thats awesome that you guys can just pull off leaving the state/city (wherever you live) and then just come back like nothing happened! lol, i should do that sometime!
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
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well that was a complet wast of time! i want the 2 minutes i wasted listenting to this shit... guet life and stop posting shit about your life on youtoube
A couple years ago a little girl named Annie was killed by her ex-boyfriend because he didn't like the fact she was going out with someone else. He stabbed her in the heart with a knife and slit her throat and she bleed to death. If you don't copy and paste this onto 5 videos wthin the next 30 mins you read this, Annie will come stand next to your bed at midnight and do what her boyfriend did to her, to you. DON'T IGNORE THIS MY FRIEND DID AND SHE WAS FOUND MURDERED BY ANNIE!!
it's sad to say i went out with a guy that looked like a girl. and might i say. he through fits like one too. and i'm a girl, so i would kinda know.but you looked pretty cute with that ponytail, but you're cute either way.
you hair is greecy and you never blink which gives the illusion that you might jump out of the screen and rape me at any moment and your lips look like two bananas with barbed wire inside and stop repeating yourself hilarious! HILARIOUS!! HILARIOUS!!!
The awkward moment when no one laughs with you after trying to be funny for 7 minutes.
Kenny2k08 7 months ago
thats awesome that you guys can just pull off leaving the state/city (wherever you live) and then just come back like nothing happened! lol, i should do that sometime!
IMZEECATMAN 1 year ago
0:30 LOL
BlakcOps 1 year ago
philly is the shit
sarahscoots 1 year ago
Do you have like, split personalities or something?
StonersChannel 1 year ago
Ugly freak.
Mr24x7 1 year ago
fag
marcburnout11 1 year ago
i thought u were going to say chuck e cheese
craigelsnewdeal 1 year ago
This is the best episode. Dylans couch owns all (:
And to all the haters, shut up. If you don't like it then don't watch it. Kay.
allygaytorr 2 years ago 3
His voice broke...
He's still gay though!
TheNintendoRetard 2 years ago
HAHAHHAHAHA
YEYEYEYYEYEYE
HE'S HILARIOSS
HILARIOUUSSS
... hilariouss :)
lawliie22 2 years ago
i love your shows
rinab333 2 years ago
Wtf?
gregory101010 2 years ago
dylan is a virgin
lumbist 2 years ago
he's never gonna get laid if he keeps making these videos
simondeansmilkisgay1 2 years ago
ppl care....why?
Swirlie777 2 years ago
BOOOOO! get off youtube damn it...
Joker0889 2 years ago 2
you need top braces your hot with glasses on u rock
bubbles199612 2 years ago
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DylansCouchHateClub 2 years ago
wtf THIS KID ISNT EVEN FUNNY what the hell? why is he so popular?....... he is fucking retarded! IF YOU thinkso COPY AND PASTE!
telegramsiam2 2 years ago
wait, so can i just clear this up quickly, you guys think this cunt is funny?
TwoGuysOneChannel 2 years ago
wait wait wait..ok..so i think evryone is with me when i ask ..what is it u was copying?????? u gotta tell us i rly wanan no lol btw..ur still funny
Cloone149 2 years ago
at 6:15-6:25 there a shadow moving up and down what is that??
slik7545 2 years ago
you could totally pass as a girl
linlincha 2 years ago 7
hippie
tamaguthci55 2 years ago
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Cover your mouth with your hand
2. Make a wish
3.Close your hand (fist)
4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
5. Send this to 3 more videos
6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever
it actually worked
Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash
Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out
beezy1016 2 years ago
I just have one question. How do butterflies in coffee *feel*?
jdljflkldfk 2 years ago
i cant tell. someone tell me. is this for real a kid who is just a loser? or is it an actor being hilariously funny
clash382 2 years ago
please cut your hair... -.-
misken33 2 years ago
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your teeth are fucking nasty, faggot ass bitch. i'd fuck your pussy ass up
lacek2700 2 years ago
yup
XxXChargrz750 2 years ago
LOL awesum but da psycho girlfriend scene made u sound a bit lyk chirs crocker but still funny =] cheers
whits812 2 years ago
haha 0:38 haha
zacefron1432 2 years ago
wasn't alica youre ex-girlfriend in one of the earlier episodes? (yes i am a bug fan of dylan's coach)
ThatDamnBl0nde 2 years ago
i think that is jessica i think
zacefron1432 2 years ago
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Actress543 3 years ago
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well that was a complet wast of time! i want the 2 minutes i wasted listenting to this shit... guet life and stop posting shit about your life on youtoube
Sm0kedFish 3 years ago
dude, practice what you preach. do really have nothing better to do with your time than yell at people on youtube?
go dylan.
LunarSorceress 3 years ago
Thats So True
moses4611 2 years ago
he also makes these stories up :D
tropicAL509 3 years ago
Thats Good Though LOL
moses4611 2 years ago
if you don't like it then go the hell away.
petapetrelli 2 years ago
SNOW GLOBES LOL!!!!
BlueSylvester 3 years ago
you scared me when u said WRONG
earthhugger123 3 years ago
Lol I live in nyc but everything cost more in nyc than in any other part of america. The deli at my corner charges $2.00 for 1 dozen eggs.
gogiants123 3 years ago
WHAT...A...TWAT.
josheggerton 3 years ago
lol this is hilarious.....but wat did u do 2 jim? i dont get the walkin funny part?
AlasseMeneldur 3 years ago
um pretty sure he was refering to sticking the snowglobe where the sun dont shine
crazeecurlgurl 2 years ago
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CUT YOUR HAIR!!!!..... freaking loser!
Vids1991 3 years ago
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur a fuckin burntout hahahaahahaha ur crazy ugg hahaahah its awesome though loves that crazy girlfriend physco thingy
Twilight0894 3 years ago
moley
illcommentyourass 3 years ago
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your friends just like you for your cool couch your a queer cut your hair
your girl friends would probably dump u for a jizzscicle
illcommentyourass 3 years ago
hahha funnyy<3
shopaholic91294 3 years ago
U like The Who? Awesome band!
LazyArmendariz 3 years ago
u look like a faget
Rob42dXb 3 years ago
ur hot
98045823 3 years ago
LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 3:34
colaman82 3 years ago
poor u :P going to NY by urself
MonsterSandwich99 3 years ago
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StoogiosStudios 3 years ago
0:27 xD
roqq999 3 years ago
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH omg brilliant and LOL to w/e is humping in the background
NASubaru1 3 years ago
lmao. u r sooooooooooooo hotttttt.
THEOFFICIALIZZY 3 years ago 2
haha your 4head's cute lol
XD
ebony216 3 years ago
holy townshend how many who shirts does he have?
54mor1544c 3 years ago
LMAO butterflies in coffee that was fucking hilarious
EmdogMarie 3 years ago
luv the who
tenyen1 3 years ago
you make a sexy girl Dylan!
SunOfANutCraker 3 years ago
Exactly at 6.15 mins theres like a dog or somthing humping in the background......
I hope thats a dog ae
weeshare 3 years ago
what?
icutiecollie 3 years ago
lmao what the heck is that! i just watched and im like umm ahh
LivingInANightMare13 3 years ago
looks like a bird?
utubeisretarted 3 years ago
on those i love NY thing if you have one u r a tourist no new yorkans have the I Heart NY Stuff Ever
Lance03020 3 years ago
aww you look cute in glasses!
xchelseanax 3 years ago 2
you have some sexy glass!!!!!!!!!!
powerpuffgirls21 3 years ago 2
do you live on the west or east coast?
rosycheeks006 3 years ago 4
You make me feel like butterflys in cofee!!♫♪♫
DJ9CAR 3 years ago 3
LMFAO!
I love you " twitch" I lvoe you ! LMFAO!
powerspeacexD 3 years ago
omg.
XD
I thiiiinnnkkk
I have those exact glasses.
Maybe, maybe no.
mokomorgan 3 years ago
you are to young, and a person in prison. NOT A GOOD CHOICE.
Devox313 3 years ago
I love your hair in a ponytail XD
Louierox32 3 years ago
omg your so hot!
lesliepoo1313 3 years ago
lol i like jim
rootbeer141 3 years ago
OMG that psycho girfriend scene creeped me out so bad!
I'm not even kidding!!
xxx
Parasuit22 3 years ago
Haahaha, my favorite.
"And i didnt even tell you about the ride back"
Ragen96 3 years ago
The Weird Thing Is.
My Name is Spelled "Dillon"
I Have Long-Ish Blonde Hair
And Wear Glasses.
...Weird.
ManiacalXManiac 3 years ago
"And a person in prison is a poor choice for a husband."
That was hilarious.
Oh, and Jim's old psycho girl was funny, too.
YunaLIke 3 years ago
you;ve really grown up sence the first show(:
dude do you have myspace or face book?
please comment me back(:
jENNAMiCHELLE007 3 years ago
Haha, I have his shirt (:
heyhotstuff135 3 years ago 2
i think when when you were acting as a physco i thought that was hilarios
anna4woo 3 years ago 2
there is no better combination than butterflies and coffee man....
XofficialXcommentorX 3 years ago 2
err sorry but i didnt find this funny at all
Asimo2K7 3 years ago
you make me feel like butterflies and coffee. so umm yeah i hope you like it
Thesmurfingsmurfer 3 years ago 2
LOL, nice......
mindl3ss147 3 years ago 2
lol this is soooo coooool keep the good work up
rockbandstop 3 years ago 2
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U R EXTREMLY GAY!
alec206 3 years ago
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DIE IN HELL DYLAN!
alec206 3 years ago
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PLEASE DIE IN HELL
Slajdahkid 3 years ago
0:45. he looks like chris crocker. im sorry but he doesssss :P
KatieMarie03wb 3 years ago
hilarious. hilarious. hilarious.
LoveKagome27 3 years ago 2
you make me feel like butterflies in coffeeee. lol
YourfriendHannnah 3 years ago
jim must have had some pretty messed up girlfriends
Sorrelabelle 3 years ago 2
Hey....your voice is deeper...
Gaitingirl 3 years ago
lol
"you make me feel like butterflys and coffee"
"i love you, i love you, i love you"
ahahahahaha
funny stuff
pixiedust7413 3 years ago
hilarious. hilarious. hilarious.
eatsleepvolleyball 3 years ago
You look like this mental girl at my school with you r hair up like that! XD
61938kitty61938 3 years ago
your mom didn't know you went to new york? Where was your mom?
lilV82 3 years ago
omg ur halairious and hot!luv ur vids!!!
summertimechic 3 years ago
that was hilarious with the pony tail & the knife!:)
ordinarygirltothemax 3 years ago
you make me feel like butterflys and coffee!
JCWlove 3 years ago
someone should totally make a sitcom based on these videos
btw, my girlfriend's parent are awesome, too
Bonkskey 3 years ago
it's sad to say i went out with a guy that looked like a girl. and might i say. he through fits like one too. and i'm a girl, so i would kinda know.but you looked pretty cute with that ponytail, but you're cute either way.
hipeopleofthisplanet 3 years ago
this was added on my birthday = )
EFFENNproductions 3 years ago
tht was cutco knife my sister sells those
tee hee
uniboy229 3 years ago
you are hilarious hilarious hilarous
briibriixx95 3 years ago 2
homo.
dudeitsmecolby99 3 years ago
i so agree...
tlshaman 3 years ago
i was laughing sooooooooooo freakin hard on 6:57 lol luv ur vids
metrostation1234 3 years ago
Dude you look pree` hot in a ponytail.
LAWL.
Good job.
<3 xo
JazzzminRoxxxy 3 years ago
I LIKE THE WHO TOO!!! ha...haha
WhenTheDayMetDaNight 3 years ago
hahahahhha
the extended psycho girlfriend scene made my day :)
thank you <3
mitolizard 3 years ago
you make an ugly girl... nice job thought lol 5/5
ZCShorty 3 years ago
the girlfriend seen is so funny
redmaa 3 years ago
are your stories real? or do you just make them up??
coolkori 3 years ago
dylan, youre rad! you definitely are the BESSSTTTTT story teller that i know of. love it, and keep it up =]
shadowplayxx 3 years ago 4
at :30, you kinda look like Chris Crocker/cocksucker...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
emokid0042 3 years ago
I was laughing so hard at :30 omgg haha
guitargirlyxx 3 years ago
"i'm gonna get into a big fight today!"
hahahaha i love dylyn's couch :)
LIKElaurenno 3 years ago
lol the girlfriend singing with the knife
snickbick 3 years ago
Loved it man, still going strong.:D
THE WHO!
Kopetzi 3 years ago
HAHAHHA!!!!!!!
miahman94 3 years ago
Your nutz Dylan-you remind me a bit of Mike Myers. That's meant to be a compliment !. Good stuff.You're a natural comedian.
mickeyde1000 3 years ago
do you really where glasses?
HeroicNeon 3 years ago 3
Fred is WAY better! But yeah ur pretty entertaining.
hrmfan 3 years ago
blahaha
you make a pretty girl lmbo
xp
chelsielovessp 3 years ago
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you hair is greecy and you never blink which gives the illusion that you might jump out of the screen and rape me at any moment and your lips look like two bananas with barbed wire inside and stop repeating yourself hilarious! HILARIOUS!! HILARIOUS!!!
maklanat 3 years ago
yr really cute... hehe♥
love ur videos!
5/5
candybear23 3 years ago
OMG!! u look kinda like fred w/ ur hair back like dat!
embaby1996 3 years ago
you look pretty hot in glasses!!!
emc2795 3 years ago 2
U R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!
JapanFanFreak 3 years ago
your so hot!
SincerelyTragic 3 years ago
lol
TwitchRec 3 years ago
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dude ur hot
malaikapowell31 3 years ago
dude your so awsome its unbelivable
damez123 3 years ago
is that a WHO shirt???
awesome!
54mor1544c 3 years ago
haha physcho girlfriend reminds me of chris crocker.XDD
screamo567 3 years ago
JACKASS
jaredfordbaby 3 years ago
I <3U
Sususuzysu 3 years ago
U R A WHORE WHO LIKES GAY WADS
jaredfordbaby 3 years ago
u would be a really ugly psyco girlfriend
jonasluva4 3 years ago
You should make at least one video of Psycho Girlfriend. It's so funny.
plykshow 3 years ago
so she didnt find out that he lied about going away?
but since theyre your friends they must watch your videos
so now she knows?
schmitty3 3 years ago
are these stories real?
you should have your own disney TV show.
whatn0wcassi 3 years ago
lol
dude2755 3 years ago
his hair looks like the same in every episode!!!
1gretchen99maedchen1 3 years ago
dont worry about some of these hatin people. They're just jealous thast everyone likes ur vids more then theres.
KEEP GOIN STRONG DYLAN!
murphquake21 3 years ago
Nice Who shirt.
walrus280 3 years ago
that was funny
totally funny
to the extreme funny
like pee in my pants funny
yeaah
funny
weeee2968 3 years ago
the crazy chick looks like chis crocker
mitchmurder25 3 years ago 2
lol that's what I thought!
Starzz37 3 years ago
I really liked this one too.
The physco girlfriend was the best part :)
SymBOlicEmotION11 3 years ago
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wow thats fucking funny.
NOT!!!!!
that wasn't funny at all its creepy
AxelRCuster 3 years ago
hilarious.
brunettestar13 3 years ago 2
LoL
Butterflies in Coffee!
lightninbug78 3 years ago 3
omg lol I liked this one. XD
it was so cute.
Emilyomg 3 years ago 2
i think you should have licked the knife
haruko11 3 years ago
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if you were 9 this would be funny and cute, but this is scary. pedophile.
firebert25 3 years ago
i thought u were already 15 rofl xp
thisgirllovestosing 3 years ago
i had a gf like that =( it was scary.. very scary
MozarelaMonkey 3 years ago
the first girlfriend reminds me of cris crocker hahahaa
Ss5Troten 3 years ago 2
6:16 someones giving head in the top right hand corner
deliverer 3 years ago
omg at 6:16 ur right hand corner theres someone giving head! XD
darkhall88 3 years ago
lmao
lucky13bi 3 years ago
lol "You make me feel, like butterflies, and coffee...."
mochacass101 3 years ago
stfu Agordonnn, hes cute and smart nuff said
ponytashagal 3 years ago
duudee, your a faggggg, bigg timmmee.
Agordonnn 3 years ago
hahaha great singer lmao!!!
jen241995 3 years ago
did you dye your hair?
magunileo 3 years ago
I don't see anything wrong with meeting the parents.
EducationResources 3 years ago
oh no there not. ah well
sk8erocker 3 years ago
your braises are gone!!
sk8erocker 3 years ago
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oh my god, this guy is a total fraud. If you want to explore his cesspool of lies with me, watch my vids.
danielw1245 3 years ago
you liar.
ur just jealous cuz ur vids suck!
his lies are better then ur crap.
nyyshortguy 3 years ago
u hav alot of time on your hands, dont you?
lilgurl37 3 years ago