I gave him a BL*WJOB but it didn't work! - Ask The John

[Lpietr0]

it is one of the most fucked up feelings a dude can have.... happened a couple of times to me and I know what the problem was... over fucking thinking ! but thankfully, there is a cure to that! and it is a alcohol! drink enough just to calm the down, and block all the fucking thoughts in your head so the other head can start working

[Erduk]

Alright, I don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet or not but the reason you keep hearing about young guys having trouble getting hard is because of internet porn. yourbrainonpornDOTcom can tell you all about the problems long term use of internet porn can have on any guy unlucky enough to start using it often. The lesson is: If you're going to masturbate, do it without porn and use your imagination or you won't be able to appreciate a real girl when you get the chance. Good hunting!

[mauriceraffoul]

at 22 i could get a hard on no problem, i never had a failure until like 40, but 22 it is either anxiety of hormon problem

[koricometh]

if a guy couldn't get it up i make him eat me out till i came..

[kc28]

No one from MALAYSIA yet? My boy

[1984nighthawk450]

SHe would kill me literally, she is a short round italian I would be DEAD lol

[DsexLive]

The skyy john motto:

" If i can't get it up, ill fist ya!"

[ashTUPANGAIA]

What do you do if your extremely self conscious? I constantly go to the gym. People are always saying nice confident things towards me. But I just don't believe any of it. I always think my boyfriend will cheat on me. ITS WRECKING THE RELATIONSHIP. any ideas?

[greg31395]

@ashTUPANGAIA if he cheats on you then he doesnt deserve you

[eeedel]

theres something you can eat that'll make your dick hard instantly... its called pussy.

[Isantasusi]

I don't think skyjohn has ever had confidence issues. Sniperman1717 hit the nail on the head. As a recommendation to the girl, go for some natural supplements, they won't do much but the placebo is great for getting over that hurdle.

If it's not working it's all about the fingers.

[Issizz1544]

I have jacked off everyday since i was 13. Im 20. Still going, all skin there.

[luisalbcarvajal]

Hahaha this is because people are fucking ugly people.. who's going to work for that bad payment ?,your dick ain't

[KaiserFlamberge]

:(

[ttfloyd19]

I've never had that problem but if that wwas to happen I would bring out the dildo...I'm jus saying...

[FxckYhurLife]

"Can't get it up? Oh..then, dude why are you still here?"

[EyeMOweKay]

Whats his problem? whats her problem? did you ask the dumb bitch if she looked like she just crawled out of a gutter?

[imcriticizer]

"meh, not feeling it tonight, good night"

PS: i'm married

[18thRozario]

I'll watch porn maybe !!

[DerWaldWichtel]

QOTD: happened to me with a hot chick once - couldnt get him up the first 2 tries.

But I'm in it to win - the next 6 times with her over the course of that sunday were awesome!

[flameon888]

woo im from singapore and 3rd nov is my birthday heheheee

[leeboot]

it could be related to the alcohol

[Jessebdwckdst]

yo my gma did catch me one time but i was slick with.she cant see very well n it was like after 1am i just covered the girl with my sheet on the floor lay on her n told her i fell out the bed.lol.lol.

yo my social email: is jesse_james4.5@hotmail.com

[kakompo]

SIT SIT SIT DOWN! lmao

[NightmareB4EU]

Seriously, Im 21 Years old, and there is NO reason ive ever not been able to Stand up and Report... for reals, there have been days where i have been up for 3-4 days on drugs that Make hard-ons hard to impossible... and still Tore up Rug... Spectacularly... Other guys Problems may include Lack of Confidence or Too much Estrogen lol, and Condoms Just make me go Longer, Less fun for me Ofc... but still, Guys need to up their game in recent years it seems!

[pussycattycat]

i would make him go down om me and then send his ass home.

[RVD705]

"Turn around and lets do doggy style" *grabs a dildo and bangs that shit*

[Chronosagaaddict]

A dude can get hard if the wind blows right, that's all it takes. so something must be wrong with you

[ram86904]

Dear my cock has gone soft, hope u like my big toe.

[xwaderx]

I'd say either you get to gagging or you get to going.

[werwr4]

dear skyy.... my first time was with a highschool chick at my best friends house with 4 other people playing video games while i was raw dogging, she was a ho she told us she slept with a mandingo size penis, it was loose, i suicide missioned it, trust me.. if you get me in that room. i would go 48 hours..

[sunfireThu]

The same shit happened to me recently too...Was my first time and was embarrassing as fuck. She was DTF but I just couldn't get it up! There is a high probability now that the relationship will crash and burn. Damn the pressure to perform that was bugging in my head!

[bizarrebob]

@sunfireThu - It happens to everybody. The reason is simple: Media and society now expects this thing called ''good sex''. So you think you have to perform to a good standard. The truth is, nobody knows how to perform to this standard. We all guess. So stop worrying and do what you do homeboy!

[sunfireThu]

@bizarrebob Thanks for the encouragement. Really appreciate it. The pressure was so intense in my head that I just couldn't do it. At the end of it all, I was like :"Oh crap. I am all done for." Hopefully I can use this lesson to become a better pipe layer next time.

[bizarrebob]

@sunfireThu - Hey man i've onlyjust seen your reply sorry for my late reply. Well if it's any consolation my girlfriend has been speaking to her ex. They were on webcam for the best part of 1 hour i found out. So i feel like my relationship is crashing and burning too. Next time you get to lay pipe, make sure you smash the pipe into place and really cement it in, because these girls need to be shown who is the boss, not their ex, YOU.

[sunfireThu]

@bizarrebob I totally see where you are coming from man. At least your girlfriend was using webcam to chat with her ex. I had the most awkward moment of my life, when my girlfriend's ex-HUSBAND came to her house where me and her had been hanging out. Was totally unprepared for that kind of face-to-face contact and was uneasy as fuck! I can totally see our relationship crash and burn soon, and the worst part is: It is I who has to start the demolition process. Love lessons come at a cost, I guess

[bizarrebob]

@sunfireThu - Well my girlfriend was flirting with him, saying how she missed him and she had been trying to call him. God knows what they were doing on camera. My mind tells me it was probably something X-rated but i'm praying it wasn't. I dumped her and screamed at her. She's been dumped 3 days and is begging for me back. She says she wants to see me tomorrow and she bought something for me. Depending what it is, i might take her back. But your right, the cost is very big :(

[sunfireThu]

@bizarrebob It sucks whenever you happen to fall for a girl who doesn't seem to be completely over her ex. For me, she told me she's completely over her ex-husband and I am willing to go all the distance with her. but I am having serious doubts over if I can handle the fact that he pops up in her life whenever he wants in the long run. She seems to be pretty devastated at the moment over this so I am going to wait till she is calm enough. Then I will break up with her, and take this as a lesson.

[pman0215]

megan fox and Rihanna wuld get pounde so fcking hard and long.. id have to take brakes

[computerjero]

Damn that shit happened to me and after 10 minutes trying to bang her…I left. Took the only prostitute with a fucking a-cup >_>

[lolLacey01]

you nearly knocked over your fucking shelf with your crazy dick jump hahaha

[Anglacer]

if the dick fails, the finger doesn't.

- Anglacer™

[Selmziez]

Relax, keeping working on it.. and eventually you'll get somewhere. Patience is the key girls! you need to put some effort into the situation, above everything DON'T JUDGE, don't even let him smell any discouraging thoughts :)

[WMastersred]

I had a man down moment once...but with quick thinking I turned the situation into me not being able to perform because my heart wasn't in it because I didn't feel loved enough because she never got me anything. (Guess who got a new xbox the next day.)

[dathill]

not everyone is the same though

[Polojine1]

toyota commercial?

[dalesalsa]

THE ONLY CHANNEL WHERE I GO BACK AND READ THE COMMENTS... HAHAA

THE COMMENTS ARE JUST AS GOOD AS THE VIDEO... If not better sometimes...

[dalesalsa]

BROO GO BACK TO **TWO** QUESTIONS!!!! IT WAS WAY BETTER! JUST SAYIN...

[TheBlondGamer1]

im a girl and i watch this show can i still have a go with Megan Fox ;D

[dalesalsa]

@TheBlondGamer1 ONLY IF YOU LIKE GUYS TOO, and have the THREESOME open for "discussion" :) ;)

[TheBlondGamer1]

@dalesalsa sorry i'm full homo for the pussy

[rafalldownthestairs]

Funniest episode

[onraj9mm]

HUNDRED THOUSAND MILES... SHIT STILL GOOD!! LMAOOO

[victorlopez007]

Drink a 4 loko 2 hrs before sex.. it'l give u loko dick ;)

U'll get energy to stay hard all nite and last 3+ hrs :D

[pieman12345678900]

1 sec let me snort this viagra.

[lager5002]

happens to me alot actually..i have a problem stayin hard after a bj when im puttin the condom on. but the sex is still awesome cuz i go ham when im fucking n i can last for hours.

[jazzplayer9]

3:14 line of the year

[alexpaviamusic]

I heard that if you're trying to get busy after eating a meal, then it's more difficult because the blood that would normally be used in your little marshall is in your digestive system trying to break down the food. MORAL OF THE STORY! Just like swimming, don't have sex after eating! Give it a good 45 minutes.

[integrafreak1]

Is once a day fine ?

[Skleevan]

My schlong failed once after a night out, i blamed it on 3 factors:

-Tiredness

-Booze

-Pressure / Anxiety (she was hot)

I ended up licking her out most the night, was a bit awkward in the morning lol

[KittyLove89]

Id be mad but tell him to give me oral to get me off lol!

[Vonzaku]

"You can't jerk off 100 times a day"

Challenge accepted.

[LilSyl05]

@Vonzaku i guess you are already dead XD hahahaha

[ness1105]

jerk it then go after them 5 mins later

[Judofruit]

Obviously if you jerk off right before having sex, it might be a problem if you're tired...

[Judofruit]

I think it's a mental thing too. Being young is great, but you need a little experience with "aggressive" women, to not crumble under the pressure. I don't agree that masturbating a lot will have any negative effect on your body John. Studies actually show, that men who masturbate 7 times a week, have less change of getting testicular cancer!

[sniperman1717]

Its pretty obvious why he couldn't get hard, the fact she rented a hotel to have crazy sex put a lot of pressure on the dude to perform and because of that. he over thought the situation and then he couldn't get hard. It was all a mental thing, no problems with the dudes ability to get hard. :)

[maxiflo]

I'd say I'm too tired. LOL, I've said it already actually. When in reality I had a whiskey dick.

[mysticwhiteguy]

Im 22 dont get any and the beast in my drawers is like a rabid dog around poon :D

[jBOLDnBLUNT]

I would sing the lion king theme song if that doesn't work then i would just eat that Strawberry Cheese Until i taste the creme, atleast she would come back for and hopefully "The Chocolate Express" will return back to service !

[ting280]

maybe it wasn't his problem. maybe she had vagina dentana or it smelt like a sewer full of homeless ppl, or maybe she had nuggets

[Renegade21888]

i say i got epic blue balls! i used this line before!

[ateela15]

I actually had a situation where i was going at my ex, but i climaxed a little be to soon for her, so usually i can get it back up whenever i imagine the feeling of sex, but no matter what i thought of, whether it was a porn star or celebrity, my dick was not allowing me to have a round to, so i had to finger her lolz.

[Forscythe80]

Those rounds do get replaced you know. Meiosis.

[TheAdventuresofAaron]

I had this before, but of course I was so drunk that it couldn't get up.

[2010thekingofkings]

Skyy I'm about to be 30 years old and I've been beating my meat since I was 19. Ive overdone it quite often but I make sure I never ran out of ammo. I have enough ammo supply for WW1 and WW2!!! So believe me when I say I can go. These young guys who can't, i don't know what to say. I was built and made to last. Going to battle you'll have casualities!! In this war I'm Captain freaking America!!!!

[brownboy252]

so i'm all into this story right, suddenly two minutes and seven seconds into this i noticed your shirt and started cracking up LOL!

[chillmeister509]

I think it's all this easily accessible porn we're exposed to.

[rjsChillz]

@chillmeister509 I strongly agree. The major cause is indeed all the easily accessible porn people are exposed to. When it comes down to porn, people are excited by what they see, especially when it excites u. And when it comes down to the time to please their partner, they don't feel the same kind of excitement like what they get from porn.

[nahmsain]

Be careful Skyy- your shelves are lookin weak in the back.

[abcborgess]

LOL



[TomaCukor]

while drunk and not getting it up outside disco :

girl - why isnt it gettin hard ?

boy - wtf u looking at i came out to piss

[sdm26422]

His problem was that it wasn't a guy blowing his gay ass

[TomaCukor]

shortly after i'd start crying in the fetal position

[evothefool]

i would start crying and say: baby!!! your vagina is so beautiful, my dick can't handle that, how about you let me get a slice of that ass instead?

[Brandonnuby]

foreplay, you first ;) then go scuba diving

[Istudynak1d]

Sky if i had megan fox and rhianna spread eagle there in front of me at the same time.... I'd probably get nominated for an emmy for best pipe ever laid. This dude has to get creative maybe he just wasn't into it, set the mood, god gave you a tongue and two hands for a reason! use them young one!

[Paintskill]

happened to me this morning, i just used hands and mouth. She owes me one

[pesfrdaman]

Happened to me once on a ninth round. She seamed relieved.

[kkkhater05]

if the masterbator averaged at 7 times a day for 365 days multiplied by 7....he would have busted exactly 17,885 times by the time he turned 20.....FYI.

[5731217]

This video has been restricted? Rofl!

[nordlac]

cant wont happen i have unlocked master cock mode :)

[Schizoe31]

I would say I can't get hard with this condom on.

[SkyyJohn2]

@Schizoe31 A real dirty bastard! LMAO!

[PvtPittmann1stIFF]

@SkyyJohn2 Actually John...I used that with my gf the other night and it worked....... hehe

[Gred0]

@SkyyJohn2 Maybe a bit of 69 would get you hard. (Both comments at 69 likes when I commented this)

[xlegendzx3]

@Schizoe31 THAt is SO TRUE MY BOY SAME PROB HERE

[stunnaonflyrims]

Alcohol is the problem... if you're not used to functioning while drunk then you may have erectile issues when its time to get some strawberry shortcake. It increases your blood pressure which does all sorts of things.

[MrFunkYourFace]

ive had that problem (im only 17) but im an artist/drummer and most of the girls ive banged were into that to such a degree that they didn't consider it a deal breaker. haha still got my hands so i make sure she leaves taken care of and its all good :P

[YonatanAlem]

@MrFunkYourFace

I would suggest to avoid eating junk food/processed food which contains synthetic estrogen, eat raw organic food and drink purified water with lots of excercise (strength resistence training) to boost natural testosterone levels. Look up the MSN article on google "Pump Iron to Pump Up Your Libido?"

[AfroOntheGo]

i laughed real hard. good fuckin video.

[Deschuttes]

first legitimately funny episode in ages

[erunner767]

I'd just tell her my brain think you hot, but my dick think you not! Now let's see what mr tongue and mr fist think !

[SoulStatement]

Hell if Megan Fox and Rihanna were in a room naked, being a virgin, my dick would detach itself and kick me the fuck out and have the time of it's life

I wouldn't see that mother fucker 2 OR 3 DAYS

[dalesalsa]

@SoulStatement hahaa bro... thats funny shit..

[agun17]

If your main weapon fails you use your handgun.

[hardleecure]

My dick don't fail. It's always good to go. That guy Ms. Singapore was trying to fuck was probably a gay guy in disguise. Couldn't get it up because he dont like pussy... either that or her lotus patch is just nasty.

[SmithValentino]

I say, "I'm about to eat that pussy until I burp."

[Only1RealShane]

1:00 Automatic like ! :D

[holyshaman]

i had that shit happen to me. i wasnt real into the chick but didnt want to tun down any so i just had her suck me of and then went to sleep. it happens

[ElusiveKilljoj]

um sorry but it must be because youre ugly.

[00D00]

Has happened before, got over excited and wasn't shit working for me. One of the only few nights I was allowed to raw dog it...I blame my parents.

[Svxji]

me: im sorry babe just gonna go quick to the bathroom

*locks door*

Emergency rescue if possible, if not hello lill blue pill

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

I'm a general in the Bastard Army

[TheH8ter]

DOUCHE!

[datboy30thaking]

lol did it get flagged already i see age restricted

[AJsfree2toke]

It happend to me not to long ago, and i luckly had some retardant condoms and i blamed it on them heheh....

[80reira]

@SkyyJohn2 dude wat u doing in an nfl commercial thoughtt u.d be laying pipe someplave else nd eating strawberry shortcake

[sexxysweetheat]

nice shirt

[TimTimNL]

the only time i wasnt able to get it up was the end of a 22 day vacation where i had been banging my girlfriend at least 5 times day if not more

[cro508]

alcohol and sex don't really mix together especially when you have too much alcohol. sure, it makes it easy to pick up, but it lacks with other benefits lol

[NobleKoan]

Dick stops working? I ain't even addressing that question. None of that going on round here!

[hubdakhn]

cant get it up forgot my viagra, well I still have my hands and tougue ;)

[LimesVodka]

The reason why guy cant get it up is because there is alot of syntheic estergen in products, its called BPA look it up

[MattEdmondsonx]

I'd say shes fat and its her fault.

The best offense is a good defense.

[truth3712]

@MattEdmondsonx but it's not like you didn't see that she was fat when you first met her. if you know you don't think fat girls are sexually attractive then don't date them right?

[MattEdmondsonx]

@truth3712 oh so theres where ive been going wrong....

[kc28]

I'D SAY AHH SHYTE!!

[torrid426]

Wait 100 is too much ! ? !

[Belovedid]

Skyy, what about Justin Bieber raw dogging?

[caw1995]

i wanna know where da gold at

[cimadgaline]

20 yr old and cant get it up probably eating too much soy. it causes a low sex drive and man titties...

[usdfghk]

My boy would never back down. Literally. He's up 24/7. This is why i wear belts.

[shortshady12]

that will never happen, my dick will get hard when i'm close to a hot girl. But if she is spread eagled wanting me to smash her and i don't have a boner then she's probably ugly as FUCK.

[fallenangel1624]

skyy you said on a video you was trying one ATJ per ep , if the show is for the basterds why not just do a vid n see what we want , one or two per ep ?

[fallenangel1624]

i always make sure i never jerk off 2 days before i have sex :P

[torofighter]

maybe her pussy was like a fuckn hornets nest

[chosoy]

"Does this happen to you frequently?

[3bery]

He's hibernating? It works wonders..

[Wongprom94]

I was about to smash this chick a while ago, when I started go down on her she was like : mmmmmh~ your doing it better than my boyfriend! I was like WTF O.o and it killed it. All I said was yeah I am nervous, lol.

[silent695]

I drop down between that bitch's legs and get my tongue working in overdrive

[marcupal]

Majulah singapura!

[xGundamz]

I don't say shit. Im amazing with my tongue and with my fingers, i'll prolly make her have 4-10 orgasms without the need of my dick.

[shootup913]

well if they were drinking before hand...there really is such a thing as liquor dick...not quite sure how much they had to drink but every1 has a different tolerance level

[xxdaerdevolxx]

I am 15, I rub off so much I lose count along the day and sometime before I go to bed it is still hard I can't sleep. If this mtfk can actually piss me off it better deliver or ill just have to smack it with a newspaper until it wakes up.

Not chance in hell am im going to give up sex becuase some lazy bastered.

[DarkAgent80]

Id eat some of that strawberry short cake to buy me some time!

[8888laveugle]

if he don't, just eat strawberry shortcake...

[PowerRussia4eva]

I'm Russian, 2 shots of vodka and we're good.

[masterdragon09]

I'd say "If you can't get hard, then fuck it lets watch some TopGear"

[Christmas800]

This happened to me the first two times i tried to have sex..couldnt get it up first time drunk/anxiety/she wasnt that hot?...the 2nd attempt when i did get it up her vagina was really small so it hurt her and my boner would go away everytime i tried to put it in cuz her in pain made me feel guilty...so the third time i didnt beat off for like a day or 2 days...and it was smooth sailing...motherfucker wouldnt go down

[thunderkiss91]

" But hey if i cant get it up, I'll fist you motherfucker" Epic !!!

[brutsi]

Ask the John is probably the best show on youtube.

[MegLuvzLife]

Funny shit man! But yeah,at that young ass age there should not be any issues! I like the comment by "sillygoose54" said about crazy expectations and whatnot cuz it seems to be the REAL issue not just the sex!

[RushuFriends]

honestly it happened my first and only time and it was very awkward -_-.

[Pheel777]

I absolutely love eating girls out, so i'd just do that till i got hard or till she's had enough.

[sillygoose544]

There's so much neuroticism in the dating scene, so many fucked up men and women being burdoned with unrealistic expectations from every direction, I'm surprised there's ANY sex going on out there.

[ItsRapBoy]

if a girl even touches my shoulder i get a ver big boner

[jacxalz13]

@ItsRapBoy same here man... ;)

[ASIANBBOYYY]

@ItsRapBoy hahaha

[SuspendMyAss]

I'd use some of the tricks i've learned from the oral sex video you once linked to, that shit gets the girls wanting more!

[scotts1018]

That was the most embaressing moments in my life like a month ago

[yeahmarina]

320 likes yet theres only 306 views so far...hmmm

[SweatyNutSack69]

Nah this boy doesnt wanna bang the old lady

[Saisuk3]

they had "a couple" of drinks, alcool has that effect on guys. also, cardio helps alot if you have erection problems. If it's not your mind playing tricks on you then it's you heart that cannot pump enough blood to your penis.

[Abionx]

rofl, sounds like his dicks malfunctioning.....that fuckin sucks..

[omgomg5475]

its not that you "waste rounds" wanking, but i think your brain somehow adapts to masturbating and not to having actual sex... what do i know though

[deeboi206]

Well it seem like mr. Johnson don't want to work but my tongs still worksd