Roy Wood Jr Stand-Up- Body Magic, Prepaid Legal & Noni Juice

[striker091086]

you wack!!

[MrMariobig]

Fuck Noni juice,Fivelinks,Prepaid legal,Amway,Fortune and that other juice I know people that has tried to sign me up for all of them. They tell me how much money I can make but one fact about them is you will have to pay some type of maintenance fee weather you sign people up or not.If I want to gamble ill go to A casino

[wildfire04j]

@MrMariobig So you would rather gamble with your life, rather than invest into your own future? Sounds like a lot of people i know with no vision stuck in the matrix!!

[MrMariobig]

@wildfire04j No I dont gamble at all,but I do make money and I keep the money I make.No need for those network marketing guys.

[wildfire04j]

@MrMariobig You keep the money you make? That doesnt even make sense lol! Soon as you make any money, your little cell phone and triple play snatch it all away, then you back out first thing in the morning hussling through another 8+hr a day for the week for a check!

Just to pay your cell and triple play! Tell me, how many states have you visited in the past 2 years? Me, i have been to at least 7 between 2009 and now!

[wildfire04j]

@MrMariobig How many people have you helped make money? Have you ever even seen a $20,000, no wait, let me back that up a bit, a $10,000 check? In your hand? In person? Tell me, how many times has people congratulated you on your success, and handed you a $5.000 bonus check?

Been on any cruises lately? Anyone ever give you a Bentley as a gift? A toyota? maybe even a neon? LOL! I dont expect you to have the same vision i have, but lets see what money you make when your boss says "YOUR FIRED"!!!

[VideogeekinMD]

Oh shit! Don't get me started on prepaid legal! 

[wildfire04j]

Its not fear that got people involved with pre paid legal! It's te change they are wiling to make in they're lives to do better and secure they're future financially!

Some people already have they're own business, then get involved with pre paid legal not only for the services to protect they're own business, but also for pre paid legal money to support they're own business as well!

If not for pre paid legal, i'd be starving along with lots of other people that lost they're jobs unexpectedly!

[MrMariobig]

@wildfire04j Prepaid legal didint work for me

[wildfire04j]

@MrMariobig Its not the business, its the people that do the business! The business has nothing to do with your failure or success! It's starts and ends with you and your team!

You are not ambitious and focused, you will not become successful! You are not consistent and a good leader you will not become successful! You are not coachable, you will not become successful!

You get people with no vision involved in your business, neither you, nor them, will become successful!

[MrMariobig]

@wildfire04j I Make more money than all my friends that invest in Noni,Fivelinks,and all the others so I have no interest in them.

[wildfire04j]

@MrMariobig Then they are either not consistent, or, they are very new and have not built they're network up yet! The point it to build your network, and help other achieve the same success you have! If your friend is not motivated, then his team, if he has any at all, may not be motivated either!

Become successful, then, only then, can you help another become successful! Be motivated, then you can motivate others! love what you do, then show others WHY you love what you do, thats how it starts

[ellesbelles1981]

when are you coming to bethlehem? it's near philly close to allentown!

[SilasCilice]

My mom used to be SO INTO NONI. She made me drink some every day...tasted like sour barf.

Add this to your act: Organo Gold. It's organic instant coffee, I shit you not. Lastest pyramid scheme my mom has decided to swear by.

[wildfire04j]

@SilasCilice Tell her to invest in something that is a need in the marketplace!!!

[NationalTrends136]

Great work Roy, I'm still laughing at the MLM's comedy

[nightcypha]

Roy, you've done it again! Your comedy is amazing. Sad thing is......I was tempted to sale both of those not knowing what a "pyramid scheme" was back in my youth. I can definitely laugh at it now though.

[wildfire04j]

@nightcypha DO you even know what a pyramid scheme is? Let me ask you this: If you draw out your family tree, what shape is it? If you draw out the organizational chart of the very job you work for, if you have a job, what shape would it be? Do that math then get back to me!

[nightcypha]

@wildfire04j "A pyramid scheme is a non-sustainable business model that involves promising participants payment, services or ideals, primarily for enrolling other people into the scheme or training them to take part, rather than supplying any real investment or sale of products or services to the public. Pyramid schemes are a form of fraud."  Everything else you typed is irrelevant to the point I made. No need to type back, you've been informed. Peace!

[wildfire04j]

@nightcypha Nice copy and paste! However, understand what you just said, then look at the businesses you claim to be a pyramid scheme! Don't they all provide a product in one fashion or another? Pre paid legal provides a legal service among few others, 5LINKS provides a very marketable service(VoIP) and tons more. Seriously, you people sit around listening to people less successful than yourselves and think you know about business! You make me laugh! A LOT! Become successful then talk!

[nightcypha]

@wildfire04j Nice way to skirt the issue at hand! Deal with the facts. Don't act like there aren't people leaching off of the work of others to make a residual income in and outside of pyramid schemes. Pyramid schemes can fall on any form of service as a front. Let you tell it, the Ponzi Scheme was a legit business. I can see you're passionate for success. To bad it's all for naught when you die. SMH @ delusional dreams of grandeur. Laugh now.....cry later.

[wildfire04j]

@nightcypha Too bad its for naught when you die? WTF? you are seriously an idiot! Ill be leaving you alone to die in your basement alone and feeling sorry for yourself!

[nightcypha]

@wildfire04j Right, again, not dealing with facts. Sad! How do you debate with no logic but mere "feelings"? It's better to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt......

Peace!

[wildfire04j]

@nightcypha Corny! Just pure ignorance and a hopeless future! Argue with yourself! I got a business to run!

[nightcypha]

@wildfire04j Good comeback after a week! Right! Bless your "business"......

[Jinxxed0]

hilarious as always

[TheWoodcreekFaction]

great stuff. pro shot too. great job Roy!!!!

[chicoridin253]

Please come to Washington state at the emerald queen or somthin your f.unny as hell!

[bigblackjr7]

that was crazy man off the hook man lol

[KGdaArtist]

lmbo

[shesahooper21]

lmao #NoniJuice

[Bigshawn250]

Lmao!!!!!! this dude needs more exposure. Roy is one of my fav comedians.