I Go to College for the Financial Aid (Original Song)

[Raakuth18]

@zduraceI77 That happens in real life... Did you ever do geography/chemistry (you learn about things like that in both) in school?

[chesleydouglas]

wow, u just inspired me to get a scholarship! =D

[zduracel77]

"Once I fell into lava, it just turned into rock"

I thought he started playing minecraft after 2009.

[merksmirs]

He.... cursed... I'm so shocked right now... sorry for being a noob

[deltrae3]

I live by this song...

[MrAwesomePossum2385]

first time i heard toby swear other than warriors way literal

[Warhero926]

This is sooo much better than the new stuff... but I will love your stuff forever Toby

[xLunidas]

You're let handed Toby, but you play the guitar normally?

[DirigiblePlumCompany]

ITUNES. DO IT NOW.

[TheDMuppet]

High five of epicocity for right handed guitar playing!

[xZoexA]

"I'm black were it counts" Best song line ever!

[KenzieMarieTv]

He's black where it counts. 

[LESismore8]

Love. He always defaults to the gay voice!! ahaaha

[JoeqMafia22]

Looks at the top comments*

Bit outdated...

STILL AWESOME IN 2012!

[cynicalsugar1455]

banana :)

[flyhighchokr]

Why do u play the gitar right-handed ly :)

[xZoexA]

@flyhighchokr its probably cause generally its harder to learn chords playing guitar left handedly because its all back to front :)

[22dragongirl22]

he sounds like Bo fucking Burnham!!!!!!!!!!XD

[WhatWhatTiffanie2]

I'm in college for the financial aid in 2012! :D I love this nation!

[envoiret]

banana shirt!!!

[sch0024]

still lovin' it in 2012!!!

[RandomWasteUrTime]

did anyone else burst out laughing after he said thanks for listening to my story, cause I did!

[TheAvengeddonut]

I've never noticed this before .. But why the hell is Toby playing guitar right-handed? He's a lefty!

[vastygas]

2012!

[xTropiicalSkittles]

This is SO weird seeing you with a guitar...not to mention you saying shit. :o

[zainadlr]

:O Toby said "shit!"

[theperfectchapter]

Lovin this in 2012 (:

[KylieGoodwin]

I'm black where it counts. hahahaha

[OntheBrightside303]

I wish I discovered you during these old videos. :( sadly I only found you a year ago. I like your older vids!

[ExtraCheese94]

OH MY GOD HE HAS A MY SPOON IS TOO BIG TSHIRT!!!!!!

[haakiiify]

HOW THE FUCK does justin bieber get discovered, TOBY IS MUCH ORE TALENTED+ HE IS AWESOME AND WRITES HIS OWN MOTHERFUCKING SONGS

[JelloJames16]

@haakiiify Much Ore awesome? IS THAT A MINECRAFT JOKE? I approve! :D

[Jonny3093]

Psh, he's black where it counts alright... In the heart =p

[Theperson111999]

2:13 ASDFGHJKL;

[singatnote]

wait your left handed but you play a right handed guitar???

[ImSeriously]

@singatnote I noticed that!

[rohan21166]

@singatnote Yeah, well I'm left handed too but I do certain things right handed, such as shooting a gun or using a sword.

[TheRiskykidd]

classic tobias

[thealex2200]

@TheRiskykidd huh ??

[TheRiskykidd]

@thealex2200 tobias is his name..

[thealex2200]

@TheRiskykidd i thought it was just plain toby... i have a friend called tobias.

[blubblybluebear]

Hey Toby got any younger bros around 17? ;)

[TD2845]

i am soo learning this songg

[WTM91X]

i love you...

oh toby

(all of the homo) (;

[RICKB1171]

Awesome job...crazy how things turn out.. you're famous now. Thumbs up! 

[ACatInaBoxStudios]

What what what...... toby can swear????

[Hydroheal]

@ACatInaBoxStudios old toby

[McBlah95]

Aw baby Toby X3

[fluffandstuf]

what was your GPA?

[OhNoesItsJulia]

"I'm black where it counts."

mwahahaha ;D

[ChickGamer1990]

Oh Toby, why, OH WHY, did I not find you sooner??

[BeeCFxD]

I love you toby!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3

[brysonnator]

he said SHIT please tell me you heard that he never saids and kind of cus word on camera gosh

[Idonthaveanamelol]

@brysonnator Old!Toby swore from time to time. New!Toby stopped when his niece started to watch his videos.

[TurtleAteMySock]

@Idonthaveanamelol Also because his audience flooded with 9 year olds (I was one!)

[ropesgames]

Wait the fan is on but he's wearing a sweatshirt......

[jeffrey0785]

Wow. Toby is so awesome and he is even better now

[TheFakePros]

The dislike bar is like a ninja. It's there but you can't see it.

[MISSMISSY2727]

*hint* put it on itunes :)

[littlemissmusic2k10]

<3 xxxxxxx OMG Swearing JK :L

[DahliaFeilds]

Ahhhh! Young toby!

So weird!

[MangoCrushRow]

God, you're gonna swallow that pick and then choke and die, Toby!

Be careful!-_-

[GettindownSK1]

LOL i love the lisp at the end xD

[DudeLikeSMELLA]

0:16

[DudeLikeSMELLA]

i actually thought this was going to be a sissy song! lol!

[KaitJordan01]

Toby should definitely make some serious music video. He's awesome on the guitar.

[sashakatie1]

Dear Toby,

Hi. Will you please give me guitar lessons? I suck. I accidentally quit. Please! I know some chords i know A,C,D(maybe) and B. These are mostly are the Chords you first know and/or taught. Thank you so much.

Sincerely, Sashakatie1 an audience member.

[JJawsomeness72]

Ahh the good old days, no Tobuscus shirts 24/7 (there great don't get me wrong) the times when Toby would (half) swear the times when he made vids in his room epic then epic allwas peace off =D

[envoiret]

ahh, the time he wasnt wearing tobuscus shirt non-stop

[WackedOutWebb]

Socially awkward meets sexy

[iheartudcriss]

I'm black were it counts lol

[mehzzzgusta]

Wait Toby is Catholic?

[fluffandstuf]

you always had so much information in the description in these videos

[LordBiggus1]

click click click double click put it all in my pocket and my wallet get thick :P

[SamB1339]

He so adorable!!! I love him!!!!!

[Fatppl93]

i miss this tobuscus

[breetanner113]

Still lovin' it in 2011!!

[AnnaLanay]

@breetanner113 ...and in 2012! : D

[blackers17s]

@breetanner113 what about 2012 lol

[breetanner113]

@blackers17s Of Course!

[DaftHash]

@breetanner113 still loving it in 2012

[FrankFrankFrank34]

You know a song's good when a bitchin' "OUTRO" is called.

[SpencerDaMonster]

so sexy when u sing haha lol



[PcGamingNerd]

thanks for listening to my storie..... :D

[WillicusAwesomeus]

tabs anyone?

[DeadmanDrake18]

Haha true

[DeadmanDrake18]

I think we all know where it counts to be black haha ;)

[storry1234]

@DeadmanDrake18 yeah always being able to pull out the race card when your stuck in a funny rut like when a black comedian runs out of jokes he starts to make white people jokes and they think its funny but when they start with white people jokes their never funny

[realcoolboy17]

@storry1234 Ew, an insecure man is disgusting, stop race baiting and man up, a woe is me attitude is pathetic for an adult/male. "The poor white man, so deprived of opportunities in life" lol. Now fix that inferiority complex and come back a new man ;).

[MultiShipper13]

@gilturtle there's only one collage that offers that. I forget what it's called. You'll have to look it up. But more schools need to start sending put scholarships for being left handed. I needo get into collage.

[m0llied0llie]

"I'm Black where it counts." Oh, Toby.... ;)

[purkie103]

This reminds me of bo burnham

[Snuggle454]

Oh my gosh, you named a star audiance?! Aw! I LOVE YOU TOBY!! XD

[eddierules12]

I didn't know there's a star named Audience!

[urlilmunequita]

you'll have to pay it back... even if it is subsidized.. you accrue interest when in repayment... :-( 

[minidd99]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH I get it!@!@!@ her's black where it counts. that means he has a big penis.

[KingYelot]

My mom does that lol

[mrsapplecider]

him and Bo burham are very similar

[pottekkat]

@mrsapplecider OMG I was just thinking that

[gilturtle]

hey hey I want a scholarship for being left-handed

[siriusblackcheckmate]

I find it even cooler that he's left-handed but plays with a right-handed guitar. XDDD

[MyNameIsntCoolEnough]

a la Bo Burnham I must say!

[homieGzombii]

Haha this is awesome!! This reminds me of Bo Burnham, the way he sings and raps.

[english1d1]

man toby used to be a bit plump:P

[ImNotBananaMan]

@xFlossyPenguin pretty ironic for me (as you can see my name is the complete opposite as his shirt)

[xFlossyPenguin]

lol his shirt says "I am a banana" :)

[MrGhost4077]

Toby is Black where it counts

Black people are white where it counts

[xBathypelagicx]

Your black where it counts?

OHMYGODMYOVRIESEXPLODED <3

[SacredSocietyAP]

This is hilarious! I need some money to go to college..All I got is this shitty G.I. Bill

[TheDertij]

doean't he mean, when you fell in some lava it turned into obsidian? (minecraft joke)

[cherry0202]

@TheDertij LOL

[Ateka9]

Hahaha baby face

[XHikotheproX]

Im black where it counts... XP i get it!

[writergirl7712]

Wait, he's not black!

I'M BLACK WHERE IT COUNTS.

[thesorandomstudio]

How could you god bless this nation if your Catholic...

[Vextl]

@thesorandomstudio that made little to no sense

[JesusHareChrist]

you know its a old video if toby curses in it lol

[IzZyFoRcE1]

lyrics?!

[MrChubbygoldfish]

I love his gay voice at the end x)

[buffy5295]

omg i actually love toby so much xD :L:L

[KiraWei1]

I wish I had gotten a scholarship for being left-handed.

[matthewwagner2]

I go to college and I pay for it myself.

[DasRaskalKing]

This is my theme song today. Got my Financial aid refund!

[19kittykat90]

I wish I went to uni for the financial aid! Im shit poor till after Christmas :'(. I think Toby should give me a Tobuscus t-shirt seeing as hes so damn well off lol!

[Taybuscus87]

Banana.

[MaestroAssistant]

hahaha!! i like his knowledge of history..

[GoldJolt]

UK Version: ..... well I have to pay nine grand...fuck.

[xLewyHD]

@GoldJolt Scottish version: I get Uni free cos Im Scottish and therefore win.

[GoldJolt]

@xLewyHD whehay! ... fuck you

[xLewyHD]

@GoldJolt hehe

[TheGuyWithaComb]

Anyone know tabs?

[shadowstrider43]

You kick ass at playing guitar, dude! <3

[JoeFunk13]

Sirius, Beetlejuice, North Star, and the brightest of em all. Audience.

[ragazziita]

They need to stop giving financial aid to everyone. People need to pay for college if they want an education. Work people!!

Btw nice video

[rosietao15]

@ragazziita well yes except of course for certain problems such as lack of work and poverty. My dad has been applying for jobs for two years and hasnt been hired. otherwise we would happily pay for my tution! =]

[prototype102010]

Look it's the star "Audience"!

[ericpaupst]

me tooo

[AwesomestSauceEver]

Dude, this reminds me of the Free Credit Report commercials. Only much better. :D

Right now, I've gotten half my tuition paid by scholarship. Wish I could get a scholarship for silly stuff.

[zoomhaters]

The star is named Audience?

[BluePandahh]

hot hot hot

[Thetoro360]

Toby said Sh...Shhhh....Shhhh...!

[Nk19998]

TABS??!?!?!???

[fdog1114]

Ohhhhhhhh I'm left handed and also from Mississippi!!! I'm the one with the guitar in my fam too! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[eyeshinefan24]

your left-handed!!! sweet so am i :)

[mooman62]

This is the Tobuscus I subscribed for, Music and Sketches :) please do more of this

[tinabeaner004]

@mooman62 meee toooooo. i miss this so much, its crazy. now all he does is cute win fail with the occasional literal trailer or other sponsored video. it makes me really sad.. :/

[XxHALOxX425]

@mooman62 Literals....

[daveyer2]

your a catholic!!!!?!??!?!?!?!?! win

[olicow12]

i like the banana... just me

[odinlinga]

he named a star audience

[Chelsea61491]

0.o black where it counts, huh?... would you marry me??...or..just.. Do me... thatd be cheaper. but hey its your government money.

[WaunGronChampion]

"thanks for listening to my story"

That's adorable

[randomdoodoo]

"I wear so much ice, when I go for a walk, once i fell in some lava, it just turned into obsidian"

[David182nd]

I'm about to go to college (or well, university here) for the financial aid.

[brodyf3]

Somewhere out there is a star audience

[KamikazeScarecrows]

financial aid is fucking retarded, My mom and dad make to much for me to recieve it, they refuse to help me out with college, and noone will approve a just out of highschooler any loans. So guess what.... us middleclass kids who supposedly are rich... have even less options that the lower class people....

[diannabowen]

@KamikazeScarecrows I know!! I got so frustrated with that - and it's not just financial aid

[flennepf606]

hes black where it counts LOLOL

[littletaru]

Left hander's unite!! :3 Iloveyou Toby.

[youmadeyourpoint]

i want that shirt toby..just sayin.

[Taybuscus87]

Aww You Named A Star After Me?! Aww I Love You 

[Taybuscus87]

I Love His Lisp

[Gleeluver4life]

I love this and miss all of the old videos. Oh and for all the people who keep asking why he's playing guitar right handed if he is left handed way back in the comments when someone asked the same thing he responded and says it's just the way he plays :)

[SpamTheTrigger]

Bc they only make right handed guitars

[sirdavallen3]

@SpamTheTrigger I hope you're kidding.

[SpamTheTrigger]

@sirdavallen3 sorry i am not... thats why i quit guitar bcuz playing right handed was to hard for me

[sirdavallen3]

@SpamTheTrigger There are left handed guitars.

[YouAreWatchingPaddy]

@sirdavallen3 @SpamTheTrigger You don't even need a left handed guitar. All you do is re-string the guitar. So, low E (thickest string) would be replaced with high E (thinnest string) and so on. Y'know just put the strings in the opposite places. You could still get a left handed guitar but its not nescessary.

[dblyrt2597]

if hess left handed, why is he playing the righhanded way?

[zezthenoobforpk]

@dblyrt2597 Just because your naturally left-handed, it doesn't always mean you have to do things left-handed. I play a right-handed guitar and I'm a lefty too.

[dblyrt2597]

@zezthenoobforpk ohh thanks :)

[citrushottie123]

the fact that he plays guitar like a boss makes him sooo sexy!!!!

[danielle23142]

i'm black where it counts !

[ShayTheMon]

I LOOOOVVVE the old TOBUSCUS! Hes soo badassss!