You People Are Idiots!

[202cardline]

Chicago gets pretty cold during winters.

I don't know how it's been so perfectly balmy this year. 0_0

[bluepimpete78064]

I live in Texas where the weather can change literally in minutes. We pretty much have 3 seasons: Really freaking hot, Kind of sort of cold but not really, and Freaking Freezing. Or at least that's what I call them.

[mathclubgirl]

@bluepimpete78064 Hah! You don't know cold! I live in Minnesota! Confirmed by Russian friends to be colder than Russia DESPITE being on the same latitude as Madrid Spain.

[SolitareIsHeaven]

@mathclubgirl *COUGH*- Michigan is colder xD

[SolitareIsHeaven]

@bluepimpete78064 Here in michigan we only have two seasons Construction season and Blizzard season Texas has it good compared to Michigans Bi-polar weather.

[mathclubgirl]

@SolitareIsHeaven You stole that saying from minnesota... almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction. Or most people narrow it down to saying two seasons, winter and construction.

And yes it depends on the day who's state is colder I'll give you that.

[SolitareIsHeaven]

@mathclubgirl I did? wow that was my own personal opinion but ok then....

[LoveGaara06]

@SolitareIsHeaven I shall say to both of you. . . Wisconsin powns you all. :3 All four seasons in one week. THAT is something. ;D *shot*

[Blackcrystelheart]

I live in Tennessee it's in February and we've barely gotten any snow just a crap-load of rain,only 3 days out of the coldest months did we receive snow.

[WhiteTigerJustice]

@Blackcrystelheart I know!!!!!! XD i live in Tennessee 2!!!!!

[EmmyAltava1]

Live in Texas and winter just arrived.

[happydorkgirl]

I live an hour north of Green Bay. This is all true.

[melt1397]

Dude in WI it didn't start snowing till like the end of December, then it got cold and snowed, then warm and it all melted, then cold again, it just snowed!! XD It's fucked up!! I blame GLOBAL WARMING!!! XD

[happydorkgirl]

@melt1397 I know, right? What's up with this mild winter? I'm watching water dripping from the roof right now!

[melt1397]

@happydorkgirl Its sooooo stupid....and weird. O.o But at least its not like a blizzard or something! That would suck!!

[DarthMaulApprentice1]

Have you ever been to Nevada? We're having crazy weather here!!! It's 60 degrees with clear skies one day and then 40 degrees with a few feet of snow the next! XD Just how much more bi-polar can we get?

[doggiemaina11]

Your right Alfred, people from WI are crazy! Then again, Chicago gets pretty bad in the winter as well.

[dibstah]

I'm in Texas and it's freezing. Supposed to sleet.

[smalltownfangirl28]

@SaraSenpai OMG I KNOW RIGHT. *spazzes out for lack of a normal Ohio winter*

[Violetsareblue12]

The lip-sync and expressions are PERFECT!!!!

[person1122233]

..... what episode is alfred out in the snow?

[ladykuroda]

Hilarious!!!

[dragonsofice]

CALIFORNIA

=w= -trollface-

[Dragonvale72]

"You people are idiots"......T_T well THAT is the statement of the century!

[XsketchingXlifeX]

HOORAY FOR TEXAS!

Well, not now... It's phucking freezing xD

Da hell?!

[januaryicye]

america+ nobody= WIN!!!! p.s.we dont have snow here and its jan in MICHIGAN!!! stupid global warming...*drags chainsaw across ground*

[KS1398]

america + walter = pure win!!!!! XD

[FireDemonessJaganshi]

...LOL I live in Green Bay, Wisconsin and no, we don't shiver like that. XD We're used to having about 10 months of snow a year, if not 11.

[Limelime99Zones]

In Florida.

It was like 70 degrees on Friday.

Then it dropped to freakin 30.

HOW DO YOU DROP 50 DEGREES, MAN? ; A ;

[Animerockchic]

@Limelime99Zones 40 degrees* (is incredibly pedantic)

[Limelime99Zones]

@Animerockchic Ah, thank you. Fff sorry for the typo.

It was 70 degrees on Friday then on Monnndaaaay dropped to 30. Tuesday dropped to 20 =___=;;

[Animerockchic]

@Limelime99Zones that's cold! where i live there about a 15 degree temperature range though the entire year.....plus lotta rain :)

[YouWithTheFace11]

@Limelime99Zones Dude, that's nothing, I've lived in Kansas my entire life, and once it was blizarding, and ten minutes later hot enough for the snow to melt. yesterday it was in the sixties, today, thirties, tomorrow, high is twelve. And windchill isn't even in that figure!

[A1juba]

On january 1st, temecula was the hottest place in the U.S.A. FFFFFFUUU GLOBAL WARMING

[sassysilvershine]

This is Jeff Dunham with Peanut, am I right?

[Xxmasterlink09Xx]

@sassysilvershine It's Walter :D

[sassysilvershine]

@Xxmasterlink09Xx Even better! XD

[Xxmasterlink09Xx]

@sassysilvershine I know, right? xDD

[sassysilvershine]

@Xxmasterlink09Xx I love Walter!

[Xxmasterlink09Xx]

@sassysilvershine Me too x3

[sassysilvershine]

@Xxmasterlink09Xx XD

[DTSSRain]

Haha, I live in Michigan! This is so true!

[SaraSenpai]

im sad it didnt snow in ohio yet T_T

[meaganfarr2]

What's ironic is that I do live in Green Bay Wisconsin.

[A1juba]

@15BubblesOrigami same down here in South California

[15BubblesOrigami]

Northern California is seemingly having a dry December. Barely any rain.

[AniRemi]

North Carolina. Unbearable summers, disgusting springs, and disappointingly warm winters. There are about two weeks of good weather in the fall.

[AverageRandomness]

@AniRemi If you don't like the weather, just stay a few days... XD

-A fellow North Carolinian fed up with the weather.

Also, did you know, it's snowed on Feb. 1st for the past 4 years. That's my brother's b-da. XD

[A1juba]

@AnimewatcherfreakMal u calling me a DUMB A$S?!

[AnimewatcherfreakMal]

EVER HEAR OF GLOBAL WARMING, DUMB ASS?

While we're sitting in the comfortable 80's swimming in the melted ice-caps and feasting on polar bear, you'll be boiling and starving.

CANADA FTW.

[A1juba]

I must ask. What does snow feel like?

[A1juba]

HMMM ITS THE MIDDLE OF FRKN DECEMBER AND WATS THE TEMPERATURE? 85 FRKN DEGREES. IM GONNA MOVE TO CANADA

[Petrjuliable]

4 people are frozen dumbasses

[TheNinjagrl101]

OMFG THANK YOU! SOMEONE DID AN APH JEFF DUNHAM!!!! XD ABHJGBWSHJBQ!!!!

MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!1

[FishDogPirates]

Hrm lol i live in northish canada and fer some reason we keep getting them damn chinooks. They ruin my lovely day, i wake up and lady says "-24 celsius today" so im all happy, go to jump off the back deck into the snow, (it was work on your quinzee day) BUT mr. Chinook paid a visit and instead of a nice whumf into the snow i get klumpf into just inches. AND my quinzee was... GONE :,( I want my snow back!!!!

[DJtripplestar]

its worse in minnesota.... about -60 degeese ferehight last year.. was the lowest temp, lowest temp in alaska....-20 degreese ferenhight.....

[zozzledquiff]

@DJtripplestar DUDE, minnesota gives me a whiplash...

[botgal1]

I'm in Washington State Right now. I look exactly like America at 0:23 whenever I get back inside. IT'S COLD AS HELL UP HERE! (from California)

[A1juba]

Finally! Some rain! :D now if it can stay like this for the next few days...

[boomboompow948]

Ja. AMERICA. I HAVE TO LOVE WITH THIS--

The borders are open? *to Canada.*

THIS WASN'T BETTER!

[boomboompow948]

@boomboompow948 *LIVE

[3

[rollingbubbles6]

But of course... America is the comedian... :3

[deidararacks124]

i live in North Carolina.... it winter and its FUCKING COLD!!! AND AT NIGHT ITS HOT IN THE SUMMER ITS UP TO 100 AND HIGHER!!! WHY U HATE ME AMERICA D:

[xXtHeNoTeBoOkXx]

xD I live in Pennsylvania, but on Halloween it was onlt 43 degrees... Right now it's around 45 XD

[ultimatebishoujo29]

I live in FL so go me!!!!!!!!!

[Hetaliafan1127]

@ultimatebishoujo29 Thats in the US right? Whats it like there?

[LoveGaara06]

@Hetaliafan1127 Hot, rainy and humid. 8D *has visited Florida enough times to know the weather pretty well*

[SoundlyAwakeTonight]

@ultimatebishoujo29 i live in Fl. but I hate the weather! D: I miss the snow! T.T

[rollingbubbles6]

@SoundlyAwakeTonight Trade states wit meh!!!

[SoundlyAwakeTonight]

@rollingbubbles6 Deal! :D

[xKilaxChanx]

I'm glad I live in East Bay. It's pretty decent weather here.

It didn't start getting cold until late October here, though. I kept thinking "WEATHER, WHY YOU NO COLD YET?"

[mathclubgirl]

@xKilaxChanx I live in Minnesota, this year in December, on the one year anniversary of the sporting dome collapsing from too much snow I was in a t-shirt and flip-flops WTF?

[TeamSwitz4life]

Green Bay..... HELL YEA! x3

[NormanJR18]

yay. Jeff dunham and walter. Good show.

[12oct2000]

Here in Singapore(south east asia) it is about 25-30 degrees here. So I am so sad to say I can't feel for you,Alfred.

[TrinityRosealy]

Here in South Carolina, IT'S FUCKING COLD AS SHIT!!!! THERE'S ICE ON MY MOM'S WINDSHEILD!! IT'S NOVEMBER!! IIT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HOT!!

[Aspekitteh]

The awesome thing about living in Auckland is that the Temperture in Winter is around 14C and in Summer it is around 24C. So no snow and hardly any frost!

:D

[chukipye]

lolz, jeff dunham is epic :D

[MamimirocksFLCL]

i gotta tell you i moved two states south from WI and it's still snowy and cold as hell...screw you alfred

[LoveGaara06]

@MamimirocksFLCL He just has way to many climates ;D *shot*

[fishchimes]

I'm in New York, it snowed during my school's halloween dance :P

[mrsemocrow]

Scotland :l freezing as fuck

[TheIcepelt24]

Its arizona and our current temp is high seventies, im freezin my berries off here ;__;

[TheCrazedKitten]

YAY FOR GREENBAY. :I

It does get cold though. orz

[amejizutoproductions]

@a1juba

Ur tellin me I'm n Kansas one minute ur freeeezing and the next ur frying an egg on the sidewalk and the next there's a tornado.

[TheLastCurlbender]

@amejizutoproductions -40 ;) Ahhh winter...how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

[A1juba]

I hate california weather DX its 103° one week and the next is 65° all I want is clouds and slight rain

[TobiTheNinjaKitten]

NO!!! No more snow birds!!! Please!!! Stay where you are!!! XD lol sorry its just that my town's like a snow bird trap and NONE of them can drive! OH MEIN GOTT!!! lol

[KamilaDewhurst]

It's suppose to get in the low 20's tonight. I'm going to have my heater to level 2 and wearing warm pj's with two blankets over me

[satwhetalia]

yaaay! i live about a half hour away from green bay, and am getting ticked off at mother nature right now, she doesnt want to make up her mind wether she wantsto be cold or hot.... grrr, but i love hetalia, and jeff dunham and combining tthem together is epicness!

[22smileycat]

i live in lasvegas,nv so its pretty much h*ll in the summertime B(

[dvbones]

D: In Sacramento, we've been having some crazy weather...

It's October....

AND IT'S IN THE HIGH 80's TO LOW 90's!!D:

BRING ON THE RAIN, MOTHER NATURE!! BRING.ON.THE.RAIND:

[LoveGaara06]

@dvbones We're having about the same in Wisconsin right now... Its usually around 35-50 at this time of year but its from 70-80!!!! Its crazy!! Weather this year has been wack everywhere! xD

[dvbones]

@LoveGaara06 ; -; I KNOW. WE NEED SOME RAINXD It's so freaking dry here, you could practically cook a god damn egg on the sidewalk!!!!!D:

[boomboompow948]

@LoveGaara06 ...It was? Am I supposed to notice the weather?

in WI: *ignore weather; even Alfred says it's screwed up* In KY: *horsies* :P

[phayfoxx]

@LoveGaara06 And up in new England, we usually dont get snow till like... late November and ITS SNOWING NOW HARRUUMMPPPHHHH

[Vasari12]

@LoveGaara06 Not just in America,there's expected to be a winter of -20 degrees C here in the Netherlands!The first thing I questioned when I heard that was 'Since when did we live in Russia!?'...

[TobiTheNinjaKitten]

@dvbones LUCKY!!!! D: You took away my high 80s and non-rainy weather!!! lol jk but its been like super cold down here (which is 60s for me xD) and rained for three days straight! D: i live in Florida... >.>

[FlameHikariUchiha]

@dvbones I am in Seattle and it has been in the 50s and rains almost ever day. I have been freezing my butt off (originally from Texas were I liked the heat). I beg you trade climates with me.

[dvbones]

@FlameHikariUchiha D: GLADLY.

Dear god, Texas heat e -e;;; Shoot me. Hot rain is PAINFULD:

[FlameHikariUchiha]

@dvbones I nearly froze on my way to the bus, and i was wearing 3 jackets. D:

[ScaleyBananas]

@dvbones I LIVE IN SACRAMENTO.

XD

[Murchmer]

At least you people actually get different seasons! Where I live in California, the weather is exactly the same all year, with only a little more rain in the spring.;A;

[sabin3mma]

as cold as it is in Wisconsin its gotta be like 10°F cooler up in Canada...

[TheLlamaPie]

I only know Jeff Dunham because of Brian Haner.

And I only know Brian Haner because of his son. Thusly, you used traces of A7X. Thusly, I love you.

[SuperKamiGuruPopo]

Ive lived in Texas my whole life and I have seen it extremely hot and extremely cold when its cold out my mom and brother are like "-_- Im not leaving this house to walk the dog"

Im like "^^ but its so nice out *walks outside and slides on Ice with dog* WHEEEEEE AT LEAST ONE FOOT OF SNOW! *falls in drift* two feet!

[loyal2murtagh4ever]

you sure you weren't in Minnesota dude -25 sounds like winter here

[LoveGaara06]

@loyal2murtagh4ever I'm pretty sure they're talking culcius(sp, I really cant spell that word, lets just go with "C"). xD They use that in Canada.

[loyal2murtagh4ever]

@LoveGaara06 Celsius that still sounds like MN over Wisconsin

[sabin3mma]

@LoveGaara06 this is america ur talking about so its in Fahrenheit not Celsius.

[sabin3mma]

@loyal2murtagh4ever dude they're right next to each other.

[loyal2murtagh4ever]

@sabin3mma I've been to wisconsin winter is...different there it scares me

[rosestarofflowerclan]

WHOOOO I LOVE JEFF DUNHAM YOU MADE MY DAY XD

[Anna464]

Lolz, I'm used to col winters but there hasn't been much acctualy snow for the last few years *is Icelandic*

I think it kinda sucks -_- not having snow anymore....and I most deffenetly can't take hot weather to tell the truth. Happened to be in Denmark once when it got up to 30°C. I thought Iwas gona die...seriously!

[TheWhiskerz]

what episode it the clip at 0:22 ?

[LoveGaara06]

@TheWhiskerz 36 of Axis Powers. :)

[IceXXXDestiny]

I'm from Canada so we're all cool with the weather, but I personally cannot handle 30 plus weather. Everyone is like "Yeah let's go outside!" and I'm all, "... You must be effing ****ing me. I'll melt!"

[DrSamanthasaurus]

@IceXXXDestiny I hope you mean 30°C.... It get's to be like 110°F where I live.

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

The Borders are open 'cause "negative thirty" is kinda normal. XD

*Has lived in Wisconsin for NINETEEN YEARS!*

But I HATE the snow!

I wanna leave, dammit!

[HyperCatLover]

Kill Wisconsin! It's weather is too cold!  *Says the Minnesotan*

[SweetyGirlJG]

I live in Wisconsin too. The weather is stupid here it got up to 100 in the summer and then its -50 in the winter with two feet of snow in ome day...I hate the cold, moving as soon as I finish College.

[OtakuBishounengirl]

"we're a hardy hipo" o.O thats wat i heard xD

[victryismin89]

What episode is this...?

[LoveGaara06]

@Totalfangirl97 Walter

[Kievlana]

you have nothin to complain about!

-from CANADA

[TsukiNaito1]

*sigh I live in Texas. It's on fire here! Literally. I don't love it here. *blows out ass*

[0XxTrancyHivexX0]

@TsukiNaito1 god, where I live(AL), it has gotten up to 112 degrees, and you can't breathe because of the humidity. I have come so close to passing out from not getting enough air it's not even funny. When I'm old enough, I'm sooo fucking moving to like, Canada or something. And to top it off, sweet tea makes me throw up(seriously) so at spring/summer parties I have to go without anything to drink.

[xTsukiTsuki]

HA. Try coming up to Canada during the winter.

[TeamSwiftee]

Ah, snow~ As a Minnesotan, I saw way too much of it this year ;;____;;

[djiinraidinnae]

@TeamSwiftee I'm from Minnesota too. :/ I hate it how it can get so cold in the winter, but at least the trees (in my area) help keep the wind down. The downside to that is the air feels stagnant and humid in the summer.

T 3T At least it was a bit cooler this year...

[THEHYPERMUTT22]

THIS IS JEFF DUNHAM!!!!!!! but whats the name of it?



[vampirekyo2012]

any1 else notice that England said "WE went to Wisconsin" heh heh heh *UsUk fangirl*

[higirl16410]

I live in the southeast. In the summer it's hot and humid, and in the winter it's cold and humid. 80 is cool to us, 90 is normal, and 95 is pushing it. However, because of the heat index, it feels like it's in the 100s. Because of the humidity, there is a thunderstorm every two weeks (there's even one right now!). Why would we choose to stay here? Because it's always beautiful out, the people are friendly, and it's the best place to get sweet tea ;D The South is the place to be, y'all!

[vampirekyo2012]

yes! xD omfg! u win the internet, vital regions, w/e! its all urs man! cuz this is just that epic! *total over-reaction*

[Grisabella7]

We ARE a hardy people!!! The shoveling is the only down side :(

[bellaXtheXawesome]

I love Wisconsin..... Okay that was a lie, but I live here soooooooooo......

[LoveGaara06]

@bellaXtheXawesome Psh. You gotta love Wisconsin! ;D We're just to awesome. :3 I love it even if it is cold. XDDDDD

[thunderandme123]

@LoveGaara06 try living in arizona during the summer >.> 120 degrees

[LoveGaara06]

@thunderandme123 Nope. NEVER. 8D I wouldn't survive. XDDDDDDDDD

[spam1138]

@bellaXtheXawesome hey I live in minnesota...you get used to it

[Pebblestream]

I live in Michigan but for a while I lived in texas. I lived in the South east so it was always hot, muggy, and there were tons of mosquitos. It sucked, and then in the winter, bc I'm a whimp, I'd freeze my ass off ( i also never had a real coat). Now that Im back in Michigan, I think I am going to die from being frozen to death

[shaneandmuffinsrhot]

I live in south-east wisconsin... About an hour from green bay, I think. This. Is. Hilarious xDD

Nobody likes snow, but nobody will leave ;)

[MetroidNox]

I'm from Wisconsin, and even though I'm glad winter's over, I don't want to go outside in all of the heat, humidity, and MOSQUITOS.

[Girgirl2012]

Which one of Dunham's comedy videos is it from???

[LoveGaara06]

@Girgirl2012 Spark of Insanity. 8D

[HuskyHugs9986]

I'm from Wisconsin too, and I've got to say, I meet a ton of people here who hate snow.

"But why not leave?"

"We love it here!"

Reminds me of Alfred a bit.

[LoveGaara06]

@HuskyHugs9986 LOL That is completely true. xD I know so many people like that.

[DragonSlasher100]

@HuskyHugs9986 I live in Wisconsin too! Wisconsinites... UNITE!!!

[Guineapigsrock12]

Wisconsin DOES like it's 40 degree, 45 degree, 50 degree 90 DEGREE weather.

This spring was HORRIBLE MY GOD. Either rainy and cold or cloudy and hot... and always, always humid .______.;

[ElijalForestRoxs]

i'm from wisconsin!!!!! i live 30 minutes away from green bay

[LoveGaara06]

@ElijalForestRoxs Awesome!! :D Isnt the weather wonderful?

[ElijalForestRoxs]

@LoveGaara06

oh yes most definitely. XD

[kittychic4444]

"Buncha frozen dumbasses" LMAO

Walter wins everything XD

[10Wolfstar]

Have you even been to western washington state people? D: if you don't like the weather... Wait 2 minutes!

[LoveGaara06]

@10Wolfstar I was up in Seattle for... a few minutes. xD Got on a bus to Canada from there. So the weather shouldnt be to different since I was just a few hours up, but I LOVED that weather. :3 *Im odd and like the rain...*

[SoWhyAgain]

@10Wolfstar Ha, western washington, my HOOD! Anyways, my mom always says that.

[GermanyisWin]

This is why Dad loves Georgia better! :D *hugs America* right?!

[LoveGaara06]

@GermanyisWin Pft. Im sure Dad loves Wisconsin better even though the weathers bipolar. ;D

[GermanyisWin]

@LoveGaara06 Georgia's weather is quite bipolar as well! :D

[LoveGaara06]

@GermanyisWin Im sure Wisconsins is worse. ;D You can have all 4 seasons in one week. :3 (Literaly)

[GermanyisWin]

@LoveGaara06 We've had floods one week, snow another, hot and sunny another week, and then right back to cold and sleet.... why are we arguing about this? Wasn't our original argument on who Dad likes better? haha

[LoveGaara06]

@GermanyisWin LOL In Wisconsin its all that in one week. xD (Trust me, that happened through ALL of Arpil... T___T Worst. Spring. EVER.) idk... DAD LIKES WISCONSIN MOREEEEEE :D

[GermanyisWin]

@LoveGaara06 Pft! we have PEACHES! MWUHAHAHA! And ATL!!! Admit it Daddy loves Georgia more! :D

[LoveGaara06]

@GermanyisWin Noooo. xD Wisconsins is to good for Georgia. :D We cheese heads put the cheese in CHEESEburger! Without Wisconsin, were would daddys epic cheese come from that he puts on his hamburgers? From places that dont know real cheese!!!

[GermanyisWin]

@LoveGaara06 Yeah! Well.... WE HAVE COCA COLA!!! Daddy's gotta have his Coke! ;D He can't function properly without it!

[LoveGaara06]

@GermanyisWin Psh. Well, cheese is still better. How bout we do this? Daddy loves all his states. :D

[GermanyisWin]

@LoveGaara06 I think that will suffice just fine. haha XD

[itachixxandxxdeidara]

aww dad don't be hatin, you know you love it here ~love wisconsin

[eternalyintheshadows]

I live in the south west! Woot! California ftw! When it gets hot we're like "it's a dry heat" and/or "psh, 80? That's not hot!" and it really isn't, not to us XD We love our weather and brag about it at every opportunity, feeling sorry for the rest of the country and calling storm watch when it starts to sprinkle.

[LadySeraph]

@eternalyintheshadows hahA! Completely opposite from us Chicagoans. We complain about the weather every season. Winter it gets to -10F and that is NOT including windchill. Summer it gets to 110F plus humidity. My friend went to Israel and said it was 115F there dry heat, and still felt cooler than 80F here. Right now we complain cause the weather is playing tricks on us. It goes from 80 to 20 to 60 to 40 everyday.

[LoveGaara06]

@LadySeraph RIGHT?! *hates our weather* D: Snowing in April... Really?