@techboy1111 Yeah, well, don't chuck norris jokes get on your nerves? It's like the "but will it blend?" "x y z blah blah arrow to the knee" comments people make, deluding themselves into thinking they have one iota of wit. It's like Dane Cook, very popular, but fucking irritating. heh, I'm pretty chilled out most of the time but stuff like that really grinds my gears.
@bombig7 Chuck Norris is an insignificant piece of shit. That fucktard has done abso-fucking-lutely nothing to receive the credit that he receive via the Internet. Walker Texas Ranger is the only note-worthy thing about him, and even that is a bit miserable. I'm tired of all the fucking Norris comments and they're about as trite as arrow to the knee jokes. So shut he fuck up about him on a video that has nothing to do with him. Thanks much.
@mojoeybags your retarded has won 6 world karate tournamants in the middleweight class and is the 3rd to recieve 8th degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do. and with a retired record of 183-10-2 so bull shit hes actually a pretty bad ass guy
@starfox300 chuck norris is and will always be gay, he's so gay hes the gay master, and look how that turned up, world record with 500 dicks in every hole
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that wasnt a falcon punch, chuck norris just snapped his fingers (gently) and you happened to be near him when it happened and he let you live :p mr. Burke however....not so lucky :p
that other guy should have never showed him his moves
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he delivered a punch so powerful it could be seen across the wasteland
Captain6313 1 week ago
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Captain6313 1 week ago
which better.... falcon punch, or chuck norris roundhouse kick?
robloxman219 2 weeks ago
@robloxman219 Falcon Pawnch
ISUBSISTONSOULS 1 week ago
@robloxman219 .... if the two collided
PsykoRubix 1 week ago
0:26 UNCH! YEEEEEESH
Leku12 3 weeks ago
:D FALCON PUNCH!
Jakub4257 1 month ago
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techboy1111 1 month ago
@techboy1111 "..kick you're vagina off.." Maybe it's you who is blind or inattentive? You fail. Good day =]
fragman08 1 month ago
@fragman08 No need to say what you did though.
techboy1111 1 month ago
@fragman08 At least I can keep my cool while commenting about a simple mistake.
techboy1111 1 month ago
@techboy1111 Yeah, well, don't chuck norris jokes get on your nerves? It's like the "but will it blend?" "x y z blah blah arrow to the knee" comments people make, deluding themselves into thinking they have one iota of wit. It's like Dane Cook, very popular, but fucking irritating. heh, I'm pretty chilled out most of the time but stuff like that really grinds my gears.
fragman08 1 month ago
@fragman08 True. Very true.
techboy1111 1 month ago
@bombig7 Chuck Norris is an insignificant piece of shit. That fucktard has done abso-fucking-lutely nothing to receive the credit that he receive via the Internet. Walker Texas Ranger is the only note-worthy thing about him, and even that is a bit miserable. I'm tired of all the fucking Norris comments and they're about as trite as arrow to the knee jokes. So shut he fuck up about him on a video that has nothing to do with him. Thanks much.
mojoeybags 1 month ago
@mojoeybags Chuck Norris will shit in your face while you sleep and kick you're vagina off
GregSolomonJr 1 month ago
@GregSolomonJr It's "Your" not "You're", you complete waste of oxygen and internet access.
fragman08 1 month ago
@fragman08 there is two yours your and You're
themistermodshowable 1 month ago
@mojoeybags 100% agree, old unfunny joke that went too far. I just thumb down and flag any comments I see.
Darkstorm406 1 month ago
@mojoeybags your retarded has won 6 world karate tournamants in the middleweight class and is the 3rd to recieve 8th degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do. and with a retired record of 183-10-2 so bull shit hes actually a pretty bad ass guy
andybuck532 3 weeks ago
The falcon punch was so strong, anyone caught within the blast radius can die just from the shock wave... or die just from looking at how epic it is.
Michaelkun209 1 month ago
FALCON PAW-Explosion-UNCH!
wryyyy321 1 month ago
0:12 THA GUY got Heart attack
Ssohpkcfans 1 month ago
This is what I do to the person who takes my wallet.
9fears26 2 months ago
Imperial Legion: Stop right there criminal! You have violated the law! Your crimes was come to an end.....
argmonster: FALCON PAWNCH!!!
grim10fire 2 months ago
That video was a win.
clonemarine501 2 months ago
FAULCAUWN PAUWNCH!
UNITDW 2 months ago
so you blew up megaton? That is messed up! I live in Megaton!!!
theDJBrothersChannel 2 months ago 3
chuck norris farted
tiosopaman 2 months ago
if theres no top comment why not this one>?
xQdcss 2 months ago
@xQdcss there are 2 -_-
bluescwawb 2 months ago
argmonster: SHOW ME A MOOSE
other guy: wut
argmonster: FALCON PUNCH *nuke goes off*
argmonster:...YES!
Fallout3boy2077 2 months ago 30
oh no it looks like chuck norris got mad
anthonycurtiswhite1 2 months ago
@anthonycurtiswhite1 No, if chuck norris got mad then the universe would be fucked, this is what happens when he sneezes.
bombig7 1 month ago
It's super effective
cruick117 3 months ago
Show me a moose.
VinnieLepore 3 months ago
everyone stop talking about chuck norris, this is a vid about falcon
starfox300 3 months ago
@starfox300 chuck norris is and will always be gay, he's so gay hes the gay master, and look how that turned up, world record with 500 dicks in every hole
xXDeViLRape 2 months ago
HYESZ
starfox300 3 months ago 15
that must've taken a million takes :)
12samplec 3 months ago
falco PUNCH
SubatsuBigBoss 3 months ago
I came here from an educational video about inverse operations......
MeicoRaider 3 months ago
Ohps, srry I over hit him
coonloren 3 months ago
Chuck Norris can Falcon Punch... it's just that when he does it's a critical hit every time.
TNTSeth31 3 months ago
0:12 U.F.O.
jenngiles73 3 months ago
If we put our mind to it, we all can be chuck norris. thats what Captain falcon did. Dedication gets u so far in life.
WarHawk44 3 months ago
YES!!! :D
Papadopoulos117 3 months ago
For everybody wondering, Chuck Norris was the guy punching.
Rikomag 3 months ago
Check Out CAPTAIN FALCON going for a job at McDonald's. Hilarious.
watch?v=6hbPqRQllDU
jb24653 3 months ago
Hey... That butthole stole my move! Only its calld "Flying Fist" and it´s 100 times stronger >:-) I created it whit Chuck Norris.
ParasitSam 4 months ago
Never new falcon ounce was tat strong....0.o
whyyoubroke 4 months ago
why is mr burke or w.e dead? i never blew up megatown i dont think
LooseConnections3 4 months ago
i wonder how much money i just made you
paco98752 4 months ago
And that is what happens when u split an atom
Scrawny3 4 months ago
So what the hell hit that guy, looked sort of like a wrench or something. KIA guy that gets hit with an irradiated wrench
toxicblood115 4 months ago
lolzzz
pumpjocky14 4 months ago
show your moobs!
TheAwesomeBomb 4 months ago
Yup, this is still funny. :D
s0meNo0b 4 months ago
chuck norris:FALCON P---(KAFRIGGIN'BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!)
chuck norris:woops
evilkiller108 4 months ago
Captain falcon does not have a moose.
Haloninjasamurai666 4 months ago
its "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!" it just sounds like that
AdvocateofOdin 4 months ago
@AdvocateofOdin no dur dude there just jokes
TheSilentKX01 4 months ago
i cant get those line out of my head. "show me a moose" wtf?? "falcown..... pawnch!" llooooolll
lesztat18 4 months ago
(Burke) WTF... the bomb hasnt even benn planted yet- uggghhhh *dies*
ItsTetrisTime679 4 months ago
the falcon punch was based off the norris kick
FinalFantasyIXIIII 4 months ago
that explosion was Chuck Norises Sneeze
GamingSupplyline 4 months ago
Even Burke cannot stand the awesomeness of Falcon Punch
Overcrash87 4 months ago
That's it. I'm making a Captian Falcon character.
AzerathAngelWolf 4 months ago
guys watch black ops falcon puch for lolz
marca733 4 months ago
eagle claw vs falcon punch perk!!
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ORTmusic 4 months ago
So well cut together!
bobbieholbrook 5 months ago
YEAS !!!
KiwiLetsPlays 5 months ago
that wasnt a falcon punch, chuck norris just snapped his fingers (gently) and you happened to be near him when it happened and he let you live :p mr. Burke however....not so lucky :p
kotymann13 5 months ago
this is quite possibly the best video ever in the history of forever
thedoomturtle 5 months ago
Like A Boss
crapdowg231 5 months ago
@crapdowg231 SHIT ON DEBORAHS DESK
whatevers31 4 months ago
Turn your speakers to max volume and max bass. It actually feels like a nuke
BrokenNeck19 5 months ago
@BrokenNeck19 i went deaf for an hour
Fallout3boy2077 5 months ago
suprised u didnt make them dance'
TheJmbo9876 5 months ago
Seriously, why did Burke die?
dilksanator 5 months ago
@dilksanator because he could not withstand the power of the falcon punch
Rexereman 5 months ago
Blocking did no Good :/
MegaComaSeizureMan 5 months ago
YES!
mathew19721 5 months ago
where can i get that kind of falcon punch? but just the word "falcon punch" in that way, no music or anything and falcon kick if you can. thanks
dragonwarriorr62 5 months ago
@dragonwarriorr62 You would need the PC version of the game. It's extremely easy to mod the game through console command.
Olskoolbeats 5 months ago
In tha face!
striker0144 5 months ago
@111urnotme STFU about bieber its annoying to see this shit on videos no one care for him here THIS IS FALLOUT NOT SOME METALICA VIDEO!!!!!!!
(I like Metalica & I dont care for Bieber)
psnplyerhard26 5 months ago
==New Weapon==
Name : Falcon PAWNCH
Type : Melee
Damage : 1000
Effects : You can't show your moves for 10 seconds also +8-1 Rad/Sec
10FROZEN10 5 months ago
@10FROZEN10 No. The damage must be over 9000.
AzNgiftedkid 5 months ago
@AzNgiftedkid WHAT OVER 9000?!
markcalderon71299 5 months ago
He don't show him moose :(
MrSabre95 6 months ago
WTF IS JUSTIN BIEBERS PENIS DOING UNDER THE VIEWS!!!???
AND WHY IS IT rEd?/!/!?
111urnotme 6 months ago
@111urnotme I hope this answers your questions.
I cut it off. :3
Think poring. images.wikia.com/pro/images/a/a0/Mon_image_poring.jpg
DDNaar 5 months ago
Show Me Your Moves
*Swings the knife at you*
Falcon Pa-
*Explosion*
And thats how The Norris Family develop
Yes!
PunkFreak331 6 months ago
"Show me your moves" *stab* "FALCON PU.." *NUKE* "Whats that explosion over there?" "It looks like" *dead* "...NCH. Yes."
xHardcoreSlipknot 6 months ago 6
thumbs up if your wondering what the fuck just happened
TheNapalmer123 6 months ago
Not even Burke can stand against the blast radious of Falcon Punch!
Kikeesperto 6 months ago
what really kills Burke?
Peidmonte89 6 months ago
i use fawkes punch
CODISEEv8 6 months ago
lolwut
ThaPiero99Xx 6 months ago
thumbs up if a chuck norris video brought you here
dereksolis5 6 months ago
Ahh man, He owns.
T4Bz3 6 months ago
Win
Jstumps100 6 months ago
Lol I almost pissed myself
Mjd3199 6 months ago
Falcon Pun!
SirenianPilot 6 months ago
YES!!
EMnSK2014 6 months ago
SHOW ME A MOOSE!
*Stab*
FALCAWN PAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
And that kids, is how stars are made.
PumpkinMau5 6 months ago 145
@PumpkinMau5 Lol , It's not 'Show me a Moose'. It's ' Show me your moves'!
TheSecretGameRoom 6 months ago
@TheSecretGameRoom It does sounds like Moose though lol
Recon2146 5 months ago
@PumpkinMau5 it's show me your moves, don't mock the falcon
TheSoulman812 5 months ago 19
Chuck Norris can Falcon punch, but when he does it it's always a critical.
TNTSeth31 3 months ago
@PumpkinMau5 No, that is how babies are made.
HaroldTheSeaOddur 5 months ago
@PumpkinMau5 its SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!!!
fantasticstan2 5 months ago
@fantasticstan2 He meant it to be moose °_°
DDNaar 5 months ago
@DDNaar nooooooooooooooooooo
fantasticstan2 5 months ago
@PumpkinMau5 he said show me your moves
Logodovina 5 months ago
@Logodovina Really Captain Obvious?
Tonypikmin 4 months ago
@PumpkinMau5 "YES!"
TheZombieGrunt 4 months ago
@PumpkinMau5 and that's how equestria was made
laughsquad007 4 months ago
@PumpkinMau5 moves
moves
moves
ITS FUCKING MOVES WHY CANT PEOPLE GET IT RIGHT. FOR THE LOVE OF DEATHCLAWS ITS FUCKING MOVES.
MrSatternJr 4 months ago
@MrSatternJr
I-I know, i just said moose for the sole purpose of this thing called ''Humor''
PumpkinMau5 4 months ago
@PumpkinMau5 Show ur moves!!!
pokemaster945 4 months ago
SHOW ME A MOOSE!
rasmusfogelmark 6 months ago
Bruce Lee 1 inch punch can norris do that?
xNiNjaMaStErr 6 months ago
its over 9000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PREDATOR6841 6 months ago
epic win!
borntopwnyou 6 months ago
his power level is OVER 9000
gaylordd666 6 months ago
HOO!
HOOOWAAA!
famoussward 6 months ago
Mr. Burke died like Japanese anime character lol.
MikeHawk1234567890 6 months ago
Chuck Norris ghost to the right of mr.burke!
0:11 - 0:13
AttackAttack62 6 months ago
hit 2
darkrapter125 6 months ago
MR.Burke died of watching pure awsomeness
kotorfan100 6 months ago
why is the advertisement a fucking fat ugly bitch. its really distracting :/
xxreiglerxx 6 months ago
chuck norris is not super at all he is a normal human
15firekid 6 months ago
@15firekid Lolkid your to young to understand.
Farallux 6 months ago
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@Farallux
the chuck norris jokes are geting old
15firekid 6 months ago
0:14 HOOWAAAAWWWHHH
frenchtoaster1000 6 months ago
Chuck Norris called.
He said all jokes about him got old 5 years ago.
ImperativeNation 6 months ago 102
@ImperativeNation
well the video is pretty old
bboyfallout 4 months ago
@ImperativeNation They were never "new" enough to be funny. >.>
PitnLinkProductions 4 months ago
@ImperativeNation chuck norris mailed me saying they were back in
hhubbard12345 4 months ago
i saw a ghost at 0:11 - 0:13!
AttackAttack62 6 months ago
Show me yo moose! PALCOOOMMM PUUUUUNCH!!!!!! Yes! Ahaha best 31 sec ever
6Recrucify6Jesus6 6 months ago
Did anyone else see chuck norris's GHOST at 0:11 - 0:13 !!!!!.... (to the right of mr.burke)
DeadbeatPythons 6 months ago
@DeadbeatPythons its the wine or whiskey thing
HaloSpartanZX 6 months ago
mr. burke died of heart attack
FALCOM PAWNCH!
99deadliestwarrior 6 months ago
YES!
RareAmethyst 6 months ago
I'm glad I missed that fight...
zoyclem 6 months ago
YOU'VE LOST KARMA
GoldNGalaxy 6 months ago
Nice shot dude, you're better than Tyson xD
DragoxPL 6 months ago
@doubledeeed be forewarned, Chick Norris will be under your bed along with Lady Palmer.
JourneyofShadows 6 months ago
LMFAO
SuicidalChocolateSK 6 months ago
82 dont have the chuck norris perk
EpicphoneGamer 7 months ago
PAWNCH!!!!!!!!!!!
thorsbomber44442 7 months ago
jajajaja
fearfy 7 months ago
OH THE HUMANITY
cristianalardin 7 months ago
big deal chuck norris could cut the world in half with his butter knife
MicheallikeMJ 7 months ago
wait how did he get over there
BoomHeadShot1100 7 months ago
WHO THE FUCK IS CHUCK NORRIS???????????
dubbledeeedd 7 months ago
@dubbledeeedd
how the fuck do you not know who chuck norris is???
for not knowing who he is chuck will come to your house and kick you in the face with his fist!!!
asshole.
jackgeraghty100 7 months ago
@jackgeraghty100 Probably doesn't know because
A) They're really young
B) They are not from the U.S.A (Happy 4th of July!!!)
C) A combination of A) and B)
BobMak 6 months ago
@jackgeraghty100 I don't know 'Chuck Norris' either... I'm from Canada , and I'm 11.
randomvideomaker17 6 months ago
XD i love you
RadioZombieX 7 months ago
Awesome vid. I can't stop laughing.
airta89 7 months ago
SHOW YA MOOSE!!!
CALCOO PUNCH!!!! GOD BLESS DOUGLAS JAY CAPTAIN FALCON
reasdox 7 months ago
O_O that Megaton Settler must have ate the megaton atomic bomb for that big of a explosion
Zenouchiha94 7 months ago
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Zenouchiha94 7 months ago
Experimental MIRV was actually a melee weapon.
Valkiraun 7 months ago
sho me ya mose
wolfkingewan 7 months ago
YES
hidood5th 7 months ago
HOLY CRAP!
machinegunkelly2112 7 months ago
and he was only going easy on him...
AtmusWL 7 months ago
if they made a chuck norris game every ones brain would explode
mastershad966 7 months ago
andthis is why there is no chuck norris game it would be too easy and too strong
sharpshootertails 7 months ago
Though Chuck Norris is the king of the internet kick Captain falcon holds the punching crown.
gmcq27 7 months ago
I thought that was the chuck norris perk?
IIVDevilsMayCareVII 7 months ago
lol 0:26, "UNCH"
MutantClannfear 7 months ago
oh man, he made Chuck Norris look like a fool just now.
XxiStealth088V 7 months ago
@XxiStealth088V Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.
TheSnowman526 7 months ago 2
TACOS
KillaKlown1821 7 months ago
(everythings dead)
"yes!"
Jilksy101 7 months ago
FALCON PA-
*booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom*
WNCH!!!
YES.
CombineStern 7 months ago
YUSH!
ShadowBlastDX 8 months ago