did you know there are actually 2 white bars indicating how much you have uploaded? i know this because my internet is a piece of junk and i am watching the bar rise oh so patiently
Steven Seagal is now the most doomed man on the universe....why? not because he killed the black dude in the end....it's cause Aries Spears is Chuck Norris favorite comedian on Madtv.
This remonds me of Skyrim when i walk into an in a start killing.
360Freakoutkid 2 weeks ago
@360Freakoutkid Nobody gives a fuck about Skyrim.
AmericanAirlinesRule 2 hours ago
Is only we listened to steven segal.. what a better world thos would be...
RcUniverseGuy 2 weeks ago
did you know there are actually 2 white bars indicating how much you have uploaded? i know this because my internet is a piece of junk and i am watching the bar rise oh so patiently
hoonyroony 3 weeks ago
do you kno that a vote for Gingrich, Santorum and Romney is a vote for Senor Break my Face!!!!...lol (Ron Paul 2012)...ROFL
JEREX101 1 month ago
lol "Senor break my face"
JEREX101 1 month ago
3 people voted for "senor break my face"
residentevilcoy 1 month ago
He broke that man's neck, for Lieberman!
LyleVertigo 1 month ago
Hi I'm Steven Seagal and welcome to Steven Seagals America, I'm Steven Seagal.
S0ZettaSl0w 2 months ago 4
Why don't the police ever appear in any of his sketches lol
TallandAsian89 2 months ago
they should talk/'joke' about the Jews in the 2nd World War....
TheDoritosfan1 2 months ago
It cuts just when the best music ever starts D:
hydraa 2 months ago
black guy : what?
Steven : watt?
029716239 2 months ago
Its always the black Guy tht gets killed first
buckledown94 3 months ago
Hi I'm steven seagul and I'm douchebag
tanramiscal2 3 months ago
right when i started watching this i knew the girl in the red sweater was dead...
MsFunnyStuffz 4 months ago
when steven seagal as you wat sandwhich you better say the right one or else
itzAcutie 4 months ago
Is Liberman a Democrat?
MegaVergan 4 months ago
LOL Steven an the lil old lady @ 0:42 - 0:55 hahahaha.
jchronic23 5 months ago 2
o yea this is my right!
TheLegendarycouncil 5 months ago
that magda loost was doomed from the moment she said america was a montecristo
TheyCallMeNewb 5 months ago 2
It isn't a Steven Segal skit if he doesn't break a neck.
Neasyorc 5 months ago 2
"And millions of Jews were killed in the war! Are you actually comparing the two?"
Thumbs up if you've ever used this in a conversation for no reason
SchweitzerMan 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@SchweitzerMan Can we thumbs you down if we don't? =)
87doofer 4 months ago
Its about time someone upload this skit I have been looking for it forever. thanks.
chelioshit 5 months ago
"Why did you do that for?"
"I'm sorry I thought it was you"
LOL
BananaSl4m 5 months ago
Sound like this skit is on drugs.
happyfa5 6 months ago 19
Steven Seagal is now the most doomed man on the universe....why? not because he killed the black dude in the end....it's cause Aries Spears is Chuck Norris favorite comedian on Madtv.
ExistenceWithin 6 months ago
He killed leberman lol!
redstate86 6 months ago
LMFAO! Hes so hostile!
DudasMiska 6 months ago
who writes this stuff ? haha genius
Aciddaggerr 6 months ago
I love how they impersonate him
capnhands 7 months ago
Funny!
GENEFGMK 7 months ago
Why is the ending cut off?
dasupasin 8 months ago 7
@dasupasin
I don't know.
Myrkky69 8 months ago 15
hi im steven seagul
TheChevy496 9 months ago
Great skit!!! LMAO the first time I saw on Mad Tv..
pete0969wi 9 months ago
YES ive been looking everywhere for this!
LukeBCtown 10 months ago 24
@LukeBCtown me too ;D Steven is the best!
404c8 10 months ago