Hacking The Planet

[gizmofly870]

Shit yes,we're showing nature who's boss!

[GigaBoost]

I miss Molly.

[Ch0c0l33t0rangePS3]

Dont worry everyone i have hacker pro ;) oh dear...a black ops joke =/ i should probably kill myself =/

[Sizomu]

Just another excuse to forward there propaganda."we are all doomed"- heard that one before. I want first Proof of Global-warming (pls Not El-gore shit) then we can start to blame who did it and who is to take responsibility! for now, IT IS US! Western Civilization who is destroying not the planet but our own eco. after us, the planet will continue with less hostile mammals. because we are JUST PLAIN STUPID. American-Indians/African/Abori­ginals living for 1000 years, and we just take 200 Years!

[gck86]

Hack the planet.

[skel8tor]

Hacking the planet is a good thing, we are already doing it just not 'deliberately'. Some focus would be great.

Ideally we reduce our population (sumhow) down to half a bil' and live in one place, let nature have the rest of the planet. [nah thats a shit idea]

A Type1 Civ uses and controls its planet. We are still very much a type zero civ, fighting, praying, voting.

Hacking the planet is not a bad thing, Irrigation has been around for, um, 1000s of years...

[mullent169]

you cannot slingshot earth toward mars because that will greatly upset the very careful orbit our planet has when it revolves around the sun. if we change earth's orbit just a little bit it could cause the Earth to rotate even closer to the sun. thus changing the climate dramatically making winters unbearably cold and summers unbearably hot. in some places that is the case. but messing with orbit could cause much more harmful effects. :D

[alBoorack]

AlBoorack says: Sexually powered motors

I will require three female volunteers fo prior testing

Yes

[ajkooper]

0:16 awwwwwwwwwwe!

[33noa33]

make nature an ally

TO IMPROVE CLIMATE OF CONTINENT

Use mighty power of nature. In the northwestern Australia, we have huge tides,

huge evaporation and huge dry rivers and lakes.

Tides are up to 12m. Evaporation is up to 4m per year and can be increased.

Huge 12m tidal erosion can revive old dry paleo dormant once mighty rivers, creeks and lakes,

desalinate the country and change deserts to rain forests to provide more rain across Australia.

see: Mitic CLIMATE ENGINEERING

[weehooherod]

Hacking is serious business.

[wifinow1]

Hack The Planet.....Hackers was such a good movie.

[WOWJBEOWULF]

The Rube Goldberg student Al Gore is amazing with his horror and gore stories, as the Armageddon end-of-the-world stories changed since the year 1950 and now includes technology. In grade school I got to be horrified with nuclear war training films and we are going to die by turning on automobiles (so sad), by our own hands the Earth ends: It is why in Civilization I nuke everything upon opportunity, I am disallowed being first nuke aggressor; but drop one, I want your cities ended--waiting.

[WOWJBEOWULF]

Geoengineering, I saw something of that in the 1970s where a group decided we needed more coral reefs to crash ships upon, and dumped a bunch of tires in the ocean; turns out they are a bunch of crazy people who poisoned the ocean with non-consumable tires (was this Democrat Party funded?). They are often like Al Gore, they need to globally warm their homes using horror & gore stories (Armageddon it).

[bob49459]

One quote from system of a down

"Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out smart each other

[VerumAdNauseam]

Adorable! ; )

[FurballRZ]

karl pilingkton has become a sientist

[deceiver123m]

YES PEOPLE THEY ARE CHEMTRAILING YOU. GOOGLE IT: CHEMTRAILS.

[JAdorable4]

0:20 sounds like she swallowed too much ¬¬ hehehe

[KINGMATTttttty]

ima watch you in hd :P

[DavidWilliamson1982]

if we fully understood weather systems or natural systems and could replicate the benefits, I'm all for it.

HOWEVER, the plain truth is that we are only beginning to learn this stuff, and we're getting too impatient. Scientists require investors that wan't results, the scientists themselves are in a race with each other. This sets up an incentive for people to be hasty with huge systems that everyone and everything relies on. And You're a doll, Molly! :D

[Stripdancer100]

Ролик с русским переводом:

Rocketboom Hacking the Planet

+ русские субтитры

[richardrmartineau]

Mignonne, mais ne sait pas éctrire (reflEctive), pour le reste peu intéressant.

[surfskatefiji]

i wanna shirt molly

[Hemsy19]

oh of course, the vertical pipes in the ocean

[IWannabeJew]

Some of these scientists have spent too much time hitting the bong, methinks.

[Mynor19]

ahaha, they used autotune the news.

Amazing

[gurjyboy]

i like the part where she read the news...

[TrancePants78]

Rocket Boom rocks!! Luv u Molly <3 <3

[Eivind222]

You are cute :)

Is that worth a T-shirt??

[prober333]

Do I win a shirt now?

[prober333]

We could put specific types of trees in tops of buildings of cities to help regulate the amount of heat that the roads and asfalt and concrete generate due to long exposure of light. These trees could also maybe be the ones that have the highest efficiency against pollution. Also you could make mass plantations of rare and almost extinct plants spread out in forests and environments in which they could adapt, also giving potential for non-agressive commercial use with sustainable develpment.

[deceiver123m]

@prober333 PLEASE UNDERSTAND--

the lie they feed you about putting reflective particles out into the atmosphere is just a coverup for the chem trail programs they are running. They are openly spraying chemical weapons designed to deteriorate human health slowly. The slow death method leaves enough doubt as to wether the spraying has any connection with a persons sudden health problems. Google Chemtrails

[Mr101FootBall]

your hot

[myaos]

at the and V funny

[redrebel69]

sht, she blew my mind at the end.

[AqinaLiveTube]

hahaha very funny *****

[NathannWood]

Free T-shirt me?

[TheLaxinator]

Brew up a couple thousand tons of LN2 (liquid nitrogen) and dump it on the ice caps, repeat if necessary.

[redrebel69]

won't nitrogen in the air make green house effect worse?

[kingx989]

very good dialog! i hope it was original

[guydie5]

i like these vids

[ZorbatronII]

I'll rocket boom in her face with her mouth open, then she can do that little swallow thing she did in the beginning.

[imfromthe303]

Yeah!!! but can she say: The life of the wife was ended by the knife? jajajajajaja

[quirix]

hawt

[yaskhans]

cute girl..wats her name?

[TipTopTimes]

Molly.

[PrinsTsabi]

And that's just the way it is, and thus the way it will always be, the way it was meant to be, the way it always has been, or never is, was, and or what not or no, as such and as it may, I'm Molly and this is Rocketboom.

[squeehunter]

I want to marry her.

[blakeosaur]

lol. is any of this true? a little?

[smegingbastard]

Yo, geoengineering is true, scary, it won't work and it will make things much worst. But officially it hasn't been implemented yet. Unless you count things like HAARP, but if you want to study such things, you will soon be labeled a "conspiracy nut" like me.

[drunkenstate]

haha at 2:20 when she says that stuff,sounds like it was from the matrix. :D

[theflorgeormix]

Brilliant...golden touch

[ApuDaleyS14]

im watching all her vids and eager'ly looking out for a nip slip lol!

[HamzaNM]

TEEE-SHAAAAAAAART

[vonskate]

i think i've seen her in youporn. . .

[Apokalipsz42]

Humans are not responsible for the current climate change...

There has been NUMEROUS climate changes during HUMAN HISTORY...and non of them were made by humans.

This one is just a made up mass histeria, to get money, or whatevery the reason...its a lie...nothing will change that dramaticly as they say...

Most probably its caused by the sun, like all of the climate changes before...

And High amount of CO2 in the air is a side effect of climate change not the cause...

[pianokeynecktiejuice]

you're a fool.

[wasdwasdedsf]

good argument

[pianokeynecktiejuice]

a good argument has evidence, what evidence is provided?

[shaky145]

whos cares, let them do it i say, that means we finally have control over everything.

what the fuck is wrong with that?

[LuveTwilight]

a lot of things, because your the person saying it, while yoursitting on your bum whatching youtube videos

[shaky145]

wow you're so intelligent and witty... did you even watch the video or did you just reply to my comment? you fucking idiot.

[ptiris]

did not know were possible with such a beautiful girl

[Fierceangel101]

haha i like you molly

[1337dot31337]

Sending 2 rockets, 1 from China and 1 from the US, would be the best way to slingshot the earth further away from the Sun. These rockets will hold an elasticated material liable to withstand hundreds of atmospheres of pressure. When these 2 rockets are sent into orbit at a 40 degree angle towards mars, at the vital length and pressure, the Earth's orbit will move, making it colder and days being longer. If the Earth is sent too far, the elastic will hold it back into place

[iamabsFTW]

and what stops the earth just moving the elastic?

[OrderOfTheAzureSky]

by interferring with the cycles of nature we just continue making the world worse

[OrderOfTheAzureSky]

Um may I suggest instead of geo envineering they just lissten to environmental engineers

ideas like piezo electricity and others can solve most of our energy issues

and concerning our climate issues this geoengineering idea is just another group of bandaid solutions that they would prefer to use rather than just quitting their current activities that are destroying the planet

[anryth]

dont be fooled by al gore, its easy to manipulate data in order to have it say what you want it to say so that you can fly around in a private jet and make money off it.

[ephelduath606]

@anryth Yes, unfortunately, he doesn't have a private jet.

[cptmx]

wait WHAT?!?!?!! Central park airport?!!!???! hell no.. even though central park is fake, and kind of lame, an airport CANNOT go there!

[jschrein]

you are AMAZING!

[maroshino]

0:43 LOL

[Baltican]

How about we cover the sahara desert with solar panels, and never use fossil fules again. That way we cant accidentally screw things up irreversably.

[rayreturnz]

somebody please ban these hackers...

[zukuze]

I loled :D

[moebigsley1976]

Love her personality.

[himerius2007]

save energy, turn of the sun on sundays.

[mvannordenvolcano]

I think you mean "off" not "of"

[noble360]

Cuteness! I bet she likes space ghost coast to coast.

[DarkandJaded]

She is so cute, I probably won't subscribe but I'll check out the videos when I come across them.

[fartapus]

can i have sex with you?

[judasatan]

You sound nervous; is it the accent? You want to know how I got it? My father was a drinker, one night he went a little crazier then usual, so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he pours boiling hot tea all over her. Then he comes at me with the teapot and he asks "Why so British?"

[lifehole1]

Lol, Heath Ledger quotes are win.

[xen0bia]

Someone has been watching Yu-gi-oh Abridged! XD

[stopchemtrails]

Obviously people this is a pure PROPAGANDA video using a cute chick to make you feel even dumber than you are.

They are in major propaganda overdrive to predictive program you 'desensitise you' to think it is 'ok' to spray your air with poisons, allowing FRANKENSCIENCE to take over, merging EUGENICS agenda to the mix.

Open your eyes and wake up, it is already Midnight.

[kowalski1993]

No its actually 10:35

[jackalope901]

i see

[Cheepn1s]

Internet just can't get over a good looking chick.

I guess it's the age difference as in Molly being perhaps 18 and internet consisting of 13-year-old kiddos and man-babies.

[rosadosara]

ok let me say it simple .

1. i dont now want you mean .

2. what the hell . that was all moly

[jngwobae]

everyone heres are just a bunch of dumb perves, geez

[AugZF]

those boobs isa guuuuuud!

[psimon12345]

Best Comment:

The solution to the earth's problems is to leave Paul Simon in charge... this means that whatever he says, we do

[rehna4]

yo cutie...??? naaahhh pretty... ahahahaa

[28arkham]

nxxtym show us tits.......

[emripen]

you sexy babe ;)

[aleyer15]

your so lovable...

i wanna be your stalker!!!yay...

[OffTheElitists]

I have an idea... show your tits!

Give me my damn shirt now.

[TheNewVideo]

Climate change does not exist.

[valjew]

she's a little chubby but i'd lay the smack to her

[OmegaGraham]

Molly, u are adorable.

[Cloudkevin]

you are so beautiful =)!

[deanlowe]

Yeah, That's what NYC needs, more planes flying by and over all it's skyscrapers. Why not a nuclear reactor controlled by Homer Simpson.

[tulsmuc]

soooooooo  hottttttttttttttttttttttttttt where were u when i got merry i want u

[sumesh14]

Sure might as well try (to get that t-shirt with a rocket ship on it!) You could build a solar-panel the size of Australia. We then send the energy we get from it toward the Japanese, who will definitely do something with the energy. My guess, is to physically battle, the changing climate with some huge - possibly anime - gundam-like robot, which only exists in the electromagnetic spectrum. If this does not work...building that Australia-sized solar panel creates a more productive Australia.

[seethootss]

please, i only hope build an air port on central park

[paintballcraka]

futurama got it right

we drop a giant ice cube in the ocean every year cooling down everything

[Bevericee]

ive seen that one it was great

[kubikdoctor]

and who is going to make the cube?. ENRON?. And who will finance the operation?. Wall street?. ROFL

[BoostHack]

flying planes through all those skyscrapers sounds like a bad idea, noone would go for it. not even worth reporting molly.

[WhoKnowsMeU]

I like this so fresh, so in you face, so so original. I mean sure there are other channels that have the present the news type ideas, some real and some 100% made up. But with this, it is sometimes hard to tell what is real and what is make believe. I love it. TKS

Gregor D.

[MarkBrandGroup]

What happened to the white lab coat? I'm just saying.

[shanawz93]

ok aha very intresting!!! haha

[Lorue12]

this white lady is hella chubby

[Boredflem1]

but she still is HOT

[jeremya5]

she is.

[thedato]

amen to that !

[seethootss]

chubby hahaha

[wwwint2]

Piercing homage to Carl Sagan - Layman "It is what it is". I scored very high on my GED.

[o0Meeshell0o]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO central part MUST not go :'( teardrop

[shrugsquats08]

let go around the world together.

[ASstudios07]

oh oh! I know! what if we moved the earth a little more distance from the sun? no? then just go for a massive co2 > o2 machine :)

[alexander256]

More natural breaks in the flow of speech would be great.

[littlesailboat]

bring back joanne she is more believable even when she lies

[Kazuma0Conor]

Okay, now I'm starting to watch this because of how hot Molly is.

[Clymaxx]

Ok, here's the plan. We sacrifice Al Gore on a giant solar panel. His silvery blood will reflect the bad sunlight and the panel can absorb the rest. I say the panel is placed on the entire outback of Australia. This solar panel will fuel the energy needed pump cold water from the bottom of the oceans to the surface. If the tip of the pipes has a screened apparatus that is covered in reflective particles, it will float on top and evaporate into the air!

[Borderlynx]

good idea

[Nirdjha]

Not sure that would work, but I am interested in hearing more ideas where Al Gore is sacrificed!

[popgrafix]

I have no idea what this video is about

[JoeytheGrape]

woot that news got auto tuned!

[BoomBoomSticks]

We can't hax the planet, the admins will banhammer you!

[oscarry]

Throw a giant icecube in the ocean, a bigger and bigger one. A Futurama classic, so it must work.

[IdoApu2]

See, what scientists are testing is to see if they can correct the changes we done to the earth by using technology to "fix" the mistakes. The problem is that if it works, the earth may not really change back and it would disrupt the ecosystem even more.

But the idea that we are getting technology to soon terraform and convert unhospitable planets (mars) into vibrant eearth-like planets would/will be awesome =D

[MClollolol]

why is molly here? gtfo my rocketboom

[BigAndTall666]

Molly, you are SOOOOOO cute!!!  ;-)

[1acroyear1]

...hacking... the planet...? Yeaaaah...

This is the thing: (real) hackers hack for 2 reasons.

1) They know what they're doing (that's why they can do it)

2) they want to learn more about how it's done.

These scientists don't know what they're talking about. They should look back at the data from all the failed biosphere experiments. Don't experiment on MY planet! Git yer own!

We need to go steampunk. Modern technology can make it sustainable and clean.

[Kingtom0001]

...You're an idiot.

[1acroyear1]

An expert opinion, no doubt.

[Kingtom0001]

Totally! :D

[StylinRed]

i keep this video for masterbation.

[TheTenToMention]

Can the Black Hole Sun steal the warm wind?

[1acroyear1]

That was almost as profound as my fish tank.

[VentrueAccolyte]

put out white biodegradeable materials around where the arctic circle is supposed to be. this will help naturally reflect sunlight as the temperature drops it will degrade and becovered/washed away by snow, bringing us back to square one.

[SheerCuteGirl]

and maybe if we take all the fish out of aquariums and put them back in the water to raise the water levels

[MockStoneLLC]

Nuke the Moon!

[dragonflychainsaw]

oh yeah she is hot!

[SearchBillHicks]

facebook is implementing facial recognition technology?  *gulps.

[DoodleSpank]

wow shes hot as, +1 for the english

[Invictus555]

i just feel depressed learning all this, i gotta stop watching these videos

[httprover]

An ancient warning to healers was, "Do no harm." Modern society could emulate this sentiment. It may be obvious that we have to change our ways. But how do we guarantee success? Knowing what one is doing usually works best.

Central Park airport? The approaches to the runways may be full of obstacles. Perhaps an artificial island would be better?

[T9C1P]

Cool. Very informative. Thanks Molly.

[metaphonica]

okay she's not bad.

[SupwithyouSammie]

Lol, that song playing when talking about Harvard is one of my favorite songs to play on the violin.

[BilliLovesMargot]

pfft, easy fix... get the earth to change into some shorts or something. that'll cool it off.

[stewy357]

Idea.

Leave the climate alone and just deal with adapting to however it changes.

[shiddy67]

Hot chicks with English accents....

makes me want to subscribe.

What did she want me to do ?

[bhz10]

i think the only reason molly is still on is cuz she is kind of attractive, except for her two different eyebrows

[Mulziber]

I dont like this girl at all, is like a talking robot, sooo unnatural... i dont know i think she is talentless. Big Rocketboom mistake, im not watching it anymore... Who else think like me?

[peterabottt]

stfu, shes hot and worth watching

[NaughtyTech]

I had an Idea to filter the carbon-dioxide out of the atmosphere using massive factories that suck in the air through chimneys and bring it into contact with electrified H2O creating sugars and ozone as a byproduct.

[UNIFICATI0N]

Idea, manipulating the earth magnetic field to a point toward the sun might help a bit

[delero1]

I think the major unifying problem in the world right now is hyper-industry... we feel like we need a whole bunch of junk. The first, best solution to all of our problems- economic to socio-economic to environmental is to just frakkin' relax. Costs nothing... fixes everything.

[standforamerica]

Harvard is dying off from putting out total ding dongs like Obama.

[SweetZombiJesus]

I bet you try to turn any topic to bashing Obama, no matter what it is. Funny cat video, bach Obama, cute smurf vid, bash Obama, nature video, bash Obama.

[standforamerica]

na, Obama is doing it to himself by calling himself a American.

[dandye1]

I don't understand the point to this comment. I bet Obambi doesn't get it either.

[Lefkada18]

we could all hold our breathes for 10 seconds every hour for eternity to decrease carbon emissions.

:)

[mortemdei]

and you fucking suck molly

[beercanjunkie]

Let's just use a giant sun blocking disk like Mr Burns did.

[Gazaru]

Lol Simpsons did it first.

[jeremya5]

makeing the disk would be caron free as well.

[eurogoldexchange]

How about stopping the use of fossil fuels!

[jeremya5]

how about that wouldn't work because no one is willing the change, or fund the idea.

[eurogoldexchange]

How about trying?

[TheChaosBomb]

Why don't we just all do our part in planting more trees around the world and using less ozone damaging materials, nobody is to blame but ourselves, no excuses for you and i wouldn't make any for me, if we use less trees we could advance in our environment preservation schemes, for example, i plan for a new type of toilet paper made of 90% bark and recycled aluminium cans, i call it, "Rash on your ass" with the other title of "Save the planet, not your ass"

[kilikman]

That slogan is win.

prepare for some really good ideas!

we have produce a lot of freezers and make huge ice cubes and then dump them in the sea, therefore cooling it.

or build giant fans pointed at the surface of the earth.

or build