Kiaora advert

[befartey101]

kia ora is maori for hello you eggheads

[ursie1986]

'so we've got this idea for the new ad, we're looking to be as racist as possible, if there's any way around tha-'

'CROWS. crows are black.'

'RUN IT.'

[roninmurphy]

Awesome, I love it so much I typed in 'Kia-Ora Dubstep' and guess what happened

[AdmiralArchangel]

Its funny because im drinking Kiaora right now...

[chaoreturnsforgood76]

"Kia-Ora" is made and distributed by US beverage company Coca-Cola and it's NOT RACIST!!!

[katoushit]

it's an advert for fucks sake lmao

[wils1689]

@katoushit ......Exactly, c'mon folks, lighten up a little

[policematrix]

and take a look at the video "old tetley tea round tea bags" is this racist against white english people implying that we all drink tea i dont yet it doesnt offend me.

if you want we can discuss on skype my name policematrix

[RenataElliott]

waaaaay disturbing.

[gummidge01]

classic, sum many arse holes wiv chips on da shoulder so jack disappeared of black jacks, golliwog, and different strokes gone from kiora.... they'd moan if not enough in telly, thank got for crimewatch uk

[genmonty]

@gummidge01 u make no sense

[Dkintaudi]

Wow, of course Rush Limbaugh would find this funny.

[AlexHamblet]

well, the fact that each crow is an outdated (even for the mid-80's) stereotype of a black person does make this pretty racist.

the song is catchy though.

[policematrix]

you fucking niggers make me sick

if this advert wass full of white folk then it would be rasist now because its full of black CROWS you fucking idiot you think its racist

this is why people hate niggers because you allways play the race card

you dont here the chinese saying the simpsons are racist do you

pretty racist ha ha ha

racisum is a white man seeing a black man and killing him and his family not a cartoon with crows in by the way all crows are black you fuck face

[damon858]

@policematrix if you don't understand that this is racist i don't know what to tell you, read a book!

[policematrix]

@damon858 im not going to read a book i dont need other people to think write it down and then for me to follow what they say ,i know what racism is its when people get picked on because of there race, Now consider this is it racist to portray a black man as a basket ball player well no because the best players in the world are black, just like its not sexist to portray a footballer as a man even though women play football and white men play basketball its just the way it is . and can you

[damon858]

@policematrix well yes it wrong to depict black people as basketball players. . . ( arch-atypical caricatures) simply some people may associate it with people of african origin, just because it is a positive stereotype doesn't make it correct. it's the symbology of africans which is disturbing characterising a section of people so that people can identify with for their amusement and there by boost sales is at the cost of "black" people. it caused much offence on it's release!!

[policematrix]

@damon858 all your argument does is emphasise what im saying black people are on the look out WHY, youve obviously ignored what ive said i come from austria originaly but i live and was born in the uk so im english not austro-english .and what about stereo types every video with a black person in is driving a car with hoes in it smokin weed ect ect and they frequently use the word nigger.

i think you just want to argue damon858 ,if you think this is racist then youve never seen racism

[damon858]

@policematrix i have seen subtle reference to racism in allot of media but this is obvious i can not point out all indifference just wanted to make people understand that it is and people alter their perspective based on this. who said i was black!?

[policematrix]

@damon858 your mum

[damon858]

@policematrix oh dear. . . we have succumb to child like behaviour. no worries i will meet your animosity with gentle good humour and understanding with a hint of tolerance. Oh before i forget, might i point out that this commercial was banned in England for it's contentious provocation.

[policematrix]

@damon858 well you wont take on board what im saying

can i point out 20 years ago gay men were put in jail for being gay

black people need to class them selves as humans not a race as racism can only exist in a world were people class themselves as different races

[damon858]

@policematrix i refuse to take on board the words of a person who refer to certain races as niggers, your words not mine, and my point is when you diminish a grouping of people by mocking or generalising them it causes miss-perceptions and ill feeling. in a irrational world having some responsibility in media to be sensitive/politically correct has it's place.

[policematrix]

@damon858 last one now my fingers hurt i should be playin left4dead2

how come this vid has 30 likes and no dislikes with 15000 views

must have been all white people hahahahaha

[damon858]

@policematrix you cannot presume anything!!!!

[policematrix]

@damon858 ill presume you live at home with your mum and youve no girlfriend haha

[damon858]

@policematrix insulting me achieves nothing, but if it makes you feel better please feel free to continue

[damon858]

@policematrix because if people do not like something they are more likely to just move on rather than condemn it. the opposite is true if they enjoy the media

[policematrix]

@damon858 i only call them niggers to prove a point im not racist just because i say 1 word , just like your not a murderer just because you watch a film , you live in a scared world i bet every young person scares you ,you believe all your told by government like about the iraq war wmd, look if you take offence to verbal insult thats your problem i can laugh it off proberbly why i had a better time than you in school ,smile be happy laugh it off you only live once so enjoy and stop findingfault

[policematrix]

@policematrix i have black pakistani friends im not racist i just find it a discrace that i cant have freedom of speech like a said i can call a ginger person ginger minger and no police will come but say nigger and ill be charged with being racist

[novatrek]

@policematrix says tons about you as a person and your intellect that you can't distinguish the difference between the two. Thats really pathetic.

[policematrix]

@novatrek no it does n`t how can a couple of sentences tell you about my intellect it cant

like ive said before if you want to take offence thats your own personal issues on the other hand if you have an open mind you will be able to take on board what im saying while not agreeing .and saying im perthetic just cause you disagree is a strong arguement NOT

[damon858]

@policematrix now you are making assumptions about my personality, if you wish to say/type things that you know will cause wide spread offense unfortunately you can not be stopped. but hopefully you will rethink your actions in future, also i can assure you, i feel fulfilled in life you needn't worry for me :0)

[policematrix]

@damon858 so basicly we cant skit , praise or even include black people without being accused of racism

[damon858]

@policematrix no just do not adhere to the old ways of portraying "black" people. I complain just as much when i watch a wayans brother film

[policematrix]

@damon858 try typing white jokes into youtube its the second one down it doesnt offend me yet im white maybe cause im not a little girl

Anyway you watch chris rock he racist as hell but i can laugh at myself unlike some people

[damon858]

@policematrix nope not a fan of chris rock i find some of the things he said offensive in comparison dave chappelle was troubled by the comedy he was producing, and i felt he was looking at a broader picture rather than mindless comedy

[policematrix]

@damon858 and can you tell me and everyone else in what way this video is racist, if anything its discriminating against white people because there is none in the video. but to make a final point YOU CAN ONLY HAVE RACISM IN A WORLD WERE HUMAN BEINGS CLASS THEMSELVES AS DIFFERENT RACES if someone shouts nigger at me it has no impact that should be the same for all us humans,look at african americans why not just call yourself s americans your making yourself different

[battywattywoo]

Classic! Some time before I die, I'd really like to see the old Noodle-Doodle-Doo ad (from circa 1985). If it's anywhere on Youtube, could someone let me know, please? Cheers.

[DirkSchooner]

eek - noodle doodle mouses?

[botchBetting]

nigger ora

[eclectica1]

It was so funny when you had all those PC idiots claiming that this was racist!!!!!!!!!!

[cailingaelach1970]

Brings back memories of Summer 1983!

[flumpingjumpers]

Hahaha, I love spaced. But what an anoying advert, Id go mad if that was on now.

[sk8ing4me2000]

the it's too orangey for crows comes from the fact that crows are allergic to citric fruits (or at least they will die from eating them if they're not allergic)!!

[anatolydude]

Tim: What?

Kid: You know what!

Tim: Is it... Is it because I sang the tune from the Kiaora advert?

Daisy: Oh, I remember that! "It's too orangey for the crows!"

:)

[bigham48]

The genius of Spaced!.... skip to the end

[mastersham]

Weird how somehow this would be labelled racist or something nowadays when it just a fun advert

[thedailyenglishshow]

Wow... I had no idea Kia Ora was the name of an orange juice. How bizare.

[baggyboo]

haha mint classic,cheers

[mrfreakybig]

It's too orangy for crows! Classic!!

The person wo made this definatly used to smoke

the green stuff lol . j/k

[robwill26]

Has anyone seen Spaced, (simon pegg and jessica stevenson. Its just for me and my dog.

[leslieharwood]

bring back the golly ;o)

[Treguard]

Used to scare the living shit out of me.

[welshuser]

Classic!

[harakiricheese]

used to LOVE this ad. thanks!