Cursing Crazy Grunt

[XBK8]

@alexthecommunist fuck off

[MASTERBIGDADDY117]

Lol the worst thing I've heard a grunt say was suck my dick

It was in halo 3

[Oskarmandude1]

@MASTERBIGDADDY117

XD

Do you mean when the grunt says: "SUCK A HAIRY DICK!"

He's actually saying "Suck it Heretic!"

[Rimfire748]

@MASTERBIGDADDY117 do grunts even have a dick!? lol XD

[uberninja228]

what level was that

[MrHidiki]

Press 9

[ProCircuitHonda]

I was on reach and this one grunt said," Sheeit!!!!" My Gtag is (ii TooMoBBin x)

Czech it out.

[ProCircuitHonda]

KILLED YOU MOTHER*BEEP*!!!

[cupcake3137]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[andersonjesse97]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Killed you motha'fu*BEEP* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[XBK8]

Fake

[alexthecommunist]

@XBK8 your mom is fake

[MIGU3L2K]

HALO REACH SUCKS THE GRUNTS DONT SPEAK ENGLISH AND CUSs

[JerryMcJerry]

YOU DEAD, MUTHAFU*BLEEP!* Made me laugh so hard the first time I watched this. xD

[guitarfreak636]

i am gonna put this on my sound board

so when i kill someone on halo reach they will hear lol the end killed you mother fucker

[blackhaloful]

omg im gonna go crazy like that grunt all u guys sound like 2 year olds when curse its swear not curse it sounds ssooo. gay when u say wow he cursed frigg its so gay lol anyway

[mudkip96]

halo will be greater if the grunts used more strong language and cursing.

[EpixClan]

@mudkip96 grunts dont speak english anymore :(

[XtremeGamer5000]

Funny

[mrkingofhalo3]

dat grunt has serois issues

[BlackLegion104]

You' dead..... Muthaf****

[Jeremiah1009]

wow I didn't know grunts cused lol

[pspboy107]

sounds like cartmen from southpark XD im pretty sure if he played halo online he would sound like this

[Snowkatten]

cant remeber but it was either in halo 1 or halo 2 when i grunt actually said fuck you... not kidding

[bAnGeDcLiEnT1]

@Snowkatten yeah I remember that... It was Halo 1 lol

[frankenstein605]

@Snowkatten no... i think he says somethin like "SHOOT U!"

[Snowkatten]

@frankenstein605 okey... my bad ;P it really sounded like he said something else

[frankenstein605]

@Snowkatten i know... but its something like "shoo u!", im not rly sure

[MasterHaloDude]

"you mother &%$@er "

[moneyplease69]

so funy in never get tired of watching ti

[Momomohf]

ill bite your knee caps off mother f.....

[moneyplease69]

@Momomohf you dead

[moneyplease69]

funny as hell its cool

[GoldenPlaymaker123]

ha ha that fucker got fucked by a grunt

[shadowgear111]

reminds me of robin williams standup the way he says the f-word

[MultiDemon55]

U DEAD *GRUNT DIED* Hear Little Damn? He Said DAMNMOTHAFU***!!

[MrR3BU]

MuthaF******!!!!!!

[halo123rock92]

MUTHAF***

[2ndgalanoth]

Halo CE

[pat7628]

did you kow a grunt in halo 3 a grunt actually curses but it sounds like a warthog horn, the grunts says you arbiter is a jerk and a glactic *Warthog horn* Asshole! seriously ask bungie and it is real i was playing halo 3 on the ark and with the IWHBYD skull on and it is freakin funny, if it happens again i will put it on youtube!!!!

[IrisWatcher]

"Ask Bungie"... congratulations on being completely pants-on-head retarded.

[pat7628]

@IrisWatcher i am not a retard and it is true, calling me a liar? i asked Bungie on their website, and i have it on video,

[IrisWatcher]

"I asked Bungie on their website"...Reallyyyy? Some what unbelievable considering that Bungie rarely reply to posts on Bnet and i highly doubt any of them would reply to a "herp derp grunt make car noise loool" thread... If you're telling the truth, find a link to the thread and i will take back all my allegations...I just find it very difficult to believe

[Thehiddenbrotherhood]

seriously wth are you arguing lol its a game

[MrNosaman]

it is halo reach

[kaddany4644]

No it looks like halo 1..maybe PC version

[explodnchickens]

dip crap thats halo 1

[pat7628]

@MrNosaman the gameplay right now? no that is halo 1 but it is a PC version of mods

[HaloPwNnCrab]

i heard the kneecap one in halo 3.

[Klidkela]

i love the last one xD

[SenganMaster]

He only cursed once.

[mastertyler10]

haliorios

[ApplePC360Tutorials]

FAKE but funny

[catic1234]

LOL the end! KILLED YOU MOTHAFU*BEEB*

[sheen457]

lol i believe its fake but its still funny

[LuciencesDeath]

lols fucking hilarious... i dont care if it's fake or not or whatever just laugh and enjoy it

[carbon544]

it's not fake it was made by one of the voice actors at Bungie they just didn't put it in the game

[TheAmericanCanadian]

fake but, i loled

[freelancerpowers]

i like the second one, i know it's fake, and I can't find it anywhere in the game's root directory files, but would you be able to send it to me for a mod im making?

[flameomega1]

im pretty sure the last one was fake o.o

[exranio]

why does anyone care if its fake

[thejrg4]

fake not close to funny

[kingofwars3000]

so wow its fake buts its hilarous

[DayLight95]

its fake, its from the joe staten grnt voice outakes vid, he just added the audio in

[RaneNytku]

Nuuuu, not my kneecaps!!

[zxcluke]

he said the f word?

[spazeman33]

ROFL!

[yutaman99]

some of it isnt fake The first one i always here from the grunts o_o

[Bluestudio555]

If only he said, yippie kay aye mother fucker!

[Sherpard1]

HAHAHA good one!

[Chelsayee]

LOL! aw :) lmao

[wertests215]

when will people realize this is fake

[kangarobot77]

yeah, its fake, but its so fucking funny and it sounds like the grunts

[Sandlot47]

@kangarobot77 lol I know you posted this a while ago but actually its not fake. All of these grunt lines were in Halo 1 but 2 of the lines in this vid were cut from the game and those lines were, "I'll bite your knee caps off" and "Mother fu****". ^_^

[onemanarmy675]

@kangarobot77 Its an outtake from the real voice actors

[Dzevad14]

lol i havent eben started story mode and i kno this is fake

[wildabeest4]

lol he said that to me one time when i was playin assault on the control room. i didnt catch the whole thing just the last part when he mother f**ker

[alex23324523]

YOU DEAD mother(bleep)...

[kangarobot77]

they sound like halo 3 grunts

[theonlymaster159]

ILL BITE UR KNEE CAPS OFF!!!!! man u must have pissed it off 0_0 DEAD(3 sec pause)MOTHER*****

[onekoolbrothansa]

hahhahabhahahaaahahaaahaujdsui­fthrejityhwytrwjtrp mouther f***** lolololo

[marioandluigirock1]

cool

[MusicalSeraphina]

Replay this as may times as you want and it'll never get old.

Mother(bleep) LOL ROFL LMAO!!!!

[TomShayAdams]

motherfu-

roflawlz

[sonicdistortion12]

Was a cast member of monty python around forthe 1st one?

[pokedragon12]

i didnt know halo was this funny

[wblkeith469]

hhaha you dead

[timcox34]

when he says dead mutha f#$ker it sounds liek cartman from south park a little

[armyboy1997]

a grunt alled me a faggot

[crankdat209]

mother F***** LOL!!!

[wildabeest4]

i couldve sworn a grunt killed me one time and said mother F$#@er

[123turkeybacon1]

mother@#$%!

lol!

[PhillyFlyersSuck]

favorited, this is the first video ive ever favorited lol

motha#%$&@!!!

[MrHaxman]

does the bleep happen in the game or did u ad that in

[IrbeDave]

"Dead...Motha' F***a."

[madcowyup]

Rofl.

[Farcry437]

damn that 2nd was funny, I'm sending it to a whole bunch of people rolfcopter^^

to quote MC, "its my rolfcopeter and it goes soi soi soi soi soi..."

[sweetKaylahMartinez]

lol! "you dead, muthaf$#!@%"

[CALLOFDUTY590]

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[ARLINDERON]

haha ''you dead, mutha *****

[Dark12987]

rofl

[mrfaty2]

lol

[henry46619]

Good, because I miss playing Doom 3.

[XxXKRAKAXxX]

you can play xbox original games on a xbox 360 if you have one

[memea1915]

if u have xbl yea

[BigF34]

No problem man. I am a Halo fan. I pretty much pay attention to everything involves with Halo. LOL!

[BigF34]

It's real you idiots. I heard it on the bugie website. I doubt its still there...

[xperimentals]

thanks for helping me out....i didnt even bother replying to them retards...i only had the voices so i added a gameplay video to make this vid more interesting

[Slure123]

So fake. If it were real the sound where it came from would differ.

[Girlsrule988]

lol he said "I'll bite your kneecaps off!"

[blackdogti]

*sigh* sounds faked

[bloodyhawk23]

mother **** OMG LOL

[hycangsLIFE]

lol by 0:15

[aaronolisrocks]

halo 1 sucks? halo 1 created a new era of shooting!

[MindFreak590]

you mean FPS but i agree nonetheless!! xD

[bonez815]

lmfao!!!"MOTHER ****

[Awesoman95]

they really say that? dang boi i gotta get sum grape soda and fried chicken boiiii

[neeko5000]

roflmfao You Want Some Of This? C'mon yeah C'mon Bring It I'll Bite Your Kneecaps Off

[lalaken333]

1.You want some of this cmon Yeah cmon ill bite your Knee Caps off.

2.Got one.kill Dead,Kill you,You Dead Mother Fucker. Rofl

[RUNESCAPEPWNS2]

lmao the mother fucker thing made me lmao

[cody45638]

IWHBYD means "I would have been your daddy"

[FDGRAVEDIGGER]

LOL!

[ghostx325]

lol last one was funny

[palmboominhetvliegtu]

lol motherf*****

[AzrielBathory]

whether or not that was real, which halo is that the first one?

[legodude5566]

combat evolved

[ruinedninja]

Motha *BLEEP*

[Knightinblack11]

That was clearly fake

[calapanpo]

You just took that from the grunt dialogue outtakes.

[TheGeckoSays]

lol

[moviemaster13]

first one sounded fake but listened to it again second one was the best XD

[Stalker258963]

LMAO

[bringitinsoad]

lol

[theflacos]

that second grunt is halarious 100% i'm rating this

[j0r3l07]

mother %!@*#$

[softer60]

lol i saw a grunt once and it said very faintly "guitar hero rules!im on crack zo my god i need heroin and a lancer!weeeeeeeee!"(at "weeeee" he jumped off a cliff)

[saucon10]

first of all that was fake and second or all the top left corner what the hell is that?

[funkynerdsproduction]

*cough* the bullets

[steven11726]

lol i'll bit your damn knee caps off

[Trancefan89]

I Swear the people who do south park voice the grunts. the flipyap line sounds like cartman, these kinda remind me of kyle. lol

[halocrazy123456]

in halo 2 once one said "the monkeys killed elite!run!"

[whoamancanadian]

one told me to suck his dick demon

[gangstabros13]

i love the grunts and there side sayings so funniest 1 was wen i assasinated a sleeper it hit his buddy he said he asshole why'd u do that

[Sasaru112]

a grunt called me a jackass in halo 3 when i killed a brute before

[XxGrunchYxX]

Yeah dude, I remember that as well, it was funny. Grunts are the best out of all the Infantry.

[Sasaru112]

what map is the mother fucker part in

[thehate150]

1st grunt: u want some of this? cmon bring it! ill bite your kneecaps off!

2nd grunt: got one! ya kill! kill u! o u dead...mutha fucka!

[tazneo1]

go onto halo 2 and be the arbiter and stare at a grunt for like 10 mins my fave one of doing that is

"whats wrong arbiter?"

"make campfire? sing song?"

[legodude132]

did they really say that cause if they did that would be funny asss shit

[powercore11]

lol now thats comedy

[Owen2rules]

man i wish i had the "original" Halo but lol

[CheesyPieGamer]

Love it! I think I know where they got the ILL BITE YER KNEE CAPS OFF! From... Monty Pithone (I know I cant spell) The holy grail... The guy cuts the blackknights arms and legs off... So he says... COME ON THEN YA YELLOW BELLYED BASTARD! ILL BITE YAR KNEE CAPS OFF!

[americanmounty2]

lol but ok. monty python

[Sasaru112]

got one! kill, dead, kill you, you dead mother fucker!

[shenkuru]

lol i like the mother@%#$ one its funny XD

[t3hf2pg0dz]

mother %!@*#$

[ToaSalvaLeader]

i'll bite ur kneecaps off? lol!!!

[Sith1997]

that did not sound like a grunt

[xperimentals]

well of course its the dude thats making the voices, i got this from a demo DVD about halo and bruteforce so its real

[copypacer]

lolol he said mother @#$%#@$##

[Richunite34]

lol

[megaweirdo23]

lol bite your knee caps XD

[jaryl13]

lol same thing happened to me except he shouted "go fuck yourself motherfucker"

[theroflman02]

what version of halo was it and what you do

[jaryl13]

It was Halo 3 and all you need is the "I Would Have Been Your Daddy" skull ot IWHBYD for short

[aimosal]

No its not look at the hud, Hud is diff

[jaryl13]

oh no cause i mentioned earlier that i heard a grunt shout "go f@#$ yourself motherf@#$er!" haha it was on Halo 3 when i turned on the IWHBYD skull

[aimosal]

oh...

[jsh020]

one says "fuck you heretic" thats proboly what you heard.

[jaryl13]

No I'm very sure it said "go F@#$ yourself MotherF@#$er!!" haha can't forget that it went kamikaze on me too lol.

[jsh020]

i got my one last night. i also shot the arbiter and he said "you shot me fool" like as if mr t said it. and the funiest one i got was from a grunt" you killed flip niad. or yab flip was he. DONT ASK ME DONT KNOW FLIP NIAD. yab fip and i went to the nipple acadamy together and now hes dead. i thought that was fake on the video that has that lie but you got to have the one skull thats jiberish on to get it.

[psychicdumass]

lol i kno thats on h3. on the level with the towers u gta de activate

[agjhgjhgjkfg]

you retars thats halo 1 look at the hud,its halo 1 hud retard

[videosofwtf]

I have halo 1, it doesnt look like halo 1.

[H1perSn1per]

its halo: ce