How To Deal: Automated Phone Machine!

[7lovelyCHAOS]

FMA and zack galafinakis :) <3 sachels

[MissPurpleKush]

I LOVE YOUR KITTY CAT <3......oh yeah and yew

[SunnyBloodShot]

How do you deal with smart mouths? :L

[vlpjwds]

so much ADVERTISEMENT

[xrennerxizraw]

OH MAH GOWD you have a fullmetal alchemist poster *dies* "doctor docter we lost him!"

[mczake77]

lol

[skaterkid2720]

i followed your instructions and i just spent £250 on re enforced condoms that i have to order from iceland

[DoubleAA1713]

charlie sheen poster :x

[CasHillary]

Action fig-er? Lol :)

[IHateLife440]

FUCK YES CHARLIE SHEEN POSTER! :D

[AllTimeLowLuver1012]

Cat-puter is a win :D

[Ale1889]

Ha! I love your shirt!

[KibaAkamaruForever]

HOLY FUCK A FULL METAL ALCHEMIST POSTER!!! I can die happy.

[hyakudoshi]

LOL at the Charlie Sheen Poster in the back xD

[zadman49]

...WINNING

[zombiiebiitchxxx]

I did this, and the automated phone service hung up on me. -.-

[Michelle1147]

just swear at it once with teleus lol

[mexicochicharito14]

wats ur cats name?

[abrinasayy]

ALAN FROM THE HANGOVER AAND CHARLIE SHEEN.!? your room is win.

[Ashezth]

I need more 'How To Deal With Stuff And Things Of Such A Nature That I've Learned Just Recently And Want To Share With You'. I don't think I could live without it.

[baileythedoggify]

My cat looks exactly the same as yours... But mine's fat. And it's called Bubbles. ;3

[vampires185]

YOU'RE RIGHT. FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST FTW!!!!

[brutalmurder131]

SAD FACE!!! xDD

[muzicismylife21]

Hahaha definitely one of my favorite videos. Matt, you never cease to amaze me. xD

[yeaitsrandum]

Figgures haha

[DANIELskatesenjoi]

GANG BANG ANUS FART POOP SHART POOP CRAPPY PEE PEE POOP POOP POOP FART POOPY PEE CRAP POOP POOP POOP PEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[xomusicjuliaox]

make one about how to deal with the operator they give you because they usually have no clue what i need help with...lol

[mc0244]

WINNING!

[SarcasmBitch]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[Zer0Saturation]

CRAPPY PEE POOP. PEE.

[TheMackierae]

can you make a second htdwsatosantiljrawswy? please XD (and yes that does stand for how to deal with stuff and things of such a nature that ive learned just recently and wanna share with you)

[passdeduchie]

DEEP IN ANUS!! LMAO THUMBS UP

[lenaya09]

hahahaha....... how the hell do u get ipod touch from imac lol. and id love to hear a conversation in nothing but swears.

[lol304wvgurl]

im becoming 1 of yur fans from desandnate <3 o and yur hott

[fredsely95]

i love the way you say figure!

[PAIGECTV]

The using final cut pro at the end was perfect! :)

[URMOM21499]

I love how you say action figure lmao, "action figer"

[LiveLaughLoveable7]

I love your poster of Allen from thr Hangover in the background.(:

[tlarcos]

What application do you use to make your videos? =)

[XXEMOPANDAXX100]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow hah, i loved that :)

[emoly2944]

i like the hello kitty pocky box on your wall (:

[xXMissaBabeXx]

OMG your pocky wall is so awesome.! xD im so jealous pocky wall FTW

[Mitski49]

I want that Charlie Sheen poster man!!

[roxyaloha5454]

great shirt



[Terinka14]

:D Nice cat :D

[diablojosh]

matt: meow meow meow meow

cat:ffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffUCK OFF MATT!

[RJ1541]

If I did that to my cat it would like fire a lazor at me ._.

[ShearSunflowerNTWK]

I LOVE YOUR CALICO!!!!

[anbayanyay]

Thumbs up for pussy play.  :-)

[Gaby123t]

omg.. my brother has that grey action figure thing in 1:21!!!

[XxhimynameiscynxX]

i wouldnt follow his advice i did it to the dmv and got recorded... lets just say they werent happy about it..D':

[HelloKrissyBaby]

Charlie Sheen

WINNING<3

[calley319]

*dies* Matt... Is... is that a... a... FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST POSTER!?!?!?I have just fallen even more deeply in love with you. :)

[Chane101x]

@calley319 omg thank you for saying that i never would have noticed it :D wooohooo Matt is even awesomer now :)

[tastiewaffles]

i called my grandma and started to shout curse words at her, at first she was like"wtf, why are you calling me?" then she started cursing back. she stilll dosent know it was me



[RtoojBntOmha]

i wanna do that to ur cat ;OO!!

[HaileyNat]

KITTY ^-^

[TheKiaraLady]

i should be sleeping right now...

[BellKeehl]

love your FMA poster XD *high five*

[YouLoveMary]

AWE! I love your cat! She's so cute!!!!

[lujke324]

Action Figgures ftw.

[SooticaTheMushroom]

THE WALL OF POCKY IS GROWING O_O

[Aawwdorable]

"Gang.baning.anus.fart.poop.sh­art(?).poop.crappy.pee.pee.poo­p.poop.poop.fart.poopy.pee.cra­p.creep.poop.poop.poop... PEE!" I'll try and memorize this...

[yourmotherthatswho]

DEMON-ANUS-FART-POOP. XD!

[gymnasticsgirl33]

I laughed SOO HARD. HARD.

[atm443348]

like if you tried this

[DestiniDivine]

Doug Jones action figger.

[BrexLovexETFx95]

I love the way he says action figures.

[4NunzInAChoppa]

HOW TO DEAL WITH: being canadian

[TheXxCatherinexX]

SAAADD FAAACEE.

[terroratthebay]

Or just push 0 for an operator haha. Nice matt :)

[ericacoo]

I LOvE YOU YOU'RE HILARIOUS!!

[free2radke777]

CAT-puter!

It took me a while to get that lol

[brian500017]

thumbs up if mattg is the funniest peron you've seen on youtube

[brian500017]

watching this made me piss my pants it was so funny

[heavymetalalldaylong]

you need to deal with your grandma in a video!

[Huffling123]

Your nose is just so fit!!

Give it to me now!!!!

[SaveYourself777]

I work for apple and the IVR system at the beginning sucks balls. Don't give it your serial number, we have to ask for it again anyways :p

[ItsMeBehindMe]

i love your hair just letting you no

[mlcs101]

OMFG. I have that Zack Galifanakis poster that says "You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack." Nd i also watched the Hangover 2. If anyone even cares...lmao

[St4yxBr00tal]

Screen-captured Matt @ 0:54 ?

... I think so ;D

[TheBigJL97]

dude did u just get a tan? cuz ur face look tanner:)

[TheFroggyPants]

Wait a second... where has your septum peircing gone?!

[idropdeaddevynn]

You have a Charlie Sheen poster and a full metal alchemist poster. I think I'm in love... O.O

[missymiss890]

theres alot of epic faces in this like at 0:51 ,  0:53 , and 0:55 :D

[AmbyJaye17]

Communitychannel did this, but tthis is funnier xD

[Fergieluver1234]

can you say 'figure' again? :P

[MadlyMariah]

So uhm... I kinda really like that Zach Galifanakis poster....And that full Metal alchemist poster just creepin' in the corner x3

Just sayin' ..

BY THE WAY! *insert creeper moment here* your hair looks quite soft owo

[Ambambear29]

*SAAD FACEEE* well.. your sad face is pretty fucking scary. ANNDDD GODD I love your charlie sheen poster! omg Dx

[flabaman44]

haha i have the same printer

[ionakat]

WINNING!

[FullmetalShortOne]

I see Fullmetal Alchemist. :D 

[RandomEvey98]

Hey I have that Zach Galifanakis posterr! just sayin[: <3

[EmoLoverBabe1]

33 people don't like to deal with things.

[MissNikkiStrify]

I hate when the auto phone thingie, just hangs up sometimes. -_-

[musicalshirts]

WOOOO! I LOVE SPENCERS! Even know I close my eyes through most of the store

[becki182]

meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowme­owmeowmeow.

[rainymariee]

THAT LOOKS LIKE MY KITTY ♥

[BlackhawksFan247]

fig-ers

[SugarPlumCheese]

I love your charlie sheen poster :O

[XxMiaDisturbiaxX]

the first thing i noticed about this video was the epic charlie sheen poster!! matt is WINNING!!!!

[SnjperWulf]

Your hair..it's like an emo, pirate eye-patch...

Looks like the wind blew it one way and then you just threw gel on it. What happened to men lookin like normal guys? All this weird "metroism" and the lines between what is guy and girl specific being blurred is getting pathetic. I'm tired of guys looking like girls. Skinny jeans, weird hair, makeup. Grow a pair and stop trying to look like a girl.

Wow. I'm high and mad. Damn you for blowin my buzz.

[LabYam]

@SnjperWulf

I love pirates.

[laniiable]

"--PEEE!!"

mwhaha

[mrfreedomthomas]

apparently like Charlie Sheen, Matt is also winning.

[PwninZombies]

One time I held an entire conversation with her using nothing but swears. hahahaha

[theredheadchannel]

all these years i make cute creative comments on matts videos- in hope thathe would respond.

mat responds to 'lol'

wow. let me die now.

[xsickpuppiex]

Haha i love you-3

[XChildOfTheMermaidsX]

Did-........ did you just say "action figer"? Ahh, I've been watching mattg for years but the delights of Canadian accents still surprise me every day.

[scottelsey319]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[ishawn12369]

and halo 3 poster ALLLLRRIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!

[ishawn12369]

@ishawn12369 i shawn you loser...

[ishawn12369]

@ishawn12369 but, but, but i im no-o lo-oser :(  LOL

[ishawn12369]

hey full metal alch. poster in the background alright!!!

[emokids744]

PEE POOOOOOOP

[aloha2302]

i dont think poop is much of a cuss word o.o

[xloveegurlX]

i love how hes repling to the comments :) hehe lovee youuuuuuuu :D

[haybay1139]

I must try this out! xD

[MetalCookieMusic]

0:55 made me lol

[zombiekitty2532]

he says figgers instead of figures :D

[iamscruffy]

Mew mew mew mew ahhhh the things to do with cats

[iloveaccents]

cat people are always odd

[lananification19]

sad face? I think you meant Saddy Death Day

[MelissaLynn0]

Your vast amount of knowledge amazes me. o-o <3

[endgame354]

Where did you get that shirt?

[zukoismybaby]

Haha i love you <3 your vids always make my day

[XxTinaRigsxX]

i want your Zach Galifanakis poster <3

BADLY!! ^^

[MattG124]

@XxTinaRigsxX i got it at spencers!

[XxTinaRigsxX]

@MattG124 i have NEVER heard of that store before.... lol but whenever i do go there, i AM buying that awesome poster :D

[XxTinaRigsxX]

i just pretend to speak another language.... ^^

hello would you like to purc-

QUE?

.........

hablo espanol?!

[PatrickEatZombie]

my dog brought me a used tampon while i was watching this

[MattG124]

@PatrickEatZombie that.. well.. that is just awesome

[LabYam]

@PatrickEatZombie

May I ask where the dog got that thing from? x')

[LiveLaughLoveable7]

@PatrickEatZombie My dog does that too lol!!!

[Chibi2Ninja2Death]

Ha ha awe meow <3 xD

[JessicaSkies]

YOU HAVE FAT JESUS NEXT TO CHARLIE SHEEN!! winning

[QUEENofTHEclubSCENE]

Move aside action figgers

[Chibi2Ninja2Death]

@QUEENofTHEclubSCENE lol I was thinking the same thing. xD

[Zycadellic]

Where do you get your beanies? :3

[iamlyricallywritten3]

i want a catputer....=]

[TakeThis2MyGrave]

I really love your cat(s)...just saying :)

[macintosh079]

This video is most popular with:

Female 13-17

Female 18-24

Male 13-17 hrrmm women really love him o.o

[PaulAJCMoreau]

GHUUUUUUUUUUUUH



[FLUBBYWUBBY1]

pause at 49 seconds. it looks like he is about to say fu**. Also pause at 53 seconds for MOST EPICEST FACE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

[FLUBBYWUBBY1]

pause at 49 seconds. it looks like he is about to say fu**

[royrulz123]

where do u buy that poster?

[RenopunkJo]

2:13

[XwomenIshtar]

thanks a lot... i'll make sure i use that technique on my next job interview XD

[SarieeSqueak]

WHERE'S YOUR SEPTUM PIERCING GONE?!

Btw, I Like Your Catputer. Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow. <3

[NaomiWyatte]

Awhh, your cat :) She's a catputer! x)

[KeroseneKid2019]

hahaha you dont curse 'fudgin crud xD

[lolPaperclip]

Long hair or short hair.... NO middle ground

[SkeeterWHAT]

What!! Full Metal Alchemist FTWWWW.... lol first thing i noticed :3

oh how i love you much much more now

[KitKatRaaawr]

You have the ultimate sadface. <3

[cbeewins]

That's right Doug, charge that phone! :D

Hahaha Matt you always cheer me up, thank you! xxx

[EFAY68]

all u haters...suck a dick

[ponziXmusicXlover]

matt, your videos always make me laugh. probably because i too enjoy fart, poop, and pee pee jokes

[mimilovesgreenday]

Can You Share Your Catputer With Me?

[CookieEater7]

Some YouTubers show really awesome stuff (Vsauce), some give you your daily dose of random (Cyriak), some cheer you up (WHATTHEBUCKSHOW), but you, MattG124, always make me laugh :))

[MysticalSilence1]

cat computer :D

[princessichigo4199]

"How to deal with stuff...and things...of such nature that ive learned just recently and wanna share with you" XD nice

[tokidokilager]

i cant help but watch cuz youre soo hot, but then you open your mouth and i feel like im listening to a 16 year old virgin (not that theres anything wrong w that if youre an actual 16 year old vigrin).

but you're 2-3 years older than me D:

[SleeplessHobo]

uhm, excuse me, but your sexy(:

[JoshhWasHere]

Action Figger

[boricuagirl13]

hahahaha you're hilariousss

and soo random!  xD

[alexxanimar]

I love you for watching fullmetal alchemist.

I went to anime north and got little sticky notes with Ed and Al on them :3

[alexxanimar]

ps I love your cat <3

[Trippin2Kippen]

DUDE...i am soooo doing this

how do you deal with real sales calls cuz i love messing with them

[fitloverangel1970]

I love cats.!! And your cat is a cute cat!! Make more videos..you are funny!!

[MissNikkiStrify]

"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." XD

[cameronHIM]

I didnt know it was gonna be that offensive, you should've warned me xD

[peaches1987]

i want to see you do a video with you and your gma.....and swearing