Paul Ollinger on Trader Joes www.paulollinger.com

[Dzaal17]

We really will hire anybody. I think if we drug tested, we'd just have that one dorky guy running the whole store.

[Bebopopotamus]

You guys are taking this guy and your jobs too seriously. #517

[bonzaibb12]

Ok he just offended like half the population. Luckily I do not fit in his stereotype but still this guy is an idiot.

[kingofthedrums]

212 !!!

[DLR1987]

221 represent!!!!

[OpheliaThistle]

#525 represent! and i HAAAAAAAATE humus....

[jsweet87]

#521 <333 represent

[codethis]

The Improv must be desperate.

[ecRUDEpunk]

634 represent!

[meh123ok]

i love working at trader joes

:)

[#165]

[Robbie5490]

i work at tj's worst job ever!

[LeeAnnSox87]

ditto that

[LittleDragonBite]

I dunno which store you work at, but I love it.

[LeeAnnSox87]

how long have you been with tjs for

[fortune2o3]

hahaha this guy is funny as hell, the two buck chuck thing had me dying.

[mattiricia]

crew member from stores #79 and #100- i love that people are obsessed with the company i work for. there are a bazillion bits about tj's, parodies, the retard that posted one up about tj's scam products. i do love this company and the hippies and lesbians that work for it. you love hummus buddy because it's the shit. yea, you want funny? go to pacific grove and talk to JW or go to San Fran and talk to Logan. those guys will make you pee in your pants! this is why there are no commericials

[wtfoxnews]

yuppie comedy is bad comedy

[manishamusic]

Hey Paul, Looks like you've generated quite a bit of excitement below. I'm going to be sure to get the $2 bottle of wine when you finally get yourself over here for the long overdue Indian meal and Gal can explain the hummus concept to you, no problem. Hee-hee : ) Hope you are doing well and keep on doing your thing. -M

[GTPquickRB]

Yeah, guy really isn't that funny.... Charles Shaw is not named after Franzia (Joke people didn't get) - The guy owns hundreds of wine labels, and Shaw is one of them. The Chardonnay won FIRST place at the Cali State Fair....not bad for a two dollar bottle of wine.

[harryboy702]

everybody loves trader joe's...

u know fresh and easy, whole foods and wild oats employees shop there too lol

harout #97

[5ive4Fighting]

this guy wasnt too funny except for the bit about Charles Shaw. Proud hippie crew member here! I dont think this guy hates TJs, im sure he shops there, he's just a comedian.

[S1nsational]

There is always a job a TJ's. Do we really sell free range hummus?

Jara@ World Famous 60-fizzle paramus TJ'S

[donnyho]

Funny stuff brother, a couple bucks more you can get a better wine. Try Bear's Lair Cab. Donny at #120

[xhamlin]

what a douchebag

[PaulOllinger]

that's what my wife thinks too.

[CaptainAshra]

we have better comedians here at the store. Go talk to Nick Lose over here at #89 and you'll hear some Really funny rants.

[edizzlevr6]

just another TJ hater.

#172

[PaulOllinger]

nothin but love here, brother.

[Falsepyrat]

I wanna cut him with a box cutter. Kaizen Bitch! #38

[PaulOllinger]

please Hammer, don't hurt me.

[yoginarek]

why does he know so much about Trader Joe's? well...because maybe he shops there a lot. LOL go figure! funny vid.!

[ViableCalifornia]

that guy sucked!

[EnveeH2]

EVERYONE IS FUCKIN CRAZY!!!!

-185

[hutchnh]

i would agree that we are all a little strange but everyone else seems to like it...ZH 507

[LizLearns]

Ha, all these employees are mad at this guy for making fun of Trader Joe's. I work for TJs and I never laughed so hard. Liz @ #96.

[wordub]

I work at store #96 too...this is funny stuff. Hey, Trader Joe's is a great place to work...we are all crazy. Bob

[stvncarrillo]

i bet he loves taxi driver swamp ass.

[h2focus]

Wow! I'd like to call him some retarded name for this one, but I bet also HE shops at TJ's. You just can't beat those prices and THATS why we're so busy all the time =). PLUS the Shaw Chardonnay just won 2 Gold Medals, hmmmmm?!? Enough said.

H2 @ 674

[slammin211s]

in addition at a blind tasting done by employees at 128, the cab sav was the top up against 6 other wines, one of which was $130 per bottle.

[theywentwild11]

funny how the shaw got rated against 100 dollar wine recently huh?

and wheres this guy from? everyone here in CA is in love with tjs

[mabbyjen]

once had a guy at meijer's say only hippies & stoners work at the Joe..while that's relatively true (heh) i think we're a pretty good lot.  as for 2buck up-chuck, it's the people's choice. as opposed to anyone who works there ;)

[roornc]

I just went to my first TJ in North Carolina. I'm a hippy and I loved it. I also like the cheap wine and beer. Actually everything was very affordable. Much cheaper than Harris Teeter. 2 buck chuck!!!!

[ProjectM555]

I'm glad to see im not the only one who thinks ppl in Trader Joes are freaks.

[Yeahrose]

We're not freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[couturexxmehh]

i heart TJ  :]

[funnychicky]

HAHAH this made me laugh sooo MUCH i work at trader joes (p.s great place to work) and it is sooo trueeee people come so far just for 2 buck chuck but i do have to say tj's does have some good wine's for cheap i mean its not fancy but it's soild stuff

[andrewdh11]

LOL just bought my first fair trade coffee

[hollafied]

Oh, that's so funny 'bout the people buying at Trader Joe's. It's a great place to pick up chicks too!

[SamuelLJenson]

Right on man, I just got a job at trader joes just in time for the holiday rush and this is fucking therapy. This literally made my day, good work.

[PaulOllinger]

Glad you liked it. Keep up the good work at Trader Joes's.  Gotta have my fair trade toilet paper.

[TrierK9]

TJ's employee here (681). Love working there. Hated corporate USA and AM NOT a hippie or angry lesbian. I am a tattooed conservative though. Hmmmm ... LOL

BTW, toilet paper is RECYCLED (even though I DO get your fair trade joke). THAT alone should make you feel fresh and clean! :o)

Keep up the funnies!