Funny vortiguants Cook Half life 2

[TheKillyWilly]

G-man's scrotum - raw plz!

[pRopaaNS]

I order 1 combinetti, 1 glass antlion juice. Headcrab for desert, I like fighting with them who will eat who

omnomnom

[m4c43ver]

headcrab stew for main course

[Moondas1]

Have them make cereal :D

[MrAircraft999]

its the cake! and the cake is a lie! holy shit who do i believe!!!

[SlayerRagnarok]

Head crabcakes are delicious.

[everton1120]

did i see a maggot on the table o.O

[StarFleetCommand3]

I saw a pizza. A horrible low-res pizza.

[MrOldCrow]

Menu: Ichthyosaur Soup, Stuffed Barnacle, Chumtoad Vodka...

yum, yum ... :D

[hunterblocked]

fried head crabs on a stick

[619bosco]

they r making head crabsD:

[blakenbryce]

How about MIT stew.....that wont work.

[KarmaCharged]

Lets see,Crab cakes,Headcrab soup,antlion legs,stuffed turkey,dead pig with apple in it mouth,wine in a bottle,all that good old classic stuff.

[MrUweest]

two tinks the food is tiskastink and it that elion or ufo thats makink this

[evilmike50]

combine head gordens suit and a barrel

[FALTRONO]

jajajajajaja wortigaun con gorritos de chef

[CheesnOnions]

Barnicle-Spaghetti

[COnCOrd762]

Low FPS is low...

[yoyobeerman1289]

why whold the combines bring sutch horrors sutch as head crabs?? that dosent make any sence?? why theye cuase so many people sutch pian and misory?? they make me sick :*(

[Tharandomgamerz]

@yoyobeerman1289 they are eeeevil lol

[yoyobeerman1289]

@Tharandomgamerz man if i see a head crab in real life and i had no weapon i whold probly run crap my pants but probibly a combination of bouth =P realy if i had a gun i whold shoot my self

[Tharandomgamerz]

@yoyobeerman1289 um... ok, but Combines have super technology and they can capture them easily and then they shoot them to earth in the pods.

[yoyobeerman1289]

@Tharandomgamerz yaz true. Question has there ever been a combine headcrab zombie??

[Tharandomgamerz]

@yoyobeerman1289 in hl2 ep 1 and 2 there are some. They are called Zombines lol

[yoyobeerman1289]

@Tharandomgamerz oh what do thay look like!! =D

[Tharandomgamerz]

@yoyobeerman1289 combines with a headcrab on their head. Obviously lol.

[yoyobeerman1289]

@Tharandomgamerz hah duu lol

[nikopoulet]

can't belive we can only see them once in the game

[mastergamer59]

One of the cooks is cooking a headcrab

[Nikozzz12GR]

what about head crab salad with antlion chilli?

[The1FreeM4n]

this makes me laugh most because that vortigaunt is talking in the most serious way but wearing that silly chef hat

[TheAmyjblue]

roast headcrab: rub cleaned headcrab with a mixture of celery salt, barbecue sauce, and xenian basil. roast on spit over open flame.

[BRBSHUTUPNOOB]

burger with headcrab meat and a human eye, and some headcrab barf

[ensvensktiger98]

headcrab burger

[grarg12345]

i wanna hug one

[SombreroKing100]

how about

some grilled headcrab, barnacle clam chowder, and rocky mountain antlion guard

[megaw427]

boiled vortiguant crap

[nvbghbvmn]

WTF?? they should be making HL2 EP3!!!!!

[vebia]

@nvbghbvmn Episode 3 isn't coming out. It's too big for an episode. It'll be Half-Life 3, not Half-life 2 Episode 3.

[nvbghbvmn]

@vebia ok, I didn't know that :/

[grarg12345]

barnacle soufflé

[dapapeyu1]

Zombine Taco.

[shadowf0x96]

How about some xen cake and Poison zombie stew?

[rokitiger]

maybe they cook some combine heads combined whit poison headcrab for the taset XD

[1MasterKirby]

hl2 with hl1 graphics? win?

[arturoe41]

Half-Life 2 menu :

Cooked headcrab

Grilled zombine brain

Boiled vortignaut eye

HALF LIFE 1 SPECIALS :D:D:D

Houndeye eyes

TEH FINUL BAWSSSS special

El Gigante!

[kusinagi]

I bet this is the "Indescribable Salad" that people are talking about from the corkboard in Kliener's lab

[Pikachu474]

There is no distance between us *walks back*

[trainzlover109]

headcrab stew with a side of antlion fries!

[happyblock4000]

for desert, antlion larve and zombie brain special

[R33Racer]

Wow the all-knowing Vortiguant is a cook too? He sure is quick to hide out in that tube later in the game.

[Zombine117]

@R33Racer the all knowing vort is earlier in the game than the chef vorts, you pass him before you get to black mesa

[R33Racer]

@Zombine117, Oh yes I remember now. The HL2 story is so long one often loses track how it all fits together.

[rOfLcOpTeR4100]

PIZZA



[MASTURCHEEF001]

fps lag... on lowest?

[DeckerBens]

@MASTURCHEEF001 Are u going to buy him a new PC?..

[Fagerhovstyle]

lemon rat and powdered deer penis

[chrisredfiud]

@Fagerhovstyle Oblivion reference detected

[Fagerhovstyle]

@chrisredfiud lol... xD

[srhenrique04]

roasted headcrab with antlion puke

[TheNoxenKillers]

i would like the all knowing vortigaunt fast head crab burnned soup tyvm

[daniel11111112]

obviouse is head crab meat as seen in rebels houses in city 17

[Novazi74]

Are you guys cannibalistic? I don't wish to be eating Vortigaunt chop later for dinner! Or even rebel dessert!

[morgonfr33m4n1337z]

no i want som hydra noodles!!!! can i also get som female assassin with som airex air with that too?

[jonhhy21234]

yes you remember the freeman he killed 100 maybe of you LOL

[coopercrue]

what is he making, diarrhea soup?

[Praylv]

I'd like a striders brain on a stick.

[Mrzane1a]

I would like headcrab chopped up in slices antlion chow and zombie soda, and headcrab legs

[jek19801980]

I'll give you a recipe, just let me find that blue thing from Portal...

[shinyshaymin98]

i want combine steak,please

[rexer6007]

anyone up for vorta stew?

[mattstorm360]

CAKE!!!

[spongygames]

*measures floor* There is! The distance is 1 foot and 6 inches!

[iceman78772]

0:17 right to theleft of his head...ITS A MINI HOUNDEYE :O

[avenger813]

how about some head crab lasagna with a side of garlic Antlion legs!

[blueful100]

@avenger813  boiled barnical

[waroderyus]

@avenger813 that´s got to be tasty not like dog´s head vortigaunt brain and combine torso with headcrab zombie blood

[lucaboy64]

@avenger813 XD

[doomdog09]

hmmm looks like alien s***

[hotlauwtje]

I want a strider leg for dinner!

[animedrawer777]

Uh oh, someones on LSD again!

[taypain]

how u get there from alivator :D

[6400loser]

what he really meant was

"We have survived worse than humiliation by cute chef hats across the ages"

[outlaw4591]

haxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxs

[Dreamer19091991]

no distance?!?!? your an alien and im a human lol XD

[ScOrPiOnE905]

reminds me of the all knowing vortigaunt XD

[chigusa222]

0:21 vortigunt i o cute

[FuzzyJ4]

ID F-CKIN VOMIT IF I EAT THEIR FOOD >:O

[Houdye]

its not funny

[macintosh315]

cremator meatballs? headcrab soup? bullsquid burger? Gman steak, choice of ketchup or RICE

[RetardedSquuirrel512]

i wouldnt trust a random alien that speaks english with a meat cleaver

[Chekkogrnteam]

I like how he says distance.

[Dangermuffinz]

Look at that mess, is your graphics set on VERY ULTRA LOW or something?

[Plavie22]

@Dangermuffinz you are idiot...that happens cuz is out of the map!!

[lenivech]

@Dangermuffinz retard...hes just out of the map you noob.

[orthipox]

Your computer<<<<<<<<<<my computer. And mines a laptop.

[gabefett]

vortigaunt: we have survived worse through out the ages

gordon freeman: worse than you cooking? I doubt it

[suunto666]

lol the hat covers 3 out of 4 of their eyes

[DrCarl]

"We have survived worse across the ages as we use to work at McDonalds!"

[MastahKirbeh]

i saw this going down the elevator at black mesa east, but i never thought i could get off at that floor

[MSteniente77]

@CTAT98

Gordon: NOT AGAIN DX

[MrBayman2000]

Kids. Gather round to hear the story of the Vortigaunts. The Vortiguants originally had there own world. They were peace aliens. But one day the Combine invaded the world of the Vortigaunts and the Vortigaunts fled to Xen and the Nihilanth enslaved them. That's why in Half-Life 1 the Vortigaunts have got the green collars. Because the Combine invaded Xen thanks to Gordon Freeman killing the Nihilanth and the Combine could come to Xen and the Vortigaunts fled once more to Earth.

[sporecreatorperson]

@MrBayman2000 And the Combine found them there with the humans so they invaded

The Vortigaunts seem to have brought on this mess!

[LambdaDiamond]

@MrBayman2000 sounds about right

[violenceinc]

@MrBayman2000 thk u pee paw.

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

Vort: We have survived across the ages, For example, having to cook Mossman's dinner, Headcrab on a stick.

[GaaRaMarC]

Their cooking hats are evil

[1Nbielinski]

I swear I dont know what happened to the vorts now theyr'e your friend but in HLF1 you blew their heads off?!?

[mikesvampire]

@1Nbielinski I bet they were tamed.

:D

[casdfdfsdfds]

@1Nbielinski That's because Gordon killed nihilianth and freed them from enslavery.

[SuperMaddog98]

that is the part when you are in the elevetor and you used noclip to get to the cooking cortigaunts i did my self that :)

[ollythemann]

Vorti: What would you want?

Heavy: Sandvich

Demo: Soup

Spy: Pie

Pyro: hmmmooo (Jello)

Sniper: Gravy!

[Left4Danny2]

0:10 hall of mirrors O.o

[zerowolf1211]

i want head crabs to eat please

[Stupidhobbo]

Gmod?

normaly, vort`s say those words in gmod,

Becouse "garry newman" edited the Audio

For snpcs!

[shanez1313]

Vort: what shall your meal be?

Demoman: SOUP CAN!

[295happy]

look the thing on the plate behind him looks like those chirping magets with legs!

[fbfbggfe]

Antlion Grub

[295happy]

how is this funny?

[gamermanslival]

Sure they call em headcrabs... but i'm telling you, they sure don't taste like crabs.

[cizdamea]

they are cookin' Headcrabs no really you should look at that vort Cutting Something

[Omunomu]

"We have survived worse across the ages."

Poor vortigaunts, they don't want to cook :C

[HUDSON2CBLOWS]

I wish i had a enviro suit or hell even a crowbar!

[ffelix8]

I have a silver crowbar -_-

[esheep4]

i found these guys when playing half life in gmod

[arzon75]

there is also a sweeping vortiguant i've seen in two parts of the game so far (as there may be more, if there are, REPLY ME WHERE) the first 1 i spotted was behind a gate on point insertion, and the second was one floor under this, on black mesa east

[SuperKarol97]

BLACK MESA EAST LEVEL

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

Up, The Order Is.

[HUDSON2CBLOWS]

Each happy meal comes with an enviromental suit and crowbar!

[domzilla90]

i wish becaese when im not that hungry i get a happy meal.

[arzon75]

uhhh when does this deal start, and where is the nearest mcdonalds?

[HUDSON2CBLOWS]

@arzon75 lol

[ice5367]

*spits out bullets

[fowlmowf]

@CTAT98 Don't forget your free combine toy with every meal

[themateo808ify]

@fowlmowf don't forget dessert! zombie fudge sunday!

[PinoyPogiman]

notice that every vortigaunt talks and says the same thing to you every time unless its a scripting prop. like even these vorts talk to you

[maximilli111]

@HaloGamerBTR:

Me: This is not funny.

You: Yeah i know

[SkyNinja1]

*while cooking* "We have survived worse over the ages."

[sharkpyro93]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! NICE THIS!

[TheBlueBullets]

wow its headcrab stew topped with combine armour gratings with a side order of fast headcrab leg fries and a poison headcrab neurotoxin dip! mmm

[Spoonman8881]

And the apitizer is poison head crab broth.

[Spoonman8881]

With a side of antlion fries.

[EdikShepherd]

Where the hell did the rebels find chef hats?

[m4ssee]

Who wouldnt want to see cooking Vorts. =D

[andrese68]

this is a level of the game but u used noclip to do this

[h0troddude]

i want a fried headcrab, please

[knightofnightside]

ok , you can have it ^^ play waterhazard , destroy the attack chopper and go into that small pipecanal behind the gate

[h0troddude]

thanks you sir, i shall drive there for dinner.

[Fedehl18]

oh lol thats a secret :p

[Kuchen90000]

nope he used noclip

[collieyard]

noclip

[dapapeyu]

I want roasted antlion,please

[TheHardGainer]

Its half life 2, when you go down the lift, you use the freewalk thing to move to them.

And that headcrab tastes good

[uiduiugi]

Its not garry's mod,damn every video have a coment : ITS GARRY"S MODD !!!one!oneone!!eleven!!

[metmou]

he should say "we are chiefs of the ancient times" instead of survivors...

[Tclay43]

Up the order is

[Kaweebo]

There needs to be a mod where the vortigaunts wear "Kiss the Cook" aprons.

[j0e2oo7]

yea that would be sooooooo funny XD

[Kaweebo]

Sorta. XD

[sparta1107]

Hmm... i wonder what vorteguants eats?

[swinia22]

fast headcrab. clasic headcram its bleee.

[ultamentgear183]

sure doesn't tast like crab.

[chanchi789]

Halo sucks.

I win Halo 1. Nothing compare to the mighty HL

[Cheatmaster22]

I remember the killing them in half life 1 ... good times ... xD

[321MaZa123]

those things are kind a cute, i dont know why :S

[12fig]

We remember the Treeman!

[chiter200]

lol

[roxasfruit]

the headcrab dish is a lie!

[here4good]

vort: there is no distance between us.

gordon: get to work!!!

[TheSpyisaCakeTF2]

sounds like eli

[isokessu]

it maybe sounds little like eli because there's black voice actors with eli and vortigaunts. but it's not the same voice actor