Postmortem Assessment of Chris Wood(s): Possible lethal airborne detritus from ground contaminants. Reporter Isiah Carey complaining and showing symptoms of said contamination through oral transmission. Location of Incident: Fuckin Country-Ass Fucked-Up Town, United States.
I don't know why this is so fascinating to whites. The way that he speaks at the beginning of the video is an affectation, probably learned and practiced extensively in broadcast school. The way that he speaks after the bug flies in his mouth is the way that he speaks normally. Any African American adult, who isn't a recent immigrant, is one or two generations removed from the South. There is nothing remarkable about what transpires in this video.
The way he speaks when the bug flies into his mouth - I am not 100% sure that is the way he "normally" speaks.
Take for example the way I speak. In real life, my voice naturally sounds a bit anxious. When I am actually anxious, I speak in a very disinterested, monotone, flat voice - such that it sounds like a person who is not anxious.
@realrocky8591 Okay, you're crazy. I, on the other hand, am a black guy who has many university educated professionally employed southern black relatives. So, you'll have to forgive me if I dismiss your opinion as uninformed bullshit.
It's very much possible that his "white" voice is his real voice, and his "ghetto" voice later is not. I doubt you have met Isiah Carey in person, so who are you to say what he really sounds like.
His co-workers are pricks. How can u put this on the internet. Not like that guy is ever gonna work as a reporter in live tv after that. Funny as hell though.
Hilarious!! From a proper Non-Regional accent to ghetto in seconds!!! ROTFLMBO!!! A fly flew in his mouth and EVERYTHING in the town was shot to sh** in his eyes.....can't see, he's dyin', etc, etc... LMBO!!!!
ive watched em all this is the best one and funniest . so many other versions since this one are u the origonal uploader of this one or did u steal it
Translation: " What really happened on that Thursday here at Agusta High school that lead to Chris Wood's death-- plkhukh-- What was that? My heavens! I'm figuratively being layed waste to in this rather atrocious farm-like town. Things are literally flying inside my mouth, and my vision is obscured. Pollen. I recommend we promptly get out of this forsaken farm-like town. Again, just to clarify, my vision is obscured. Please wait."
Great,but the truncated version is funnier really at 41 seconds long.Awesome how the eloquent, urbane & dignified Sidney Poitier type presentation caves into the ranting wild Nigger antics and accent of the Cottonfields !!
Pants on the ground
Bethbeth16 6 days ago
I guys we will never know what really happened
charmedone3709 1 week ago
You can take the man out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of the man!
mrhutchen 3 weeks ago
lol "Goes from Will Smith to Lil Wayne"
Weezy8887 3 weeks ago
Lmao ahhhhh
1freakytrick 4 weeks ago
Lmao ahhhhh
1freakytrick 4 weeks ago
Hell naxl he funny as hell
MsAlexis8989 1 month ago
what song is this?
formusicplaylist1 1 month ago
Shit flying in my mouth i cant see, lol
LIVEDevin 1 month ago
Lol this killed me!
LIVEDevin 1 month ago
I like how he does the gesture that he's blaming the whole town when he says "fucked up town"
mike12761 1 month ago
L M F A O!!
ladyivy666 2 months ago
BY FAR...this is the best remix version!
danieljh 2 months ago
lmaooo ! ! ! ! !
what the fck was that ? !
tyrayah1 2 months ago
this has to be one of the most hilarious
clips i have ever seen
trackboi27 3 months ago
whos cris woods
thekidforyou 3 months ago
One of the best remix ever....
541Phil 3 months ago
thumbs up if u tried to see wht went in his mouth
thekidforyou 3 months ago
lmaoooo when the music came on
lanabicar 3 months ago
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lanabicar 3 months ago
im dyin in this fucked up country ass town lol
slapYOM0nk3yass 3 months ago
great remix,super cut.
hurnsohn100 3 months ago
FUNNY
TREASUREROSE09 4 months ago
@kingsaid3690 its black friday by lil kim i believe
GodzxOwn 4 months ago
@GodzxOwn It's actually 'Simon Says' - Pharaohe Monch....SIMON SAYS GET THE FUCK UP
rhiegel83 3 months ago
wad da fugq is dat?!! shied!!
xraidedlok 4 months ago
what is the song??
kingsaid3690 4 months ago
This will never get old. Still brings me to tears lmfaooo
PimpActionLink 4 months ago
Lol he his funny as hell
sabosboy92 5 months ago
dude this is the houston fox neews reporter!!!!
iskate5819 5 months ago
I Finally Knew what's the P Word he says , it's not Pollen it's not Parlour , It's Porno ... Shit ... I Can't See Porno XD
Mizterist 5 months ago
he was acting white.
Kelloland98 6 months ago
haha i love how his voice is totally different when he starts talking all ghetto lol
volleyballluver1995 6 months ago
fake video but hella funny
HTxGamer18 6 months ago
@HTxGamer18 It's Not Fake -____-
Mizterist 5 months ago
What really happened on that Thursday here in Augusta high school that lead to Chris Wood's death......
plhhhgh.......
the fuck is that.....SHIT....pfftt
Im dyin in this fuckin country ass fucked up town...pftttt
shit flyin in my mouth..
the fuck i cant see pile...
ggylets get the fuck out this country mutha fucka
i cant see whereahh..
sssssf.....slllllp....
jubjubmh316 6 months ago 2
So funny
Urniss 6 months ago
Haha wat really happen
Wat the f was that lol
iphonechick14 6 months ago
Postmortem Assessment of Chris Wood(s): Possible lethal airborne detritus from ground contaminants. Reporter Isiah Carey complaining and showing symptoms of said contamination through oral transmission. Location of Incident: Fuckin Country-Ass Fucked-Up Town, United States.
jaydubyuel 7 months ago
,,a grasshopper flew in his mouth!!,, JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA LOL,
babiboib7 7 months ago
@princess101tube ...i agree...dat makes it even more funnier!!!...da mix at da end is hilarious LOL!! JAAJAJAJAJAJA,,
babiboib7 7 months ago
Whats the word begining with P he says at 21 seconds? Its probably pollen, but its sounds like parlour!
1FineYoungCannibal 7 months ago
Looooooooove this Shiiit.! Country ass fucked up town... haha. Defuckizzzzzaaaat.?
monasuniverse 8 months ago
"wait that was wrong" i don't think so, that was funny
fingomsincs 8 months ago
now we really see how they act off camera did he loose his job
Valerienewkirk 8 months ago
Man this is funny as hell
uptnola3 9 months ago
Harvard to harlem in 0.2 seconds
XpoopziesX 9 months ago
that mixing was perfect
Jeruwalter 9 months ago
Lmfao!
Jmick6 9 months ago
I don't know why this is so fascinating to whites. The way that he speaks at the beginning of the video is an affectation, probably learned and practiced extensively in broadcast school. The way that he speaks after the bug flies in his mouth is the way that he speaks normally. Any African American adult, who isn't a recent immigrant, is one or two generations removed from the South. There is nothing remarkable about what transpires in this video.
Hoopermazing 9 months ago
lmao its funny tho
KOLIN25 9 months ago
@Hoopermazing
Call me crazy, but I disagree.
The way he speaks when the bug flies into his mouth - I am not 100% sure that is the way he "normally" speaks.
Take for example the way I speak. In real life, my voice naturally sounds a bit anxious. When I am actually anxious, I speak in a very disinterested, monotone, flat voice - such that it sounds like a person who is not anxious.
realrocky8591 8 months ago
@realrocky8591 Okay, you're crazy. I, on the other hand, am a black guy who has many university educated professionally employed southern black relatives. So, you'll have to forgive me if I dismiss your opinion as uninformed bullshit.
Hoopermazing 8 months ago
@Hoopermazing
It's very much possible that his "white" voice is his real voice, and his "ghetto" voice later is not. I doubt you have met Isiah Carey in person, so who are you to say what he really sounds like.
realrocky8591 8 months ago
@realrocky8591 No it isn't. You're an idiot. Run along, now.
Hoopermazing 8 months ago
@Hoopermazing
Fine then, tell me what you know and hear once you meet Isiah Carey in real life. Then you can talk.
realrocky8591 8 months ago
His co-workers are pricks. How can u put this on the internet. Not like that guy is ever gonna work as a reporter in live tv after that. Funny as hell though.
ahakutittaja 10 months ago
Shit flying in my mouth.....
TheRSChickenTV 10 months ago
Lmao
MrJWALK57 10 months ago
you can send them to college and give them money but YOU CAN'T TAKE THE GHETTO OUT OF THEM!
vbabe11111 11 months ago
Hilarious!! From a proper Non-Regional accent to ghetto in seconds!!! ROTFLMBO!!! A fly flew in his mouth and EVERYTHING in the town was shot to sh** in his eyes.....can't see, he's dyin', etc, etc... LMBO!!!!
lelann5 11 months ago
wuuut duuuh fffuuuggg iss daaat??/ shyyyyt, im dying in dis fuggin country assss fuggg up town
shyt flying in my mouf, df???? i cant even seee
Tastedesenutz 11 months ago
True colors came out!! Tell em how ya really feel!! LoL!!
whitebeebo 11 months ago
Rallo nailed this from The Cleveland Show
wallyca10 11 months ago 25
This is sooooo funny. Every time I watch it gets funnier. This never gets old!!! Rotf!!!!
SavannahsCynt 11 months ago
Toooooooooo damn funny!!!!!
enobur 1 year ago
Yhu can hear the camera man laughing in the background lolz
princess101tube 1 year ago 25
this video is so fuckin funny i watch it over and over its still funny
stopmotiongtr34 1 year ago
lmmfao x10!!!!!!!!!!!!
deangelo91907 1 year ago
lol
tomi4584 1 year ago
this shiiit is so damn funny lmao
hisphatbaby08 1 year ago
ive watched em all this is the best one and funniest . so many other versions since this one are u the origonal uploader of this one or did u steal it
themooseOFpower 1 year ago
0:04 The Fu@k is That!! LMMFAO
ImjoneswhoU 1 year ago 2
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Translation: " What really happened on that Thursday here at Agusta High school that lead to Chris Wood's death-- plkhukh-- What was that? My heavens! I'm figuratively being layed waste to in this rather atrocious farm-like town. Things are literally flying inside my mouth, and my vision is obscured. Pollen. I recommend we promptly get out of this forsaken farm-like town. Again, just to clarify, my vision is obscured. Please wait."
MrNosaman 1 year ago
lmfao the remix is funny
ghghghghification 1 year ago
Kenfig,
Check yourself, "Nigger antics...Cottonfields, really? Me thinker thou true colors doth show, literally
Praetorianguard2001 1 year ago
@Praetorianguard2001 No bs on that one
17KRyan 1 year ago
whats the song called?
Blballerboy 1 year ago
@Blballerboy pharoahe monch - simon says
BigBoizSkank 1 year ago
Lmao jeeze y do people read so much into this video and try to interpret it? Its just funny as hell.
17KRyan 1 year ago
Bahahahahahahaha X).!!
He Would Start Ghetto {(Its Cuz Hes Black)} [Not Rasist]
nosierosie07 1 year ago
I... I can't stop laughing, and watching it for that matter!
msharpashotr 1 year ago
LMAO! xD
RandomNerds12345 1 year ago
LOL!
Skullstation 1 year ago
LOVE IT...COMEDY..HAHA
hiphopsocnroc 1 year ago
haha haha haha very funny
2010Msjuicyfruit 1 year ago
Haha damn this is super funny haha!
DoubleSRP6 1 year ago
lol
JMGEntertainmentify 1 year ago
lmao
themooseOFpower 1 year ago
loooooooooooooooolz
hackslash197 1 year ago
lol lmao Rofl lol lmao Rofl lol lmao Rofl
knightisyung462 1 year ago
Too funny .....
dkpurs 1 year ago
Great,but the truncated version is funnier really at 41 seconds long.Awesome how the eloquent, urbane & dignified Sidney Poitier type presentation caves into the ranting wild Nigger antics and accent of the Cottonfields !!
kenfig 1 year ago
dhis is So FUNNY.....!!!!
babilove221 1 year ago
THIS IS TOO FUNNY
ladyredd007 1 year ago
I hope he didn't lose his job over this. It was too funny :)
cplusplus84 1 year ago
@cplusplus84 trust me he still n action!!!!!!! lol
peece7 1 year ago
Thanks ollie
kingratboy2 1 year ago
ctfuuuuu !
riissaasayz 1 year ago
lmao
mikkmouseee 1 year ago
any one els thinking of the black e news man from family guy...
britdemo 1 year ago
At the end of this video, does anyone know what that music/track is from??
I've heard it a few places and I'm looking for it's origin.
UniQueLyEviL 1 year ago
that was fuckin great!!!!
woodman1932 1 year ago
he must of gone to school to learn to speak White.
myg0tBUTTPLUG 1 year ago
he just had a NIGGA MOMENT
swagteamfly 1 year ago
what beat is this?
ahlvinf 1 year ago
@ahlvinf Ghetto news reporter song - Pharoahe Monch - Simon Says get the F**K UP
ja019174 1 year ago
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12lfme12 1 year ago
OH MY GOD FUNNY LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BigSexyQ25 1 year ago
kudos on the mix ....... well done !!!
MsGman09 1 year ago
ILL DIE IN THIS COUNTRY ASS FUCKED UP TOWN!!!! lmfao!!!!!!!! XD
dawnjones82 1 year ago
im surprised that he didnt lose his JOB!!! lmao
peece7 1 year ago
Oh my gosh... that's one of the funniest things I have seen in a LOOOONG time!!!
quinnmyster 1 year ago
ROTFL.......LMAO.....This is too dam funny!!!!
eshamo2006 1 year ago
this lol funny he turns ghetto then proper lol
breeya21897 1 year ago
hahahaha dhat is too funny
mizsShortcake1 1 year ago
What was that song ??
captainwesker47 2 years ago
omfg that is most funnist thing ever!
4music101 2 years ago
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
luv the remix
missberry808 2 years ago
"I can't see!"
eggbeard 2 years ago
LOOOOOOOOL hahahahahha
ThaNorwegianDude 2 years ago 2
hahaha funny and random
MasterMaxJfilms 2 years ago 2