Confessions of a Spider-Man

[spideralexandre2099]

nice suit.

[carlypoo13]

i went on ebay and i didn't see the comments

[carlypoo13]

Cool Costume!!!!!

[brohouzer]

lol turn ot the captions.

"Quite Sober is dead"

"The government did it"

[spyduck2000]

this is epic.

[zxandu]

This is funny. I did something with Spiderman a long time ago, and this is funny. Very funny. Good ideas man!

[ithilune]

Why does everything happen -across- the street? :P

[GamerGirl1020]

lol great

[therealyugimoto]

how the heck can this be a video repsone to sometihng that wasen,t een made in 2006

[Comickid1000]

you are damn funny man!!!!! where did you get the costume though??

[Jenga666]

You should do more of these. Your accents are perfect and you act perfectly

[DrMcflustionburg]

U talk a lot. Lol! jk

[maddude3]

spider-mans got a mouth on him

[TheHOLLYWOODUNDEAD23]

you guys think your so fucking bad well this is MY car! and nobody fucks with me and my car!! lmfao!! then 5:18 thats horrible!!

[wildethang93]

I would like a transcript of the video. Just because.

[ratedrkofan2]

lol

[redmario222]

Nice costume!

[mariaesammito]

lol

[complexbrother]

Pure gold ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

[iocloc]

lol

[TheBetterReveiw]

haha

[NARUTAH9988]

and the next thing i know...

[callahan9498]

HAHAHA! Awesome!

[Donnywilko]

funny vid where u get your suit its mint

[gothicHelIoKitty69]

Lulz you rock nerd

[gothicHelloKitty69]

Lulz you rock nerd

[as21194]

I almost forgot that you should have added two more villains, Hammerhead and Mysterio.  Great job!!!

[as21194]

This is the best thing I've seen all month. I laughed so hard I went into a coma, but I feel better now?

[omegajithu]

lol.... this one is fucking funny....

[SharpAsaSp00n]

this is excellent

[cablethegrea]

wwe, funny

[BOUNTYJUNTER9]

cool costume

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and video

[rib109]

comedy is very difficult ! but you pulled it off. and I wasn't bored. good material, good delivery /acting.keep it up !!

[pedrocardozo7]

this is beautifull :D

[ChrisIsSnowie]

Excelent man :-D

[xtubejr]

where do u get the spider man suit?

[jyhash]

Ebay. Read above in the comment thread for more info.

[MandolinLennonHooper]

"The second one kinda stuck..."

[MCRLOVEALWAYS]

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVED IT

[Iamlegendteehee]

LMFAO sticks a gun in his face hehehehe and laughs LMFAO!!!!

Punisher

[Purebreedalien]

Lol. So funny.

[DetroitGhost9]

Arthur is that u????

[lakersfanfor3va]

funny

[xsjad0man]

funny, but far to long. you need to make lots little short clips.

[jyhash]

Go ahead and download it and then use Adobe Premiere or iMovie to cut it down. I won't stop you, and you're more than welcome to try...Personally I think it was fine the way it was. It flowed and probably would've only made 2 separate watchable movies. In the future, feel free to watch half, go get a soda, then come back and watch part 2.

[RealNinjaLife]

lool :))

[KatepRules]

lol that was awesome! :)

[webslinger82989]

Spider-man a chain smoker. Classic!

[cptBraver]

lol

this is awesome,

keep up the good work

[sinclose678]

Awesome vid! LOL all the way! You should make a sequel to this vid where he explains why he returns.

[BroadwayBoy2007]

I'm going to be using a bit of the monologue this is based on for an audition lol

[ttroytaylor]

who made this the guy at the bugale Ha

[mavericstud1]

This must be the Nicholas Hammond Spider-Man.

[quintonimore]

That was the funniest thing i have ever seen lol

[Dmr2hn1]

He said "remember Quicksilver?" because Quicksilver is dead, remember? (The carpark, Punisher, gunfire, ring any bells?)

[Marioman102689]

EPIC WIN.

[BLOOD1MONEY]

fuck you faggots, if hes fat hes fat aight you dumb bastards

[BLOOD1MONEY]

damn spidey you gained like 10 pounds lay off the donuts

[Lauriette31]

ahhhhh...corny

[viabora]

i gotta pee and that was freaking long

[jyhash]

Uh...okay? How does that make sense to anyone here? It's not like you can't see how long the movie is going to be in the videos control bar. It's 8:18, and there's always the pause button.

~JYH

[phenomenal1spiderman]

where did u get that costume

[jyhash]

I got it on eBay from a guy in Japan. Cost me about $120. Dunno if he still sells them, but you can usually find a whole bunch on there at any given time.

~JYH

[BLOOD1MONEY]

thats why osama on our ass you killed an arab?:LMAO

[viabora]

it wuz funny

[hurric2]

omfg greatest video ever, come out of retirement haha

[WurdBendur]

That's not an Arabic accent. Sounds Indian.

[jyhash]

It's also not a documentary, it's comedy. Doesn't always have to be right to be funny.

[BLOOD1MONEY]

this is HILARIOUS when u gonna make more>? LMAO!!!

[AverageAsianMe]

punisher a wacko? who would have figured?

[superwrestlingfan2]

funny

[SailorChaos]

0____________________0

ROFLLMAO

[jyhash]

I'm all for canon, just like the next fanboy, but seriously dude...this is a comedy video. D'you really think that Spidey smoked, has cancer, or that the Shocker would actually run Spider-Man to the hospital? C'mon man, gimme a break.

[Immortal113]

I second that motion.

[Devilking56]

He Just though it looked cool lmao

[casinoroyale0013]

very very cool video 5 stars

[coopertronous]

hilarious, great work

[SmurphDohh]

Absoulutly fantastic great work

[flamez34]

You sure your name's not really Patrick??? You remind me off a dude who i work with.LOL

[jyhash]

Nope. I'm Jay, not Patrick, but it's good to know that my doppleganger's out there somewhere...

[ninjakitty16]

Why is his voice all echo-y?

[bi11i3v3r]

Omg tht was the funniest thing ever!!! And how long did it take to think of that??

[Zodiacpegasus]

Punisher like Rambo!!!,cool,you're awsome,man make more of this,you make me laugh like a crazy.

[assion1]

and the punisher oh god THAT GUY WAS A FUCKING WACKO!!

lol

[amando1995]

oh ok

[assion1]

imean 4:32

[jyhash]

@ assion1: It's a song called "Sure Thing" by a group called St.Germain, from their album "Tourist". It sounded like a song that you could stand around and get high to, so that's why it's in there. Hope you can find it!

[assion1]

thanks! whats the song at...00:02

[assion1]

whats the name of the song at 4:30?

[amando1995]

can you see

[jyhash]

Can I see what? Out of the mask? If that's the question, than yeah I can see out of it. The Eye portions of the mask are made out of a silvertone mesh that allows me to see out but with bright lighting makes it seem like a solid piece of fabric.

[ninjakitty16]

Was that you inside there then? You're a great actor! Bravo! X)

[jyhash]

To answer your questions: It's echoey because the mic on the camera wasn't very good and I was shooting it in my cave of an apartment at the time. As for who it was inside the costume, yes it was I, and thank you for the compliment. It's good to know that my years getting my theatre major weren't wasted.

[flamez34]

Wernt you a substitute teacher before you worked at Publix???

[jyhash]

Man, I think It'd be fun to work as a substitute teacher (if only for a theatre or english class), but I don't think I'd be able to work at Publix (i.e. I don't live anywhere near the south, I'm from the northwest). Glad you enjoyed the movie though, and thank you for the nice comments.

[flamez34]

Your welcome.

:)

[Jephael]

I loved that bit with the accent.

"You guys think you're so tough. Well this is my car, and you do not fuck with my car!"

[xox15kirstyxox]

tht was hilarious, make more!!!

[slagar5]

WOW! how good arent U!! NOt a question cus u OWN on acting though!

[meto5000]

that descrption about tha punisher was funny!lmao OZIES!

[MeowMonkey]

I loved "That bitch The Black Cat hasn't showed up to yet to help you out..." Oh this was so funny! You are a genius!!!!!!!!!

[AdamRileyKilburn]

HILARIOUS! Please make more!

[Chadowikku]

This was fucking hilarious man, awesome job, where'd you get the suit?

[jyhash]

Thanks for the comment! Glad you enjoyed it! I got the costume online via eBay. There was a guy who was selling Japanese import cosplay costumes, and they had made one for Spider-Man 2 when it was released. I picked it up for about $120. It's a nice one size fits all costume and is very accurate (even though it may not show up very well in the video). Hope that helps.

[Spideyfan17]

Wow, that was hilarious! It sounded so believable and real. Awesome work!

[jyhash]

Why thank you sir! I appreciate it!

~JYH

[DarthPlayer]

rofl!!! Something for the true fans! Good job dude. I think it would have been just a tad funnier had the Sinister Six also been just about to rob a bank but meh, that's just me. Love your work! lol

[jyhash]

Thank you for the kind words! As for the sinister six, they were about to trash the children's cancer ward, what's more sinister than that? ;-)

[TheFireGirl]

the indian accent rocked ahhahaha

[azimraz]

weird

[blazerflamez]

lol fking hilarious

[fanoo9]

yo i dono were u come up wiv this i dono if u just thot of it but i gata say U ROCK UR THE BEAST MAN HIT ME UP WHEN U MAKE A NOTHER VID OK PLZ AND THANK YOU

[ScarPred]

AMAZING! just amazing. lol i laugh pretty f-ing hard. btw (and im sure you hear this a lot) but what kinda mask you using there spidey? did you buy it or make it? because im trying to get a better mask for my costume.

[rudedog4]

Very funny!:)

[Vampirechik247]

so funny

[jdadyo]

i agree with zoozoozoo3 where did you get the spidey costume

[jyhash]

For everybody who wants to know where I got the costume: I got it on eBay from a guy who lives in Japan. The costume was released through a company called Cospa for Spider-Man 2. If you do some regular searches on ebay you might be able to find one. It's a one size fits all affair and cost about $120. Hope that helps! Enjoy! ~Jay

[zoozoozoo3]

where did you get the spidey costume?

[CoolGuysFanAticPress]

Better lighting, some close ups, not so much empty space over the head, a nicer backdrop....but loved the script and acting! And get a white balance reading on the camcorder it was on the green side.

[TraciLynHash]

That's my hubby!! ^_^ Love you!

[evilmajikman]

LOL>< HAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAH

[jyhash]

He passed out...either from shcok or from mixing ganj with Hard Liquor. This happened during the time he was heavy on the sauce... ~FN S-M

[RoxelOrgXIII]

What happened to Ironman when the Arab knocked you out?

[LedgeraintJoker]

Fucking hilarious. And you must really like Pietro Maximoff. Or really hate him. Should of thrown in a clone joke.

[universityman]

QuicSilver had that stick icky icky icky

[nubbintom]

Lol, nice work jyhash. Its like a mix of Jack Black and Richard Dreyfuss!! Keep up the good work!!

[RoxelOrgXIII]

BEST VID EVER!

[Eslicks14]

well done.

[VideoXPG]

I was wondering, I was listening to this video many times and it made me think, when the Punisher snapped, what happened to Iron Man?

[jyhash]

He was Still alive, but too drunk and stoned to know what was happening...I think he fired his boot rockets, and smashed into one of the wals at the otherside of the parking lot.

~Jay

[PirateSparrow]

Love it.. :D

[saylikeyameanit]

"And that bitch the black cat" LOL!

[jyhash]

What can I say, Retired Spider-Man doesn't really appreciate some of the things Felicia Hardy does. Like Not being Punctual. It's one of his pet peeves.(Glad you enjoyed the film, Thanks for watching!)

~Jay

[biostyle]

Nice german ^^

I don't just like it, I fuckin' love it! I'm watching the scene where Spidey screams: "OHH NOES, SPIDAMEEEEN"

Hahaha, that's so awesome! ;D

[jyhash]

Are you kidding? My German's Terrible! But I like to respond to people who post in a foreign language in their own language; Kinda lets them know that I care. I'm seriously glad that you like it though. You'd be surprised the types of comments I get. Some are so juvenile and obscene, I have no choice but to delete them. Kind of sad really. Anyway, thanks for the kind words. And keep enjoying the Shocker form the Bronx.

~Jay

[biostyle]

Funny video!

5 Stars, Favorited.

[jyhash]

Thank you! I'm gladd that you liked the movie!

~Jay

[gwegz]

waaah the cospa's costume! My little brother as the same! U buy it in Japan?

[jyhash]

No, but I did buy it on eBay from a Japanese Merchant.

~JAy

[ldaniel17]

JAJAJAJAJJAJA Awesome

[jyhash]

Danke! Ich bin sehr glücklich du genießen die Filmkomödie!

~Jay

[jyhash]

Awesome, scrub! Thnak you for the nice comments, and I'm glad to know that you liked it. I aim to please!

~Jay

[scrub34]

well its not an important info. yea sorry :Z i just wanted to say. maybe u think "hwy this fucking guy watced my ideo from fuck,ing away there and he says he loved it" and maybe ull be happy a little bit

thanks jay. for u did it and share it

[scrub34]

bythe way im from Turkey ^-^

[scrub34]

really man its great. no no im sorry its not grat. its beyond of great. excellent :D im sure Toby Maguire cant do that as u did . :D hahaha "this is fuckin good and funny" lol

[jazzyj412]

this is funny as hell! keep this up!

[jawdust]

hair balls gettin' shaved are funny and that was hair balls gettin' shaved!! funny as fuck!! Next time let us know if spidey has any kids and if he stuck with MJ!!

[sambreakfast]

I think balls are pretty funny.

[sambreakfast]

Funny as balls

[naruto33380]

balls arent funny so i guess you dont tink this funny....... o well... ithought it was.....

[joeym5h]

THIS IS THE SHIT!!!! FUNNY!!!!

[bshit]

hey this is fuckin good and funny!

[jyhash]

Thank you sir, you humble me with your remarks! Thank you for the kind words! :-)

~Jay

[darklunarwolf]

You gotta make a sequel, this is great stuff. 5 stars :)

[jyhash]

Im trying to...I promise folks! But unfortunately, I just lost my job, and am busy looking for a new one to pay the bills. So unfortunately, job first, fun second. But I'll make sure and get going on it soon, I'm trying!

~Jay

[DISnut]

Ooooo... I'm sorry to hear that, Jay. That's got to be the most terrible thing to happen. I hope it wasn't because of this brilliant video. :(

[jyhash]

Naw, my boss at the comic shop can't get chicks, so when one comes in looking for work, the guy who questions his motives and business skills is the first to go...I have yet to hear from Marvel's lawyers aboutany of this...I sure hope I won't though, I'm too poor to get into a lawsuit!

~Jay

[kara366]

LMAO, funny.

[jyhash]

Thank you, Madam!

~Jay

[johnbuchan2323]

Trya doing another super hero

[jyhash]

That's what is said! Thanks for watching!

~Jay

[slagar5]

no do more SPIDER-MAN! tis one was great!

[zindar]

haha wat the heck

[charmed8witch]

hahahah thats funny

[jyhash]

Glad you think so! Thanks for Watching!

~Jay

[kakashixxsharingan]

halirous

[jyhash]

THank You! ~Jay

[jyhash]

Wow, I'm so glad that you enjoyed it! All of these really nice comments...they really make me want to do a sequel. *sigh* I guess, I'll get started on writing a few more...

:-)

~Jay

[ZUnderdawgUSA]

I loved this! Theres nothin better than hearin Spider-Man callin the Juggernaut and Rhyno huge fuckers and the Black Cat a bitch. Fuckin awesome. This is my favorate movie I've seen on this site.

[jyhash]

Thanks for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed it! ~Jay

[jyhash]

Hey Folks, For all of you who asked where I got my Spidey Costume, the same guy who sold me my costume has a similar costume upon eBay right now. Though, whereas my costume was a Spider-Man 2 Movie COSPA costume, the one he's selling is a Comic book version. buthe may have some more movie versions in stock. Ask him! Enjoy! ~Jay... PS: I just met another actor at a party I went to tonight that might possibly star in a Luke Cage tell-all...We'll see if it works out. Fingers crossed!

[DISnut]

Link please?

[jyhash]

Here's the Site:

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-Spider­man-costume-comic-version-COSP­A-100_W0QQitemZ150016578711QQi­hZ005QQcategoryZ197QQrdZ1QQcmd­ZViewItem

[iamshivy]

wow that was great

[ToysArentUs]

Kickass video. Had me crawling on the floor with laughter!

[jyhash]

I appreciate your appreciation! I'm happy that you found it funny! ~Jay

[trojangreg]

that video was incredible i absolutly loved it and i cant wait to see more

[jyhash]

Thank you! So happy you enjoyed it! I'll make sure and let everyone know when I get a new one up.

~Jay

[daggerfang]

r u gonna make any more of these:) it could be like an entire series of superheros!!! :P