Europe is Scary

[giggshenrik]

ah, back when Dan Brown videos were good :D

[Nic0maK]

europe also have some nukes to send back to whoever try to nuke it...

[blondemario]

Only 26 people are from the United Kingdom! :O

[PopcornAlexandra]

will some one b my friend

[HugBug101]

i am a canadian who's living in spain right now and i must agree. europe is scary. the people drive NUTS and everyone wears the same thing.

seriously.

i cannot buy something from a store here that i did not see 30 people wearing yesterday.

do i love the spaniards? yes.

will i walk in their streets without fear? no...

[DoctorNociceptor]

@HugBug101 I am afraid of America... I live here and am surrounded by religious fanatics of all stripes and one of my housemates believes the world is 6,500 years old and thinks I am brainwashed because I study science, and also so many people here think that a man's foreskin is like a disease-ridden tumor and must be removed or else he will suffer endless infections, or at very least he will be picked on as a child and women will flee in fear! Weird!!! Maybe I should move to Canada?

[NefariousVirtuoso88]

SHIT ... this guys annoying.

[yiotos]

@SiennaElderly Hee hee! Tris! Dan's european counter-part!

[yiotos]

@642drock You are right in some respects, however, one shouldn't totally disregard amercia. In the end of the day, its just a place which intelligent beings associate with a name.

[yiotos]

@peachesNpears95 Wheezy waiter coined that term

[Chopin342]

Sutor, ne supra crepidam

[DeathIsKind]

Ever heard of Mutually Assured Destruction?

[Zythoryth]

You AND your clone are fucking annoying, and you are making a bad name for the USA smuck. I am biginning to understand why Russia wanted to bomb the US: to prevent your birth... and the whole bunch of people who would have died bacause of it: acceptable cassualties... Put a sock in it POGO!

[sebastianbora]

Thumbs up if your from Europe.

[TheLastIshida]

Clones???

[wisseify]

america is not self sufficient so after having nuked the EU nobody would ever want to be you ally and you all starve of hunger.....

[Supirior12]

1st that offended me...2nd "we have enough nukes to destroy europe." whats that about?why would you nuke your own allies and you came from europe too.If however you do nuke europe everyone else in the world would probably kill you all.3rd not all europeans are emo 0.0

[sciencegey]

if you fired nukes at Europe, they would affect Russia, pissing them off and destroying america 3 times over.

[EagleSyncProduction]

what the... enough nukes to what? ... that was.. ugh.. take that back cause it makes you look like a moron... are Americans still claiming to be the most powerfull force on the planet , cause they're not and it makes them look like a nation of hillbilly's and rednecks...

[balooc2]

0.28 u shud be because us don't

[shockerRO]

actually in europe we have russia and russia has enough nukes to destroy the earth TRUE FACT!!!!!!

[kakosevikamviksa]

511 people have been to europe

[TechnoManiac2]

Clones?

[pjvchd164]

actually , europe is freaking scary ;D you just don't notice it because you're always laughing with americans ;D

[TheJackhunt]

europe can get russia and they will blast you america

[PorkyBot07]

I comment from the future when dan is shit

[maximumrfan]

This is a CLASSIC Dan Brown video.

[want2beactress]

just understand it: he only wanted to link some videos in a funny way!

[FutureComputing]

I think you a HUGE twat.

[maximumrfan]

@FutureComputing **you're

[micahurley]

I'm from europe! But I'm from England and we don't use euro's so I could get away with not living in scary europe. wooooo

[giraki1]

Now, now Dan, Europe isn't scary, just continental Europe. Scandinavia's pretty sweet though. Especially Sweden.

[Nocturnox65]

This vid makes no sense...

[NKA23]

Europe actually SCARES you?

LMAO

Try Africa or South America...DUMB ASS.

[VolatileMachine]

@NKA23 Have you seen Human Centipede? If not watch it ,then say Africa and South america are scarier.

[NKA23]

You actually BELIEVE a freaked out horror movie to be an actual description of live in Europe?

//facepalm

Well, have you seen CLOVERFIELD ?

NY is SOOOOO scary, there are gigantic monsters runnig around Manhattan, that destroy scyscrappers like card board boxes.

[VolatileMachine]

@NKA23 Thats exactly what its like....How did you know?

[123seb786]

THUMBS UP IF UR FROM ENGLAND OR UK !!

[andreasfr1]

I bet Danielle likes your ability to do that thing you do in the beginning ~ ^^

[StigsIrishNiece]

Despite already seeing Tris's (Grammar FAIL) video, I didn't know he was going to be called Dan's clone. Pointless message: Finished.

[TheFrostiz]

SWEDEN!!<3

[MrGuitarguy2010]

you made good points and i livein europe and i am now terryfied to go outside

[hannahke1]

I'm from Europe. I like cute emo boy's.. O dear God.. O_O

hihi xD

[airmide]

wow... some people really can't take a joke. XD

[zoidbetag]

why does he reffer to us as "sheep"?

[mechwarreir2]

I used to love Dan Brown, but now he is a bias hypocrite. Been that way for months and he hasn't changed yet...

[LoopTheLooop]

@mechwarreir2 whaa? come on, dont be a hater :(

[cakelover33]

your how old?

[jaywray1]

in a war the europe would beat america (without nukes, that'd end the world).

[tom5343]

@jaywray1 no we probably wouldnt europe would fall to pieces there would be no strong leader because america has taken that role on since ww2 and the eu is an economic union with practicaly no military powers. nato is dominated by america so thats out and the usa's military budjet is far larger than all of europes combined so we would just be fucked really

[jaywray1]

@tom5343 the uk has the 2nd most powerful navi in the world. next to all of america. now, thats 1 country, 3rd is france, combined there the same size as the americans military, thats TWO countrys of europe. thats the navi done, the UK's airforce... is again 2nd to america. 3rd... again france. the war would basicly just be france and the uk vs amerca.

[moneym0ney]

Europe isn't scary, the introduction to this video is....

[narutoninetails12]

he used a c and a g cord at the end

[BeatlesHero]

i hae the funnest timewhen i go to europe. But not every thing is cheap like inthe u.s like a game was like 50 euro

[beeeny1]

I clicked on your ad 347 time!

[420falilv]

Human cloning isn't possible yet. Plus no scientist in their right mind would attempt it as there would be a shit storm of controversy. P.S. i live in Ireland (which is in Europe just thought i should point that out) which is much safer and far less scary than America where anyone can own a gun regardless of I.Q or mental stability.

[bobberts7]

@420falilv it is possible but yes contraversy is huge

[superryomafan]

@420falilv oh it gets worse trust me there was a time that we were considering letting guns in bars

[beeeny1]

I'm probably the only Finnish (person from Finland) in the pogo tribe. It's only scary is because we pretend to hate America when were really are just jealous :)

[superryomafan]

@beeeny1 of what

[Theparanormalman1]

and you think you know to use nukes??? hahaha yeah right :P..... this only shows antogher shithole from the us..... i have met many nice people but there is more badguys

[JazzTrumpetNL]

Don't worry American, it's normal to not understand that which is unknown in your own country: the acceptance of cultural diversity

[Snipadude47]

Which video did term doobledoo come from?

[98blasse]

gl bombing us ... that will be some achivement the day all americans actually get out of their chair *gasp!* fat people walking!

[BlizBob]

I'm european! FEAR MEEEE!

[jacktheninjadude]

them "cute european emo boys" as you call them are fighting and stealing airheadded american women (pretty much all of americas women) you say?

although we may do this. if we didn't do you really think woman would go after YOU, in my eyes you're big headded, "we've got enough nukes here in the us to wipe all of europe off the map entirely"

no hard feelings or anything but dont be a dumbass and categorize your audience and single out one section of your audience.. it causes arguments..

[CorrectTV]

he wasn't offending anybody, was he? so, calm down...

[Theparanormalman1]

@CorrectTV well he startded to talk about nukes against europe..... and thats offending -.-

[CanCemo]

in us you can BUY a weapon, and then europe is scary?

i Think us = scary

p.s. in europe you don't have clones :S

[whyryuaskingme]

dont worry... im just as scared of you as your are of me

[drakesajin]

YOU TALK BOUT EUROPE AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

[SammieW26]

@CorinnaLovesToast It's "ewe" because it 's pronounced the same as "you" which actually is in the context

[Vonpccd]

So why do you have a Swiss flag on your wall?

[Likerent]

This video is suspiciously similar to John and Hank Green's videos. ;)

[CopainTv]

Americans hating Europe is like a child hating his mother/father

[CainmosniMirrored]

@CopainTv You mean great great grandmother/grandfather right?

[CopainTv]

@CainmosniMirrored

Something like that.

[iimbamii]

@CopainTv A father and mother stuck in the past that had to play catch up with it's more prominent children. I agree.

[RhianonLives]

@iimbamii Grammar fail.

[iimbamii]

@RhianonLives Lol. I'll lose sleep over that relatively common mistake.

(For the record, beautiful use of the English language when you type "Grammar fail." Incomplete sentence, much? .... See how pointing out meaningless errors is fairly idiotic? Have a good day. ;] )

[iimbamii]

@RhianonLives Lol. I'll lose sleep over that.

[QuipyGirbo]

@CopainTv

ORLY?

Iv'e heard of THAT before....

[CopainTv]

@QuipyGirbo

yhrly

[Ninja1Ninja2]

@CopainTv We don't hate Europe, we just don't think about you as a continent. Just another place for America to conquer.

America hating Europe is like a child unconciously wanting to fuck his mother's brains out. America just wants more land.

[JonOB2444]

@CopainTv Its also like a fat spoliled child hating their GRANDmother

[blitzkrieg2671]

@CopainTv Yes and some of those children apparently dwell in the past for far longer than they should.

[3XP3RTGUY]

@CopainTv yeah your mother/father that ditched you into an orphanage and smacked you and then tried to adopt you back but it didnt work

[giraki1]

@3XP3RTGUY More like hating everyone living in the same city as you parents for it.

[delbertgrady]

@CopainTv i suppose if you're a racist then yeah

[silverteva]

Get over it ,you moron!

[FuckItSnoopy]

If there's one thing I've learned from reading the comments on this vid, it's that Europeans are a bunch of whiny little bitches who can't take a joke... or criticism.

[RyanPaulWarren]

Typical arrogant American view of the rest of the world, "You could nuke Europe" HAHAHA alright son, tell you what, if you attempted it the spooks would be all over America within the hour, if it wasn't for England and Northern Ireland most of the world would be speaking German right now. Northern Ireland provided materials, shops, bullets, anything you can think of while England had the navy and foot soldiers and pilots, Europe would destroy USA because half your country is too scared to fight

[LindwurParty]

@RyanPaulWarren, Get over it you nationalist idiot. It was a joke. Cripe.

[lolwutcookies]

@RyanPaulWarren butt hurt much? it was joke get over yourself

[dxhugao]

Portugal is the safe contry in the world.

[piercy100]

As far as i know, americans go crazy for the irish (me) and were from europe. also theres a swiss flag stuck to his wall (the red flag with white cross for those stupid americans).

[SuperPokefreak100]

EPIC ENDING!

[edwardlover1028]

just to make that ego of yours even bigger (cause yes, I do know that it bugs some people) your so called 'clone' is not as good as you. yes, I said it.

P.S. it might bug SOME people that you have a big head, but it does not bug ME! it really makes these videos loads of fun. so there :)

[xAd0w]

Jesus, man... you should tag this as Fail. No, Epic Fail.

[cheerstars12]

YES. I went to paris and EVERYONE I knew, had a clone over there...true storyyy!

[SnowNeff]

lol u scare me -.-'

[HappyLlama13]

loving something you're afraid of is called 'respect'

[WhatToNameMyselfTV]

I'm European, I wasn't offended..Though some parts of Europe scare me lol jk

[gerimaster24807]

Qualifications to be famous on youtube->you need to be a retard

and you have to speak about fucking nonsense things

[LobstersInMyBasement]

I'm kind of scared of Europe too..

I guess that makes me scared of myself.. But I don't really consider myself a european. I think, that because Sweden, Norway and Finland aren't attatched to the rest of europe, we aren't europeans.. I mean yeah, we are, but.. I don't know, but when I think Europe, I think France and Bulgaria and Turkey.. And those countries are nothing like Sweden..

[incandescentsmile]

Europe isn't scary! We have the best time over here! We have Oktober Fest, real espesso coffee, fabulous wine, cheap cigarettes...and several hundred languages, a diverse history of art, philosophy, music and culture - actually, scratch that. We have HISTORY. You know - that goes back more than 300 years. Just saying.

[johnie89]

@incandescentsmile Cheap cigarettes??? Have you been to Ireland, the UK or France???? LOL

[guliosh]

@incandescentsmile well oktober fest isn't really typicly european more typicly german but it is cool nevertheless ;p ( they should rename it beerfest )

[superryomafan]

@incandescentsmile ur history is also much more intresting than most

[Cold1Forged]

@incandescentsmile And YOU have nothing to do with any of that, gee aren't you useful to your culture.

[incandescentsmile]

@Cold1Forged What do you mean i have nothing to do with any of that? I enjoy espressos, cheap cigarettes and wine all the time ;)

[Shagabec]

@incandescentsmile COUGH.... WORLD WARS. COUGH... But it's kay. Because the people are good now. :)

[QuipyGirbo]

@incandescentsmile

Quatch! Wir haben kein "real espresso coffee"! Haben wir almdudler!

[RoyF5]

How is this video offensive to Europeans at all? People are like freaking out over this...

[Glitcherguy]

Emos aren't considered cute are they? Oh I'm screwed.. I'm look as much as an emo as.. Something not emoish :S

[Glitcherguy]

Do I have to scare myself now?

[PhotoFinish2008]

I'M EUROPEAN.

HOLY SHIT IM SO CRAZY!!!

[BrookeButterfly121]

true haha

[Holammer]

Why Youtube... WHY?! Why am I getting this guy in the recommended links?!

[oleedvard]

umm.. i don't like emos. but you shuld not try to be a smart ass to the europeans. i just so happend to know that it is 1000 pounds of TNT under the pentagon an guess who is holding the trigger.... that's rigth theanti1337 is holding the trigger so confront him!!

[ruirodtube]

@Pogobat

Dan,

This video is uninteresting, boring, and a lost of almost 2 minutes of my life.

This video is a waste of hard disk space on a Youtube server.

Two thumbs down!

[menno023]

as a European i'm a lil' scared of dan...

[guliosh]

most things you just said I don't recognise here (i live in Holland, which is offcourse in europe) Americans have an extremely strange vision of Europe... pretty steriotype...

[ThisNameIsNotProfane]

That's a cool youtube game about finding an envelope

that freaking envelope.........

[tom5343]

ah but russia has more nukes to get u first (us europeans are all in with communism and russia)

[st0rmr1der7]

what a douchebag. You are neither talented, nor funny, nor smart.

[frodoondabass]

Huh? Emo is an American artform. Thanks for that btw... :/

[givemefreakinusename]

I love how everyone is offended.. How wasn't actually making fun of you guys.. You guys smack talk U.S. all the time. Get use to it. He was making fun of emos and promoting another one of his videos... You guys are way too soft.

[aniaszczur]

you are irritating

[123gas321]

Whats wrong with emo boys!?!? emo's rule!!

[creamycurdy]

again my ears.......................

[gricka31]

what the hell is wrong with human clones?

identical twins are effectively clones.

stupid fuck

[Gamer2096]

In fact, about 70% of american people are europeans.. so we are all scary ;)

[givemefreakinusename]

THat is actually an old statistic..and by tomorrow we're all gonna be Mexicans..

[niallphelan28]

upsetting!

[raspoetin2]

Alle Menschen werden Brüder,

Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt.

[Ching1888]

You're about as funny as burnt out orphanage.

[LiiSSP]

quitting school failed for u.

cunttttt

[JaquitoBueno]

The reason you aren't getting any isn't that Emo Europeans are stealing all teh wimminz. It is because you are a college drop-out with an ego so inflated you actually put "handsome" in the tags for your video.

[TheAnti1337]

@JaquitoBueno Shutup. Dan Brown tears shit up.

[johnie89]

@JaquitoBueno OMFG Dan..... You put "Handsome" as a tag for your videos???? Thats so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...

And Europe is great :P well.... Parts of it anyways.... :P

[harrypmgs]

@JaquitoBueno Nail. Head. They just met.

[neomysterio]

This guy is a loser. Why does he talk normally?

[p6a9u1l42]

haha good job quitting school what a good idea it clearly isnt working for you hahahha

[7omnia7]

Well Dan, your Brit clone owned you :(

[Wh3tst0nE]

what a fucktard, you are.

[welc0metobangkok]

What is going on with Dan's videos recently? They used to be entertaining and good, now they are just SHIT.

[xInsurgency]

this guy fails

handsome as one of his tags??? Save yourself the embarrassment fag an gtfo my youtube

[brianjames002]

What a cunt

[CerisePsyche]

You really are not worth a comment but since your a zerohead on education. Europe has more nukes. Obama is dismantling the U.S.'s.

[truth489]

@CerizePsyche First, that's an ironic comment (not worth a comment but you post a comment?). And you do realize that this whole video is sarcasm, right? Second, before you insult someone for their level of education make sure to do it in a grammatically correct format thus not "since your a zerohead on education" but rather "since YOU'RE a zerohead on education." Third, what the fuck is a zerohead? Lastly, just to reiterate, he is obviously being sarcastic.

[jacktheninjadude]

@truth489

this isn't an English literature class here dude, only a person in which really wants to desperately prove his intelligence would bother correcting chatspeak url.

get some friends.

[CerisePsyche]

*you are

[Prankst00r]

not cool, dan...not cool

[Nenhunter]

A reason to unsubscribe from pogobat...

[Koopatroopa01]

@Nenhunter Gief reason

[LuukMarschalk]

You are not funny

[Zythoryth]

One thing though Dannyboii, about the nukes and stuff: Rusia, which is a part of europe, has about 15,000 nuclear WMD's, USA has about 9,600 :) Who can bomb the most? Let's face it you half annoying prick: the US is dependant of it's allies in Europe, because after all we are the economical "safe ground" that allow the US to still be the worlds only superpower. Well: we allow it as long as YOU don't lead the country...JUST SAYING!

[Koopatroopa01]

@Zythoryth So true, but lets not make this a ''who has the most nukes'' argument.

[GingerLBC]

i wanna punch this guy in the face, so much

[lovellespice]

booger alert at :49

[Clungification]

mate... i think alota guys in england (where that cute emo is from :) ) dislike how emo boys look, like i hate them

[Norgano]

This guy is more annoying than the most annoying emo boy I've ever seen. I know youtube is supposed to be low on real content and substance but this guy is just the worst.

[soulshift14]

pathetic

[broadcastyourself62]

wow you are cloned!!!!!!!!!!

[xoxJemsiieexox]

nooo dont diss amazingphil he is awesomeee!!

[comedysketch23]

You forgot about russia having nukes and tons of Irish people live in america and the can whop your ass

[CarpePuga]

Wow .. exceptionally pathetic.If only anonymous threats over the internet were effective, I'd promise to kick your ass.

[raspoetin2]

Your nukes mean nothing against our mass-produced clone army!

Muhahahahahaha! >:-D.

[Origen305]

ARe you ever going to make sense, ' We have enough nukes to assure MAD' Nul point. 'Emos are from US' nul point. £rd point was indecipherable.

The US scares me, that is if you are a representative sample of its inhabitants.

[mrbearbear83]

three irrelivant arguements.

come to europe.

and lay off the nukes boast.

[olafurhh03]

If you would nuke Europe to pieces then you would die because of the fallout or from Russian nukes, dumb ass.

[electricmastro]

Scary Europe = Castlevania

[AresKrl]

You're a stupid son of a bitch.

lol this guy is a douche