Girls VS Boys and Men VS Women!?

[AnimeAndAnimalLover7]

its woman logic you know ??

[KonnieNinjaMusic]

lies

[Nissa603]

Your a ducsh bag

[ButtonMasher15]

u funny dude



[stephim5]

I think vampires aren't attractive... They're kinda stupid

[xXYaoiCookieXx]

I'm a girl that plays COD

[xXLethalWolfXx]

I'm scratching my bum right now...

[ParadiseEklairyDevil]

Another question without answer is how this vampire can have sex or get an orgasm if his blood is not circulating because he's dead ???

[Kittie0Meow]

I love guys in their sweats lol

And that douche bag from twilight like ewww just no

I would rather have Rain lol

[garyzgod27]

when i first looked at him i thought he had a vagina

[brownaa17]

I like guys in their sweats, or basketball shorts, I think its hot. But yes, it would suck to have a cock, the cock always has and always will worship the vagina....never the other other way around. What's funny though, is the cock can make the vagina have multiple orgasms, while can only give itself one little one. The penis pleasures the woman more than it pleasures itself....Thank You Mother Nature!!!

Sorry Boys, you can keep your silly wieners and balls.

[stowey101]

ahahhaah. I'm looking at the suggestions and all I see are other popular asian youtubers LAWLLLZZ

[leobthxxx]

Body wash makes me feel sexy after nice hot shower

[TheSpeckledFreckle]

I use both..depending on if I have the luxury of a body wash or not.

But this video made me want the 'cock sandwich'. No idea why.xD

And your hair+earrings made me think of a younger Gackt.*r*

o 3o

[LittleSugarFairy]

ugly chicks don't get the cock easily, at least not where I'm from. Only bitches want guys with money and flashy cars, if you know how to wear clean clothes and shower then you're all good for a guy

[Sexyandiknowit2017]

Oh he'll no I know I did not just watch this hear twilight mentioned and there wasn't anything about Jacob in there

[jayminh543]

he finally know 1+1=2

[666hellsangle]

So true I'm a guy and the vagina is like trying the stick a bee in a wall it so hard to get. But if a girl wants it bam they got it I know a girl so hot she has girls on her

[DeesertDawn]

Body wash.

[theflubbytoilets1]

body wash

[ily2219]

NO. JUST NO. JACOB ALL THE WAY. jacob is hot. edward is not. obtw i use body wash :)

[zero2musicXD]

soap lol

[mally260]

Both

[maiya197]

U should have mentioned Jacob not Edward. Jacob has the body and looks Edward just has some looks the English accent the body sparkly skin xD and the hurt kinda cause he's dead so... -,- yea

[xhaz13]

shimmy



[ChompNom]

Drop the soap bar

[MsStarstruck1234]

body wash i use dove soo im beautiful!

[SELENANUNEZ69]

body wash



[misstalentlovesyou]

soap

[MonicaKn17]

...did you get married recently?

[lovehopejoy12]

Body wash bitches!! 

[xxY2JLEDGENDKILLERxx]

im a guy and i think girls are better

[Jess4568]

girls life is harder. c: .... most of the time -3-

[iiTzF3aRz]

@Jess4568 and how is that exactly?

[Jess4568]

@iiTzF3aRz Im not saying all girls im just saying there are A LOT of them who think about a lot of stuff about their life and w/e... ( im not going into further detail )

[Cheeziful]

i have to answer the phone when my boyfriend calls me while im playing COD 59 kill streak or dick... hmmm, 59 kill streak

[IBJARL]

So true... Everysingle word

[hitokira9000]

i brokeded your cocksded 8l. sawie. go fix it

[shizukasumi]

Body wash! lol

[myhalai]

ok man why do you have to say boys are asshole i mean you are a boy so your calling yourself an asshole GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!

[jayc342009]

@myhalai He's being sarcastic, most of the things are completely untrue.

[myhalai]

ok.........this video is kinda wierd but anyway i use body wash in the shower :D

[georgioxoxo]

werewolfs r better >.>



[renareray]

body wash :)

[Kitty9359]

Lol Yesh we do Have Powers That you men will never now But if you Guy Want the Vijina all the time Just get a Hoe & even if you treat her Bad she will still have sex ;D & I personally Use body wash c:

[anhonestword]

I love this logic! Ok ladies, if you only sleep with a few men you'll be called a whore. BUT, if you give it up toany guy who wants it, you won't becalled a whore anymore. Apparently? lol I love this logic. {:o)

[tineeeable]

Even though it`s like totally funny it`s kind of funny =)

[carlinsaves]

LOL That's funny but so true. When people go out to the club, it doesn't matter who meets who first, at the the end of the night it's always up to the girl if sex is going to happen. That's definitely proof that it's harder for men than women.

[theroyalpirate]

At least us guys don't get pregnant, that's a HUGE plus.

[anhonestword]

@theroyalpirate Yeah it is, the world's population would be a lot lower if we were the ones to get preg and have to go through childbearing. But, after that fact women still have the edge because in most cases they can raise the child. Tho I'm sure that's hard too especially if they don't have a lot of money, but still they can raise them to their own standards.

[067925453]

a key that whould open any lock = guy

a lock that can be opened by any key is shitty = girl

[TheYaoifangirlof1997]

your a whole alot sexier than edward collen

[RAWRVAL3R13]

body wash? too main stream.

[XxxMuseluverxxX]

On the little red note thing that pops up in his videos why did he write vghgbjfeghdhj+F4 was that a freaking boys over flowers reference or sunthin watever luv ya shhimmmyyy boy!

[Inominifia]

@XxxMuseluverxxX i'm pretty sure it wasnt... he wrote "ggthxalt+f4" and i think it means "gotta go, thanks, alt+f4" and alt+f4 closes the window.. so it's something like 'bye' :)

[huyentran12]

be my bf and i'll play call of duty with you ;). I dont say no to game XD

[TheDarkPrincess201]

shimmy when u said old school man at the end u rly sounded just lyk my ex bf CREEPPY 0.0

[seasonzgirl]

I remember reading a comment somewhere explaining something like this: Girls are like locks, and guys are like keys. So, since a slut is a lock that can be opened by many keys, then she is one crappy lock, thus a negative connotation. If a guy can sleep with many girls, then he is considered the 'master key', which is supposed to be a positive thing i guess.

[booklover1425]

Haha a guy was laying COD when I was texted him and he texted me back

[PokemonSuperNinja]

oh and i play COD

[PokemonSuperNinja]

not that easy for girls, trust me and I'm not even ugly, I'm pretty and seriously its not that easy

[SLBxINLOVExBLS]

The whole “girls are ‘sluts’ when they sleep around but a guy is consider ‘the man’ when he sleeps around”… hmmm, good point, Shimmy… I never thought of it in that light. That kinda make sense!, lol. [this coming from a girl :)]

[SatanistTV]

LMFAO

Good stuff.

[sinjidboijcs1]

nice hair shimmy!!!!!!!!!! thumbs up if u asians agree?

[superkdluver]

Natural goat milk soap:P

[MissEmoprincess1000]

Imma chick and I know to never ruin my bf's COD gaming time, cause that's the end of the relationship -_- and also alotta guys like me cause I gotta nice bust, and a ghetto ass, and I game. Especially COD: MW2 ^-^

[xXManpriaXx]

i LOVE this..PAHAHAHA!!<3



[LeoniejtePietje]

Do you have two earrings?

[MsBlackSakuraUchiha]

I mix the two!!8DDD

[tIgGeRnPoOh25]

I use soap...but that's only because when i put the body wash on my skin, it's really cold -.- and honestly in my opinion, the dude from twilight looks 30 years old...wait, is he?? That's like a frickin' pedophile to 13 year olds.

[CygnusSilver]

I make sandwiches for my hubby. but yeah he is right. I so do not take out the trash anymore.

[lmp246]

Woman should appreciate this, he makes good points.

I will make a freakin' sandwhich for my futuure husband with out any problemos.

Its the universe!..

But its funny how guys dont realize that,

So I get my sandwhiches and he gets to sleep on the floor.

[12tryful]

hahah Va JJJ

[Carmyxluvsu]

BODY WASH !!

[barkmist]

true, girls can control the guys. That's why they jump for every chance they get

[Shiorix16]

I use body wash (:

[MystereSoul]

I agree. Guys are assholes, girls are bitches. But i cant use bar soap i have allergic reactions so i use body wash (:

[dragonlife11]

@MystereSoul bitches r dogs, dogs bark, bark is nature an nature is beutifull =]

[xbekaaahxS2]

soap.

[TheHellorandomness]

Double standards... I wish they would stop. But I'd like to be a boy for a day or even a week just to see how it feels, but there's a small chance of that happening. I guess boys have it hard too, but from my point of view, nuh-uh. XD It's not even if you're a guy or a girl, just be nice and we'll have no problems. Some peeps just have to be fucking rude for no damn reason, male or female. But whatever. Um, I use body wash. :D It's much easier in my opinion to use...

[Beaniekid99]

soap and body wash :D

[Fullmetal1087]

What did happen to good ol fashion vamps

[mymeo1011]

no being a girl is not easy, you have to deal with period and stuff like that

and beside, rapers rape girl more than boys, i mean, how many time did you see on the news that a boy get rape huh?

[jayc342009]

@mymeo1011 Well abuse towards men is never taken seriously, oh and women use blackmail because lets face is physical force wont work for them.

[psychedelicshroom12]

lol Shimmy is better looking than Edward or wats his face

[psychedelicshroom12]

But then theres those guys that are so FUGLY yet so PICKY!! theyre ugly as hell and theyre not very charming or respectful and they expect girls to like them and give them our vajayjays?! just be nice to girls and look DESCENT. just sayin none of the guys in twilight are handsome -.-' im tired of that white sparkly face and shirtless guys on every girls shirt everywhere!! lol

[scottdylan1]

both

[stupiddancey7]

well then i guess its Black Ops> Vajayjay

[rosejana107]

BEING A GIRL IS NOT FUCKING EASY!

[NightLion7]

@rosejana107 OK, I think we have estabilished that MULTIPLE times through the comment system

[Beliebin4JDB]

I'd take you over that guy from twilight ;)

[ShamamalamaSama]

That is so true. Girls can ask random guys for the cock and 1 out of 3 guys will probably say yes. Guys have to freakin work for the pussy. -.-

[ChangingPhases]

Bodywash!! FTW!! (:

[dorrisgurl]

Nope! Men are serious bitches if you ask me. Female DOGS are bitches. Men are hairier.

[Jun3Awzme]

I've never ever played cod before. :o

[TheSuperElitv]

You made me laugh hahaha loved it

[SonicAries1]

bahahahahahahahahahahaha ♥ awwwwww xD

[pokemonster141]

LMPO XDD

[annmariesch76]

BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[kuboa14]

HELL YEAH! BLACK OPS! 

[utadagirl]

i play C.O.D. and im a girl :DDD

[vaizel22]

lol, i find it funny how people take SHIMMY SO SERIOUSLY.

Shimmy is being sarcastic. i mean, we have out views and stuff, but, c'mon. learn how to take a joke.

men and women both have their jobs :D

none of us have it easy.

but in the end, we still get to fuck eachother.

huzzah!

[LenaMaire]

you actually look rely cute in swets

[prankstertwins]

@ZooHabitat Any bitches who say that are a bit homophobic.

[zacreea]

lies my korean boy friend wont fuck me and im skinny nice looking and he wont oppas mean

[ducky355]

SNAP ! you break the cock ;) hahahaha.!

[MsasianBobasion]

Bodywash

[attilabarus]

Well,it's true.What the dude is saying is correct.

I mean girls know that guys need to hump,so in order to let them do that the firt time both sides are equal.

But when a relationship goes further guys will to a lot to get the V-to the G.

I am just saying,disaggree if you like.

[HayTreeRivalGracious]

If a key opens a lot of locks, it's an awesome key.

If a lock is opened by a lot of keys, it's a shitty lock.

Catch my drift?

*Bodywash

[rexadelic]

I use soap. I prefer body wash but I'm too cheap.

[K2stazh]

body wash :]

btw i luv u and ur vids :)

[Kmaart]

LOVE BODYWASH! But Lately i have been using soap . .:[

(that's all we had left)

[anabs10]

body wash (:

[turdy18]

both :)

[raymanx51]

body wash

[Screammaddie1]

Bodywash FTW ♥

[ClarittaJos]

bodywash all da way i wanna smell good lol :3

[fycozero]

Bodywash

[bdude1234567890]

i use my shampoo suds

[japanloveralways]

i love C.O.D

[EmkayVue]

WTF?! Are you gay?



[scateice101]

Still not a legit excuse.

How does it being easier make us "sluts"?

[4Ventus]

I love the way he says "CACK"

[HayTreeRivalGracious]

My new favorite phrase: "Platinumly Sexy"

[HayTreeRivalGracious]

Shimmy tries pretty hard... Sexy Hair, Epic Clothes, but I have no idea if he smells good.... O.O I'm sure he does though ;p

[Musicaltimebomb98]

BODYWASH FO SHO!!!!!!!!

[mrfreedomthomas]

Here's a good drinking game, everytime Shimmy says Cock or vagina(or any word associated with Vag) you take a shot.

[booklover1425]

I get called ugly, disgusting and a greaser by people in my school. Even though I shower every day, try hard to keep my skin clear and try to work out and look nice. Guys are stupid, and so are girls

[Thursdayschild726]

I wish I was a guy just so I could make boner jokes :D

[N00bcake4life]

i use bodywash

[yarmamzer]

umm....ugly and lazy girls don't get any o___o if girls don't wear makeup / work out / shave EVERYWHERE / shower twice a day guys are disgusted by them haha

[USCBRI247]

being a girl isnot that easy shimmy pal we have to cook and clean and we have to give birrth!!! and for a girl its not easy getting a guy because they only look for the hotties with da badies ok bud !!!! :)) but i LOVE U SHIMMY <33 and i use body wash because its xcreamy THATS WHAT SHE SAID LOL xDDDD

[Frogiful]

i cant believe that the guy who made a video about not swearing during his videos said shit and fuck in this so many times....

[djtj1297]

Most of u girls just don't know how bad us guys have it

Compared to us u girls have it easy

[Mira20Mira]

What do the lesbians do? And I use body wash.

[Xx666xXevil]

i use body wash :D

[meganinjapillow]

actually, being a girl is harder. we have to go through periods, pregnancies, labor, etc. and also, men are stronger and some if not most of them are violent towards women since they think they're dominate. so if you think being a guy is harder since you have to do physical work that builds muscle which ends up attracting girls and you sometimes don't get sexual attention.

[KristyIsKhuuL]

wow funny cus they released cod black ops lol

[dangerousmind1100]

Also, don't take my comment so seriously, either!!! :)

[dangerousmind1100]

All I have to say about twilight, is yes i like twilight, but i freaking hate edward (the vampire)... he is ugly as shit... Now maybe if he was asian I would like edward... unfortunatly he isn't... and no, us girls do not hve it easy, you judge us so much to the point where we are really self conscience... I mean, why cant u tell us if you like us or not, why is it so hard for you all to do that... oh and shimmy, if u really liked a much younger girl would you date her???

[KiwiKellyX3]

Body Wash :D

[SkylerBitches]

I use bodywash. LOL What about the girls who don't want the cock? and ht eboy who dont want the J-J? xDD

[rinukon]

its funny cuz Edward has a SHIT ton of money.

PS: Twilight sucks.

[lollig1234567890]

do you wear make-up?

[NikkiAaliyah]

@lollig1234567890 I was think the same thing! It looks like hes wearing foundation o.o

[xUnhappyAngelx]

Old Spice Bodywash. Enough Said.

[lighteningmaker199]

body wash, definitly.



[Aya0Nanami]

i use body wash 

[Aya0Nanami]

XD HAHHAHA i love his face he does on 0:50 - 0:55 lol HELLS NO! lol i love u shimmy!<3

[monkeyboy3045]

bodywash



[Typesick2]

oh god XD you just talked about sex for 5 minute straight, did you even take a breath?

[XxLawlitexX]

shimmy u r wrong cuz females got raped by males

[peazej20]

i've been tellin niggaz dat for yearz........ "women have powerz ova us dat we dont even kno of"

[kpsx5]

negative...

[Gaga3009]

@Mayadldub or giving birth

[notoscarforsure0174]

Soap

[MayadIdub]

so, do u wanna swap ur penis to a vagina? im sure itz easy to find a girl who doesnt like menstruation.

[wthoops143]

Hagahahahaha !

[Gaga3009]

@jayc342009 well ive never experienced kidney stones (obviously) and you have never experienced childbirth. are you telling me that a babys head that has to be pushed through a tiny opening is not as painful as kidney stones? your point is invalid. the whole process...the labor, the contractions, the birth itself and the after birth sometimes even kills the mother! and thats JUST childbirth. girls go through way more in almost every aspect.

[Gaga3009]

being a girl is hard! you forgot about the big ball of pain called childbirth.

[jayc342009]

@Gaga3009 men get kidney stones, meaning that we have to push a nut through something the size of a straw, its way more painful that childbirth.

[KatjasHumanoid483]

0.0 ...I can't believe I watched that

P.S. bodywash

[bbyxiah]

his hair is fucked here

[fudgecakesbrownies02]

being a girl is not easy!!!!

we hav 2 do all the work round the house

and wat do u guys do? is just fucken mo the fucken lawn!!

damn i wish i was a man

:D

[UrbanGenesisRAW]

@fudgecakesbrownies02

not necessarily. some men do work in da house too. but women rarely mown the lawn

[MrAltron]

@fudgecakesbrownies02 no one has it easy.

[itachiitachi1946]

@fudgecakesbrownies02 actually men r the ones who do the first move and they r in charge and in autority all the time and u girls just sit on ur ass and picking men.u have a variety selection of men and u just pick the one u like most.thats why u dont have feeling and many say that girls r bitches and sluts.society has DOUBLE STANDARS.those standards r hard 4 men and very easy 4 women.its HARD beeing a man..but guess what!! IT FEELS SO GREAT BEEING A MAN.having a cock is sooooo BADASS!!!!

[daltondalton100]

@fudgecakesbrownies02 how girls look hot: dont eat like a fucking cow every day.

how guys look hot:workout atleast 30mins a day, eat a controlled diet with plenty of proteins, avoid carbs, get a good tan.

big difference.

[1899able]

@fudgecakesbrownies02 plus theres more !!!!!!!! we have to give birth liike having a freaking 10 pound baby or less baby coming out of ur vigina hurts like fucking helllllll lmfao

[123456789Johnx]

@fudgecakesbrownies02 and fix the gutters, and sweep the driveway, and clean up dog poop, and GET A JOB, and fix sprinklers, and fix Tvs, computers, micowaves, etc, and still cant get an hours rest.

[cutesydney33]

@fudgecakesbrownies02 ikr life would be more easier...

[bluebranglith]

@fudgecakesbrownies02 oh yeah every man just does the lawn and only girls do the house work. how about you step out of the 50s and look at the real world