Dad Please

[Regginyaga]

wat gam is thsi

[Xis03]

Poor Judith =3

[MVNIdewinalisa]

parents r juz like that...

[gringolazlo]

My dad is augmented.

[YellowoboeThe]

"I can't believe you made it so quickly on foot!"

*Eli body slams wall*

[dragonparty2]

Cmon dad! Do you ALWAYS have to explode in front of men I bring home?

[crackeyedpeas]

I showed this to my dad and he thought it was a very funny goof and a spoof.

[xalener]

@crackeyedpeas

Can't wait to see wharf.

[glitchinmybrain]

Holy shit this is hilarious for no good reason.

[dgomesman]

what game is this?

[GoldenSodaXbox]

@dgomesman

Bible Black.

[Nalauos]

@dgomesman "The Legend of Zelda: A Half-Life to the Past".

[STRYK3R38]

When old people try to be young again.....

[therealpreciseaspins]

my parents do this ALL the time. it's so embarrassing

[alvinandyounoob]

hahahahahahhahahahahaha this made my day :D

[Azraelitic]

It's his reaction when he heard that Gordon has come on foot.

[Luisin88]

What a shame.

[blt2405]

oh my god i almost shit myself, aahahahahah

[UnorthodoxGames]

lol dad please dont explode in the house when we have guests

[gabefett]

he tried his best at breakdancing

[qwertyqeys]

Alyx: Yeah, he does this every time we have a visitor

eli: *explode*

Alyx: He sure is a lively old man!

[epsy46]

I like your style.

[heresjohnny1231]

Dad, please stop having a seizure. You're embarrassing me!

[gisenberg]

haha!

[theamazingempiricist]

You're embarrassing me dad, please, dad, stop it

[spongle23]

LOL

[TheVanishu]

Eli the brakedancer

[Shephard888]

That wacky eli

[ExesAndOwes]

Oh my dad does that to. soooo embarrassing.

[stinkyglasses]

I literally LOLd

[Unavaiala]

Eli was so exited to see Gordon that he was...

*puts on sunglasses*

...blown away.

YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[deathwaitsfornoone]

What my dad did at my graduation...

Ah memories

[arthurisfine91]

DAT DAD IZ A SPY

[TheRealMichelozzo]

The...hell?



[youtabeer]

nigga pwease.

[gamerguyJJ]

I love G'mod! :3

[petar251]

the hell

[Zeriver]

I hate when my parents are doing this...

[CriticalQuit]

He's going to need more than just a fake leg...

[Frizz925]

SMOD?

[Lechoni21]

why is that monster breakdacing?!

[MEEOOWMEOW]

Hahahahaha, that's a sick glitch

[cowfish13]

Mossman is the one that blew up.

[eIchristo]

Oh, they'll have to glue HIM back together...No wait, that's terrible.

[TheBigMclargehuge]

Can I join you? You seem to be coming apart.

[Fiilis1]

dad please loollloll

[HeadInjuryGamesPro]

Exactly how did you do this? And lol.

[Attackofthehank]

he was just to excited to see Gordon

[FlammaMan]

"Ok, this is more than a bit awkward..."

[mixmedia101]

god, he ALWAYS does this...

[voltronkoc]

one of the greatest videos ever

[TimBillyRichie]

BEETLEJUICE

starring Winona Ryder

[DHammerr]

FOR YOUR MOM'S NAME SAKE AND MY BALLS STINKY SMELL STOP PUTTING THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE IN THE FUCKING TITLE, I WANT TO DISCOVER THE PUNCH LINE BY MYSELF

[motherfuckingsnakes1]

oh man i have honestly not laughed out loud to a video in a long while- this was golden!! Cheers

[Thevideoclown]

I hate when my dad does that

[buchan23]

Ohhh youuu

[blackmanfu]

SMOD ftw

[dropdead576]

lmfao oh my freaking god i couldn't stop laughing

[HighOverlordBeardo]

At least he didn't shit in the popcorn bowl and bury the turd like my dad used to do.

[MrMcCainTrain]

Oh dad, that jokester, look at him over there, exploding and shit.

[Surkis]

@MrMcCainTrain ahahahah

[fisshu]

I burst out laughing right before she says "dad, please..", when his guts explode out lmao

[mgmike576]

I almost pissed myself laughing at this ahahah

[Tribune12345]

Can we please have an entire remake of the Half Life 2 series put together with absurdities (big and small) like this strewn throughout.

Similar to the one person who changed the character models of all the characters to really weird shit but altogether weirder.

[BoBakkenLives]

@Tribune12345 There is a mod for exactly what you want, its called SMOD, but but because of some of the recent updates you have to go through all of this bullsheet to get it to work properly

[anti1999]

and this is why my last girlfriend never met my parents

[LRMaylott]

I assume this is a glitch?

[benjgvps]

@LRMaylott Likely being played in Garry's Mod with the Gore Mod addon

[Xion009]

@benjgvps SMOD actually, back when things were good.... WAIT A SEC!!!

I have an IM to send....

[elyk0956]

The hell?

[nakhsa18]

XD

[Jaramo1]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaad...

[velvetturtles]

WHHHHHAT?!?!?! LOL!!!!

[Tyme2Die]

@velvetturtles

its comments like this that ruin a video.

[velvetturtles]

@Tyme2Die Because I laughed at how random it was, just like EVERYONE else that watched it? You're a fool.

[utmosttaco]

I HATE WHEN MY DAD DOES THIS IN FRONT OF MY WIFE AND KIDS

[alahos]

Trolldad strikes again!

[Mister86Productions]

XD CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!

[Tyme2Die]

@Mister86Productions

do you want us to give you a damn award? You laughed at a video WOW good comment congratulations!

[Mister86Productions]

@Tyme2Die

Will you shut up, stop trolling and get a life.

[Tyme2Die]

@Mister86Productions

XD I LAUGHED JUST A LITTLE BIT AHAHAHH

[MINDGHOSTS]

I can't stop laughing at this. It's just.. too random. XD And the comments aren't making it better... HAHAHAHAH. 

[djdogjuam]

0:05 - 0:08, how are those amazing breakdancing skills embarrassing?

[drunkck]

@djdogjuam its an old mod called Smod for hl2.

[djdogjuam]

@drunkck That doesn't take away from the fact that those moves were sweet.

[Larmanful]

Gordon: Eli, Calm yourself down man. It's like you drank something to make you float.

Alyx: Dad and his life, Oh whatever did THAT to him. (WAM!) *Blood on her face* ...

Gordon: LOL U got blood on ur faec LOLOLAWOLAOWL

Alyx: Umm, Gordon?

Gordon: AKFIOSDGINPASDGIANG (BOOM!) *Explodes and Transforms into blood*

Soldier: No wait, That's blood.

Heavy: We still got "Problem" eih?

Soldier: Big Problem, Alright. Who's ready to go find spy?

Spy: Right behind you, Drinking Floating Beer.

[dropdead576]

@Larmanful was that supposed to be funny?

[Larmanful]

The dancing Eli on the floor?

[thechrisbell222]

I remember my first girlfriend... when I brought her in, my dad just came floating into the room, getting blood everywhere just before exploding... those were the days.

[Mansurus]

Dad, have you been drinking again?

[GNFS619916]

dad please stop spilling your guts on the floor...its embarassing

[KinchProduction]

LOL xDDDDDDDDD! Lolz xD! :D

[L4D2Masterplayer]

Break dancing fail. :)!

[SotaBoyOG]

thud thud (comes in from side) SMACK!

rofl-ing ensues

priceless man im at tears it was so funny

[SotaBoyOG]

thud thud thud (comes in from side) SMACK!

rolf-ing ensues

[Hayden8181]

LOL

[Margrim]

God im dying from laughing!!! XD

[ParadoxBattleZone]

Please, pull yourself together, man.

[bullseye2597]

for everyone who cant play it the non bug version is smod redux 8 with the emergancy patch and addon pack

[devil19x]

well if my parent where doing this i would send them to hospital for make them pass a test for be sure they are not mental moron

[Emachines144]

i guess she never liked her dad after all LOL

[MrGrandTheftAuto225]

haha Eli like the stuff in him fell out and she said dad plz XD

[stimms212]

This was why i got SMOD XD

[Wolfie00777]

Dance off.. BEEEGIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!

[anikan2000]

how do you get that gore please reply

[Orgio94]

@anikan2000 it is the smod

[anikan2000]

@Orgio94 oh ty

[duckymarshmallow]

I'm sat 'ere pissin my self

[rdpvader]

he is just jealous cause he's daughter is in love of Gordon, and want to get some attention (attention whore detected)

[xzpow12]

LOL I wish my parents would roll in the room and spontaneously combust like that!

But nooo, all they want to do is talk.

[Chik0r0]

EXTREME BREAKDANCE GO

[NigelGriff]

Oh god i can't stop laughing.

[Jason9992fromroblox]

Eli:Alyx have you seen my classes? . cant find em anywhere! -SPLAT-

eli:nope not on the wall...

-BAM-

eli:no on this thing.

-Spins on head- Eli:not on the floor.

-hit table-

Eli:not under the table....hmm. any toughts Kliner?

-BOOM splat squish groos noise-

[TheHamwithSyrup]

Yes, cause every person's nightmare is to suddenly explode while you're talking to a scientist from Black Mesa.

[starwatcherusa]

this is so funny i have no comment........SHIT!!!

[CrappyIce]

@starwatcherusa shit shit shiiiiit

[NocturneofSerenity]

Dammit Eli, stop using the old 'self-dismemberment while flying around the room and splattering blood everywhere' trick. It just isn't fair.

[AnimationStationS]

ROFL!

[healbu]

well there goes judith

[Huppeneihuii]

rofl i pissed my pants XDDDD what must have been Mr Freeman thinkin like: oh its just ELI XD

[JvJvaipas]

What a shame.

[Hauntzor]

Dad, have you been out drinking again?

[AtomicDonut22]

HAHAHAHA! hhow did you do this!!! is this gmod!!! oh btw is Smod Gmod with a dif name? anyway at the end Was that him being disemboweled! so FUCKIN FUNNY

[punkjames2]

he earne it!

[IveSoGotThePow]

HOLY CRAAAP! IM CRYING SO FUCKING HARD ITS SOOOOOO FUNNNNYYY!!!! BUT HOW THE HELL DID U DO THAT!?

[dseda100]

*spluk* alyx:well..he earned it. *splat* dad please.lol

[jnsereno]

soooo random 8D

[stickfigureDX]

"DAD GO EXPLODE SOMEWHERE ELSE!"

[Wulfik666]

HIC .... look alyx imma drunk + extasy + weed but i still can BREAK DANCE ! wheee

[Caiomhin98]

"DAD! HAVE YOUR PERIOD SOMEWHERE ELSE! I HAVE FRIENDS OVER!"

[backd00rAvAtAr]

lmfao

[BAB13100]

How'd you make him do that? Didi you use an SMOD command, and if so, which one?

[JaSoR122]

I saw Mossman there on fire i think she exploded but it looked more like this

Eli: Gordon look at mah awesome Break Dancin *hits console*

Alyx: well he earned it

Eli lands near Mossman

Eli: OH NO ILL SAVE YOU! *explodes and takes out fire*

[Hammi4Real]

"Gordon my boy, youre looking at a black man break dancing and women went crazy back in the ole days. Take it from a veteran."

"Dad, please..."

"... *sigh* okay honey."

[Angelsdawn]

what is that i dont even

[Danerd9]

Eli's dance was so epic he exploded

[zezu09]

I Hate it when my mom does this -_-

[Legolasas26]

0:07- Break dance fail xD

[southC4200]

real gay

[severinious]

lol!!!

[Miner10f3]

LOL

[Randomness123lolz]

Dad Please LAWL!!!!!

[lolyrudy]

*splat in the console* he earned it

look like for alyx its normal

gordon doesnt talk but in his mind....

[kevlonk]

Eli Break Dance Fail.

[misaelfaust86]

hahahahaha

[MelowMaverick]

Looks like Eli...

*puts on glasses*

Was exploding with joy.

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

[pilot7893]

*Eli rolls in in a bloody mess*

"Well, he earned it."

[NiceHotCupOfBro]

Alright, who's cleaning this mess up?

[Mineav]

/facepalm

Parents can be soooo embarassing.

[Alacmalalb]

Excellent comedy timing! Had me in stitches.

[roxasfruit]

"he earned it!"

dad, please stop flying around making a mess if the lab!

the vorts already got enough work to deal with

[SolidSnake9001]

"eat" the gibs for +1 health each lol

[Nickgr94]

i loled xD

[KillaWatt18]

is this SMOD? if it is what weapon is that?

[Loradreamx]

Wtf xDDD?

[Saestrol]

That's just friggin' hilarious. That really IS embarrasing

[HighSpeedFury]

lmfao

[tomppa876]

lol wtf

[alex19589]

F-f-f-f-f-f-freestiller !!!!!

[patchhacker]

Was that the cranial bore?! rofl

[coolio2654]

you mean the weapon from Turok:Seeds of Evil? if yes I loved that weapon :)

[thehorvathfamily]

im righting all the -1 thumbs.

[MikuMech]

I used to do this all the time when I was little. I had a heart attack when my mother offered to show my girlfriend the home videos of it @,@

[ShadowXII]

Goddamn my parents do this all the time.

[futrico69]

ah man how embarassing

[Tehpwnzmean1]

My dad once did this too!

He thinks it's cool

[Blindsman]

lol, he looks like a top when he spins :D

[ch00b7]

and exploding at the end in slow motion.