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  • joke police are needed

  • or "democratic republic of congo? naw, its me"

    thumbs up if you get the reference.

  • what a fuck was that

  • I can't suscribe to you guys for some reason.

  • biii

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • 555555555555555555555555+++

  • @learchear คนไทยนิ

  • and that's why i hate police..they are always arrest cool people

  • The only part I laughed at was when he wiped his chin after the "wazzaaaap"

  • fail and gay! scooter

  • THumbs up if u searched JOKE

  • I want one of those scooter like things he was driving, they're amazing

  • cinemashow,info free movie online #OMG

  • wanna hear the biggest joke in the world?

    justin beiber

  • Will Shatner ?

  • a typical asshole

  • that looked awesome, im gonna start punchin people for bad jokes too

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  • thats cool, shame we dont have the joke police in real life

  • LOL

  • Good idea... that's pretty much it.. this was just a good idea.. it didn't work out. "it's just.. not funny."

  • worth the tax money

  • hahahahhaah the scooter lool i want it!

  • ur acting sucks!

  • where is joke?

  • what is this hit?

  • worst acting ever!

  • Haha that was PUNNY!

  • oh my god that comment made me die

  • its in your pocket... will you still get it? haha :D

  • you guys should be arrested by the joke police, that old guy was hilarious!

  • NOT FUNNY

  • how bout joke police 2?

  • 500,000 view!!!!****

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA wicked

  • I choked at 0:21 lawl

  • u chocked ??????? why

  • lol was up....

  • Lol that was hilarious

  • would have been much better with more jokes/scenes!

  • npoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooob

  • Not funny, plus it just reeks of fascist sympathy

  • Are you high it's just a video on youtube

  • when i saw the title frist time i thougt it was ment like "things to not do, joke with police"

  • WOOT 1000TH RATING! FTW!

  • As a birth-day present?

    I don't think the world would like that.......

  • I hope to meet the joke police because I have a shotgun waiting for him.

    I can do the world a favor!

  • lmfao

    But Sgt. Pepper IS doing the world a favor by arresting the people who tell bad jokes

  • This was halarious! I waste no time giving it a 5/5!

  • lame video

  • hahaha that was funny when he hit the old guy in the face for no reason

  • what do you mean? he had very good reason

  • this video was not funny

  • waazzzzzuppp!

  • best part was when he hit the old dude

  • you really think anybody is gonna waste their time and do it??? :S

  • do what, fool?

  • sgt. pepper. now thats a bad joke

  • Origional not

    Seen it on tv like a hundred times

  • I liked it :P

  • Its kind of ironic coz its not funny at all

  • I read somewhere that YouTube has to go through like 10,000 new applicants an hour. Obviously the person(s) that got this one on here had money.

    It looks like it was made by a University student, or by people that live in a gated community.

  • it sucks

  • I AGREE!!!!!LOL

  • what is the friday/saturday/sunday thing that i don't understand? someone please?

  • Thirsty sounds like thursday

  • hahahahahahahahahahahah wat a lode of shit

  • wtf wierd and funny

  • LOL hahaha!

  • well if thay guy was to come up in my house and hit me.......on a good note i thought it was vary funny

  • I would laugh but I know its fake :|

  • i was hoping that it will be jokes on cops.

    this sucked!

  • novel idea, poorly executed.

    Pros: good camera work! Continuity flows well.

    cons: it feels like the actors are trying too hard, and they're coming accross as unnatural. Also the music is of poor choice.

  • Ya, kind of lame

  • fucking lameeee

  • Favorites: "Hello, Domino's Pizza"  "I'm friday, come over saturday and we'll have a sundai"

  • LMFAO! I'm thirsty. Hey thirsty im bryan! i laughed my ass off

  • brilliant

  • WAZAAAAH

  • wow so many views, so little comments

  • like the phone one "will u answer that" its in ya pocket..... typical man would say that well mine anyway

  • the video is shit :(

  • this video sucks

  • HA Ha(i am just being sarcastic)

  • haha :B

  • cam can...

  • cam can...

  • stoopid

  • joke police...now thats a joke.lol

  • joek police ha thats nothihes a buutt head???

  • hehehe !!

  • the two men walked into a bar the other one died is like a lamp post he died from walking into it dont you get it

  • It's "the third one DUCKED" not died and they aren't talking about a bar with beer, they are talking about a bar, like a pole or somthing.

  • thx for clarifying that i was about to ask lol

  • lol

  • i dont get the "two men walk into a bar and the third one died"????? someone help lol

  • i hope you dont come knocking on my door lol ;)

  • lol

  • lol

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... on no, wait a second- for some reason I thought it was funny- then it suddenly occurred to me that this video s***s a**.

  • just need to get the punching sound when he punches him.

  • Fucking Stupid

  • Timing is wrong.

  • wazzzup

  • that was funny!

  • is not funny

  • lmfao your mums thirsty

  • cool

  • That was funny. Some people just don't have a sense of humor.

  • The fake anwsering machine joke is a hell of alot better than the suggestions. That cop is breaking the law.

  • Its a joke, its not a real cop.

  • no, really... thank you for sharing this

  • lol

  • thank you Captain Info

  • ytyjhjk

  • I don't get why people rate this so low and give these pathetic comments, this video is definately a 5-star !

    Brilliant concept, and I'm doing a little filming myself, and believe me, it's not that easy, they did a good job !

  • wat a dick

  • nothin happened 4 me. it was weird!!!

  • it was good i liked it, but the punch was off

  • SHITTY... seriously nothing special.. this is really lame.

  • you guys shouldn't be that guy

  • ok... i liked 1st better than last

  • stupid crap...

  • I'm hungry.

  • wtc?

  • lol oldest joke ever

  • u suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • u suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wazaaaaa

  • ehm... yeah... 'bit low

  • the very first scene was very funny.

    after that, meh.

  • wheres the police to hit the guy who made this video

  • u don't think it's funny because no one was naked or cussing.

  • Wtf?

  • Oh come on people! this is funny! i love it..

  • sacks

  • boooooooorrrrrring!!!

  • not funny though

  • american comedians really aren't funny.

  • yes really stuuuuupiddd

  • give me back 2:30 min

  • actually the sh**est thing i've ever seen

  • Funny?? It's so freaking lame, U.S. comedians really suck....

  • We totally need joke police. It would be so great whenever some dumbass tells a lame joke to have Sgt. Pepper come up and pound them into mush for it. That would be awesome.

  • That's actually pretty funny ;]

  • gay

  • The only funny thing about that was those fags realy think they are funny

  • Stupid

  • stupid

  • ummm o............k watever dush

  • whatsit mean when where in place the "videos being watched right now" thing would be theres a red X instead?

  • what a dum police

  • hahaha...^o^

  • hehe  :)

  • hee hee whaat thaaa, cool

  • was pretty lame, tho i shall continue to use "hi thursday im friday, why dont u come back saturday and we'll have a sunday" that was pretty good, probs old but meh

  • that was fuckin dumb

  • I would kill every fuck who does it :P

  • fucking and stupid guys. if t he would punch me like that the joke is the last thing he does in his life.