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  • Thumbs up if Behemoth brought u here :D

  • I like Gnarkill's version better lol

  • i miss ass rocket!

  • rip turbonegro!

  • Ass Rocket :)

  • When I listen to this song, erection.

  • Behemoth's version gives me an instant erection, but this, the original.. well i aint gonna say anything bad, but Behemoth has done a great job on that song, has times more beat and stuff. enjoy.

  • vader vader

  • trolololol

  • 59 people dont have erection

  • 59 people cant get an erection

  • @SLAPINDEBASSnFRIENDS 65 already! morons!

  • eins, zwei, drei, vier! UOOOOO-OOOOO-OOOOOH!! I GOT ERECTION!!

  • @mcf3778 i disliked your comment >:|

  • @mcf3778

    You suck, fuck off.

  • 58 guys couldn't get an erection.

  • Press 6 to get an erection!!!!! =DD

  • this and strutting cock are good wank music!

  • LOL 1:05

  • I really they get back together with Hank

  • @DrStarscream94 i love turbonegro but idk really know their history... their not together?

  • @LucifersArms666 They "put the band on ice" in 2010. I heard it was due to Hank wanting to spend time with his family, but he has a new band too.

  • a true life style

  • Hell yeah!!!!

  • i got errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrectiiiioooooooooooooooo­ooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!1

  • best song ever

  • Damn...Hank's getting fat.

  • ZACTRA73, doesn't your boyfriend get jealous?

  • @lockone1977 stupid man turbonegro is shit like all death punk

  • @Tonisianu Punk is in the most cases pretty gay (all aubgenres) except Hardcore lol, but this track onws^^

  • it's gay

  • @Tonisianui you gonna be fucked verry soon,dont worry

  • great song great band, but when I see Hank i cant get erection !

  • every time I watch video....erection!!!!

  • Does this remind anyone of a Blink-182 concert?

  • @fmmsavesyourmom Blink-182? hell no, you've obviously never been to a negro concert.

  • @pickmystrings I only say that because the melodies seem very similar. It follows an ABAB structural format and the chords follow basic tonal voice leading (with the exception that this is rock music and follows pop conventions rather than classical). Blink-182 does the same thing. Lyrically it is similar too. Talking about drinking, sex, having erections and all sorts of other similar topics to add a shock value to the music. It all seems very similar.

  • @fmmsavesyourmom Except that Turbonegro is fucking death punk and Blink 182 is kiddie pop.

  • @lockone1977 So what exactly makes something "death punk"? Because as far as I can see the only difference is how the band dresses. Other than that they seem to act the same, construct the same melodies and have a similar image as rebels.

  • @fmmsavesyourmom Well, basically I'd say the difference is everything. Turbonegro eats kids like Blink for breakfast. If you don't get it, you'll never get it - no need for me to explain. Now off you go.

  • @lockone1977 show me the corpses. We'll need to do some grave desecration.

  • Rrrrocket.....In his ass. EPIC

  • 51 people tape there erection to their thigh :(

  • @paudinsdrawing I bet about 5 bucks that you like Justin bieber

  • 51 People needs viagra

  • ok ...... 400.000 peoples say it befour......but i must say.....................ohhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhh I GOT ERECTION

  • Those two guitarist get way to close to be talking about erections.

  • @zombie3785 thats euroboy. euroboy doesn't get erections.

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  • @PaudinsDrawings Nice try of trolling, keep trying kid :)

  • @sergiomanxeraa well i meant it from my heart, u failure.

  • @PaudinsDrawings

    -10000000/10 troll

  • @PaudinsDrawings ur obiosly a girl........

  • Erection, dude, erection !

  • when i dig a hole in the ground...

  • When I'm listening to this song - ERECTION !

  • 48 people are impotent!

  • nothin beats gnarkill

  • I Got Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrection­!

  • Oslo best city in the world

  • LOVE THEM

  • Thumbs up for fireworks in the ass!

  • @sorryifioffendedu AHAHAHA

  • I wish I understood le norvégien !!!!

  • /watch?v=YT0brqctzJo

  • I GOT ELECTION!!!

  • fucking genius

  • this was the original jizzed in my pants!!!!

  • you know i'm a dreameeeeeeeer :)

  • home sweet home, motley, WTF?!

  • Behemoth covers this sometimes live lol.

  • I`m a girl, and I got erection too when I listen to this!

  • @Zactra73 wow, you might wanna see a doctor.

  • @Zactra73 haha vad fan blä.

  • @Zactra73  legend! aha secret slong

  • @Zactra73 then you're a shemale. 

  • @Zactra73

    OMG, free head for you!

  • A-W-E-S-O-M-E

    BEST BAND EVER

  • when i dig a hole in the ground

  • OOOOOOooooooooOOOH! I GOT ERRECTION! :D

  • hahah wygarne chuja XD

  • 0:44 wygarne chuja ?!?! co to kuraw jest

  • So stupid lyrics xD But it's good

  • (YYYY)

  • sad that Hank has left now :(

  • @jenn91 Every time I think of Scientology, I get erection.  Fuck Hank, for ruining the band...Tubojugend 530

  • @jenn91 naä

  • isnt it from dico´s gnarkill?

  • @MinimalZOMBEE no, Gnarkill did a cover of the song.

  • @GyntherMeyer dude turbonegro is cool and all but rammstein is fucking brutal as hell and their stage show is wayyy more insane than anything turbonegro does. not talkin shit about turbonegro just sayin.

  • Can someone please translate what Hank von Helvete says at the beginning? Thanks.

  • @GyntherMeyer Hank: I'm feeling strong. You want some? I'm supposed to stop doing this. I'm supposed to stop. You think you have deserved a rocket? Nah, the racket sucks.

    Happy Tom: If you want the rocket, you gotta sing with me: "Oslo I love you, you old whore." You didn't make it, but you're getting it anyhow.

  • @12spanku Awesome! Thanks a lot, 12Spanku! :D

  • WHOOOOOWHOOOOOO!! I GOT ERECTION!

  • its been announced hank has left the band..:(

  • ....oh it is

  • THATS not really turbonegro playing, right?..

  • @Practice9Perfection  ............

  • i started to listen to Gnarkill's pritty good version of this then it hit me why not listen to the origional one and i got to say Turbonegro is as good as Gnarkill and i love them :)

  • es una mamada

  • slækta mi

  • check out my version of this song. thanks.:)

  • hank von helvete ska spela cornelis! har en känsla att det kan bli hur coolt som helst

  • @kyrastube

    Jag har hört det jag med. FY fan så fränt.

  • FUCK ST PAULI ! HEIL HANSA ROSTOCK MOTHER FUCKERS

  • i try to share my verion of this song. you will find in my profile if you interested in. thanks!

  • ERECTIOOOOOOOOOON!!!

  • @fretburner101 All you lame ass Jackass fans should just fuck off and die ! Check your facts before posting mofo. Turbo released tjid on the Ass Cobra album in -96. You were probably just still a twinkle in your daddys eye then. Turbonegro hate the kids!

  • @fretburner101

    HAHAHAHAHA are you fucking for reaal...you fucking joke!!!!!!!!!

  • @fretburner101  no they did not you fucking idiot and dico is a fucking sad useless prick

  • @fretburner101 Dumbass!

  • When i hear that Death Punk Sound..... ERECTION!!!

  • Well ... there are only about 200 Norwegians, all with the same surname and all with girlfriends named "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaarbera" ... I wouldn't expect too much more! ;)

    I'm joking to my Nordic cousins ... not too bad, but not exactly a Rammstein gig!

  • @murraydeschot No, thank fuck for that. Turbonegro are like 6 trillion times better than Rammstein. LOL.

  • HANK! Yes Happy Tom?

  • Fuck yeah! This song makes me forget my 39.5 C° of temperature...

  • WHOOOOOOOOO OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH

    I GOT ERECTION!!! ERECTIONNNN!!!

    Turbonegro damn rocks!! YEAHHHHHH!

  • AWESOME!!!!

  • JAG HAR STÅKUK!!!

  • ASSROCKET :D

  • I GOT ERECTION!!!

  • When I dig hole in the ground....erection. Classic.

  • WOW!?! hes talking norwegian in beginning cool :) im understand that he sad....im saying it on english from beginning: im feeling me strong, do you will have it? ,, im realy beginning quit with it, ( the same ) , oh no, do you mean realy have got a rocket?, are it to bad with a rocket?,, ( the publicum sad NOOO!) hehe im norway -- eg heter noge som du ikkje ska bry deg om :D

  • xD i love his assrocket ;D

  • eins zwei drei vier!

  • Is this the last ass rocket on the tour!! lol

  • gnar kills is the best by far aka Brandon dicamillo fucking sick

  • Behemoth's cover is awesome.

  • Doesn't mean he's got eruption, hahaha.

  • The ass rocket!! Yes!

  • when I talk with my girlfriend...i got erection!!!

    best!!!!

  • @lapanzona Girlfriend? umm ... nevermind

  • my friends band played last wednesday and I sang this fuckin masterpiece

    best featuring of the world.

    :)

  • Yes Cradle he says:

    "I'm feeling strong.. do you want some? Do you feel you deserve a rocket?" (possibly referring to his drug problem - a "rakett" being a syringe with "horse")

    "No, it's too stupid with "rakett"

    Happy Tom follows with:

    "Sing along if you want a rocket: Oslo I love you, ya fuking whoore!"

    You couldnt cut you'll still get a rocket.

    ISH

  • I think he means His Dick. As in "I got a Rocket in my Pocket"

  • does anyone know what he says in the beginning? :'D

  • @ 2:08 looool "EINS, ZWEI, DREI, VIER!!!"

  • grandissmi erection

  • A ciodo!

  • grandissimi turbo

  • when i watch this video i got erection:P

  • with a beer gut like that he probably cant see his erection

  • well atleast he has a beer gut

  • ASS COBRA WTF!!!? ASS ROCKET RULES!!!

  • I JUST THOUGHT OF BLOOD

    ERECTION

  • I saw them live this summer, I got erection was awesome!

  • I GOT ERECTION!!!

  • LOL peopel who speak english outside the UK and USA always forgot connectives.

  • Haha, its true but i bet u cant speak a word of norwegian, or at least a sentence of many other languages... we make eveyrone else speak english.

  • These guys are fucking awesome!

  • I hope you you are giong to get hit by THE TRAIN OF FLESH you maggot!!

  • Well, I think their English is better than your Norwegian. And if you don't like dat music....don't listen to it. I still like them.

  • spoken like a true moron.

  • and so is english in america with all the spanish so Fuck english

  • A huevo!!!! El pinchi inglés suckea machín!!! XD

    And as english sucks, sucks every human being not capable of speaking at least three languages!

  • which is exactly why i also know how to speak German, Russian, and Swedish fluently.

    Sei Ruhig Mutter Ficker....

  • Agreed man!

  • they say "I got erection", what's better English than that?

  • @xltattoolx Dude.. I think i know a little more about music than you do. If you really knew how this music was written compered to the other "popular" bands then you would know that those bands have a music "cheat" which makes every trashy song sound great.. btw I suck at english because im from Denmark:)

  • rocke låt!!!

  • I was there! It was fucking amazing. It felt like was being crushed to death, the crowd went wild, but still worth it.

  • Saw them in Austin, Texas at the Blue Flamingo in 97. There were maybe 40 people there, at best. Great show.

  • oh he isent? lol my fault......

  • fuck bad ass video turbo fucking kicks ass live lol their singer looks like my bands new badssist funny shit