Zebra Vs. Lion

[Sevv9220]

1:20 Well this is awkward

[ceramotocom]

alex the lion vs melmar the real life

[xbxjkz]

0:10 fat ass

[helloleleable]

good zebra

[Feelingzify]

that lion is totally lowskilled

[1122Damien]

Thats one smart zebra. It deserves to live!

[AlexandrinoAlekhine]

ih, liãu, zebrÔ!!

[davidtomthompson]

the zebras are like ha ha bitch.



[Dood1494]

2:36

zebras sayin': "Damn! That's cracka-lackin'!"

[PhoenixZong]

@Dood1494 ..definately lackin in the crackin my friend

[jaguar4u2012]

Fucking Respect to the Zebra!!!

Drown that motherfucker lion!

[MrPlaya23ish]

That Lion will appear on FailBlog

[MHZS07]

Lion

[BlackDay31]

Zebra RULES !!

Lion SUCKS!! Lol

[ProximaB]

This should be on one of those positive thinking posters: Perseverance, lol

[ProximaB]

Good thing this wasn't a tiger attack. Those cats love water.

[Luvmariohatekikyo2]

I was just thinking "DRWON HIM DAMMIT!"

[skeletorphd]

In the unedited version of this, just after 0:15, Chris Hansen popped out and asked the lion what it was doing there.

[crowhunter771]

the lions all like 'are you fucking kidding me?' lol

[ScisMacGillicutty]

I never get tired of watching this. The first time I saw it (and didn't know what the zebra would do), I was furious at the zebra for being so stupid to try to evade the lion by going to the water. Which made his attack on the lion all the more brilliant. In fact, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to come up with such a creative counter-attack if I were being strangled the way the zebra was.

[lukaqota]

The lion screamed to the zebra. Come back mother fucker!!!!

[MrDarkgone]

ahaha that lion is noob xD

[XoXMkayXoX]

1:43

Lion: Let meh give ya a giant welcoming hug.. while I choke you to death!! :D

Zebra: FUCK THAT..... IMA DROWN YOUR ASS! D8

[Dreamer25Yup]

Damn, that was sexy

[goe5]

That zebra is a BEAST

[cocuuco]

ah nothing special

this happens everday in "Madagascar" :D

[WoWGrimma]

Der Löwe wär fast abgesoffen xD

[XcOm012345]

her pride...forgive the pun

[melvin027]

WTF??? I was watching JACKASS VIDS!!! HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE??? O.O

[marlon1be]

huh i was watching lame football vids how'd i got here

[TheKnightgold]

hahaha zebra win

[mukifurlan]

Intelligence > Strength

[THANATOS112220]

That Zebra is badass man.

[Saikejo]

you go Zebra!!!! drown the lion. Listen today, never give up! fight till the end

[ZeldaFrEaK21354]

It would have been so badass if the zebra actually drowned the lion. I wonder if it even knew it was doing that.

[thumbsdownish]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY can i have thumbs up now?

[XxZdarkyZxX]

@thumbsdownish LOL

[MrRameshkumarkv]

Really wonderful.

[emilierse]

wow i would be so ticked if i was reincarnated into a zebra.. i'll be like god why..

[zombiegirl127]

''\(x.O)/'' GO MARTY!!!!

[sweety4ever100]

@zombiegirl127

ROFL IKR! XD

[VisionofOrion]

How is a Zebra a pussy? It is constantly stalked by lions, cheetahs, and massive crocodiles by day and Hyenas at night.

Not to mention all of the massive herbavores who are can be very tempremental and territorial like hippos and elephants.

To ward off an attack from something with teeth, claws and is far superior in size and strength should alone be enough to give the zebra credit.

[KeesusChrist]

The Lioness tried to play her defeat off by playing with that tree but she still felt stupid afterward.

[Baron189Jc]

this has nothing to do with the fight but a question to who MIGHT know, are elephants and zebras best friends or something?

[prowessjen]

lion was drowning in the water...............

pretty obvious why the zebra got away

[nerd1925]

Guy : "The zebra will fight till his dying breath"

Zebra: (Doesn't move)

haha

[VisionofOrion]

@nerd1925 believe it or not there is a defensive move used by herbavores where the animal conserves its strength for one final rush. The lion thinks the animal is near dead and thinks the fight is almost over.

By making the final push the lion gets suprised and off balanced.

Lions despite their natural strength are known for giving up on a meal when it puts up too much of a fight (in solo encounters) its far easier to steal a meal off a scrawny cheetah.

[Torresmilton]

theAidan2010 lol nice comment

[TheAiDaN2110]

YEAH BITCH ZEBRA OWNED YO ASS

[iloveasianwomen1980]

"The matriarch picks up on a suspicious odor"...Pheew.. ok who farted?

[MARCUStheDEXTOR]

Do you know why I don't like it when zebras die, its because I really love zebras, they look harmless

[shawtykira]

The lion was like WTF just happened?!

[MsGrantula]

that will teach the lion not to mess with zebras

[bo2780]

why dont that zebra fight cain valsquez for the heavyweight title

[urb0123]

No wonder cats don't like water.

[KIDSJelloKIDS]

fuck that nigguh lion got owned aahahah zebra power no homo

[grimmjowi]

@KIDSJelloKIDS Is that you Zyzz????

[DiDaRkZ1992]

hahahaha

[dustinjonesguitarist]

The zebra has a good ground game.

[grimmjowi]

@dustinjonesguitarist Ofc he has lol he was last year jui jitsu Abu dahbi champion..

[Piiyoryx]

the zebra drings red bull

[jiverson23]

Zebra caught in a guillotine choke, lion brings him to the ground and loses choke, lion pulls full guard, zebra makes good transition to side control and decides to bring it to stand up.

[28880]

1:29 let go of my fuckin neck

1:58 let go or i'll drown ya

2:16 bitch ass, don't TOUCH ME!

2:33 ahhhhhhhhhhhh shit

[ughh11]

poor lion just wanted to eat

[slugcat123]

who sees the lion in the background at 0:35

[ma0ma0ma0]

@slugcat123 good job timmy! you get a gold star!

[venumfightwear3]

Zebra

[profd65]

ha, ha

[AristocratJonathan]

The zebra might have later died from the teeth punctures to its neck.

[BiGxPlaYA]

@AristocratJonathan

"The wounds on the young stallion are superficial, he should survive."

[flexdaninja]

It's like Marty and Alex from Madagascar :D

[005usman]

pussy got owned

[Leela926]

damnnn poor zebra :( glad it excaped

[Unicron4ever]

DAMN, nature! You scary!!!

[chickun1soup80]

@Unicron4ever ok thats old now

[CrimsonTide093]

@Unicron4ever oh that was funny

[MegaJAwesome]

Chuck Norris won.

[sharingan180185]

that zebra is marti from madagaska booooyaaa

[19SuperStriker]

Lion = FAIL :D

[javiedkawification]

it's a tiger not a lion

[brkdnzygt]

zavallı...



[TheNeilDavid]

@brkdnzygt its LION! a female lion

[brkdnzygt]

zavallı...

[EVo1GuY]

The lion didn't know it wasn't the first time the Zebra has gotten pussies wet.

[PauloCESAR257]

dere deu deu deu deu.

[7439tjm]

I thought cats didnt like water

[MrMalkavich77]

@7439tjm ...So did the zebra,lol.

[DgmkEntertainment]

Zebra1:Damn this is some good water 0:09

Zebra2:Hey! watch out for those goddamn lions 0:21

Zebra1:fuck that I'm drinking all I can 0:31

Lion:What the fuck! I knoww these motherfuckers is not drinking my shit man!I'm about to kill one of these motherfuckers. 0:43

Zebras:What the fuck is that moving in the bushes? Wait is that a.... OH SHIT RUN MOTHERFUCKER RUNNNN! 0:53

Lion: What's up now motherfucker don't run bitch. You wanted to drink my shit whats the problem now motherfucker!!! 1:01

[cmix19]

ah man that lion is a pussy

[havik82]

in soviet russia.. zebra kills lion? hmm.. yea i'll go with that one. :D

[HannuGirl10]

Poor lion ... )): Felt bad for her . :S

[swagginsurffin]

tht is so hot...lol jp but eww

[vekkoda]

Зебра-классс!!!!!



[1234c]

The voice of the narrarator sounds a lot like Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince, James Avery.

[MrGohcalvin]

omg who said that the zebra I a girl !!

[GainingBananas]

52 people prefer lions to zebras...

[NiggaLikesChicken]

damn nature, you scary!

[bygonevexation114]

if that doesn't get that zebra pussy i don't know what will..

[seriall1337]

@bygonevexation114 I don't think he would want one, because he was recently attacked by one.

[xxxmikeyxxxx]

@bygonevexation114 ME!!!



[MrSlik25]

That was a tough zebra right there...it was inspirational.

[snowglobecollecter10]

Zebra: No dude, he had me right? And I like, like, threw him on the ground like, really hard and then I like, hit him against a tree n then like, he ran away, so I like, have a scar too dude.

Other dude: Uh, I highly doubt what your saying is true but what do I know, right? I mean I wasn't "in" your position so I wouldn't know.

Zebra: Dude don't doubt my awsome skills.

[MrFaulconbridge]

Damn nature, you scary!

[Rampagedd]

@MrFaulconbridge gayyyy

[MrFaulconbridge]

@Rampagedd I know you are.

[idan124]

@MrFaulconbridge  what u gay??

[MrFaulconbridge]

@idan124 No. But you are.

[idan124]

@idan124 i think u are gay man if not its ok next think about your comments

[Osbournek]

It's Zebra!! not zeebra!! dumb yanks!!

[mrghal6h]

هههههه تبهدل على الفاضي

[Kradle888]

real stupid Lion

[peanutbutterjelly76]

Zebra: "Yeah, I drowned a lion once....."

[357magnum98]

this happened in my backyard and i shot them both

[herdnbluefield79]

@357magnum98

Before shooting, 357mangum98 yelled, "ya'all stop that $#!t - BAM BAM"

[rezakhalilzada]

2:35 NO ONE SAW THAT!

[Woodstock187]

HA HA xD

[zeriana9]

guess the zebra wants to drown a lion

[kjackson2k1]

that "more serious blow" is a night without a meal...that lion later killed itself.

[irridescentruby22]

i kinda feel sorry for the lion...is that weird?

[WolfeyWolf]

she got fucked up!



[HiphopDesigns010]

no zebree entree tonight settle for baboon

[bossstatus05]

that lions is so soft lol

[powerbomb411]

Fucking cats.

[MrIceBrick]

i find Predators very fascinating, but that was very interesting to see the intelligence of a prey overcome its attacker

[xxxDNTxxxHATExxx]

omsh!! he almost drowned her! dudee.... i have a new respect for zebras

[personalityz]

lolllllllllllllll XD trying to drown the lion!!! wth??? record book???

[forthewin321]

lol 2:19

Lioness: OH NO YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!.

Zebra:OH SHIT I'M OUT OF HERE!

[phillyfan8356]

I mean its a fail. thats it.

[M377777]

That lion need to be vegetarian

[MileyDOMOKUNpugs]

bitch got owned!!

[shyomama]

@MileyDOMOKUNpugs but its a cat?

[MileyDOMOKUNpugs]

@shyomama what?

[Lucelot008]

Fail

[HotDamn281]

i like pie

[morfeu2583]

nao foi desta vez

[ultracastillo]

i thought alex and marty were freinds (madagascar movie)

[bestamerica]

'

i wish this zebra with both hands can snaps snaps so hard on lionness' s face

[chocoluver4]

zebras represent

[bradrusso3]

u should be put down...your shame to the pride.......ha

[NUDILUDI]

Lioness is like "Ow . . . my pride."

[Pookaloofagus]

Lioness: Bitch, third time this week! Fuck, gotta get daddy . . .

[TheRigo619]

love that zebra!!!!!

[hardmancanada]

the zebra won!! the lion got owned!!

[wallieburger]

lol that zebra is pro

[salim2t]

Cool vidoe



[DolphinDreams25]

FInally! One for the underdog

[Chirsv323]

One of the best videos i've seen !!!! ZEBRAS RULE>>>>THUMBS UP!

[ParkourAndGamesBySJ]

watch the video "lion last moments" in my channel sdest thing ever

[162andsinglebaby]

LMAO that's one bad ass zebra :\

[Capainomane]

Zebra owns Lion

[tahitinono]

so if the zebra stay with the lion in the river bit longer, would kill him...

[ddPMsProductions]

LAG! stop downloading porn...

[TerrierToughGuy]

So now the lioness starves, life is tough in the real world.

[Somekidcalledmatt]

2:29 you see the lioness like ''holy... *pant* sh*t... *pant* What the... F*ck just happened *Pant*

[TrickerDeck]

The lioness look so handicaped on 1:36

[psychojoker131]

Haha "the kitchen jokes" when she gets back to her pride... LOL

U go girl!

[mikroblog]

Zebras are not daffy, if they're attacked by crocodiles, they bite at the eyes! ; P

[xinnocent88x]

You can imagine all the kitchen jokes when she gets back to her pride.

[CristobalTL]

They were making love, but isn't that called taboo...

[vital0208]

Yo Lion, why so mad? The Zebra was just drinking water.. Don't be such a fuck..

[007elbert]

toma viadu

[1alvarouribe]

POOR STUPID

[genxxxersize]

You say "sub", I say SUB. Think about that now! ;o)

[ggumadbro]

2:20 I can run this lion, it's just a neck wound.

[OdeToNecrophilia]

owned

[Stesilaus]

The zebra was male, the lioness female, so the outcome wasn't THAT surprising!

:P

[slabridercam]

the zebra was looking the lion in the eye like ohh yeahh lets get it! bitch I got these black and white stripes in prison!

[coolnerd100]

@slabridercam ur comment just made my day

[LH2OLH2O]

@slabridercam lllooooolll

[jagkeum1212]

@slabridercam Haha made my day bro

[SilleBaam]

ha ha

silly lion

GO ZEBRA

[tazss159]

WTF !!!!! I thought lions were the kings of the jungle, how the f did a zebra take on a lion, i thought lions were the strongest ???

[WissMongler]

@tazss159 zebra was smart and tried to use water as an advantage....lol so many on strength ..tiger wins but...