MST3K - Samson vs The Vampire Women Montage

[Inuyashagirl234]

Do not try to watch this and drink at the same time. Your nose will thank you

[BryonYoungblood]

*Crow laughs*

Mike: So the devil's minions are cheap thugs!

[TheRadical42]

Ha-hee-ho-ha! Now that was a really REALLY good one! I laughed my butt off. So many good comments I won't repeat them but nicely done.

-Great job MST3K! And Great job diddymouse!

[diddymouse]

@TheRadical42 Thank you for the nice comments!

[BryonYoungblood]

One of the more random but funny riffs in this movie;

YOU KILLED ONE OF THE DUTCH MASTERS, YOU FIENDS!!

[diddymouse]

@BryonYoungblood I remember re-watching the movie and finding myself laughing a little too hard at that line. XD

[BryonYoungblood]

@diddymouse Don't blame ya! XD When I heard it, I was like "What?!" while I was laughing!

[Dwightsgirl1979]

Laughing my ass off at Servo's comment at 08:17. XD

[edgolo]

"I ordered a Tom Collins"....sorry, boss we couldn't find one in Mexico...how about a Tomas Collins?????

[wordzly]

"This is what Southern Baptists think a Catholic mass is like."

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Too bad there isn't

Crow: Selene... I believe I asked you gently to hear my cry...

[albee1000]

5:40 - Okay, so, no preamble, bat-signal, phone call - just a fella dressed as a luchador strollin' into the house. Yep. I gotta get to Mexico. Soon.

[silentevil77]

OMG it killed me how they busted out laughing 5:41

[DrThunder88]

The Butterfly Theory never did gain traction in scientific circles.

This may have been a goofy movie, but Tandra had it goin' on!

[hanz101]

"I look better before i try to look good"

i was done after that

[BryonYoungblood]

Too bad one you didn't have was this, Diddy;

Servo: The Mexican Larry Tate!

Crow: EL STEVENSSS!!

[sexyglexy]

"I dont tan.."

"Im pretty so I have value now."

"Mind if I throw that butterfly theory at you again?"

"Someone is undressing me with their eyes.."

"Now lets get back to the party and Strauss out.."

"DONT...TOUCH..MASK.."

"Sisters..."

"Thats always nice Sampson just torch everyone..."

[kdoply]

5:27-5:34: What's Sir Ian McKellen doing in this movie? Professor looks just like him, I swear.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

What YOU call Hell, Ramos calls photography!

*Horrible Scream*

Someone taped over Seinfeld!

[rabapab23]

One of my fave lines not in this one...

Mike : Samson AKA The Silvered Masked Man Tatagliana xD

[torgo714]

If this show was still on I bet the Kardashin jokes would have been flying

[pretorious700]

@torgo714 Kardashians are funny without jokes

[pdlbean]

oh God, those bitchy vampires Debbie and Jennifer are here. XD

[MutantLitherKhan]

I dedicate this song to Thorazine.

Professor.... "you're daughter's hot".

[jigbuilda]

Crow's laugh at 5.40 is just pissfunny!!!

[Adrialgon]

I don't get the physics of a hovering bat.

[CesarCarranza]

The sadly short-lived mexican version of MST3K specialized in luchadores films. Hilarity ensued. xD

[Adamgontierfan19]

I will see that you are nourished with human blood

(a projection of Satan appears with his hand raised)

Crow: I have a question

that and Crow's laugh when Samson walks in killed me

[BryonYoungblood]

Tundra: Seline! Hear my cry!

Crow: V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!!

Mike: Beethoven from the grave renounces his great work!

Servo: As the presence of his pants prove there IS a God!

Bryon

[Verto9999]

I love this show,although I just wasted my whole day watching best of clips...

[hebneh]

"Santo Vs. The Vampire Women" is one of the best movies ever made. No, make it THE best movie ever made.

[doginstine]

Samsons funk is too overpowering.

[alexander55074]

"We had a really Hispanic time, thank you" omg.LOL

[MyMelyanna]

ah you cut out my fav part! When the vampire goon walks into the chair and the guys go, "Oops, sonar let me down there." lol

[PyrozPlayground]

No no no you naughty boy don't look at meee... lol

[sillygrl23]

It always gets me how these vampires run with thier capes held out like they are trying to fly but they cant. XD

[BryonYoungblood]

"IT'S AN OAKRIDGE BOY!!"

"Pan, Texas Ranger!"

"Sisters... sisters... never were there such devoted sisters..."

Bryon

[typomanbros]

"Uh, I have a question."

"Oops, stepped on the plug there."

"You are not the Kissingers!"

"Shut the film off and discuss..."

"Thank you, that was ptkhdkkijjktkh."

"The International Fight-Like-A-Girl Championships."

"I've discovered the letter D!"

[purpleshamrock17]

"Yes, I'm, oh sorry stepped on the plug there"

"I don't get the physics of a hovering bat"

"Some butlers stay inside...shut up and get outside"

"we'll stop any attack that they can begin...provided the attack is lame and poorly thought out and it's our grandma"

8:56 Nice!

[orgixvi3]

"When a maaaaan loves a wrestler..."

[JoelandtheBots]

Crow's laugh is a thing of beauty.

[bmt277]

many times lint gets in your eyes and takes ghoulish shapes it happens to everyone lmao!!!

[bmt277]

ahhhhhhhhh someone taped over seinfeld XD

[Everwen45]

"Mexico is one goofy country"

"I just realized this is a totally boring party, let's bring out the peyote!"

"When a man loves a wrestler"

"And the crowd goes wild... yay!"

"Go El Santo! Go El Santo! Go El Santo go!"

[c3section]

"And the crowd goes wild.

Yaaayyyy!"

Never gets old.

[DarkPascual]

I love MST3K

I love Lucha Libre

I love Lucha Movies....

THIS IS AWESOME!!!

[mst3k54]

HEY! IT LOOKS LIKE CHER!

hahahahaha

[rabapab23]

I was wanting to do a montage of this! Thank you so much!

[lastxwriter]

"I don't get the physics of a hovering bat."

Neither do I.

[diddymouse]

Thank you for the comments! :D

[BryonYoungblood]

You're welcome, Diddy, and thank YOU for uploading this! :)

Bryon

[Anynom]

"Let the Cher jokes begin."

"The Devil's minons are cheap thugs."

"I feel sort of silly right now, did I overdress?"

"The International fight like a girl championships!"

[dars267]

go el santo

go el santo

go el santo go!!!

[h0bbitatheart]

5:40 Crow's reaction kills me every time.

[DataGirl3]

Ditto. I love Crow's laugh.

[BryonYoungblood]

Trace Beaulieu has the best laugh for Crow, especially when El Santo/Samson came to meet the Professor. XD

Bryon

[LadyTigerLily]

This. Is hilarious.  One of my favourites. Thank you!