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  • that other guy should have never showed him his moves

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  • which better.... falcon punch, or chuck norris roundhouse kick?

  • @robloxman219 Falcon Pawnch

  • @robloxman219 .... if the two collided

  • 0:26 UNCH! YEEEEEESH

  • :D FALCON PUNCH!

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  • @techboy1111 "..kick you're vagina off.." Maybe it's you who is blind or inattentive? You fail. Good day =]

  • @fragman08 No need to say what you did though.

  • @fragman08 At least I can keep my cool while commenting about a simple mistake.

  • @techboy1111 Yeah, well, don't chuck norris jokes get on your nerves? It's like the "but will it blend?" "x y z blah blah arrow to the knee" comments people make, deluding themselves into thinking they have one iota of wit. It's like Dane Cook, very popular, but fucking irritating. heh, I'm pretty chilled out most of the time but stuff like that really grinds my gears.

  • @fragman08 True. Very true.

  • @bombig7 Chuck Norris is an insignificant piece of shit. That fucktard has done abso-fucking-lutely nothing to receive the credit that he receive via the Internet. Walker Texas Ranger is the only note-worthy thing about him, and even that is a bit miserable. I'm tired of all the fucking Norris comments and they're about as trite as arrow to the knee jokes. So shut he fuck up about him on a video that has nothing to do with him. Thanks much.

  • @mojoeybags Chuck Norris will shit in your face while you sleep and kick you're vagina off

  • @GregSolomonJr It's "Your" not "You're", you complete waste of oxygen and internet access.

  • @fragman08 there is two yours your and You're

  • @mojoeybags 100% agree, old unfunny joke that went too far. I just thumb down and flag any comments I see.

  • @mojoeybags your retarded has won 6 world karate tournamants in the middleweight class and is the 3rd to recieve 8th degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do. and with a retired record of 183-10-2 so bull shit hes actually a pretty bad ass guy

  • The falcon punch was so strong, anyone caught within the blast radius can die just from the shock wave... or die just from looking at how epic it is.

  • FALCON PAW-Explosion-UNCH!

  • 0:12 THA GUY got Heart attack

  • This is what I do to the person who takes my wallet.

  • Imperial Legion: Stop right there criminal! You have violated the law! Your crimes was come to an end.....

    argmonster: FALCON PAWNCH!!!

  • That video was a win.

  • FAULCAUWN PAUWNCH!

  • so you blew up megaton? That is messed up! I live in Megaton!!!

  • chuck norris farted

  • if theres no top comment why not this one>?

  • @xQdcss there are 2 -_-

  • argmonster: SHOW ME A MOOSE

    other guy: wut

    argmonster: FALCON PUNCH *nuke goes off*

    argmonster:...YES!

  • oh no it looks like chuck norris got mad

  • @anthonycurtiswhite1 No, if chuck norris got mad then the universe would be fucked, this is what happens when he sneezes.

  • It's super effective

  • Show me a moose.

  • everyone stop talking about chuck norris, this is a vid about falcon

  • @starfox300 chuck norris is and will always be gay, he's so gay hes the gay master, and look how that turned up, world record with 500 dicks in every hole

  • HYESZ

  • that must've taken a million takes :)

  • falco PUNCH

  • I came here from an educational video about inverse operations......

  • Ohps, srry I over hit him

  • Chuck Norris can Falcon Punch... it's just that when he does it's a critical hit every time.

  • 0:12 U.F.O.

  • If we put our mind to it, we all can be chuck norris. thats what Captain falcon did. Dedication gets u so far in life.

  • YES!!! :D

  • For everybody wondering, Chuck Norris was the guy punching.

  • Check Out CAPTAIN FALCON going for a job at McDonald's. Hilarious.

    watch?v=6hbPqRQllDU

  • Hey... That butthole stole my move! Only its calld "Flying Fist" and it´s 100 times stronger >:-) I created it whit Chuck Norris.

  • Never new falcon ounce was tat strong....0.o

  • why is mr burke or w.e dead? i never blew up megatown i dont think

  • i wonder how much money i just made you

    

  • And that is what happens when u split an atom

  • So what the hell hit that guy, looked sort of like a wrench or something. KIA guy that gets hit with an irradiated wrench

  • lolzzz

  • show your moobs!

  • Yup, this is still funny. :D

  • chuck norris:FALCON P---(KAFRIGGIN'BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!)

    chuck norris:woops

  • Captain falcon does not have a moose.

  • its "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!" it just sounds like that

  • @AdvocateofOdin no dur dude there just jokes

  • i cant get those line out of my head. "show me a moose" wtf?? "falcown..... pawnch!" llooooolll

  • (Burke) WTF... the bomb hasnt even benn planted yet- uggghhhh *dies*

  • the falcon punch was based off the norris kick

  • that explosion was Chuck Norises Sneeze

  • Even Burke cannot stand the awesomeness of Falcon Punch

  • That's it. I'm making a Captian Falcon character.

  • guys watch black ops falcon puch for lolz

  • eagle claw vs falcon punch perk!!

  • So well cut together!

  • YEAS !!!

  • that wasnt a falcon punch, chuck norris just snapped his fingers (gently) and you happened to be near him when it happened and he let you live :p mr. Burke however....not so lucky :p

  • this is quite possibly the best video ever in the history of forever

  • Like A Boss

  • @crapdowg231 SHIT ON DEBORAHS DESK

  • Turn your speakers to max volume and max bass. It actually feels like a nuke

  • @BrokenNeck19 i went deaf for an hour

  • suprised u didnt make them dance'

  • Seriously, why did Burke die?

  • @dilksanator because he could not withstand the power of the falcon punch

  • Blocking did no Good :/

  • YES!

  • where can i get that kind of falcon punch? but just the word "falcon punch" in that way, no music or anything and falcon kick if you can. thanks

  • @dragonwarriorr62 You would need the PC version of the game. It's extremely easy to mod the game through console command.

  • In tha face!

  • @111urnotme STFU about bieber its annoying to see this shit on videos no one care for him here THIS IS FALLOUT NOT SOME METALICA VIDEO!!!!!!!

    (I like Metalica & I dont care for Bieber)

  • ==New Weapon==

    Name : Falcon PAWNCH

    Type : Melee

    Damage : 1000

    Effects : You can't show your moves for 10 seconds also +8-1 Rad/Sec

  • @10FROZEN10 No. The damage must be over 9000.

  • @AzNgiftedkid  WHAT OVER 9000?!

  • He don't show him moose :(

  • WTF IS JUSTIN BIEBERS PENIS DOING UNDER THE VIEWS!!!???

    AND WHY IS IT rEd?/!/!?

  • @111urnotme I hope this answers your questions.

    I cut it off. :3

    Think poring. images.wikia.com/pro/images/a/­a0/Mon_image_poring.jpg

  • Show Me Your Moves

    *Swings the knife at you*

    Falcon Pa-

    *Explosion*

    And thats how The Norris Family develop

    Yes!

  • "Show me your moves" *stab* "FALCON PU.." *NUKE* "Whats that explosion over there?" "It looks like" *dead* "...NCH. Yes."

  • thumbs up if your wondering what the fuck just happened

  • Not even Burke can stand against the blast radious of Falcon Punch!

  • what really kills Burke?

  • i use fawkes punch

  • lolwut

  • thumbs up if a chuck norris video brought you here

  • Ahh man, He owns.

  • Win

  • Lol I almost pissed myself

  • Falcon Pun!

  • YES!!

  • SHOW ME A MOOSE!

    *Stab*

    FALCAWN PAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNCHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H

    *WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

    And that kids, is how stars are made.

  • @PumpkinMau5 Lol , It's not 'Show me a Moose'. It's ' Show me your moves'!

  • @TheSecretGameRoom It does sounds like Moose though lol

  • @PumpkinMau5 it's show me your moves, don't mock the falcon 

  • Chuck Norris can Falcon punch, but when he does it it's always a critical.

  • @PumpkinMau5 No, that is how babies are made.

  • @PumpkinMau5 its SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!!!

    

  • @fantasticstan2 He meant it to be moose °_°

  • @DDNaar nooooooooooooooooooo

  • @PumpkinMau5 he said show me your moves

  • @Logodovina Really Captain Obvious?

  • @PumpkinMau5 "YES!"

  • @PumpkinMau5 and that's how equestria was made

  • @PumpkinMau5 moves

    moves

    moves

    ITS FUCKING MOVES WHY CANT PEOPLE GET IT RIGHT. FOR THE LOVE OF DEATHCLAWS ITS FUCKING MOVES.

  • @MrSatternJr

    I-I know, i just said moose for the sole purpose of this thing called ''Humor''

  • @PumpkinMau5 Show ur moves!!!

  • SHOW ME A MOOSE!

  • Bruce Lee 1 inch punch can norris do that?

  • its over 9000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • epic win!

  • his power level is OVER 9000

  • HOO!

    HOOOWAAA!

  • Mr. Burke died like Japanese anime character lol.

  • Chuck Norris ghost to the right of mr.burke!

    0:11 - 0:13

  • hit 2 

  • MR.Burke died of watching pure awsomeness

  • why is the advertisement a fucking fat ugly bitch. its really distracting :/

  • chuck norris is not super at all he is a normal human

  • @15firekid Lolkid your to young to understand.

  • 0:14 HOOWAAAAWWWHHH

  • Chuck Norris called.

    He said all jokes about him got old 5 years ago.

  • @ImperativeNation

    well the video is pretty old

  • @ImperativeNation They were never "new" enough to be funny. >.>

  • @ImperativeNation chuck norris mailed me saying they were back in

  • i saw a ghost at 0:11 - 0:13!

  • Show me yo moose! PALCOOOMMM PUUUUUNCH!!!!!! Yes! Ahaha best 31 sec ever

  • Did anyone else see chuck norris's GHOST at 0:11 - 0:13 !!!!!.... (to the right of mr.burke)

  • @DeadbeatPythons its the wine or whiskey thing

  • mr. burke died of heart attack

    FALCOM PAWNCH!

  • YES!

  • I'm glad I missed that fight...

  • YOU'VE LOST KARMA

  • Nice shot dude, you're better than Tyson xD

  • @doubledeeed be forewarned, Chick Norris will be under your bed along with Lady Palmer.

  • LMFAO

  • 82 dont have the chuck norris perk

  • PAWNCH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jajajaja

  • OH THE HUMANITY

  • big deal chuck norris could cut the world in half with his butter knife

  • wait how did he get over there

  • WHO THE FUCK IS CHUCK NORRIS???????????

  • @dubbledeeedd

    how the fuck do you not know who chuck norris is???

    for not knowing who he is chuck will come to your house and kick you in the face with his fist!!!

    asshole.

  • @jackgeraghty100 Probably doesn't know because

    A) They're really young

    B) They are not from the U.S.A (Happy 4th of July!!!)

    C) A combination of A) and B)

  • @jackgeraghty100 I don't know 'Chuck Norris' either... I'm from Canada , and I'm 11.

  • XD i love you

  • Awesome vid. I can't stop laughing.

  • SHOW YA MOOSE!!!

    CALCOO PUNCH!!!! GOD BLESS DOUGLAS JAY CAPTAIN FALCON

  • O_O that Megaton Settler must have ate the megaton atomic bomb for that big of a explosion

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  • Experimental MIRV was actually a melee weapon.

  • sho me ya mose

  • YES

  • HOLY CRAP!

  • and he was only going easy on him...

  • if they made a chuck norris game every ones brain would explode

  • andthis is why there is no chuck norris game it would be too easy and too strong

  • Though Chuck Norris is the king of the internet kick Captain falcon holds the punching crown.

  • I thought that was the chuck norris perk?

  • lol 0:26, "UNCH"

  • oh man, he made Chuck Norris look like a fool just now.

  • @XxiStealth088V Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.

  • TACOS

  • (everythings dead)

    "yes!"

  • FALCON PA-

    *boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooom*

    WNCH!!!

    YES.

  • YUSH!