100 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black

[Vegetables9000]

oh my god this is sooooo funny!!!!!!! please post more like this!!

[TheXxshadowfirexx]

Lol I love this video " we can go those things." " Oh wait your with Seth " TEAM JACOB

[twilightgurl656]

team edward

[kturnipseed657]

LOVE the video it is hilarious i am team Edward ALL the way though sorry but enjoyed the video thanks

[EmmettBella]

the last one is funny

[fantasyfangirlno1]

it would be possible to do this only if jacob has no way in the world to harm you. or else he'd rip you off way back at no.4

[fantasyfangirlno1]

sorry 69

[fantasyfangirlno1]

67 is hillllllarious!

[BloodyAsh11]

XD

[EvaWolf100]

I would like to do the number 13!

And 43!

[fantasyfangirlno1]

@EvaWolf100 i'd do anything for that. gosh how i wish i was renesmee.

[EvaWolf100]

@fantasyfangirlno1 Bella is also lucky. He kissed her! Awww :3

[betney1997]

I like no.13 ! <3

[JasperHaleLover22]

L.O.V.E this! Lol, All of this made me laugh my head off!

[maramroyalty]

i love him i dont think i even push him off but i agree with leaving my self drown sweet idea

[TheTwilightSagaHeart]

do all those steps and you'll never get to see another daylight, ever again. lol

[jojo102369987]

ok this is funny, i would do all these things cuz im edwards girl but it would be 4 fun!

[copycaters111]

XD costantly touch his butt wen he ask wut ur doin say lookin 4 ur tail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[cnossa1]

I wount stop kissing him just too ask if he has rabbies!

[coralandstarr]

lol lol lol this is SOOOO funny!!!!!!!!

[jojo102369987]

@coralandstarr lol your right its way funy i would do all this stuff just to send him hollering off!

[Zanowillit]

lol SHAPE SHIFTER!

[LotusMelody]

Who's Lolly?

[Animalprincess411]

team jacob all the way

[northstarfreckle]

i would do every single one of those things espiecally kiss him!

[jojo102369987]

@northstarfreckle maybe if he liked you idt he would kiss you but i hope so cuz hes ok but i would totally be kissable for him

[jojo102369987]

@northstarfreckle go ahead KISS HIM I DARE YOU!

[TaylorLautner306]

number 30 :') xx

[poprockinstar78]

If you guys love robert pattison so much be on the same team as him! Team jacob if you don't you HATE edward cullen!

[candyhands2001]

How dare u insult Remus Lupin and Sirius Black in #35 Asssssssssssss Hooooooooooooooole!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[happyfeet522]

Why would he get mad if I said i'm a virgo too ?

[lilprincess1129]

heheh 

[snotty2345]

I have one! "How much is the doggie in the window (Ruuf ruff) OH i hope that doggie is for sale! (Ruff ruff!" Lol i thank my bro for that!

[LilGoose95]

Omg from now on im gonna call Jacob Black/Taylor Lautner my widddle jakey poo!!!!! <3 Team Jacob!!!!

[xjellie322x]

The cute puppys off the charmin advert? i think you mean andrex :D

LOVE the video!

[theedwardluva101]

Ahaa. I'd deff do them all except for the Jacob Kissing ones. That's just Plain Nasty! I don't Doggie Drool all on me! x]

[4evervampire2end]

man i'm a fan and i would prob blame it all on a edward fan!man....he is hot isn't he?

[iGemmaHardin]

#46, LMAO!

[brookecoxcalder]

TEAM JACOB!! BECAUSE HESNOT A FAIRY!!!! AND HE LOOKS HOTTER THEN THE HAIRY CHESTED ROB PATTINSON WHO LOOKS LIKE AN OLD MAN

[antisasusakulover]

@brookecoxcalder Edward is Beautiful And Rob Is Amazing Taylor Is Cool But Jacob Has Anger Problems.

[brookecoxcalder]

TEAM JACOB!! BECAUSE HESNOT A FAIRY!!!!

[twilightrules5859]

i agree with seemyheart47 TEAM EDWARD

[GirlAtHomeRightNow]

go cliff diving without him.. xD

[10000000000000002334]

60 and 47 and 66 and 83 and 84 and 94 and 100 are my fav

[ravenwitherspoon]

"Follow him around singing 'WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? (Who! Who! Who!)'"

lol.

[SeeMyHeart47]

lol IM TEAM EDWARD GO TEAM EDWARD <3  im obssessed with twilight thumbs up if you agree i say we follow #31 edward =1000000000 jacob =20 not even hahhhhaaaaa

[SeeMyHeart47]

lol IM TEAM EDWARD GO TEAM EDWARD <3 im obssessed with twilight thumbs up if you agree

[mandilovespiccolo]

like #60

[saynme209]

#47-49 HILARIOUS lololololol lmfao rofl wowowowowowowow sooooo funny :D

[febzoo1996]

LMAO!! yer its against jacob but its a hell of a good laugh!! GO TEAM CANINE <3

[faro0o7a96]

OMG THAT'S SO FUNNY !!

16- follow him around singing " who let the dogs out ( who ! who ! who ) !!

LMAO !! but i still love Jacob even if i'm team Edward

[Skiesablue]

I luv this vid! Oh wait yeah...wonderin why? TEAM EDWARD!!!

[maribella1558]

omg i love number 100 omg lol lol lolzzzzzzzzzzzz

[dancinggirl2510]

can some1 explain to me why there is teams anyway like in the end edward gets bella soo...........why is there a team jacob 4????

[IanKabraRox]

@dancinggirl2510 well it doesnt really matter who Bella chose (well to me anyway) i just think Edward and Bella were so much better! But im on Team Edward b/c I think Edward is amazing and awesome and I think jacob is terrible ( just my opinion) but some people think its the other way around so they would be on team jacob because they like him and not Edward ppl who like both Edward and jacob r on team switzerland

[rayytaylor18]

team edward

[Cullen4iternity]

lmao i think #100 would rlly get him pissed off and rip ur head off(:

[Skiesablue]

@Cullen4iternity ok.. if u didn;t know that the Loch Ness Monster is Nessie..which is Bella's daughter,Renesme.... sooo yeah its not realley offending! JERKS! TEAM EDWARD!

[Cullen4iternity]

@Skiesablue adtt meh own damn opinion kk soo if yhu dnt like it then dont read it!

[thesophster1231]

lmao! Love it <3 xxxx

[Maylex411]

I love jacob and i do NOT even say that ugly sparkley fairy guys name

[clubpenguin1212100]

@Maylex411

im SO with u on that one, lol

[Jobrofan981]

OMFG PEOPLE THIS IS A JOKE. SO WHAT IF ITS MEAN! THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS IS TEAM JACOB. JACOB BLACK ISNT EVEN A REAL PERSON!

[clayisme244]

lol pee my pants hilarous

[Marrissa350]

13 i would definitly do

[fo333no]

answer to 19 that's gay

[Adrenalinejunkie1222]

shut the f*** up about this trash. you suck if you meant it

[clayisme244]

@Adrenalinejunkie1222 no you cant take a friggin joke

[Adrenalinejunkie1222]

@clayisme244 yes i can i was just really mad about somthin but i forget what it was

[clayisme244]

@Adrenalinejunkie1222 oh ok then im sorry =) i have a temper too lets be friends

[PofAlonso7]

Number 57 is MEAN! :D

[Princess0Starfire]

35.... A muggle like you has no right to talk like that about the two friends of Lily and James Potter...

CRUCIO!

[Denabella]

This was hilarious!.

[ElephantPunk08]

that was soo funny but i like jacob but i would do some of that for fun

[zcandyangel]

he is so selfcentered saying things like :ohh i'm wayyy better than that fag edward youre dating, come be with me bella!' yeah... i dont think bella agrees and wen she politely refuses, he kisses her, and forces her into something she doesnt want to do U DONT DO THIS 2 PPL U LOVE!!!!! and wen bella finally realizes she loves him 2, edward is willing 2 let her go be with him to make bella happy, AND JACOB IS STILL BEING SELFCENTERED! no wonder she chose edward in the end...

[Sputnekdesigns]

@zcandyangel do you rant about things often? or did you get really good without much practise? lol jk

[zcandyangel]

@Sputnekdesigns lmao yeahhh srry i just hate jacob with a burning passion

[khatyangelz]

@zcandyangel aha...lol. you and my friend. she actually bought a poster of jacob and ripped it up in our faces and said..."i hate jacob black with a passion. go edward."

[zcandyangel]

@khatyangelz lmao well then we could get along well XD <3

[zcandyangel]

@khatyangelz lmao well we could get along well =P XD

[lovekittynip]

wow its hard to read

[wiccantutor]

awww.... you're mean. *joke*

TEAM JACOB 4EVA

[JBh8trs]

plz could ya tell me wat programme u used to make this thnx

[JBh8trs]

wat programme do u use to make this video!!!???

[theamvgirlx]

I have a vid like this on my channel, come watch and comment!

[monicrazzy]

these r so mean! lol

[VihccvIvisun]

heres a good one-- walk over to him while hes sleeping crack open an egg on his forehead_ and when he wakes up, tell him to stop moving- that youre trying to cook breakfast

[wolfpup3311]

Wheres the music?

[ruffianrulz]

Jacob would be pissed at that last one. BTW I loved this!!! Freakin hilarious.

[pieprincess97]

haha iv seen these before but theyr still funny taylor thinks so tooooo

[TheCrystal0817]

i dont get number 73...is it a song? great video!! hilarious! can you do a 100 ways to annoy ron weasley? that would be awesome!!! TEAM CARLISLE!!!

[iwanashow9]

lol, point at the ground if he needs to go to the bathroom ... this is hilarious.

TEAM JACOB alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­ll the way!

[TheReginaspektorfan]

haha dis is funny but i already know 35 of them jacob is kinda hot

[2xstas]

what's CPR?

[zcandyangel]

@2xstas wer someone puts their mouth on urs and blows air so u dont die of not breathing

[1998superchick]

i get all of it cuz iv red the saga 9 times! really funny!

[1998superchick]

i loved that!! i get all of it becuz iv red the saga 9 times!

[LalaineFrost09]

im team jacob n this was funny as fuck lol

[salahcristianoronald]

Fuck You !!!

[teamedward10114]

omfe! this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

[JuLiE9801]

beyond funny i loved #95 "omg hes havin a seizure" lmfao :))

[lovemonkeyist]

ur so mean but some of the things i totally would do but just for fun go team Jacob

[jojo102369987]

@lovemonkeyist hey i would do all cuz boo! team jacob stinks! im team edward cuz hes hot!

[LockNessieCullen]

My reactions(Nessie lol)= #3: Kitteh, Kit- Kitteh Daddy #5: It's PERFECT! *Kisses Neck* #6: You said WHAT? Jake: Noth-Nothing! #8&9:WEEEE!!! #10:Of couse you can't you can't even fetch! #15: Cuz Daddy said... #17: HAPPY BURTH DAI!!! #18: Shit yeah! #20: pre-Pretty. #21: It BURNS!!! #22: Do you? #23&24: *Coughs* Faggs. #25: Mama's cold! #30: It's there then... POOF! *Makes sign with arms* Gettin' tired, gonna sleep now, I loved it! :DDD Hope u loved my review! :D -BrokeN.Beelzenef

[MnMgurlzxoxo]

#1:jakie go fetch me a coke! good boy! * pats head #2: jakie go get me a coke! bad dog!* hits nose with rolled up news paper* 26-27 lmao

[ksisavampire16]

Even though im team Edward(i love you robert) that was super funny :D

[animelovergurl100]

heehee.... love it!!!(and him!)

[shaylove565]

haha this brought me to tears cuz it was soo funny

[peacegal24450]

this is realy funny but i luv twilight!!!

[katiedearing14]

This is so funny i love jacob and edward (even though he is an overprotective moron) this is great. Good job.

[hjacquelineh]

why would 31 annoy him he has more fans :P

[MissDivinaCullen2010]

3-5-6-18-19-20-23-26-31-33-35-­37-36-46-47-48-49-50-59-63-64-­65-66-71-73-74-76-78-79-80-81-­82-83-84-88-89-92-97-100!!!!!!­Very good!!

13 orrible!!!!!!!!

[Penguin57311191]

ok 76 is true for me *wink wink* ;D

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[MusicChick0311]

Oh.em.gee

Dis shit is funny as hell!

I laughed so fukin hard

Buh I think he probably would have tried to hurt you by #10

LMFAO

Buh I still LOVEE Jacob <3

[twilightrules5859]

THIS WAS FREAKEN HALARIOUS!!!!!!!! TEAM EDWARD FOREVA!!!!!!!!!!!

[MinatoAndMadara]

cool vid:)

am on team EDWARD!!!!!

[FreedomWriter3]

I am Team Jacob all the way....but this is hella funny. LOL

[JeanetteMiller1]

I'm on Team Jacob but this is hilarious XD

[AtomicBarnacle88]

I just saw new Twilight eclipse movie at GetEclipse(.)info Its pretty awesome xD

[GIRfreak546]

100 IS CLASSIC! And Seth is my lover not his!!!!!!

[nikkirandomgee]

wow... i am very dissapointed in all the cullen fans...

[SOPHIECJ09]

omg that was hilarious

especially 66,67 & 68

[Avril126]

How dare you insult the LochNess Monster!!!that happens to be my nickname!!(NESSY) and for your information, if nessie is anything like me nessy...then he is a very lucky person to be dating a very smart person like me.

[DDVC1]

Lol this is sooo funny I love Edward but the Edward one is sooo funny too!!! :)

[dan2feb]

lol

[puppylove1002003]

lol this rocked!

[barbrafl]

@talorlautnerfan2 This is a total joke :) I love Twilight, and am Team Jacob <3

[talorlautnerfan2]

@barbrafl yeah i agree xx Team Jacob (Edward sucks)

[AznGirlRocks1]

@barbrafl It better be a joke

[taullynnecullen]

@barbrafl how can you be on Jacob's side Edward is way better!?

[WestRebel15]

@talorlautnerfan2 haha

[talorlautnerfan2]

@WestRebel15 I really do think that i told you to shut up which just means you are a blind pig!!!

[talorlautnerfan2]

@WestRebel15 I reallysure i told you to shut up which just proves that you are a blind pig!!!

[clayisme244]

@talorlautnerfan2 omfg its a friggin JOKE DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!! i would think 5 years of education would teach you something but appearently it hasn't!!!!!!! STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND BLOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peacevador]

im ok with 13 without 14

[talorlautnerfan2]

@peacevador I totally agree. These creepy Jacob - hater's should stop being mean!!

[talorlautnerfan2]

@talorlautnerfan2 At least someone has a brain these days!

[WestRebel15]

@talorlautnerfan2 one im not a blind pig. Dnt insult me unless u too sscared to come find me cause i dnt take dat sh** lightly. 2. u lucky u like taylor hoe or i would have done kicked ur ass

[yanaken8]

@talorlautnerfan2

omg it's a joke !

[yanaken8]

hahahha hilarious !

I'm team Jacob but this is sooo funny !

i can't stop laughing

[SonicRiders4Ever]

Its so weird that Edward glitters in the sun but when I first watched New moon and saw him glitter I asked my mom why he was glittering in the sun...... but I'm in the Jacob team.....

[twihardaddict4ever]

I got rabies... From outdoor school. :) Team Carlisle <3

[FredSUCKS4Ever]

lol. i love jake, but this is great. XD

[iRandom51]

i would do number 13 any day!!

I love Jacob sooo much!!!

TEAM JACOB !!!!!!!!!

[MrsPattinsonCullenxx]

tehe 76 is funny :) xx

[b3yonc3knowles]

Haha.. I've got some other ideas. I don't know if they were mentioned in this video..

- You could ask Jacob to walk with you outside. And then you could go to someone else and say: I'm going to take the dog for a walk.

- You could give Jacob for his birthday some toys for dogs.

I don't hate Jacob. I looooove him.. ♥

[TeamJacobRox123]

that last one was funny! i dont get 57 though....

[hjacquelineh]

Me love this video i was laughing so hard GOOD JOB!

[abc1234567kiki]

when my friend saw number 30 she said she would do that anyday

[TeamJacobRox123]

haha so would i!!

[abc1234567kiki]

@TeamJacobRox123 ha ha ah

[Punkz60611]

this is funny as hell cuz jacob is ugly as hell

[xoperroxo]

i am a huge jacob fan (he is sooooo hot)

but this is sooo funny

[myya7596]

57 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TVrockschick]

100!!!!! LOL!

[TVrockschick]

98!

[TVrockschick]

93!

[TVrockschick]

74 is funny!

[TVrockschick]

I love 67 to!

[TVrockschick]

I love 68!

[TVrockschick]

I love 62 and 63 is HILARIOUS!

[TVrockschick]

50 is messed up!

[TVrockschick]

ROFL  AT NUMBER 3!

[perni888]

i think 38 was wrong. Real men doesn't sparkle!!

Team Jacob!!!!!!

[Silverwolfnyght]

TRUE THAT! *high five*

[ellowkatie]

no :( jacoby :( jakey

[softball18ish]

I wanna la push Jacob off a cliff

[Silverwolfnyght]

ah come on hes so mis understood

[stephyliciousss]

Buy him a bite me tee :)) lol

[VoldemortsServent]

honestly, i dont get 77, 82, or 100.......... i read all the books but like over a year ago

[Purplestars1986]

Well 100 is referring the Renesmee and the nickname Nessie they all call her. Theres one point in the book where Bella is complaining about them calling her Nessie and says it sounds like a name for the loch ness monster. Not sure about 77 but 82s talking about the old story that you can take out a werewolf with silver bullets....or just silver.

[zwinkycrashes]

i cant remember which book it was from but 77 is when bella said "i dont care who's a vampire and who's a werewolf" and then jacob said"but i am a werewolf, and edward is a vampire." then bella says "and i am a virgo!!!!!!!"