FRICKEN HARD I FELL OFF THE CHAIR NOT KNOWING WHAT WAS NEXT XD!

[niccie3225]

moooo

[flamepaw20001]

the last part sounded like caboose

[LifeUpStudios]

@flamepaw20001 thats because it is: Read my previous reply.

[Queend813]

My 2 favoiriots!OH NO!NO!NO!GET IT OFF ME!OH GOD!NO!NAHH!Its safe to come out!This is Seargeant Smithson..jon...son...XD

[1FMAlchemist]

You did not like the marines did you?

[nightral8I4]

Spark said I was pissing him off before because I kept punching him but what he said to you was WAY more funny.

[SavageRush012]

I wish that the covies spoke English in reach...

[ninjakid40]

how did they say all this wen i play they wont say that stuff

[kylele23]

@ninjakid40 cause its rare to catch any of these.

[bohrokthunder]

if i wanted more money..... ahhharoooh!!!!!

[bohrokthunder]

oh no no no no get it off me oh god no no no ahhh

[fakeflamadiddle]

3:31 BAD GUY!!! 12:00 clock! and YES I'm wearing a watch.

[fakeflamadiddle]

2:06 Sounds like he's rapping.

[Masterlink981]

449 people have done the YapyapPImpSlap.

[rifleman10000]

COME OUT FOR A YAPYAP PIMP SLAP!!!!!

DX XD XD XD!!!!!

[Kingdedede77]

It's safe to come out, this is Sergeant Smithson...Jon...son

[tobymac45671]

2 people didnt give da grunt a watch

[TheSpartan189]

2 people got pimp slap by grunts and got raped by the brute with a lover

[Squirellization]

Some people forgot the password

[keilxkey2255]

YAP-YAP PIMP SLAP!!! Lmfao

[TheLaserQuinn]

you never got the THIS IS SPARTA funny line

[lorbacken]

i love it when the grunt says come out here for a yapyap pimp slap XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[noelgt101]

the covenant are the best enemies of all time. they make the perfect destructive force and still have the time to trash talk and be gay lmfao

[superclaw28]

65 people got a Yap Yap Pimp Slap

[Deadzilla]

Caboose in the door at the end?

[trufflezcandy]

no inapropiate touching

[Smoogers123456789]

Hey can you do Halo Reach funny lines for the marines?

[florintheps3boy]

2:00, YOU SUCK,RECLAIMER!

[DJMclovin25]

brutes are too funny... "stay here, huddle close. no innaproprate touching." and "stop. hold here... i'm talking to you ugly." i laughed so hard

[dk410]

haha 2:27 made me laugh so hard!