New Moon in 60 Seconds

[AffaandAnda]

This needs more views!

[roelin360]

new moon in 66 seconds actually

[ZaxfromTSdC]

@roelin360 No, it's New Moon in 60 Seconds...with a six-second intro.

[khatholic]

new moon gave me cancer of the aids

[raptorinator]

It should be "shirt on, shirt off, shirt on, shirt off, shirt on, shirt off".

[ZaxfromTSdC]

@raptorinator Perhaps, but that was the movie. This was based on the book.

[Shadowfox0]

try watching this 20 times

[ThePhoenixsTear]

omgg this is so funny xD i luv this

[ZaxfromTSdC]

@ThePhoenixsTear I do apologize for the trailer edition, though.

[ShelbyGB]

ahahahahahaha xD

[UzumakiSonic619]

Oh, my tea's ready!

[SwirlyTimes]

No. No. No. The ending is "...And then buffy staked Edward. The end."

[ZaxfromTSdC]

@SwirlyTimes I was covering what little actually happened in the book. >.>

[53suzaku]

Nice lungs

[goodacheesekesha]

this is stupid

[ZaxfromTSdC]

@goodacheesekesha And yet better than the book.

[PrincessZelda527]

This is funny as hell XD

[Amenat]

You made my ears bleed.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

@Amenat New Moon made my brain cry.

[HellAngelsBells]

Yeah, it's basically whining and crying for the four hundred pages. I'm only reading it a second time to get all the big words from it and add it to my dictionary ... and, unlike Meyer, I will learn how to use them :) I'm still on page 96 after nearly a month (I started re-reading it a month and a day ago).

[SaiKoSeSu]

@HellAngelsBells Don't waste your time dude. There's a Twilight dictionary out now. It'll save you the trouble.

*CHAGRIN*

[ZaxfromTSdC]

@SaiKoSeSu Chagrin-

Part of speech: Whatever Meyer wants.

Definition: See part of speech.

[SaiKoSeSu]

@ZaxfromTSdC Lol! Very true.

[farylilly]

ROFL!!!!! XD!!!!!!! 

[ObliviousStudios]

ROFLMFAO xDDDD

[Xxfreakyqueen155x]

I love twilight, but cmon this was freaking hilarious. im actually obsessed and i laughed my butt off.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

@Xxfreakyqueen155x Always nice to find a fan that can have a good laugh at their own fandoms. :D

[Xxfreakyqueen155x]

@ZaxfromTSdC indeed [x

[bdufka]

AWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I love you too

[teambellasvampire]

i made a video called the same thing, but it's not all whining. check it out.

[billyand2]

i just heard someone say "your gay" at the end

[LivingInTheDMZ96]

can anyone tell me where can i find a youtube downloader?? is the one from altervista good? or safe? thank you!!

[paperclipsinmyhair]

Um, EXCUSE ME! This was SIXTY *SIX* seconds!!! Obviously I have to hate you forever now. Hahaha, this was great.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

@paperclipsinmyhair That's 'cause six seconds was the length of the intro, not the actual thing. XD

[HorcruxesOrHallows]

OMG! This is so hiralous! I hate Twlight myself =)

[justLOVEmusiic]

If you hate the books so much, which you obviously do.. why do you waste your time reading them!? I cant believe anyone would read a book they dont like just to make a video mocking it.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

@justLOVEmusiic You have a lot to learn, young padawan.

Have you ever accused anyone of not having read the books, because they said they didn't like them?

[Strawringslove]

hatetwilightcuzyourworthit.tum­blr.com don't whine, bitch and moan on youtube!Do it in the blog i just created! It's open for everyone, so you can comment, make vids or whatever you'd like!

[PaulGrantDesigns]

This review is totally off. There was at least 2X more whining in the movie.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

@PaulGrantDesigns I could do a New Moon in Two Minutes, if you'd prefer. ;)

[Mrdeadman221]

@ZaxfromTSdC dude u just saved me money.i was thinking of buying or renting it.but now i know what is in these stupid twilight films.

[aerocrombister]

@PaulGrantDesigns right? i actually rented the movie just for a laugh. her being unable to function without him is pretty funny to me

[sarahthatsme1]

not kool im twilights biggest fan and its over 400 pages there and she wasnt always whiny and it wasnt jumping off a cliff it was cliff diving into water 

[reignoffire88]

@sarahthatsme1 LAWWWWWWWWWWWL fail

[LostInMyFantasies]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh

[CutieKisa448]

WOW SOO DUMB GUESS THIS PERSON DOES NOT LIKE NEW MOON:*

[sarbear1521]

this is REALLY retarded but true.

Bella: WWAAHHHAHAHAHHAAAHHHAHHAHAHAHA­!!!!!!!!

Edward: Um bella, im here and i lov u

Bella: *stop crying at once* ilovu2.

THE END

[phoenixhart17]

BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWilovey­outol. Poor Jacob, lol.

[ChickenRamen]

God, I can't stop laughing...

BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW

[trisana13]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaailoveyoutoo

[bigfrosty333]

so in other words... edward says i dont love you anymore, bella crys and trys to commit suicide, bella crys some more then edward says i love you again. really good plot! (sarcasm)

[98animefan]

haha if only all the books were that short

[twinightable]

this is sooo retarded yet im lafing thru the whole thing, i love edward tho!!!

[roquemyracle127]

lol cause thats all bella does is WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *jump off cliffe because too frigken lazy to get a new boy friend* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ainumahtar]

Priceless representation. Although to be fair, this pretty much sums up the entire series

[YyuWntMeh]

wow...this was no where near funny it was jst plain disturbingg..

[Dragoon1020]

twilight series are too young lolz

[iluvbanmian]

fuck this retarded shit

[CaramelDancen]

0:24 ROFL

[Empan117]

Hahaha :) New moon for dummies

[venushalley]

That pretty much sums it up.

[MrLolalolalola101]

FUCKING HILARIOUS, you dont need drugs to enjoy this (although it might help)

[mizzcullen980]

I'm probably the biggest twilight fan u'll ever meet, BUT THAT WAS FRIKIN HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!

[webbywebkinzaa]

lol waaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahaha i love you too

[TylerAndSmith]

Lmfao. :L<33

[sorazgirl13]

I think I'm on drugs...either that, or this was just that stupid...

[ZaxfromTSdC]

@sorazgirl13 Well, you may be on drugs, but, yes, it was stupid. The entire book in a nice, neat package. That rapes your ears.

[DaniNicoleJRE]

even though i love twilight this was hilarious!!!

[geek179]

lol

[trampolinechics]

I LOVED IT!!!!!!! Especially the end!!!

[scenegurrl95]

LMFAO

[nihgtzero]

man, how'd you do to make fit it in a minute??

[SjSnabby20]

Oh my god... Just like the book, and I'm 11...

[1998sara]

New Moon is basically just Bella's whining. Don't read it it's TERRIBLE The vid sums it up

Bella: OMG my Eddykins left (needles whining) and now im commiting suicide! OMG "

[tabbybful]

WOW!!!

that sounded exactly like the new moon audio.

[Tsukinokourei]

hahaha

that was amazing!!!!!!!!!

XD

[iClamperson]

You sir, win

[Elkkun]

X''''D!!!

Oh my God, so true!

[rosalieismyhero]

that is actually 65 seconds. [:

[ZaxfromTSdC]

But it doesn't actually start until five seconds in. >.>

[rosalieismyhero]

lol. true. but like. is the weird background sound supposed to be "crying"? haha. :]

[ZaxfromTSdC]

More like an obnoxious whine.

[rosalieismyhero]

I see.

[potterpuppetpalsfan7]

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!! XD

[SushiLuvr911]

LOL

[MinionSniper]

LMFAO love this video haha 5/5

[DuraheLL]

hahaha such a retarded movie it hurt to watch it. what a misery

[guitargirl317]

lol, the funny thing is that I actually pictured Bella to sound like that! Great side project!

[QWERTYqwertzE]

SERIOUSLY?! The book has, what, 400+ pages and that's all there is to it?!?

no. no way. no way can something like that have ever been released and actually get this kind of hype. no. please tell me it isn't so!

[burningpegasus]

it is, the books are mostly about bella worshiping edward and never shut up about it (because if it did not, the series would probably be only 2 books)

[NishinTheGreat]

@burningpegasus: Someone should have told Miss Meyer that that wouldn't have been a bad idea.

Meyer leveled up! Meyer is now master of needless plot complications!

(For those who never got past the first book, the second book was mostly Edward being emo and Bella being so obsessed that she put herself in life-threatening dangers to hear Edward''s voice in her head.)

[wildroseabbieeify]

@NishinTheGreat

se I'm atwilight fan and lov the books, but what you said is so true :D

[friend2alex]

@burningpegasus

it'd be only 2 pages, seriously. if you look at the font size, then look at the font size on a real book. twilight should be like...200 pages

[HarryPotterFreak618]

@QWERTYqwertzE it is so. 

[cthru98]

@QWERTYqwertzE

Sorry to tell you, this is actually a pretty accurate review of the book.

[merbearlorelei]

OMFG. I'm totally laughing IRL.

THANK YOU.

[paulaearthbound]

sarcasm, isn't it?

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[ZaxfromTSdC]

Not necessarily. I kept all the pertinent details. :D

[AnotherH8er]

oh my... perfect adaptation!

^_^

[xstarlitxillusionsx]

thank you ... thank you so very very VERY much.

[eidius1989]

i think i understand now

[PistachioPirates]

This is exactly what I thought of that book. Thank you. :D

[cldrules]

that was funny. XD

[aug325]

That is so hilarious! I'm showing this to the folks at Osaku. XD

[jahurz93]

HAHAHAHAH fuckin annoying cries bella!!!!!

[Nyctmiss]

that was one accurate summary :)

[xXRoryxProXx]

new moooooooooooooooooooooon SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSS BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YY

[madihuggies]

are u dumb?

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Not at all.  I'm rather particular, though.

[Slashbash]

@ZaxfromTSdC Yeah, Zax; are you dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the goddamn Batman.

Gawd, I love this video.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

You may be the goddamn Batman, but I AM IRONMAN! *Black Sabbath starts playing in the background*

[Slashbash]

@ZaxfromTSdC I wonder when Captain America will get his own theme.

[elanor2006]

HAHAHHAHAHA, it's absolutely true! That pretty much sums it up. She really can't do anything without Edward, can she?

[FelineFantsy]

OMG EPIC WIN! I love this so much, Bella's cry is so funny.

[colliepuppy108]

LOL! XD

[Deroliebe]

I like "Bella's" crying sound

[slaughterersrock]

@Deroliebe Oh, me too! And it's totally going on throughout the entire time even if other people say other things.... Hilarious!

[jaybay101]

hypocrate

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Learn to spell.  Then learn to use what you've learned to spell correctly.

[GinnyStoleMyMan]

ahahahahaha that pretty much sums it up. Better than the others in my opinion because Sparklepuss isn't in it. lolz.

[iXloveXobama]

hahahaha!! nice...

[DynamicScherzo]

I'm pissed from the drinking game I did along to a couple of your twilight abridged vids, so this is fucking hilarious XD

[ZaxfromTSdC]

May want to select a different liquor, then. >.>

[HarunoSama]

LOL. This is epic win.

WAAAAAMBULANCE! Someone fasten bella to the siren outlet. She'd make a good replacement!

Oh wait, that's insulting the actual vehicular sirens... nm.

[BloodyxWishes]

lmfao.

hahaha

I loved the whining all through the video. That's what got me laughing.

:])

[darkraven579]

I laughed so hard while watching/listening. Because it's just so true.

And you now have another subscriber. (:

PS. I think I might be in love.

*coughwithyoucough*

[musiclova4eva1]

tht was SOOOO stupid!

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Yes, the book was.

[musiclova4eva1]

no, i meant this video...

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Problem with that is the video is true to the book.

[MissLizzie1990]

twilight is the best and doesnt sound like this get a life

[Slashbash]

*gasp* How will Zax think of a comeback for that?!

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Would've put more effort into the comeback if the person had put more thought into the initial comment.

[Slashbash]

True. I guess when you get all that shit, you have to pick and chose.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

NO U!

[GuthixRulz]

LOL Bella is unusually emo!

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Nah. She's usually emo. Just to an abnormal extent.  :D

[Lany786]

rofl

[randomuser1111]

This is too close to the truth to be funny. :(

[Lythya]

So ... funny xD

[thebadthingunder]

best summary ever~!

[holyhabadasheree]

Pfft. I wasted how many hours of my life reading this garbage and all I had to do was listen to this. Silly me.

[DelphinusMAch1]

'Is a person justified in killing people if he did it for "the greater good"?'

*chortle* Hell yes. Pretty sure that killing Rupert Murdoch, Hitler, or Stalin would be perfectly justified. *chortle*

[PyroEnchantress]

That was great. "Eeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggghh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh­- I love you, too."

I love you, Zax. You're amazing.

[JFMello1116]

"Hey! Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Eeeuuuuuaaaaaaauuuuuaaaaaauuuu­uuaaaaaaaAAAAAAaAaAAAAaAaAuuuu­ueeeuuhhhh...."

[reviewman]

waaaaaaaaaaaambulance

[TiffanyDoll]

No, he deserves 6.

[TiffanyDoll]

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh- I love you too.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

*shrugs* Can't please everybody, so I don't aim to.

[pokeXpanda]

omj, this was awesome!

[Mellovixen]

LMAO! that is exactly how the book is.

[DarkRomance777]

This video is EPIC WIN

[flytreehuggers]

lol. love those books. but this is funny. (:

[myFork]

" Bella, jumping off a cliff won't bring me ba-"

" Waaaaaah!!" * best thud noise ever *

This had me in stitches. You are so many shades of awesome for this and the Twilight abridged series. You deserve a tasty tasty treat. Go out and get yourself some ice cream, because you deserve it, because you are awesome ( not to mention your throat must've hurt like crap after this vid ). :D

- myFork

[DarkRomance777]

i laugh so hard!!!!! bahaahaahaha

[hyguira]

AWESOME !!!

Stepenie sucks !

[FlutterbyA]

LMAO exactly what I was thinking when I read through that book "BAAAAAAAW OMG HE'S GONE!! D:" ...really? REALLY bella!? what a pitiful girl.

however, this video was pure genius! I love it =)

[DarkDranzer88]

Good advice, so remember kids: If you display the symptoms Bella has just for a guy breaking up with you, don't seek immediate help from a trusted friend, relative or professional psychologist.

Instead just keep on crying until he comes back and if he doesn't then try performing acts a normal sane person wouldn't do like jump off a cliff or something like that!!! :D

[sk8ter101sk8ter]

lol its funni bella soo anoying

[WalkingTravisty]

pissing myself laughing!

Waaaaaaaaah

Bella I'm here and I love you again

Waaaaaaaah- oh i love u 2!

lol

[TwilightGal2]

thats just obnoxious!!

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Yes, Bella's whining is, isn't it? ;)

[WerewolvesLoveMCR]

To true. x3

[kirbyfanz95]

LMFAO!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

I love all the books but this was just so FUNNY!

[VampireOutlaw]

xDDD What's there to say. Except thank you for this dynamically true and hilarious summary.

[RagoDN]

"Bella, Im back, I love u again."

"BAAAAAHH-oh I love u too"

[ninjajermz]

lolololz XD

so so funny... it sums up the book well. XD

[zellybug14]

its so funny! and annoying! LOL!

[Kat1112008]

That was freaking hilarious!Anti's for the win!

[DolphinBello]

I was laughing through the whole thing. That was so funny XD

[KellyJadeSharade]

THIS

IS

SO

ANNOYING

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Yes, Bella's whining does grate on one's nerves, doesn't it?

[ihateamywinehouse4]

This was actually prety funny.

Dont get me wrong though, i love the books. =D

[Thetwilightreader]

im a twilight fan but i admit it was kinna funny

[HelloHiGoodday]

better than the book, or movie

[kaelanbaby]

EPIC WIN!!!!!

[SilverInsanity]

Mmm, was that supposed to be a parody of "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off"?

[joachimarmster1]

Woohoo! Twilight sucks! And New Moon will probably do the same!

[riverjim1]

twilight was ok the best is breaking dawn :) new moon will be better i think ps DONT BE A HATER :(

[joachimarmster1]

Um...okay. Well that's your opinion. PS I have all the reason to hate the Twilight series.

[ZetsubouMFZB]

But being a hater is fun.