Yay for Settling

[bethhoward32]

@vvsignin1 I'm a happily married swinger. My husband shows many scientific signs of also being happy and satisfied. Given your sarcasm I imagine you must not be very happy at all. I guess that means I win.

[RataITA]

Waaait wait wait.. where's the part where she cheats on him with one of her/his co-workers, he gets angry and files for divorce, she throws in a bit of made up "domestic violence", wins the divorce and gets children, dogs, house, and almost everything he had before marrying her, and he ends up alone, broke, having to pay alimony for a fuckton of time, while being able to see his children once a week, while she tells them that he was abusive, just to put them against him?

Don't marry.

[bethhoward32]

I would question the intelligence if someone who would allow their life to play out this way simply because marriage was a part of it. If you find someone who excites you and who finds you to be the same, is it a bad thing to have that along side you? People need people. It's nice to have love a familiarity when you're down, sad and going through a rough time. Choosing the right person will give you that staple.... and hot and heavy sex. Leykis is a fraud. :)

[vvsignin1]

@bethhoward32 You're the gal they're referring to in the video! Hey lookie! A movie star!

[drftme]

Damn, she is very controlling, she even decides when you die

[larmando22]

Sounds like the women I went to school with in a few years ;)

[blighton]

And this is why I'm glad I'm a geek and date geek girls. I would hate the kind of life in that video.

[vaina001]

8. Marriage becomes loveless, passionless and with little to no sex. You start looking at, thinking about and desiring other women, you wish you were single.

9. You've had enough and take action... file for divorce.

10. Court rules in her favor, now you realize you wasted years of your life with this person and now... YOU'RE SCREWED.

[vaina001]

1. You Meet.

2. Both fall victim to "Oxytocin" which is the love hormone and are madly in love.

3. Engagement, from this point on it starts feeling like a second job.

4. Wedding, the feeling you get of cold feet is your natural instincts telling you THIS IS WRONG.

5. Finances and credit scores combine to buy a house.

6. She wants a child, Sex becomes a hated job because its on her terms.

7. Effects of Oxytocin starts wearing off fast and you realize the grave you've dug for yourself.

Continues->

[omegatitan99]

This video is the complete opposite of my marriage. 

[psx2514]

Thumbs up if Tom Leykis sent you here.

[bootknocker69]

I guess for some couples that's way the love goes. But what do you expect the hand that rocks the cradle rules.

[greatgonzales]

This is how 90% of American women think. I guess life is all about trying to find that rare 10%.

[crotchshotradioshow]

@greatgonzales No its about tricking the 90% into thinking you will fall for that bullshit then shit can em then repeat.

[TheNuclearpolitics]

Depressing...

In truth not everything is as void of importance as this video attempts to demonstrate it is.

Age is not an indicative of compatibility, nor is the level of attractiveness.

It's as if everyone is stereotyped... Sexuality isn't quite as simple as that.

In average life goes by like this, the key word is "average".

I'm in a very calm and happy mood now, no matter how hard this video attempts to take my mood away from me, I shall not let it.

[KiranRules76]

I was expecting the part where she divorces him and rapes him in court, then takes more than half of whatever is left of his income.

[Spookurts]

this is sad and insulting

[caseybar]

@Spookurts only if it's true

[BeaveHolio]

You realize the alternative to this video is just as terrible.

[MrBeardstyle]

Sure is strawman in this video.

Whoever created this is aiding in the destruction of the nuclear family; all it does is highlight the negativity's of a relationship while dumbing down all the positives. You might as well make a video describing how terrible it is to HAVE to go to WORK and do something to put food on the table and a roof over your head. Anything and everything has problems and relationships are not unique in that regard. You're going have to work hard to make anything succeed.

[NerfDeathcoil]

@MrBeardstyle "Whoever created this is aiding in the destruction of the nuclear family"

Women have already destroyed the family unit decades ago, this video is only mocking its destruction.

[hoops6706]

she left out this part... she will deny her husband sex after six months of dating (except to make babies) of course she will get fat and bitchy. If he doesnt like it and wants to get a divorce..she will take the house and all his money and he will have to pay her alimoney and child support til he dies of heart failure....

[josephebacon]

This is precisely what marriage is. Once you're married you're no longer a man, you're a wallet. And if you don't make enough money, women dump you for a bigger wallet.

[Albacorewing]

Young men, do not get married. If you do you will be enslaved financially just as this cartoon shows. Do not get involved in their credit. Co-sign no loans. Do not live with women or get them pregnant.

[auroradreams1986]

Well I'm sorry that you feel that way. 

[XoJackieLuvsRonniexo]

God forbid I every become this cynical!

GOD FORBID!!!

[KrazyKuKluxKiller]

@XoJackieLuvsRonniexo Oh don't worry, once you get married and are living this nightmare, you'll learn the true meaning of the word 'cynical'.

Keep heading down the wrong path, when your elders are trying to warn you, you young punk. I guess you moronic children NEED to stick your hand in a fire to know that it'll burn you.

[XoJackieLuvsRonniexo]

@KrazyKuKluxKiller Well.. Im definitely debating children. Maybe Ill just get married and have no children. I love them but it seems like for 5% pleasure they give you, you have to suffer 95% pain...

what do u think??

[LoudMouththeKid]

@XoJackieLuvsRonniexo If you're not going to have children, why get married? Everything else (short of insurance in some places) you can do without getting married. Even children you could do without marriage but it seems that the numbers are in favor of better outcomes for children through married families.

[Spokker]

My wife and I enjoy going hiking. We find off the beaten path trials and then fuck behind the bushes. One time we saw a coyote though and I lost my erection. She left me after that.

[auroradreams1986]

Well I suppose if you meet a shallow girl like that then that is the life you will have .. until you divorce.

So be a better person yourself and meet a better person.

[imadamjad1]

@auroradreams1986 DON'T GET MARRIED!!! is the message

[auroradreams1986]

@imadamjad1 I've been married for nearly 7 years and we enjoy eachother immensely.

[imadamjad1]

@auroradreams1986 you could have enjoyed each other WITHOUT GETTING MARRIED, WITHOUT SIGNING ON THE DOTTED LINE,

DON'T GET MARRIED!!!

[lordblazer]

sooooo if you travel the world then you aren't getting married? or basically you're not meeting a boring ass bitch such as this?

[thewildboys]

it should be mandatory for all men to listen to Tom Leykis.

[imadamjad1]

@thewildboys if i could i'd strap them down and make them listen lol

[bobbydigital1419]

Sounds alot like Leykis 101 to me.

[DrGodfather14]

@bobbydigital1419 meaning the solution to this problem is leykis 101

[bobbydigital1419]

@DrGodfather14 right. thats what I was implying.

[ZeroSixOne]

@DrGodfather14 Hell yeah!

[ninjarain1022]

This vid reiterated my POV for not getting married

[sspan0019]

This video is brilliant