How To Wash A Cat

[introverteli]

weird al became a cat guy?

[candiinside1]

Lol

[Raikonai]

if no is the sound of pleasure then all those girls i rap-... someone else raped must have enjoyed it

[smudgypalms]

"It's a good thing cats love water" LOL awesome

[JordanlovesJB1010]

LOL, "that sound means that your cat loves taking baths." "nooooo!"

[MrsLollipop6421]

poor cat high and have to take a bath what type of person r u

[130hc]

Next time after you get him high and gain his trust,Tie his ass up with 5/50 cord :D

[890slay]

There's nothing wrong with bathing a cat. It is wrong however to keep a pet and not taking proper care of it. Cats may not like water that much, but it keeps them healthier, and of course their master safe from diseases. So don't listen to your cat when it says noooooooo when you're trying to wash the piss and germs off it.

[doichekonnecktion]

You're not supposed to wash cats you stupid cunt! If you need to get rid of fleas you just buy some flea treatment.

[DoctorManiac119]

yer the cat likes that dont he NOOOO

[impagain]

"That sound means your cat is enjoying the bath."

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!"

[DJ31808]

Lol noooo. I had to clean my kitty when he came home from the vet with fleas! But he just gave me a terrified state the whole time!

[briy2151]

It does not mean it enjoys taking a bath

[Melpheos1er]

noooooooooooooooooooooo

[SLproductions1000]

thats funny + that is not animal abuse

[SDNate760]

I think the cat was actually saying "noooooo..."

[dt040202]

I want a cat too but I am too scare.

[dt040202]

Awww so cute he keep on saying noo..

[joelpspboy2]

Lmaoo is this a joke?

[chrisstorvik]

@joelpspboy2

yes.

[albusfr]

lolololol

[poupan1]

NOOOOO xD

[wildstyled]

everyone, this is a comedy. -_- of course the cat doesn't like it, of course he's not enjoying it...The guy KNOWS this. He's cleaning his cat and making it comical for viewers

[MrClaudialucia]

lol dont cat HATE baths

[itilijen]

Guy : "One good thing about giving your cat a bath, is that it builds trust between you and your animal.

Cat : "Nooo"

[Daemon209]

yeah coz cats Totaly like water....he said sarasticaly

[itp757]

nooooooo!!!! "thats the sound of pleasure"....so said the rapist

[kaplanamer]

the cat had a panic attack

[mangapanda111]

"Noooooooo!!"

"That sound means the cat enjoys taking a bath."

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!"

[kinebj95]

ur doing everything wrong. i dont think this is funny, its sad.. ! TREAT THE ANIMALS RIGTH!

[OneElection08]

lol



[plopcop1022]

that's a good kitty. he should have taken your life, but he didn't:)

[ferjero989]

cats like NOOOUUUUUU



[YugiSora]

You may want to find the right temperature out first before sticking your cat into it.

[sammew123]

made me laugh so much

[voldyxox]

The cat sounds like a baby/ small child :o

[zhengjdc]

I've owned tons of cats, 99% of them HATED water... however, my ex had a tortoiseshell female cat that absolutely LOVED water, she would jump right into it and having some fun....I missed that kitty.

[Wiinkeel]

Nice cat y0

[Jillstation]

its just like my cat only i had to hold her while my sister washed her... she smelt like oranges for the next ....day. lol.

[CandyAngel160]

my dog hates water much more than that cat....

[k3rry3mm96]

Lol, it's shouting nooooooooo, how is it enjoying it

[musicluvaa4833]

I didn't know cats could speak english LOL

[invisibleessential]

so basically you drug your cat before subjecting it to a torturous bath :(

[OhNoThanks]

Wash my cat pls

[EpicCrystalAngel]

1:24 "One good thing about giving your cat a bath is that it builds trust between you and your animal" Cat: NAAAAAAAW!

[TheNikerunner131]

oh my gosh!!!! you are so funny! i loved this so much! like this just made my night!!!!!

[Kmelissa87]

you forgot to hold the cat by the base of his neck and by this shoulder...

[eileenerxx]

the cat is saying a combination of "aw" and "help"

[ThatVirtualGuy]

I get my cat high on catnip...

[TehLiquid]

That sound means it enjoys taking a bath

nooooooooooooo

[AvannTethialla]

"It builds trust between you and your animal."

"Nooooooooo...."

[jaraaaxo]

aw :( she doesnt like it at all :(

[MsMedford]

Did he just wash his cat with dish detergent?

[owlonthaprowl]

it's supposed to be funny, he's not serious. lololol

[HAPPYLILMUNKEE3]

cats hate water... why bathe it when u can put flea spray on them.. quick and simple and no pain.. poor thing its just wrong :L

[BeardiesRock]

the cats saying "noooooooo!" during the bath

[SophiaRoseLove]

i cant tell if he's being sarcastic when he says something or not...

[29Essan]

wtf dish stuff on the cat?

[manifestgtr]

I don't know if catnip is such a good idea before any stressful thing...it makes them hallucinate

it's probably like chewing a couple mushroom caps then going to the dentist

[sirbuick]

:42-44 Cat: "This is f***in bulls*** man...

[Ash199085]

the cat is high and still fighting

[F0wlPlay]

"Now then, once the can starts tripping balls, give it a bath and REALLY freak it out"

[MidnightstormRiver]

Cute! :) i bet my cousin's cat will be worse. :/

[llryuuzakill]

his screaming nooooo! and ur right his saying thankyou ..thankyou david for giving me a reason to kiLL you xD ..

[Osukar077]

love it how ur cat dissaggre with u at the right moments like "that sound mean it enjoy taking a bath" "No.. noo... noooo"

[kirbydude55]

"it builds trust between you and the animal" it sounds like it wants to kill you :P

[Bigredme87]

this is amazing!

[maryfaceeggo]

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen.

[MysticalxxWolf]

MEOW! MEOOOOWW MEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW! Translation: No! NO! I'll fucking kill you! AH! Nononnonononnonnononoooooo!! DAMN IT!

[swagt0pus]

"That is a sound of pleasure"

[joenev23]

that is the sound of pleasure lmfao

[nucklejar]

lol NOOOOOO!

[Purgatoriesify]

264 cats watched this

[cottonball1881]

he's scrambling yeah right he enjoys taking a bath and full of kitty bathing plesure!

YEAH RIGHT!!!!

[TheGhostfaceMiller]

From 2:09 onwards, it becomes a bit of a prison rape scene. And I swear the cat is saying "NO!" throughout the whole thing... Amazing.

[mattclarke04]

I honestly cried with laughter the whole way through the video, thank you

[into777infinity]

the faucet.

[into777infinity]

Yeah, you should probably change the title to "The worst way to possibly give your cat a bath and traumatize it..." This is NOT how you bath a cat. The sound of the faucet running upsets them. The best way to give them a bath is to fill the tub with warm, not old and not hot water and to bathe them and rinse them off in there WITHOUT turning on the faucet which is just upsetting to them... you definintely don't keep chaning the tempature, joking while making a video and actually hold them UNDER.

[lilacwinteraire]

omg I LOVED the commentary.

"This noise means they like taking baths."

"The good thing about this is it builds trust between you and your cat."

GOLDEN. Love you, man. You're awesome haha.

[skyrocketstar]

The cat really enjoys its bath. A clean cat is a happy cat.

[ELDK2008]

thank you for tormenting your cat for my entertainment

[javonbidle]

"Now that your cat is good n high it's time to give it a bath". LMAO!!! XD

[AngKuTI]

Hahahahaha....... yeah, I heard the nooooo part... I got lots of scars the first time I attempted to bathe mine.... Love the vid!! Thanks, dude!

[LASMA4]

Cat said NOOOOOO...lolll

[tmeeks17]

lol that is hilarious, i just gave my cat a bath but it went aliil distant ... from that ... any who, good vid im subscribing, check my channel as well play on and keep up the good work .. that is a sound of pleasure,,, classic\

[andreaisdelirium]

omg, buahahahaha, your cat is literally saying NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[pigsforever101]

poor cat :(

[pigsforever101]

cats don't need a bath they clean themselves 

[wyesdnil]

I am giving my cat a bath after work now.

[djredeyes18]

HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAA­AAAAA SO CUTE



[ozzygodisgod]

poor kitty

[shinku3]

"That sound means it enjoys taking a bath"

"Noooo"

[KrystelLucas]

Your cat is so beautiful. lol

[LaoSoftware]

It is okay to use human shampoo? Baby shampoo on the cat?

[nedeljko18]

 Is it necessary cat to be bath at all ?

[pvtchun]

261 cats view this.

[bibiz175125]

aww poor cat its like noo

[koshindan]

CAT: NOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOOOO

He's having a bad trip.

[CoreyCanadian]

Cat: NOOOOOOOOO!

[kausartrouser]

That is so funni when he goes the cat saying thank u lol. Sounds more like no to me

[swade21796]

i love it when he says it builds great trust and the cat says NO! at 1:24

[miahmazing]

lmfao! this is so freaking hilarious. I cant even take this guys sarcasm it seriously kills me. hahaha! i love this!!!

[xoxlazianxox]

that sound means he enjoys taking a bath.

cat: NOOOOOOOO, nooooo. noooooooo.......

[TheYahoochick]

that cat said no and staryed climb he did not like that and my cat cleans himslef ir cat doesnt not ma problem

[FairfaxWizard]

That cat is pretty calm, my cat would of cut me into 50 pieces

[gcastro44]

@FairfaxWizard at petsmart, they have these nail caps you can put on your cat. they're effective and cheap. i did that with my 2 year old cat who i rescued, and had never taken a bath before. he tried to claw me the whole time, but didn't succeed. 

[ShowWizard104]

I REALLY want a cat and I'm getting a kitten first off (so if I start doing this when its young it'll be more used to it by the time it's older) and my dog has fleas so I needed to know how to kill the fleas while having the cat. I'm not really shore if I'm getting the kitten though cause my gram has to buy it!

[Marijanak888]

sound of pleaseure,lololol

[uf111]

The cat is more likely saying: Noooo, stop raping me.

Dave- he is sayings thanks David for making me smell nice and clean.

Poor cat- noooooo nooooooo leaveee me aloneeeee

[staqem]

Cat: Tortured screams: NOOOO!!!

Man.. Yep.. dont be decieved that is the sound of pleasure..

[KuDastardly]

Haha you should have used a cat disabler.

[iTrolledABearTwice]

That cat objects in everything you said lol.

[MarsyChannel]

"That sound means tha she's enjoying having a bath "

LOL ! Cats hate water unless they are ok with it ... (1:10.000!)

[inuyashamanic2]

* cat screams* that is the sound of pleasure

[fatassjaii]

This is too funny!!! HAhhahaha i could't stop laughing hahahah

[GeraldEdberg]

LOOLL.. noooo!!!

[MissBiguk]

was the cat screaming "No"?!!!

[Dharkhaze17]

"One thing about beatheing your cat, is that it builds trust"

Cat: NOOOOO

[baguazhang2]

from 0:42 - 0:44, what you don't see is the ca getting smacked over the head with a club.

[H4RDSoren]

@baguazhang2 What do you mean?

[890slay]

@baguazhang2 LMAO!

[890slay]

@baguazhang2 LMAO!

[v3xPaperJam]

COOL STORY BRO !

[iTrolledABearTwice]

2:08 look at the pleasure this can feeling right now. It's saying thank you david.

cat: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo!!

[joey43256]

forget trust!! that cat's gunna hate you for life..

sure...the cat LOVES water.....lol

[bohemianbabe21]

"Naaaaaaaaaaaaao!"

[DaggerofEternity]

"One good thing about giving your cat a bath is that it builds trust between you and your animal"

Cat: NOOOOO!

This is great! My cat makes the SAME exact noises.

[girl0o75]

thje cat is saying noooooooooooo lol

[anthonisaac]

cat says u ruined my buzz

[taytaygothictay]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL HILARIOUS !!! you are an amazing story teller! well-done

[krisxIsxFlying]

i love how the cat says "NOOOO!!" LOL

[CosmeticFanatic]

Lol he's being sarcastic when he says sounds of pleasure you idiots

[YeahBuddy2020]

"You hit the hot you hit the hot ." Hahaha .

[makotomikami]

Y'know? Cats are easier to wash if they first get choked to near death, then their last worry is to get wet, bastard :p

[RandomVidz60]

i would just put 3 real fish in the tub and my cat just jumps in and tries to catch them and then he lets me give him a bath. hes really calm. he also gets a snack if he catches them

[DandDProductions3]

I was laughing the whole time "Nooooooo!!"

I just got a kitten and I give her it's pretty easy since she is so small I can keep her in the tub.

[twentyfourin1994]

LMAO!!! You're a braver man than I. I'm about to take mine in to the groomer.

[djsuploaded]

What a cunt

[Illawarrian]

That doesn't look like catnip. That looks like ganja.

[SaffronBabey1]

Oh shit 1:34 lol

[roamingsoul80]

you mean more like the sound of get me the hell outta here XD

[19donutluver]

Lol @ 1:23 the cat is saying HELP

[XenonExplosion]

Best video ever. This brings back so many memories of when I used to wash my cat. It made the exact same sounds, and I would narrate the experience just like you. It's the only thing that would get the fleas off. Kitty HATED the bath, but LOVED it afterwards when he didn't itch like crazy!! And you're right... smells great, makes them soft and fluffy again. All these "Cat People" on here probably have smelly, gnarly cats and their house smells like piss. You should ALWAYS wash a cat!!

[ThatNeonDream]

is it bad I laughed so much at this?

[gretgret101]

No I do but that's not comedy that's animal abuse

[Petey0707]

@gretgret101 yeah, cleaning a cat is animal abuse! - fucking moron <_<

[xXLadyInsomniaXx]

last time you'll ever get pussy wet.

[gretgret101]

You man are so f****** retarded

Sounds of pleasure is meowing you retard

Such a poor cat

Clean it with a baby wipe or go to the vet!!!!!!

[numstuck]

@gretgret101 bwahhahahha some people will neve runderstand comedy

[animefan132]

@gretgret101 troll much



[17143972290]

please butt fuck me!-meow

[Maaimachine13]

you are a retarded, you read it right, your so incompetent that you dont rate full retard status

[Maaimachine13]

Dude you are a retarded, if thats the sound of pleasure then what do all those moans and groans coming from your mother when I pork her mean?

[WalkenTheWalk]

@Maaimachine13 She does that because people don't like being pricked by needles.

[Blueknightex]

Dave: "One good thing about giving your cat a bath is that it builds trust between you and your animal"

Cat: "NOOOOO"

LOL

[emmjay2009]

XD

[JadeyBug400]

"Nooooooooooooo Nooooooooooooooo Nooooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"that sound he's making is pleasure" lol whatever

[xAlexx13]

"oh shit!"

[MaxTranceformation]

That poor cat xD

[Nobana679]

you have to be brave to this. im planing on washing my cat as well but first i have to make sure my health insurance covers being nearly killed by my own cat.

[aggizmo64]

thank you dave for cleaning me "im going to fucking kill you >_<"

[smellykat1018]

I have to wash my cat because she sheds too badly and gets sick on her own hairballs. It's never fun but it's what's best for the kitty in the end. Bathing your kitty for his or her own good isn't cruel at all.

[strafer]

I don't think he's high enough man.

[UchihaSurvivor360]

OMG I have tried to do it but once the water touches my cat it's over!

[mremile23]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[naboba]

dayam! i don't want to wash my cat but the fur is just nasty right now. wish me luck!

[pinkglitter1107]

ahahah love this! im too scared to wash my cat.. i prefer living

[kris242]

Performing a job that is nearly impossible to do on your own (I have the scars to prove it). I give this guy props.

[117AsainBoy117]

"that sound means its enjoy taking a bath"

"nooooooooo"

[jBrMYhotties]

THIS IS SO MEAN. the cat is terrified. that sound he is making makes me wanna cry. how cruel and inconsiderate you bastard.

[fattyfattyporkface]

@jBrMYhotties Cruel and inconsiderate? That's what cats are when they destroy my shit just after I've dropped my hard-earned bucks on it whether it's chewing through a cable or tearing up my new sofa. A cat can suffer a bath for that. Cruel and inconsiderate my ass. This guy isn't a bastard, he's a hero.