It All Makes Sense At The End by Hank Green - Video LP

[nynzxoxo]

Hank's songs make homework and cleaning the house fun!

[wolfiegirl81]

Every time I hear this song, I cry.

[joomoo123]

You know what's uncomfortable?

Hearing Hank say "masturbating"

[JAMBO4358]

Strange song when you've just read TFiOS

[AzkadelliaPendragon]

This is my favorite song.

[wolfiegirl81]

I love this song so much.

[realesethesteam]

Another good name for this song is "it all adds up in the end"

[6cheesy6]

@realesethesteam It's not that good. It's nowhere in the song.

[realesethesteam]

@6cheesy6 I think its nice because you adding all the small things in like and it shows the impact and actual length and it all adds up. I know it isn't great but I like it. And a title of a song doesn't have to be in the song.

[6cheesy6]

@realesethesteam I meant that there is no adding in the song.

[Gsophie123]

....you're 57 aren't you :]

[6cheesy6]

@Gsophie123 He is looking at it as an 80-year old, which is an popular age to die at.

[rainabraina]

I thought that we were greater then the sum of our parts? :)

[macarmenadoree]

"I've spent 27 ears in my bed..." That line just gets me for some reason.

[FindGin]

I went to each individual video solely to read the top comments. they all rocked. NERDFIGHTERS!

[mrloulou97]

@batgirl6268 haha, I know, I'm sorry. I put another post right after I realized my mistake to yell at myself :p

[MegaAppless]

comparing the statistics with sum 40 tales from the afterlife.....not quite rightt?

[Ginger743]

when im feeling down i seriously just come and listen to this album. dftba

[gooseberry2k8]

This is actually a very moving song, showing what life and love actually add up to in the eyes of nerd. Like he says, it all makes sense in the end, but all the while we're living we seem to be missing the point. Gives food thought. Nice work Hank.

On a less serious note, teehee he said "masturbating". XD

[mrloulou97]

this song...it's just amazing. god do I love john. Is it still possible to buy his album?

[mrloulou97]

@mrloulou97 you complete idiot from 6 days ago. you mean't hank, even though you do like john too. gosh, get your facts right.

[BenGriffithsReviews]

@mrloulou97 Wow for a second there I thought were a douche,,,until I realised you were talking to yourself. But don't feel bad, I once searched "Hank Green The Fault in Our Stars" on Amazon. Anywho, DFTBA.

[serry888]

i would click "Like" but i dont wanna mess up the nice 555 likes

[jamesahibbard]

3 people think it won't make sense at the end.

[RSchrisykane]

i think ive spent a full year masturbating and im only 17 =p

[TheCatPepe]

I watch all of theses songs like 2 times a day....I just can't wait until  I get enough to buy this in iTunes...not that it's over priced....but I don't have money...

[petekollie]

Bit I don't think that I'll ever know how many times

I spent clicking that like button <3

[Aresftfun]

Like your only song I can sing to.

[thestickmann1]

@Alibi1992 we're gunna kick yo ass

[Tonniecat]

most romantic song ever

[thestickmann1]

one dislike? WE NEED TO TRACK THEM DOWN AND KICK THEIR ASS!

[CarterBarnett]

@thestickmann DONE the persons username is Alibi1992

[mythesupergenius]

Um Hank, something's not adding up..... seven years watching TV, and only five reading books? Something you need to tell us?

[kizzybixum]

1 person will be hunted down and beaten with frozen salmon until he builds a time machine, goes back in time, and undoes the dislike on this video.

[Breetwee]

The sheer variety of songs on this album is awesome. (:

[Chucktaylorninja]

So.....How long did he spend....you know.... Calculating? O.o

[Mylifeofdragons]

@Chucktaylorninja I think he just said "I'll just say i live to be 80" and used percentages or fractions from the internet. (i.e. 27 ~ 1/3 of 80)

[chocoholic718]

Wow in that song you do everything in years

[Alibi1992]

i'm number 8999 viewer and i'm also te first to press dislike. not cuz i dont like da song, its actually great. i just enjoy the act of defloration

[geographyissowierd]

@Alibi1992 I know what you mean, but still: you'll always be a decepticon to me.

[justcrASKe]

@Mcconnellmonkey123 Quite obviously he is not 77 or 80. I said that. I was explaining something to someone. My point being more than likely its based on his day, or the average day. If this is true then he would have been with Catherine since 23, but I don't know that because I've not been following John and Hank for too long and I am not a crazy stalker.

Just calm down, the person who the message was aimed at would have understood the answer..

[TheBonJovi100]

With all theese figures I'd just like to share this one that me and my freind worked out out of bordem:

The average person ejaculates 5 quintillion sperm over their lifetime...

To put that in prespective, it goes: Tens, Hundreds, Thousands, Millions, Billions, Trillions, Quillions, Quintillions

[livvyandlove]

He's not 57...

[justcrASKe]

@livvyandlove Nor is he 80, as it states at the end of the song :) The 57 refers to how long he has been with somebody (probably Cathrine < I hope I got that right). =]

[Mcconnellmonkey123]

@justcrASKe that makes no sense.. if he has been with catherine for 57 years, and the average person gets married at 20-ish, that would make him 77. does hank look 77? nope. it's just for the song. its not necessarily based on personal experience.

[Chucktaylorninja]

How long did he spend calculating?

[Dracosgirl547]

Is it odd that I find myself harmonizing with Hank?

[TheRozzienator]

I kind of want to hug the song itself.

[justcrASKe]

I want this to be played at my funeral.

[bonetacular]

@justcrASKe I was thinking the same thing

[JordanJoshuaL]

This is probably my favourite out of the album. The entire thing is awesome though, so it's are to pick! I would say DFTBA Hank, but I think it would be redundant. So instead I'll just say never stop being yourself!

[owluver151]

the first person to dislike this song will get ulcerative colitis :)

this is seriously one of my favorite songs of all time <3

[DawnInferno]

this is my all time favorite video by you

[xSobhan]

yes!

[Kuris1127]

Keep being awesome Hank. You're my hero.

[Kucoz]

only a year masturbating?

[Raithulu]

This is definitely in my top five favorite Hank Green songs. Great song, great message! Its not the stuff, its the people that matter. If only more people could figure this out, we'd all be a hell of a lot happier.

[KingUw]

if there was an ideal option to buy the album, I'd definitely do it!

[jeannypoo]

I want to buy the entire album just for this song. I could probably buy it by itself, but it's worth so much more than a dollar. One day when I'm super old, I want to sing this to my husband. Assuming I'll have found one by the time I'm super old. I love it so much. It's definitely my favorite love song.

[twilightluva323]

over 300 likes and ZERO dislikes! my faith in humanity has been restored

[sk8rdman]

1 year masturbating? That's an average of 30 mins a day from age 12-60. Anyone who masturbates that much needs some professional help.

[PossumCuber]

@sk8rdman I know, any real man should do at least 3 hours a day.

[TheRozzienator]

@sk8rdman Thanks, I'll look into it.

[jeannypoo]

@sk8rdman Yeah, really, it never takes me that long! XD

[CheezeHoboMonkey]

You should make an entire song about the digits of pi.

[evolvingboard]

@CheezeHoboMonkey i SAW A SONG ABOUT THE DIGITS OF PI IT WAS PRETTY COOL YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT "WHAT PI SOUNDS LIKE" P.S. SORRY FOR THE CAPS I'M TOO LAZY TO RETYPE THIS

[Almanal44]

First, DFTBA was my fav.

Then This isn't Hogwarts.

Then a Song About an Anglerfish.

And so on.

************************

And then, Nerdfighteria Island was the last, because when I listened to this song,

I realized "None of the songs are my favourite. The whole ALBUM was my fav!"

So I guess it all made sense at the end.

Nerdfighters #FTW!

[NinKirby]

I want to buy this album after listening to every song. Like I did want to buy it, but I am just imaging driving around listening to this CD and it is an awesome thought.

[AttackoftheLuls]

I also own the album, but the youtube playlist made me listen even MOAR.

[AttackoftheLuls]

Second time through now. Love this song, one of my favourites from you and even from most artists. Keep it up.

[occlumencymaster]

theres a reason this song has 0 dislikes

[SormaNo4]

Lol, I start feeling like I might almost cry, and then he makes a silly little joke :) But seriously, this is an Awesome song!

[charlyfox93]

One of my favorite songs, eventhough I started out hating it xD

[Patriciamcb]

NO TROLLS!! this is the real meaning of the word WIN

[arielhud]

best for last!!!! This is an awesome album Hank!!! :) When I have more than $2 to my name, I'll buy the album XDD;;; (I'm not being sarcastic ...literally, $2 for one week... I've been eating a kiwi a day XD;;; ^^;)

[ChelseaAnonymous]

Wow... What can I say...

This is the best, imo.

[Oddishii]

I spent an hour or so listening to all the songs. This one is my favourite.

[Shar4ie]

0 dislikes

YES!!!

hahhaaha

[Insomniacs4life]

@Shar4ie how can anyone dislike this? Hank green is awesome.

[maxmanrules]

@Shar4ie And the best part is, a month later, STILL 0 DISLIKES! BOOYAH!

[Aresftfun]

@Shar4ie You idiot.

[sk8rdman]

apparently, it takes only 2 thirds as long to eat a sandwich as it does to poo it out...

[artvandelay13]

This has always been my favourite of his songs, by far...

[creativgal13]

This ones my fav :D

[Cornampoo]

"I spent 25y working for a guy that I wanted to kill when I didn't want to die"

^^Can someone explain this sentence to me please?

[IamsecretlyMaddy]

@Cornampoo I think it means that when he didn't want to kill the guy he was working for, he wanted to kill himself instead. hope I helped :)

[JonnyyyUK1993]

@Cornampoo I think is that he wanted to kill the guy, but he realises that he wouldn't want to be killed himself, and that he doesn't have the right to value one life over another. Thats my take on it anyway.

[Vendetta71105]

@Cornampoo while he was working for this guy, he wanted to die, and the only time he didnt to die is when he wanted to kill the guy instead

[RomanGods1]

try listening to this playlist while playing fallout 3 awesome!!!!!!!

[TomRAFC]

my favourite songs:

anglerfish

scouzzy kizoozle

ulcervative colitis

nerdfighteria island

it all makes sne in the end

[RealityIsRealtive]

@TomRAFC DFTBA?

[thejenblogs]

200th like and approximately the.. 200th time I've listened to this song. It seems appropriate. C:

[theePokemonMaster]

this is amazing...am i the only one that has this song on replay?

[poorsoulja]

I think your calculations might be a little off...

[anastasia051894]

Even though This Isn't Hogwarts, Jesus Gets Nothing For Christmas but A Song About An Angler Fish, The Vegetables might be suffering from Ulcerative Colitis, and Protons and Neutrons helped Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl the Dead Boy's Girlfriend win the Demolition Derby, since Mules Are So Half Assed, I'm Not Edward Cullen, and even the Fathers of the Founding Fathers agree that Crime Dramas Suck, I Know that It All Makes Sense At The End on Nerdfightaria Island. So DFTBA!

[Wizepie]

@anastasia051894 That, Was, Awesome.

[anastasia051894]

@Wizepie why thank you :) i felt quite clever coming up with it

[WookieChef]

@anastasia051894 Epic.

[bonetacular]

@anastasia051894 OMG I did the same thing with as many Big Bad Voodoo Daddy songs as I could

thats really awesome!!

[nintendogamerlper]

@anastasia051894 next time you do something like this put the names of songs in caps lock it helps people get the joke

[evanafter]

I hope that one day I earn this song.

[PossumCuber]

Only 27 years in bed? What kind of hman are you?

[maluse227]

finally illegally downloading this album takes forever not to mention all the songs arnt properly named in the files he uploaded im so disappointed in that.

[PossumCuber]

@maluse227 Are you kidding? This is probably the only album I wouldn't think of pirating.

[maluse227]

@PossumCuber no im not saddly i have $0 to spend on this album so for now i will listen to it and when i can i will buy it

[Ayshafr]

This song has 0 dislikes. I am by no means the least bit surprised. This is such an amazing song.

[terrancelueckgen]

my grandmther thanx you for this song

[SplashRange]

DFTBA



[MelinGrata]

The Katherine is one very lucky lady.

[jeannypoo]

Pretty much the most beautiful song ever. :)

[delusionaldragon42]

Aw Hank, you're amazing. Keep composing, these are fantastic.

[AlexMote1995]

Good song, kinda depressing, but really good.

[Aresftfun]

I can't tell if Nerdfighteria Island or this are my favorites...I really like nerdfighteria Island...HALP

[Aresftfun]

Oh well. :D

[Aresftfun]

Living forever would be awesome.

[BreezeNightingale]

This song is awesome, but somewhat sobering. 

[QuothNeverNevermore]

Near the end? What?

[OnTheOtherHandle]

My favorite song by far. It was great. :)

[bookrazy]

Isn't there a song by Molly Lewis with the same name?

[timsbro2000]

@bookrazy yes! both songs were written for a contest. the round called for the songwriter to write a song with that title.

[6xImpossiblexThings]

Was anyone else fascinated by the colored lines next to each song title? (:

[farhanlalji]

Break it down, Hank. Nice and slow.

[setzboi]

Very good job sir

[twinatic]

Best song on the album! Great job Hank!!!

[rjb716]

I still remember when you released the video to this song on the Vlogbrothers channel. This song is amazing!!! You have tons of musical talent and you should definitely bring back song Wednesdays to Vlogbrothers.

[Level10Nerd]

i thought id listen to this album but i didnt start my homework

dangit

[jltacknroll]

a really nice album. this song is sentimental, but not too much so :) it's lovely. good job, Hank! DFTBA

[EverythingUseless]

i bet it was interesting trying to find the statistic for "pooing"

[aritheflower]

back up back upppp...ok dftba -click- like forever

[DarkSilverHedgehog]

I WANT THAT SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[TwilitSun]

This is my favorite Hank song. ♥

[vaoakh]

27 years in bed... Now that's a thought that can keep me hoping throughout the day!

[MySpaceBarsBroken0o]

Good zero dislikes lets keep it that way.

[Clarklikescereal2]

I bought the album, you signed my pants, thank you for being awesome Hank. :)

[dani0720]

My favourite Hank song. :)

[waytogo246]

now im confused, how old is he?

[lidiluvu]

@waytogo246 He's wrote it in the perspective of an older person. hah, I don't remember exactly how old he is, but I'm pretty sure he's only in his thirties.

[hobbitno12]

@waytogo246 80 years alive

[MrBORKOMAN]

I love the honesty in this one so I’m going to be honest the best part is about calculating ; )

[Mrcolie5]

Its all true, and no one can deny that. Cause there are no dislikes

[Imagimontana]

Seriously, this is your best song. Thank you.

[Jeffiina]

"Two eyes, one nose, one smile, one life. It somehow isn't ever quite enough time." Got me crying ;-; <3

[vampireanimegirl]

We should make a Nerdfighter wiki where each and every Nerdfighter has their own wiki page about themselves :D that would be awesome. We could use it to learn the origin of everything.

[marybibik1990]

I think this is my favorite song of yours. I'm a huge Harry Potter fan, but this tops even those.

[mattietheawesome]

I love Hank Green. Clever lyrics, absolutely brilliant xx

[roryleighgilmore1]

this is my favorite song of them all. i just listened to all of them. :)

[CharlieEed]

I want this played at my funeral :,)

[Arat1t1]

I've listened through all the songs now, and they're all awesome :D

[Amaizying]

Hank...I love you

[kainniak1]

the song is perfectly sad =) like in an uplifting way

[elsieplummer]

:3

[fak3m3at]

My far my favorite song. Awesome job.

[alabalacr2]

@fak3m3at by?

[randomeese]

what does LP stand for anyway?

[Theonen3rd]

@randomeese Long play I think

[InvisibleFlies]

@randomeese Long Playing

It derives from when LP records (33s) were first invented. They could hold more music than 45s or 78s.

[randomeese]

@InvisibleFlies thanks :)

[raggamuffins13]

Jokes. This is awesome.

[raggamuffins13]

4th!!

[clarebabycookie]

will there be any more of these vids for the rest of the songs?

[thredbarron]

@ xojaiserxo

I think that they are all supposed to be private, given the odd titles. Just another youtube mix-up

[xojaiserxo]

Why are some of the links set as private? sadness :(