in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck
n 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and uYr family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!! and i only did this because it freaked me out o.o
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... on no, wait a second- for some reason I thought it was funny- then it suddenly occurred to me that this video s***s a**.
In 2007 a man names Luke went to the shops. He was crossing the road and suddenly got hit by a car. The driver drove off. When the driver got home he had a message saying "DOEDAGADOE YOU WILL DIE A MOST PAINFULL DEATHDOEDAGADOE" nothing else. The man was never seen again. Now that you have read this you must reply to 10 more videos or you die a most painful death. Don't risk it and do it! If so you will get phone call tonight from a girl asking u out!
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We totally need joke police. It would be so great whenever some dumbass tells a lame joke to have Sgt. Pepper come up and pound them into mush for it. That would be awesome.
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was pretty lame, tho i shall continue to use "hi thursday im friday, why dont u come back saturday and we'll have a sunday" that was pretty good, probs old but meh
joke police are needed
DJG0n3 1 day ago
or "democratic republic of congo? naw, its me"
thumbs up if you get the reference.
hassassin30 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
what a fuck was that
Rommikk 3 months ago
I can't suscribe to you guys for some reason.
Theonegamefreak 6 months ago
biii
EpicFlyingDude 9 months ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
angelnbhai 10 months ago
555555555555555555555555+++
learchear 11 months ago
@learchear คนไทยนิ
NattaPonThailand 9 months ago
and that's why i hate police..they are always arrest cool people
1Whitebeard1 11 months ago 2
The only part I laughed at was when he wiped his chin after the "wazzaaaap"
DinkyKeyChain 11 months ago 3
fail and gay! scooter
hulababy11 1 year ago
THumbs up if u searched JOKE
Tr3L0sGLaDy 1 year ago
I want one of those scooter like things he was driving, they're amazing
yorpwnd 1 year ago
cinemashow,info free movie online #OMG
CinemShowInfo 1 year ago
wanna hear the biggest joke in the world?
justin beiber
TheTyuqa 1 year ago 2
Will Shatner ?
OperaSamia 1 year ago
a typical asshole
zsharmarahul57907888 1 year ago
that looked awesome, im gonna start punchin people for bad jokes too
wtfest 1 year ago
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thats the dumbest video on this site
doubletap11 1 year ago
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thats the dumbest video on this site
doubletap11 1 year ago
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Tibs68 1 year ago
thats cool, shame we dont have the joke police in real life
therealMADgenius 1 year ago
LOL
Mrjacknovelson 1 year ago
Good idea... that's pretty much it.. this was just a good idea.. it didn't work out. "it's just.. not funny."
dmackortega 1 year ago
worth the tax money
corakanproductions 1 year ago
hahahahhaah the scooter lool i want it!
flavasaver1995 1 year ago
ur acting sucks!
dajrman23 1 year ago
where is joke?
gliookas 1 year ago
what is this hit?
SafySwift 1 year ago
worst acting ever!
johnnito15 1 year ago
Haha that was PUNNY!
tatervader502 1 year ago
oh my god that comment made me die
tomandband 1 year ago
its in your pocket... will you still get it? haha :D
selgand231 2 years ago
you guys should be arrested by the joke police, that old guy was hilarious!
Seblorgen 2 years ago 12
NOT FUNNY
azzy314159 2 years ago
how bout joke police 2?
rattfan15 2 years ago
500,000 view!!!!****
PWXgame 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA wicked
krazybot 2 years ago
I choked at 0:21 lawl
Sanorsha 2 years ago 2
u chocked ??????? why
caca12344321 2 years ago
lol was up....
XYZgirl17 2 years ago
Lol that was hilarious
iamjordandavoll 2 years ago
would have been much better with more jokes/scenes!
Bistro223 2 years ago 7
npooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob
Anonymity4ever 2 years ago
Not funny, plus it just reeks of fascist sympathy
DeadJerker 2 years ago
Are you high it's just a video on youtube
TheSlyther 2 years ago 2
when i saw the title frist time i thougt it was ment like "things to not do, joke with police"
ImNigahigaFan 2 years ago
WOOT 1000TH RATING! FTW!
crunchcrunch8424 2 years ago
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WOOT 1000th COMMENT FTW!
crunchcrunch8424 2 years ago
As a birth-day present?
I don't think the world would like that.......
skyrovers 2 years ago
I hope to meet the joke police because I have a shotgun waiting for him.
I can do the world a favor!
IM1deadMONEY 2 years ago
lmfao
But Sgt. Pepper IS doing the world a favor by arresting the people who tell bad jokes
TheSkylie 2 years ago
This was halarious! I waste no time giving it a 5/5!
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TRlGGERfinger 2 years ago
lame video
DeEvOHH181989 2 years ago
hahaha that was funny when he hit the old guy in the face for no reason
FlabbahJabbah 2 years ago
what do you mean? he had very good reason
Darzaire 2 years ago 2
this video was not funny
13Royal31 2 years ago
waazzzzzuppp!
tehmonkey7 2 years ago
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(go ahead curse at me or spam this idont care)
TheSixPack123456 2 years ago
best part was when he hit the old dude
sh4ggynut 2 years ago
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JamJamForever 2 years ago
you really think anybody is gonna waste their time and do it??? :S
rebba92 2 years ago
do what, fool?
darthjacobmaak 2 years ago
sgt. pepper. now thats a bad joke
iggletube 2 years ago
Origional not
Seen it on tv like a hundred times
Cptjubjub 2 years ago
I liked it :P
Nassau1604 2 years ago
Its kind of ironic coz its not funny at all
hairybadger37 2 years ago 3
I read somewhere that YouTube has to go through like 10,000 new applicants an hour. Obviously the person(s) that got this one on here had money.
It looks like it was made by a University student, or by people that live in a gated community.
Ellipser 2 years ago
it sucks
stefaneuropean 2 years ago
I AGREE!!!!!LOL
cozmobaby12 2 years ago
what is the friday/saturday/sunday thing that i don't understand? someone please?
bonesandcouture 2 years ago
Thirsty sounds like thursday
garbage63 2 years ago 2
hahahahahahahahahahahah wat a lode of shit
murphymafia 2 years ago
wtf wierd and funny
1ssk2 2 years ago
LOL hahaha!
engleis24 3 years ago
well if thay guy was to come up in my house and hit me.......on a good note i thought it was vary funny
lilmudman 3 years ago
I would laugh but I know its fake :|
jacob1029 3 years ago
i was hoping that it will be jokes on cops.
this sucked!
SkullX01 3 years ago
novel idea, poorly executed.
Pros: good camera work! Continuity flows well.
cons: it feels like the actors are trying too hard, and they're coming accross as unnatural. Also the music is of poor choice.
galgor 3 years ago 3
Ya, kind of lame
rupertgrintlover1995 3 years ago
fucking lameeee
tgunz4889 3 years ago
Favorites: "Hello, Domino's Pizza" "I'm friday, come over saturday and we'll have a sundai"
poornation 3 years ago
LMFAO! I'm thirsty. Hey thirsty im bryan! i laughed my ass off
number1streetracer 3 years ago 2
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my pusssy is wet
connortookey 3 years ago
brilliant
rossangeles111 3 years ago
WAZAAAAH
kiwipower 3 years ago
wow so many views, so little comments
tdwpplaya 3 years ago 3
like the phone one "will u answer that" its in ya pocket..... typical man would say that well mine anyway
uk9099 3 years ago 14
the video is shit :(
addxc60 3 years ago 3
this video sucks
spartan17 3 years ago 3
HA Ha(i am just being sarcastic)
anonymousthinktank 3 years ago
haha :B
anarchism 3 years ago 3
cam can...
alpakas81 3 years ago
cam can...
alpakas81 3 years ago
stoopid
1yoshiko1 3 years ago
joke police...now thats a joke.lol
dftwpn379 3 years ago
joek police ha thats nothihes a buutt head???
shea65 3 years ago
hehehe !!
Jagieeellll 3 years ago
the two men walked into a bar the other one died is like a lamp post he died from walking into it dont you get it
oasis197 3 years ago
It's "the third one DUCKED" not died and they aren't talking about a bar with beer, they are talking about a bar, like a pole or somthing.
FU11ofF417h 3 years ago
thx for clarifying that i was about to ask lol
knives06511 3 years ago
lol
StrengthJ00 3 years ago
i dont get the "two men walk into a bar and the third one died"????? someone help lol
manstation 3 years ago
i hope you dont come knocking on my door lol ;)
Burtbow 3 years ago
lol
koma312187 3 years ago
lol
BagitNDragit 3 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... on no, wait a second- for some reason I thought it was funny- then it suddenly occurred to me that this video s***s a**.
brownpants69 3 years ago
just need to get the punching sound when he punches him.
diskfan1023 3 years ago
Fucking Stupid
Geekchess 3 years ago
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
claire0c 3 years ago
Timing is wrong.
apologiate07 3 years ago
wazzzup
kailman123 3 years ago
that was funny!
scorpioangel581 3 years ago
is not funny
UzziBoss 3 years ago 3
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In 2007 a man names Luke went to the shops. He was crossing the road and suddenly got hit by a car. The driver drove off. When the driver got home he had a message saying "DOEDAGADOE YOU WILL DIE A MOST PAINFULL DEATHDOEDAGADOE" nothing else. The man was never seen again. Now that you have read this you must reply to 10 more videos or you die a most painful death. Don't risk it and do it! If so you will get phone call tonight from a girl asking u out!
chedaroxy 3 years ago
lmfao your mums thirsty
burroughs69 3 years ago
cool
Balgangsak 3 years ago
That was funny. Some people just don't have a sense of humor.
ShutMeUpxProductions 3 years ago
The fake anwsering machine joke is a hell of alot better than the suggestions. That cop is breaking the law.
MindOfOrderedChaos 3 years ago
Its a joke, its not a real cop.
compaq 3 years ago
no, really... thank you for sharing this
fozkoppe 3 years ago
lol
Nitrous2k4 3 years ago
thank you Captain Info
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vanqqqq 3 years ago
ytyjhjk
SnakeDude2000 3 years ago
I don't get why people rate this so low and give these pathetic comments, this video is definately a 5-star !
Brilliant concept, and I'm doing a little filming myself, and believe me, it's not that easy, they did a good job !
AgentHavixx 3 years ago
wat a dick
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ShellVitalis 3 years ago
nothin happened 4 me. it was weird!!!
scorpioangel581 3 years ago
it was good i liked it, but the punch was off
negkwi 3 years ago
SHITTY... seriously nothing special.. this is really lame.
burnmaker01 3 years ago 2
you guys shouldn't be that guy
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DarthMaulfan12 3 years ago
ok... i liked 1st better than last
gopandasmac 3 years ago
stupid crap...
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rhythmicgymnastic23 3 years ago
I'm hungry.
chrisros888 3 years ago
wtc?
thebettyfier 3 years ago
lol oldest joke ever
wotsup1000 3 years ago
u suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Babyluck2 3 years ago
u suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Babyluck2 3 years ago
wazaaaaa
Funnygirlstuff 3 years ago
ehm... yeah... 'bit low
Talibaz 3 years ago 4
the very first scene was very funny.
after that, meh.
Tempature1 3 years ago 3
wheres the police to hit the guy who made this video
styles22222 3 years ago 3
u don't think it's funny because no one was naked or cussing.
timfmason 3 years ago
Wtf?
ellLover 3 years ago 5
Oh come on people! this is funny! i love it..
VKGundersen 3 years ago
sacks
yoyolica 3 years ago
boooooooorrrrrring!!!
RockstarEnergy22 3 years ago
not funny though
crazykailash 4 years ago 2
american comedians really aren't funny.
genesisgfx 4 years ago
yes really stuuuuupiddd
kwokdebbie 4 years ago
give me back 2:30 min
mirciox 4 years ago
actually the sh**est thing i've ever seen
carrote3993 4 years ago
Funny?? It's so freaking lame, U.S. comedians really suck....
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Homeskilletbizquetbu 4 years ago
We totally need joke police. It would be so great whenever some dumbass tells a lame joke to have Sgt. Pepper come up and pound them into mush for it. That would be awesome.
SnarkLicker 4 years ago
That's actually pretty funny ;]
basterkwell 4 years ago
gay
zarantas 4 years ago 5
The only funny thing about that was those fags realy think they are funny
Captianfoodstamp 4 years ago
Stupid
yi668792 4 years ago 2
stupid
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Adriennexxx4190 4 years ago
ummm o............k watever dush
alete34 4 years ago
whatsit mean when where in place the "videos being watched right now" thing would be theres a red X instead?
stripesRblack 4 years ago
what a dum police
reily1 4 years ago
hahaha...^o^
sugarfree26 4 years ago
hehe :)
braedenwalsh 4 years ago
hee hee whaat thaaa, cool
beckybolton0 4 years ago
was pretty lame, tho i shall continue to use "hi thursday im friday, why dont u come back saturday and we'll have a sunday" that was pretty good, probs old but meh
Danito199 4 years ago
that was fuckin dumb
dumbscape 4 years ago
I would kill every fuck who does it :P
IAmTheLawNr1 4 years ago
fucking and stupid guys. if t he would punch me like that the joke is the last thing he does in his life.
einsbentura 4 years ago