No More Heroes 2: Travis finally get's laid!

[gamehot0]

Sylvia's a 'bad girl' who likes to 'shake' so Travis 'speed busted' his 'beam katana' all over her face, 'touchdown'.

[EliteParanoid]

Travis... <3

[QuantumRecursion]

That was like... 30 seconds.

[IceShadowMonk]

NO MORE HEROES --> MORE ERO lol

[jetli80]

Damn minuteman 

[pyrolee17]

this ia acually the first time i seen him with out his glasses on

[superbob620]

DOWNWARD FUCKING DOG

[oscarguy484]

Touchdown!

[MegamanWily]

@oscarguy484 i guess he finally "ttouchdowned" get it? cuz he's travis touchd.....

[merksperk2]

Travis fucks like a rooster LOL.

[ThePwnageDude56]

@merksperk2

HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

[merksperk2]

@ThePwnageDude56

Because it wasn't even a minute after he closed the door that he came back out again LOL.

[ThePwnageDude56]

@merksperk2

OMG. You're right!

[ThePwnageDude56]

@merksperk2

He fucks like dragonborn actually.

[MooseWatching]

What he said in the end was.. "Fus Ro Dah!"

[Ryuzuken]

It's even better starting out the final rank level with full ecstasy because of this. Best way to get a killstreak going.

[x2ctothemax]

watching this with my twin is a bit awkward not that his or my wife cheated or anything in fact in fact we're still in high school but what i'm saying is that would totally fucking suck if she did but i would never something like that to my bro cause that's just down right disgusting.

[77ifywow1]

Hell YEAH!!!!!!!!



[ashblast44]

Holy shit man he finally got laid hope that he cleaned his body from all that blood man

[rcrkar3]

I guess now he's the No More Virgin

[susie90210]

lol imma do this when i fuck XD

[TheMRanimewatcher]

and to think the hole sylvia and travis scene got cut out of the ps3 port

[StopFlaggingVideos]

what the hell does downward fucking dog mean?

[Carr80]

@StopFlaggingVideos  Downward Dog is yoga pose.

[StopFlaggingVideos]

@Carr80 LOL! AWWWWW YEAAAAAH TRAVIS

[wolfguy23]

I guess love really isn't supposed to make sense... And, at least in a way, that's ok :)

[SammEater]

1:34 LOL the sign reads Eros now. :P

[1dui1]

Oh Travis lost weight : )

[nevrest]

20 seconds of bliss, good work Travis!

[Goldendriger]

Oh bullshit! A normal girl would look at all the anime stuff and the wrestling masks and say "Fuck that noise"...trust me, i know =(

[TurretsGunZ]

lol when the sign gets destroyed it says More Eros.

[vc180191]

@TurretsGunZ Actually, the S is falling off too, so its More Ero

[NeptunII]

woah, that was... fast

[555devoid]

Question where exactly is the rest of silvia?....under the covers...I cant see what the hell she's doin!!!!!!

[ShimodaNexus]

I do love how it says "More Ero" after the other motel sign letters are knocked down,

[tokyo200]

It's a war zone in there!!! But they both finished so soon.... well it is Travis's first time.

[Esplico99]

I guess his sword XD killed her lolol

get it..? umm wtf.

[SkyussValley7]

Travis is the the guy that all nerds wish they could be

[TinyTitian]

@SkyussValley7 Pfft Im not even a nerd and wish I was him.

[ShadowWolfRising]

holy shit, that was short..........but damn i think he rocked her world..........rather fast.

[ANormalGuy]

In case you guys didn't know, ero = pervert

[1sinbad1]

Meanwhile at OP's house..

[TheBPhantomKing]

why did he say down word fucking dog

[chaos2inferno]

@TheBPhantomKing well, i know downward dog is a yoga pose. that's about it.

[vante2]

@TheBPhantomKing As chaos2inferno said, the downward dog is a yoga pose. During Silvia's intro scene in NMH2, she tries to urge him to reach the top with sexual favors if he succeeds (much like the first game), but Travis said he wasn't interested, as he had "Already sampled those goods", but Silvia mentions flexibility and yoga training, and Travis, excited at that point, says "Even... Even the Downward Dog?"

So yes, he got to sample the Downward Dog, and is very, very happy about it.

[vante2]

It's as Travis said to Henry at the end of the first game:

"You're wife is a horrible person... but a FINE woman *grin* "

[zhazha23]

No More Virgin

[Zindakku]

Travis'list of things to do:

1.Bang Silvia

2.Kill bastard that had Bishop killed

3.Rise up the ranks

4.Get cash to pay rent

5.Shop for milk

Guess we can cross off number 1 then.

[Santana105]

DOWNWARD FUCKING DOG!

[PowderGuyTC]

PS. look at 1:34

[PowderGuyTC]

After a year I touch this game, finally found "No More Heroes Motel" > "More Ero Motel" XDDDDDDDDd

[angelmaxxx]

Anyone notice how the actual sex took no longer than 10 seconds?

[MrMarktie]

DOWNWARD FUCKING DOG!!!

[lookerup]

ah...tat was kinda fast travis

[kaimuto123]

wtf gunshots in the middle of sex

[Vide30]

@kaimuto123 I guess that's the money shot

[kaimuto123]

@Vide30 lol true

[Shadowsonic6666]

lol the sign in the motel "More Eros"

[mahiganti]

Sylvia Fucked his head.

[TsudereManga]

they shouldve had a screen come up (like the death screen) that says " Travis Fucked that ass" XD

[squishy0707]

I think this is probably one of the top ten sweetest love scene in a video game ever.

[jkss3493]

Downward dog is basically face down ASS UP thats the way we like to ****

[723PanTera]

Downward Dog is...uh well google it and put the images you find along with this together and....well, fuck it WAY TO GO TRAVIS!!!!!

[Uncledaninthearea]

1:33

No more EROS.

Only I noticed that? D:

[TheBadShaman]

@Uncledaninthearea Actually, I noticed that too, but you know what made that even funnier?

I googled it up. Eros is the God of Sexual Love and Beauty. XDDDD THAT IS FUCKING GENIUS

[goliaboi]

@TheBadShaman i still dont get it

[ponkadolz]

@Uncledaninthearea Apparently only you and the two people who thumbed up your comment "noticed" it as such. The rest of us noticed that the sign read "MORE ERO S MOTEL".

[cherokydonato]

best sex scene EVER!!!!

[AfterShock403]

Now that's hardcore sex XD

[WPCsonikku]

Henry: Hope you enjoy my sloppy seconds travis. Happy Valentines day (upload date lol) XD

Travis: I'm gettin laid from the woman who left you. Hope you have fun fappin asshole!

Henry: I can get women anytime I want. See how cool and sexy I am?

Travis: Yep, and they'll all play you just like Sylvia did, who is still in my bed. And one more thing...

DOWNWARD FUCKING DOG!!!!!!

[TheGamingBritShow]

Travis got laid in the first game bros.

[gadra86]

Henry was working his ass off to pay for Sylvia's shoes, when that happened.

[SwagginBoy]

Wtf he say???

[crapcakes105]

@SwagginBoy DOWNWARD FUCKING DOG!!!

[pokemaster123ism]

wow! they did it so hard they caused an earthquake!

[lab478]

ill be there with you soon travis my virginity i mean lol

[awsomeyoshi2]

Well we can cross off "Bang Sylvia" off of his to do list.

[DaJayman654]

It's definitely implied they have sex in the first game. Travis implies he did Sylvia to Henry in the true ending and in NMH2 after the Skelter Helter fight Travis tells Sylvia "I already tasted those goods".

[logendomaster2010]

travis activated the "straberry on the shortcake"

a posibly reason why he had done too fast and sylvia looked like she was f*ucked by a bull

[DaniELrokr]

What the hell? no more than three seconds? I guess he was very excited

[Pieguy813]

@DaniELrokr I just 3 seconds was like 3 straight days to them

[SuperSonicBreadman09]

He looks wierd without his shades on 8S

[AndrewSpriter]

I always thought it was implied that they have sex at the end of the first game.

[Snipertoaster]

Wow... Travis is so epic, his joystick is a shotgun...

[angelmaxxx]

@Snipertoaster And it only takes him 10 seconds to fire off a couple of shots. Sylvia must be easy to lease.

[MaidenFan24568]

Henry "So travis, anything new?"

Travis " Became 1st rank and boned your ex wife"

Henry "Well thats all and goo.... YOU FUCKIN WHAT?!"

[Quicksilver1111]

@MaidenFan24568 Moar like "I can't be associated with that travesty. I mean I've got standards for fucks sake."

[GSSAGE7]

@MaidenFan24568 I guess that makes them both brothers, and Weiner cousins /scrubsreference

[AkitoHayama01]

I laughed my ass off when this scene came up

[GreatNeji]

so travis is a 10 second man .....

[BBBQ4]

@GreatNeji LOL

[BassSinger313]

lol everytime i see the end, i would imagine what would happen next would be a random guitar screem and big bolded red letters that said Sylvia Dead after that motorboat ride. I mean DAMN!

[kingdomkey1412]

anyone notice the sign said mere ero hotel?

[AkitoHayama01]

@kingdomkey1412 noted when i got to that part in the game

[cb19882000]

did you guys get it?

travis went off a little to early for silvia lol

[Bastiest]

I dunno but he looks like he just grapped a sausage.

[krakk66]

This is like getting True Ending or something. You FINALLY tap that goddamn ass.

[sampasav]

damn i never thought i would EVER be interested in this game

i first saw it on some trailer on some website i dont remember what its called

i saw the american version trailer

i was desgusted at the gore

but now here i am loling at the comedy and loving the action

[98Nintendoguy]

yeah I speled bad

[98Nintendoguy]

Sylvia is so Sexy (she have big melons too

[bellaboo182]

@98Nintendoguy o.O they arent that big, at all

[bellaboo182]

@loomp ...How does that have ANYTHING to do with the comment I made about her breasts

[bellaboo182]

@loomp ..First, I was making a comment to a comment

second.. I'm a girl.. with a boyfriend of two and a half years

[DarkTemplar40k]

@bellaboo182 Isn't two and a half year a bit young? What are you, a shotacon?

[s00paMILK]

get it travis! get it!

[senpuu1440]

And that ladies and gentleman is how a teal pimp does it.

[ultimateanimefighter]

Why does she remind me of lightning from ff`13?

[MrChenrezi]

Anybody else notice that after the letters fall off the "NO MORE HEROES" sign, it reads "MORE EROS"?

Make of that what you will.

[CashemereLoco]

DOWNWARD FUCKING DOG!!!

[StriderReborn]

I always wanted to say this but "Symbolism!" lol

[MrIronWar]

@StriderReborn

I will say it to.

SYMBOLISM!!!!111!!!!

[Skyline8180]

speaking of Henry kinda incest bc it henry's "wife"

[videojudge6]

@Skyline8180

No really since there divorced at this point.

[darkraioxxx]

@Skyline8180 incest is only blood relatives

[spardante2000]

actually, if you played No More Heroes and got the "Real" ending, he had already done it with her, he implied it to Henry.... sonavabitch!

[Momentum139]

Once you beat this game, you can use a new wrestling move. It eliminates all enemies in the room and it's awesome!

[hfcworld]

that was the name of travis's sex move

[vernanonix]

I laughed so hard at this scene wen I played it. xD

And just to note, the "No More Heroes" sign breaks to say "More Ero"

[peach1205]

FINALLY he got laid:)

[Momentum139]

Mmmmm... no. You see, Sylvia came over since she has no power at her home so she came to Travis's house to watch his TV. Travis, the otaku he is, recommended a Western and amped up the sound system he "pilfered" off the sonic generators in Destroyman's suit, thus explaining the seismic blasts that shook the motel.

See, there was no sex involved at all. Travis is still, and for awhile will be, a virgin.

[AmonDevilman]

@Momentum139 So why was he naked?

[Momentum139]

@AmonDevilman. He wasn't naked, he was shirtless.

[senpuu1440]

@Momentum139 how do you explain the lack of clothes?

[Momentum139]

@senpuu1440, mmmm... jolly good old bean. Yes, I shall explain.

*lights pipe*

You see, Travis is the host of an unsightly breed of parasites. And while watching television, these parasites feed off of the radio waves that the television emits, causing Travis's clothes to slowly dissipate. While watching television, Travis merely removed his shirt and jacket so that they would not disintegrate. However, blood plasma temporarily ceases the parasites, meaning gameplay keeps him clothed.

Yes.

[Momentum139]

Oh, and Sylvia on the bed, naked, passed out, looking like she just got ridden like a bull?

Well, let's face it, she's one sexed up slamma' jamma. Henry dropped in and romped that shit and Travis watched.

[vaneyknight]

best part when he come outside and scream

DOWNWARD FUCKING DOG!!!!

[al2ka]

@TheThedawnishere1 His former sister in law



[Cross177]

@al2ka Actually his half-sister

[Cross177]

@al2ka Never mind think ing of something else

[TheThedawnishere1]

wait isnt that his SISTER?

[Kytseo]

@TheThedawnishere1 nope, Jeanne died at the end of the first

[strawberrychronos]

Travis: The first otaku to ever get laid.

[AnimeC0NAN]

MORE EROs

[DJregs]

Travis is a Half-minute man.

[risefromgrace15]

@DJregs Yes, I suppose you could call him...a Half-Minute Hero.

[Strarkior]

@risefromgrace15 hey! just like the name of that PSP Game!

watch?v=1Y1itqXhlZk

(Sorry for my English, i'm from spain)

[YoIAmPhone]

That was... quick.

[Yourfiasco]

He gets it in for the first time and it's from the back...what a lucky man :(

[kyotanahashi]

wow that was a real quickie

[Renkay141]

Did... he just fuck his brother's girlfriend?

[littlekeven]

@Renkay141 no he just fucked his sister

[triforcekeyblader]

@Renkay141 lol techneclie its his sorta sister in-law

[damonkatumaru]

@triforcekeyblader Harry and her are divorced.

[L4dude5]

@Renkay141 yes...

[StriderReborn]

@Renkay141 No, Ex-Sister in law. 

[MrIronWar]

@Renkay141

ex-wife and yes he did

[ColorMeVicious]

TOUCHDOWNN!!!!

[UltraKirby25]

Omg, did you see that?

Sylvia had a Blackberry? Holy Shit!

Nah Im just messing with ya :P

[darksagerk]

Awwww yeaaahhh~

[SamuraiRedux]

Guess this makes Travis the No More Virgin

[newyy1]

@SamuraiRedux YEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

[stewieisthelord]

@SamuraiRedux Twice

[L4dude5]

Travis touched her down.

[TheBadShaman]

@L4dude5 DOWNWARD FUCKING DOG

[Soggz4]

@L4dude5 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEAH

[um09dndam]

nice! if i can have something like that, i would kill all assassins if i have to!

[slydragon34]

well it's about time!!!

[Leosivilla]

So he knew?

[Alchemist777]

Was that a .357 magnum? Kinky.

[QuesoGr7]

@Alchemist777

That's how Travis rolls! xD

[SuperDiablo500]

@MarioPeachYoshi64 Fuck you henry > everyone in NMH2

[OniLordMiki]

Youknow I didn't really realize it at first but did travis just walk out of his motel room naked?

[SuperDiablo500]

@OniLordMiki Yep.

[rougethebat06]

@OniLordMiki Why yes, yes he did.

[george77772moons]

Lucky bastard...

[kyubihanyou]

More Eros

HA!!

[MEGAGUY21]

travis learn a new move

"fucking"