Dick Cheney Refuses To Answer Questions About Sonic the Hedgehog

[Wazzazzle]

:giggles:

[Phoenixsuns21]

Hahahaha, you silly Wokette douchebags! Try growing up sometime soon, you might actually accomplish something worthwhile!

[TheZaius]

Are you or are you not Dr. Ivo Robotnik, aka Dr. Eggman? Please answer the question!

*gets face blown off*

I'll take that as a yes.

[Firiat12]

@TheZaius freaking eggman stting with a shotgun "thought he was a duck."

[technoguy07]

Usually fake videos like this make me angry but this one made me laugh. good job

[goldy496]

no reply, confirmed for dr robotnik

[VaughnCampbell]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[murchie85]

Hahahaha

[Equanox214]

LOL yeah its immature but its so funny over all the other questions. he must be like i heard the weirdest questions just now *rubs head*

[Zormac]

@Equanox214 well I trust this guy just added this audio to an existing video :)

[amisner2k]

Ok, I understand this is a joke and all but that is seriously one of the stupidest questions you could ever ask someone who has no affiliation with the game. It really shows the immaturity and IQ level of the person asking the question. I would laugh if this was a cartoon parody or something, but asking him this asinine question directly isn't even funny, it's just juvenile...and pointless. Not witty at all.

[mineofGod]

@amisner2k I doubt it was truly asked directly. I agree with you... but I think he just dubbed the video.

[amisner2k]

@mineofGod That's a very good point, I didn't consider that.

[stz1000]

Wonkette is a slave to the hedgehogemonic shadow government!!!!!!!

[bigitems]

@stz1000 ender?

[gatlin127]

im pretty sure he didnt hear u

[TomicTheHedgehog]

That's so awesome - they usually say 'Mr. President' or 'Mr. Vice President' and 'Sonic the Hedgehog' in virtual reality, but it sounds so funny in real life! XD

[DimitriVHefley]

Fucking retarded.

[Tanks2000]

Mr. Vice President! We know what happened after level 8-1!

[MastaGambit]

He probably gets this every day.

[Felaipes]

Mister Vice president!!

Where is the princess? Where is the other castle!!??

Mister Vice President!!

Are you bowser??

[velourea]

dick cheny, are you robotnick, are you a dick? are you just an incredible faggot who hates other cultures?

why yes sir, you have indeed approuched me in the right direction

[DeadlyEvilRyu]

LOL this is so random it made me laugh :) Thanks for posting this.

[PainMonkey]

This is why I voted on the Pac-Man/Mike Haggar ticket.

[yevonator88]

I would have given you a PROMOTION if he had even given you the time of day!

[Djanti0204]

lol

[Helljumper91]

Yknow I supported Bush and Cheney...But this is actually hilarious. I want to see someone do this with every vice president from now on.

[bub777]

seemed very convincing...

[cbrhawk1]

He was afraid that the reporter was going to touch his PINGAS, so Dr. Robotnik was undoubtily in a hurry.

[fatcatonrampage]

probably faked



[imonthedeadly60]

lol

[mybrainfellasleep]

pen15

[toxiconflict]

I'M DEMOTING YOU TO SCRUB-MONKEY THIRD-CLASS!

[tenerenceloove]

PINGAS!

[GameFreak982928]

OoO;

[superextremelaser]

stupid 9/11 truthers are so annoying

[ubentu]

@superextremelaser 911 triggered this 10 year war, they can spend some time telling us everything. I'm not saying what we know about the event isn't the truth. I'm content with what we've come to so far. We always need to ask for the full truth and nothing but the truth.

[qmto]

Cheney was probably thinking: Snoo-PINGAS as usual I see!

[FenderBoy87]

This just create more questions. Does that make George Dubya Metal Sonic? Did we invade Iraq for Chaos Emeralds??

[GoldenJoe]

Haha, I love the way you formed that question.

[lindholmaren]

...

PINGAS!

[monkeyhead360]

haha. nice voice over.

[sapnyosentry]

Cheney: Stupid reporters, snooPING AS usual!

[nick7626]

Cheney: "PINGAS."

[Shadowofskippy]

Snooping as usual I see

[FindTheComputerRoom]

This is one of the greatest videos ever.

[Jonathan1850]

Lol. Cheney just got trolled.

[videolizzard99]

Cheney's response: "SILENCE!!"

[Lasty91000]

This is one of the most bizarre reasons to make fun of Dick Cheney that I've ever seen.

That comment was pretty neutral, right?

[skinnyvinny3]

ARE YOU DR. ROBOTNIK!

[thedafool]

@skinnyvinny3 ?*

[ChannelUmptyThree]

@skinnyvinny3 Robotnik's appearance was based on Theodore Roosevelt actually. but I agree that was the hight of random

So if Cheney was Robotnik, who is Bush Jr? Dr Wily?

[joegt123]

@ChannelUmptyThree Nah, Bush is Rush.

[chillpenguin666]

@ChannelUmptyThree

Maybe it was dotor wawee

[Colest503]

@ChannelUmptyThree Bush Jr is Big the Cat.

[TheHeroHartmut]

@Colest503 And Sarah Palin must be Rouge the Bat! It's all starting to come together.

[ZongyVang]

it's fake guys -.-. he jsut added the voice over it.

[OhSnapAndWhatNot]

@ZongyVang Who cares!? It's just funny!

[Storm3Ryder]

*ahem*

Cheney: "SHUT UP! JUST SHADUP!"

5 bucks if you know where that's from :D

[egwok402]

@Storm3Ryder Nixon?

[Seenik09]

If Dick Cheney is Dr. Robotnik...... Then who's Sonic The Hedgehog?

[Shugo5775]

@Seenik09 Chuck Norris, duh.

[GmanGregilla]

@Seenik09 I'm sure that most liberals would say: Barack Obama. And, to many of them, I'd imagine that Tails would relate to Biden or to Obama's administration at large.

[thefriendsociety]

@GmanGregilla lol that same logic doesnt work and it never will

[GmanGregilla]

@thefriendsociety Hehe; yes, I was being relatively sterotypical, but perhaps not necessarily so unwarranted either...

[bartsonic]

@GmanGregilla so if this guy saw obama would he be saying

MR. PRESIDENT

do you fight a large fat man do you save small animals

ARE YOU SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!

[GmanGregilla]

@bartsonic Perhaps so. I hadn't thought of it in this light.

You raised an interesting supposition.

[korriken]

@bartsonic

no... secretly he's a clone of shadow the Hedgehog.... a really skinny one.

[hobieslug45]

@bartsonic he should there is no difference between the two

[milkmanv1]

@Seenik09 OBAMA!

[blains123]

They should have asked about his Mean Bean Machine .

[ryanshaunkelly]

Trump, Rummy, and Cheney to join Mubarak in Fuhrerbunker.

[MichaelConrad1D]

How did the 9/11 "Truth" guy keep from cracking up? Don't crazy people have a sense of humor? Come to think of it, how did Cheney keep from cracking up? Evil people have a sense of humor too, right?

[dans1120]

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