ISRAEL COMEDY

[TheTrampolineMen]

it's true, we jews went through the desert 40 years and 40 nights ;)

[abdullahghalayini]

shut up jooooooooo hate u all joooooo

[andyandymax]

I found it hard to hear clearly. What does he ask the priest about the cross? He asks something about "if christ had been hit by a ---(?) then would you wear a ----(?) around your neck?" What word is it that I keep missing?

[mazaltow]

@andyandymax if he was hit by a truck

[andyandymax]

@mazaltow - Ah. Now I hear it! Thanks.

[dozesof]

@andyandymax If Christ was hit by a truck, would you wear a truck?

[laleegag5]

This was seriously hilarious. And everyone who is saying this is hateful or disrespectful, I doubt you haven't said anything prejudice or disrespectful in your life. This was humorous on both sides, which i think is great so it doesn't look like one is better then the other. Just relax and laugh for a couple seconds, that's what it was for.

[tumaris1977]

this is really disrespectful

[dozesof]

@tumaris1977 see my reply to TheTrampolienMen.

[Dogbandit]

Hahaha. Nice one.

I think it's great. Religion is bollocks anyway so go for it.

Let comedians attack the 'imaginary friends' that some people call their gods.

[grimblebrumble17889]

Hmmmmm. I cant help but feel that if this were a young Irish or Italian or German Catholic man there would be thousands of Jews screaming anti antisemitism. Interesting.

[maycohen100]

@grimblebrumble17889

omg this is supposed to be funny, just relax and have a laugh :)

[grimblebrumble17889]

@maycohen100 Its not funny. Its offensive to Catholics and double standards.

[TheTrampolineMen]

@grimblebrumble17889 if it's disrespectful to catholics then it's also disrespectful to jews, becuse it said all kinds of dumb stuff about hanukah

[dozesof]

@TheTrampolineMen Get it, it's a joke! No laughs about Hanukkah or 'bout catholics. The joke is about people not listening to each other and not explaining stuff properly to each other.

[davidbarashi95]

3:13 waht that simblayss so funy

[hotchiliedouble]

hilarious

[SAMIRERRE]

lol funny \

we israelis must have this kind of fun becouse of war

we make fun of everything, even fun of ourself

[bombingtheholyland]

Check out the trailer for Bombing the Holy Land

[OnLyMe859]

/watch?v=cI1oam1fI5o

[Hypatia696]

I love it! So funny :D

[kall4less]

It only gets funny when the doughnut comes out at 2:58.

[adir999]

ggeeezzz...

people go to the dictionary and check again what comedy means....stop getting pissed its doesnt meant to offend anyone but to put some smiles on ppl faces(mostly israelis and hebrew speakers).

stop being such a hot tempered and laugh a little in this cruel world laugh worth more then gold.

[Alon2601]

wtf is the problem here?

israel is the country of the jewish end of story .

and this episode aired long long time ago before borat i remeber this

and its funny so dont piss off

[emmettwrubel]

@Mr3bdulla learn how to spell asshole this is freakin hilariouse

[yon295]

dont get angry..

its only a joke =]

[WhoisJacqueFresco]

the ending was perfect

[Rensfield]

you down there: that was homophobic, xenophobic, and true (for the catholics).

[abumiz]

You are right the list of crazy stories in Christianity is long but what about your own. Its funny when you see someone laughing in expense of others meanwhile he is in a deeper hole. All religions based on lies, if your home built from glass don't throw stones on others.

[Yuval012]

not really...

first of all many stories in the Jewish bible are prooved to be true. historians found out it's true.

i don't want to fence anyone, but Judaism sounds much more realistic than other religions...

Maybe some thing are lies, but it's lies that based on truth.

[Yuval012]

he don't trying to be like borat....

this is part of a show that called "Shidurei Hamahapecha" and there is a lot of diffrent kinds of sketches in this show.

and it's old show so it's was before Borat

[Ta7te7]

hahahhah funny dude :)

[shawry86]

man every video which has some connection to the world israel has loads of hate filled comments, shutup man enjoy the comedy

[shayshalom]

arabs don't get jokes u knw - we saw what u did after ppl draw cric' of muhamad

[shawry86]

ey???

i was having ago at hate comments on videos connected to israel in some form...i just spelt word..world my mistake...im not arab...

[shawry86]

lol and i spelt by wrong also

by not my*

[smadarpopo]

hi every body! dont take it seriously, its part of comedy tv show that lghth on every one and lghth on the Jew too. we have all the rspect for your religion, most of us are secular so take it easy.

[kidi1232]

LOL it was funny - but im not so sure how good non-jews can understand the end of the video (alot of jewish traditions mixed into the donate story).

"father can i have 10 shekels?"

[Yuval012]

The Story in the end about the Donut it's false...

no one really know why we eat it in Hanuca,

we just eat it XD

It's very good, every year i waiting for Hanuca just for the Donuts.

[kidi1232]

well the story is that you need to easy deep fry food - to thank god for supplying the temple with oil for 8 days even though just 1 small can left.

[rwsbrwsb]

Wow the level of intellectual debate on this page is amazing, seriously all of you go away and read a decent book and start to understand more than the general bull. Ilan Pappe's The Modern Middle East is a good place to start.

[flprocess]

חחחחחחח אחד החזקים...

[disy96]

why do you have to hate if you don't like it don't watch it

please don't reply just do it

[badboy821994]

ואייייי זה חזקקקקקק אני מת ...\\\fucking funny lol!!!!11

[HaEretz2006]

Come on everyone

Its funny

stop hating each other

and have a laugh for once

p.s.

Yeh the arabs stole our land and we took it back

End of Story

[eidius1989]

@HaEretz2006

are you talking about thousands of years ago? wasn't that your fault for rebelling against the Romans? so its kinda your fault for being systematically killed and enslaved by the Romans then had your city burned because you were being tax too much? you know there is a reason why Persia, Greece and Egypt and many others still remain to this day yet the Jews of Israel are the only ones who didn't what does that make you think?

[noblebird9094]

@eidius1989 Why shouldn't the Jews have rebelled against the vile Roman empire? What is wrong with the desire for liberation? Ceasar owns nothing in Israel and nothing should ever have been rendered to him!

Todays Greeks, Romans, Egyptians and Persians (except for a few Zoroastrians) are not the same people they were 2000 years ago. Only the Jewish people have remained steadfast.

[eidius1989]

@noblebird9094 now that's a bold statement, here lets think about this....why the Jews despite being one of the oldest religions were so outnumbered and hated by practically everyone? and religion is not what makes a people what they are its culture. the Iranian, Persian and Egypt culture have survived to this date but the Jews have nothing. we are not even sure if Israel is truly Jerusalem spoken in the bible. if your statement was true then your immortal because your culture changed.

[BezObaw]

@HaEretz2006 fuck you falafel

[DuBarryFilms]

@HaEretz2006 Uh NO we were ORDERED OUT by Hashem for iniquity LIAR! Further we were ordered NEVER to go back...FAKE!~

[leibo26]

This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. I couldn't stop laughing. Such a typical Israeli, I loved it!!!

[averagebodybuilder]

no respect for anyone... typical israeli...

[somerandomegirl]

stfu! They are very respectful, and we christians love them! They are respectful the right way, unlike you! arabs only respect pedophiles!

[averagebodybuilder]

you must be insane.... you must have missed your prozac.... or lithium. is it legal in the settlement that you stole the land from?

[somerandomegirl]

haha what are you talking about pedo? I didnt steal your land, and the jews didnt steal your land ! THE ARABS STOL THE JEWISH LAND, BACK IN THE DAYS. AND NOW THE JEUES Just took SOME of THEIR LAND back! so go blow yourself up, you ass hole! AND in my land is fair, and cares about human rights, UNLIKE your land, that refuses to keep up with the world, that is based on lies, and brain washes its people! YOU are like cancer to the WORLD!

[averagebodybuilder]

you're a stupid fuck. with your sick mind. why are you obsessed on pedophilia when i am not even one? like this :

watch?v=nZGmWeidvQM

or this

/watch?v=EQuMbgAXgGI

[somerandomegirl]

at least we punish pedos, you make it legal for them to marry 9 year old girls, and gang rape women! at least we help the victims instead of putting them in jail, and giving them 200 lashes!

[averagebodybuilder]

i wonder if these people will ever be prosecuted:

/watch?v=QSLlIRf-aQI&feature=P­layList&p=C06707A6FE2FD11F&ind­ex=0

[somerandomegirl]

dear "averagebodybuilder"...btw what a pathetic name, tells a lot about your intellect!

You are obviously a sad drop out, who cant do anything valuable with your life since you keep commenting on my page, i will erase your nonsense, and block you. But i will thank you for entertaining me, you dont meet idiots like you everyday...(or maybe in your country they do). Go shoot yourself, or better yet blow yourself up.

[averagebodybuilder]

watch?v=R8RHl1KdM0w

[averagebodybuilder]

bitch...

/watch?v=-u-y13LCqSA&feature=c­hannel_page

[allreturn2u]

stfu? lol, are you ppl sure the christian? fuck you bitch! you are NOT real christan! are you christian? I hate your fucking dirty mouth, and I laugh about your stupid poor faith! all of you christian is false! FUCK YOU!!

[ramzyisbad]

sucks shit

[PeaceRipHer]

lol funny

israel rocks

[EMISH1234]

looool

[amir8520]

the Priest is actor.

[xSoilderx]

Rofl good one!

[misolico]

Guys, dont forget it's only a comedy, *both* of them are actors.

[macklen]

Well yeah... maybe I'm wrong about some jewish women, but look at the men, c'mon...

you could unclog a drain with a nose like that.

[august180808]

cmon i think we have a shlock like charm

[upsilone]

ooo, you are generalizing too much there....

Look at Natalie Portman, then look at me in the eyes and tell me she's ugly.

[benyjaykay]

corny for sure

[ninettayeb1]

OMG im dieng this is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!

[ofironit]

i love it!!

[tsosmi29i]

for another one time this video show how the jews represent the evil... usa and israel suck..

[kamodia]

ha ha ha ha ha nakakaaliw

[manglish2000]

lol and if jesus was killed by a bas you would wear a bas .... האהא

[powerline24]

we didn't die from the hot of the desert because it was... snowing.

[MilenaTsi]

Lol jewish histroy in a nut shell:P I love it...tov me'od =d

[THEMISTOCLESS]

" hes not the mesaia hes a verry notty boy "

[doody884]

I love when he just starts mumbling to screw him up lol. and the snow, lol.

Israelis are awesome!

USA- we love u guys!

[IcedRose]

oh i had to laugh so hard at the part with the snow and the fish..hilarious..

[eelias75]

who is this funny guy? that was a good one.

[raia07]

awesome! i cant stop lauthing

[racelinemax]

hahaa

[123ariel321]

this is funny but stupid. Hanukah we Jews selebrate to show the miracle G-d did in our temple when the greeks attacked us. we did not have enought oil but there was a jar of oil that was holly but it was supposed to last few hours, but it lasted for 8 days

[mamunchik]

jajaja aimale it was so funny casi me muero pisdetzz

[yonishur]

hahhaa schmatever u douchfag

this is older then borat

[schmatever]

Borat wannabee its so embarassing...

[Moshikal15]

this was so much before Borat

[schmatever]

Rubbish. Borat was in existence years before the movie came out. The character Borat was aired back in the mid 90s this is clearly a bad Israeli fake.

[Moshikal15]

I doubt the writers and the actors knew about Borat when this was filmed back in 2002-03

[21IncHlONg]

dude this guy is always making this voice it got nothing to do with borat and it was long before borat.... beive me we dont steal our comedy from anyone...

[schmatever]

@21IncHlONg yes you do, fuck you sharmoota leave me in ur mother's anus.

[21IncHlONg]

fuck you moron we dont still comdey people still from us now go fuck yourself little bitch

[schmatever]

No FUCK YOU im gonna come and find ur ass and force you to apologise ya kalb!

[chris111222333]

What a way to win friends in Christendom!

[averagebodybuilder]

the christo - zionists will see this and say... "so what they can kill jesus they are still the chosen ones"

[schmatever]

christians are gay and fuck children.

[averagebodybuilder]

/watch?v=HsNj3hFp2ig

/watch?v=oGJsBUTPGGY

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[averagebodybuilder]

/watch?v=vwPdMvHfS_s

/watch?v=6yKLM696mjg

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[fifanowftw]

LoL

one of the funniest commedy

אחחחחחחחחחחח איזה צחוקים

[Malakina1964]

holy shit

[PissOFFuWanker]

LOL!!! This  was too funny. Thx

[twentyjan]

''and if christ was hit by a truck ,you go by a truck!''

hahahahaha

well said

[vipwoody]

total nonsense

[dawnrun911]

Slow build up but very funny at the end!

[misssssssme]

say, where was this taken from? eretz nehederet? or another program?

btw

nice video :)

[kobist]

from "erev adir" very very very very old comedy

[sbonzai]

Funny funny stuff