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  • you can never find my weak spot

    wutang

  • this was cool as shit till he did that at 4:21!

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAAAAA......

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA....

  • 3:52 thru 3:55 = wasted energy lol

  • Go nuts pressing 1,2,3,4,5. this video is a beatbox system lol

  • guys just stop ripping on this piece o crap and watch ip man, now THAT's somewhat genuine

  • I think the slide whistle invincibility sound effect is supposed to be him channeling chi for his iron body technique

  • that sound effect and guy stance is more like he is trying get rid of his constipatoin :)

  • older asian sing dance gaga must see

  • he was bad-ass...but i doubt he could mess with Golden-arm..hehehe

    

  • Wind from Big Trouble

  • BROTHER!! brother!! Brother!!! BROTHER!! brother!! Brother!! BROTHER!! brother!! Brother!!! BROTHER!! brother!! Brother!! BROTHER!! brother!! Brother!!! BROTHER!! brother!! Brother!!

    wow what awesome lines!!

  • Press 5 repeatedly XD

  • This shit is funny but its a disgrace to real tai chi then again the chinese are no longer masters of the old arts they have wushu now state sponored gymnastics i have trained with a wushu champion his knowledge of real tai chi was shallow he had no concept of combat tai chi and in a real fight he would get fucked they are not trained to be fighters but rather they are trained to be great artists of form or movement

  • @omarshinken

    Real fighters don't exhibit fighting. E.g. Shaolin monks + peace.

  • some of the best kung fu fighting i ever seen

  • how da fuk he not mess up dat symbol @ 3:58 to 4:01

  • Yea this my shit how he created the symbols of his art in the dirt while fighting a nigga with two swords

  • You know you bad when you can draw some cool ass emblems into the dirt all while fucking some guy up with two swords and the intent to kill.

  • 0:32 SLIDE WHISTLE STANCE

  • All I have to say is:

    1:00

  • Ok, so why is that these folks take so many punches and can get up to continue fighting? I mean the white guy hit the other guy so many times, it' s mind buggling.

  • Worst voice acting evar.

  • Hmmm... the Chinese guy with white hair might be stronger than Chuck Norris....

  • The guy in white hair. He must be good in bed.

  • shockz!!

    

  • Like always 100 to 200 punches to knok down one china guy. In the rest of world is enough one healthy uppercut.

  • @mope009 It's not easy to knock down a China guy as evident from this video. And if you see a China man with long white hair, a double sword can't even hurt him.

  • its the vigorous training he had for 30 years.. High pitch voice

  • Carter Wong is da bomb, I loved him in big trouble in china, with my man Kurt, he was the blow up man.

  • nothing beats old school martial arts gotta love it

  • that niggas lucky hes invincible cuz he'd be dead 100 times over

  • Where do you download your kung fu movies with english language from??? I would really appreciate knowing that. Thank you...

  • would help if the swords were carbon steel and sharpened...

  • this guy is made of steel! the guy with the swords is stabbing and stabbing, take a hint after 20 tries.

  • If you learn Tai Ji not only your body becomes invincible but your clothes to look at that dudes shirt only when he got under it hie could cut it. So you have to be inside to defeat him.

  • mmm yes i kill him

  • why warn him "watch out HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

  • i like the sun and moon step it reminds me of the eight trigrams 64 palms from naruto but i like how he just ingraved it on the ground and stuff that was just qurrky.

  • ok he's invinsible when you try to hit him ,but is he invincible if i tried to do grappling moves like a arm bar or a sleeper hold

  • @GatameOne

    1) I doubt he would let himself get into that position.

    2) IF you can't cut him I'm sure you couldn't tear his flesh/break his arm or put him to sleep

  • @snukka you doubt he cwould let himself get in that position? he allowed himself to get in that position plenty of times when his opponent used the swords this guys isnt thinking about grappling at all just weapons and striking see 0:54,

  • @snukka also 2:27 and down he was open for for grappling you can also trick him to be in that situation he wouldnt know you werent REALLY planning on grapplin him for it was all a trap and im pretty sure his weakness is ground fighting cause his training isnt ment for the ground now yeah he could adapt and as stated his weakness can be changed in the documentry ,but it's worth a friggin shot seeing that he actually does have a weakspot.

  • @GatameOne lol worth a shot. Anything to find that 1weak spot

  • @GatameOne lol worth a shot. Anything to find that 1weak spot that constantly moves

  • @snukka oh yeah havent you seen jiujitsu theirs a movement that counters everyone of youre movents preparing you for the inevitable grappling technique plus if this grapper knew aikido as well he could use his opponents strength against him i belive we are truly designed to wrestle because believe it or not when it comes down to it somebody always gos to the ground and then it's time to grapple.

  • @GatameOne and you still havent found a defense against the openings for grappling either.

  • @GatameOne Whats the point if everything that's done to they guy is reversed?

  • so.....you think your kung fu is good........... try my snake style fists!

  • Does anybody know where I could buy these movies???I want to get them and can`t find them any where.

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  • " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

    lol

  • very poor pic quality

  • before the fight if any dude did a wacky pre-fight kung fu stance and I heard a "beeeeeyyoooo" noise I'd counter with the get-the-f*ck-outta-there stance!

  • 3:23 "Cinnamon Step"

  • i been in martial arts since i was 10...ain't that much gonna have me talk like a girl and not get me any in my life for me to build a symbol in the ground kicking someone ass..then again that would be bad ass lol

  • Terrible English, they should make the movie in chinese and subtitle it

  • Even his clothes are invincible.

  • wwweeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo.... sound effect for being invincible LOL!

  • the swords are brand acme?

  • He's not invincible , his clothes are ... :d they don't even get cut on the torso !

  • Lmao. That dude just laughed and walked off son. N wat kinda laugh is that anyway. lol

  • I like the WHOOOOOOPPP sound that keeps happening.

  • can't beat the power of slide whistle

  • Una cagata pazzesca -.-'

  • Awesome voice actors, Nostalgic as hell.

  • Sun and moon step.

  • He should have stopped after he realized the ying-yang he drew on the ground...WITH HIS FEET!!

  • love the 70's haircuts...the reverse beatle!

  • wow, thats crazy. the guy in the white is the molester of worlds.... To catch a sword with the inner crease of your elbow is POWER. He cant be cut...how ridiculous. He should have fucked that stupid kid off ALOT quicker with that kind of power.

  • Sounds like some one kicked him in the nuts..

  • fucker just stared and laughed at homeboy after beating his ass then walks off like hes thinking of what should he eat for lunch today. if i was the dude on the ground i wouldnt look into a mirror for a month, just to ease the pain of embarrassment. ahaha

  • Wow this fucking sucked, bad fight scene, bad sound effects, annoying ass voices. I want that 5:08 of my life back.

  • @MartialArts4Ever dickhead

  • @MartialArts4Ever Agree. The villain is like a bad Pai Mei clone.

  • i bet your mother wants back some more time...

  • @xlaym Lmao, i bet you think that was clever. Fail moar plox. kthxbai

  • i will

  • hehe the sound of his power is a mere slide whistle =)

  • Isnt the guy getting his ass kicked Jet Li?

  • he needs to sharpen those swords i think

  • at 3:22 wat does he say

  • I just can't stop laughing after hearing that crazy sound effect over and over again (0:37)

    Kinda reminds me of Sesame Street for some reason.

    And that laugh at 4:22. Talk about adding insult to injury!

  • @weichiang The laugh is important for a couple of reasons...I wont spoil why but this film is real good...worth a watch...The bad guy is carter wong, he was one of the evil masters in big trouble in little china.

  • @stonedcommander Thanks for the info. I thought this guy was supposed to be Pai Mei in the movie hahahah.

    Looks like I was wrong.

  • 2 questions: 1) is the white haird guy made of adamantium? and 2) why did they make that crop circle?

  • @noodoo19 the white haired guy is trained to prevent cuts through a style called tai chi. they learn to focus on points of their body to become inpenetrable. the crop circle is called the yin-yang. in kung-fu, it is as holy as the star of david.

  • since the swords cant cut him , why bother dodging??

  • Makin T and C surf logos in the ground while he's kickin that butt. How humiliating.

  • I think I used to have this on video but it was called Iron Armour. Wicked movie.

  • this is baddass!

  • "damn you - you gonna pay for that with your life!"

  • If I land multiple blows with my sword and it does nothing maybe just maybe you should have a pistol as backup.

  • Is it me or everytime Carter Wong does his diagram on the ground it looks like he is wearing two left shoes on his feet, lol!

  • the noise after his stance is getting annoying

  • Dubs ftw. I love how the guy's lips move once and a whole sentence came out in english.

  • He is a master of the "Iron Body Kung Fu Style" it truly blocks all of your weak spots but you still have one weak point.

  • The reason he can't be cut or harmed is because he is trained in the chi tai style which in the movie represents invincibility but in reality he's truely not invincible because he has one weakness which can be relocated which is why he does that whistle slide thing with his arm alot

  • Are you the fake Bruce Lee from the School of Chop Suey?! No, are you the asian version of Santa Claus?! No! Well then, lets fight! HHIIIIIIIYAAAAAAA!!!!

  • What's with this guy is he a god or something?

  • what's with slide whistle pose,LOL

  • @glockzup LOL.

    And is he the tinman?

  • along with mystery of chessboxing, one of my all-time favorites

  • Excellent effing technique! WOW

  • Actually it's the first time i see Carter Wong not hilarious, and he is fighting with a good tecnique too... i'm embarassed!

  • whats wrong wit his laugh at the end

  • "damn you - you gonna pay for that with your life!" CLASSIC

  • @djmocok

    Another one is: you lousy swine. lol

  • because he is Carter Wong!!! Mica pizza e fichi...

  • @Carlovfx can you please explain cause i don,t understand

  • thats some live action dragonballZ right thar

  • u know...after the first minute that i realized that the swords werent doin the trick i wouldah been outta there.

  • can someone please explain to me what's with that stupid penis-losing-it's-erection sound???

  • Evidently, he's building his chi. Every time he does it, his balls grow smaller, though, hence the sound effect. This is why his voice is so high and why opponents never get a hold of anything when they do the nut-grab technique

  • uhoh dim mak, to bad hahahaha

  • awesome when he broke that guys sword

  • I got this at a flea market in a box that called it hard tai chi, awesome flick though I love these guys!

  • I still have an original VHS of this movie. His death point was his mouth lol.

  • The asian version of chuck norris(the whiteguy) of course

  • he keeps losing to carter wong cause his hair is that gay bowl cut...i has this movie its fucking awesome. easily my favorite. shaolin v lama is good too

  • 4:22.JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ

    xD

  • just use iron bar or iron rod to hit his head lor...easy, if you still using sharp weapon, that is so stupid. Also can use iron hammer like HHH hammer lol. He fight with HHH guaranty to lose.

  • He`s using Power, thats not that simple like UR suggesting :-D haha, cool scene ;-)

  • I already ever seen people using similar power had beat by people using wood hammer

  • at the end he goes ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha pause ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol

  • ok my opinon is that if i cant cut nobody with a fucking sword and then he break it with his bare hands maaan i will just fucking give up lol

  • For Me If That Person Killed one of my family member or something i would never give up and i will try to beat them with my bare hands and legs if it doesn't work i will just bring an rod and if that doesn't work i will bring dagger

  • @Kenshin922 no honor on that .

  • I agree this was kinda crapy of course you already knew who was gonna win

  • LOL STUPID FUKK KANT TYPE FOR SHIT

  • UzumakiNaruto959595 OH my god its is a movie how iT can be fake :)

    (sarcasm Mode ON)

  • i didnt like they had to use tricks to win and the ending was weak as hell

  • soooo funny

  • sun and moon step... ha ha har ha ha

  • 4:20

  • Carter wongs dubbed high pitch voice is classic, I love it when he says something like "sadda mun step!" the fight against Luchen near the start is great too.

  • he says " Sun and Moon Step"

  • You seem like the type of person who likes to make himself sound smart. Why dont you answer "GandhiJones" question just a few comments down, so that we can all give you a Pat on the back, or a medal or something.

  • 0:39 Worst "fightin words" ever.

  • LMAO indeed xD

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  • One of my favorite kung fu movies, too. What does he write with the blood from his finger before he dies?

  • painful training

  • maybe "Train hard"

  • his throat or something i guess, coz i thnk he found out his weakness which is his throat. so if you throw a knife down his throat he dies.

  • he cant find anything else to write with or its for dramatic effect

  • the white haired guys's laugh is fucking annoying, and are the screaching/dropping soun ds neccosary when he does his fighting stance?

  • the whisle sound gets annoying after a while...

  • The white guy may be a good match for the terminator!!!

  • Dang! Sometimes you got to know when to go,go,go instead of gettin that A-Status whipped like that. Damn!

  • true indeed. i would've been out @ 3:40 when i got sent flying across the field. Carter was in that stance with his back turned. as Hanna-Barbera's own animated Snagglepuss would say, "exit--stage right!" the Tai chi Man would not even heard me haul tail out of there.

  • LOL!

  • WTF? 4:22 damm laugh LOL HAHAHAHAH.... then HAHAHAHAHAH. WTF?!?!

  • 2:53 "Hinn HAHAAHAIIIA" He break the sword with rage , ahahahahahaha too much funny :D

  • they need that street fighter guy.. after that white bearded guy laughs.. he should say... You Win... Perfect!

  • Love the sound effects! Especially the Chi-Charge-Up....

  • i kno right omg i hate dat but its sooo funny dat he dies by laughin' lol

  • YES! This is da shit! I need to buy this!

  • Somehow I find this movie rather amusing... and little creepy at the same time. Wierd

  • This was the first old kungfu flick that I loved when I was a little kid. LOL

  • i farted

  • Carter wong's voice is a fucking travesty to this brilliant kung fu film... They should have had a serious toned voice for his character..

  • lmfao!! XD he just stops, laughs REALLY loud, n then just walks away. wtf lol

  • wtf,plastic sword?

  • 3:24 "Cinnamon Step"

  • lol, weak spot? The sound and his voice is absolutely hilarious.

    Also as theoretically speaking, in martial arts, you have or don't have any weak spot. For practically all of us, there are weak spots. As the intro to this movie stated, pressure points being moved, why bother? tai chi is all about chi control, you shouldn't have to worry about pressure points at all. Anyway, kool fight.

  • classic movie

  • anyone know were i can watch this movie?

  • Wonder if the Tai Chi style is a Real Style?

  • wtf.. are those plastic swords

  • "Jekenhou Hakke Rokujuu Yonshou" 3:16

    hehe just kidding:P

  • one of the best kung fu movies.

  • I love Carter Wong !

  • Wish the Tai Chi style was Real or is it???

  • oh my gosh, this is so kool

  • xD at the dubbing

  • I would've dropped them swords a long fuckin time ago. I mean you see you can't cut him so what's next?? Slap him with the swords. If he would've kept his ego in check he would've died at the end of the movie. Nice accurancy on the throw from the dagger.