Daniel Tosh - Google

[pjcastille]

#High Fashion



[jujubeans157]

@pjcastille nice job copying me trolololol

[DariousFlores]

All you fuckers and your kony... he's been dead since 06 now get back to your regular lives

[Iwinatduels]

omg he stole my joke!

[barws]

he recycles his joke. he did this joke on his other stand up. boo!

he shouldn't recycle and say the exact same thing.

[anonymouse8342]

@barws every comedian does this dude. If it gets lots of laughs then they might throw it in with some new material.

[SCOBY193]

I look sober and im heigh

[funfacesinger]

I see kony 2012 in every fucking comment box

[xxMrFablexx]

Just use AdBlock and stop complaining people.

[monkeys350]

Anyone else noticed he does a lot of the same jokes in different places?

[crimson25haze]

@monkeys350 every comedian does...

[uran123455]

High fashion?

[dj69918]

he looks high...

i like him better this way

[WickedFuckFace]

Funny ass shit

[heatbucspies55]

A lot of comedians are only kind of funny, but they do things to be likeable and they get popular that way.

But with Daniel Tosh, I really don't wanna like him, but he's just that funny I can't help it. That's how you know he's good.

[Wuutzorx]

he stole this from dane cook? i think.

[mewtwo700]

@Wuutzorx no he used it in an other show

[heatbucspies55]

@Wuutzorx

Dude, not every similar bit is stealing. And this is a pretty obvious concept, I could definitely see two people thinking of the thing.

Unless there's really clear evidence of stealing, you really shouldn't call out theft that quickly. Because having similar thoughts is very popular.

I realize that every person on youtube calls peopel thieves just for that, but you really shouldn't.

[Wuutzorx]

@heatbucspies55 i was merely pointing out that i think dane cook used the same material. this isnt a research paper and i couldnt care less about proving my point on youtube.

[originalpersian1]

its funny cause google recommended it to me



[seanglory1]

im pretty sure iv heard this somewhere before did he steal this??

[LupusNonMordetLupum]

@seanglory1 No. This has been Tosh's joke for years.

[grandaddynative]

Daniel and Todd Glass sitting in a tree.....Need I say more? Can't wait until they get married and try adopt n shit. Tosh is coming out on Rogan's podcast sooner or later. I know it got postponed but its going down I assure you....Why are Tosh and Glass always ready to travel? OH its gonna be a hurricane of jokes a cummin....like how glass on tosh's face takes on a whole new meaning.ok that was weak but its only the beginning. :^)>

[Keymasterg]

You know, BP would do a better public service if they didn't buy ad space before youtube videos. All their PR is shit to me because I have to listen to five seconds of pure utter bullshit.

[Imdede85]

Lol

[Ur0pinionDoesntCount]

SO FUNNY!

[awesomcoolperson]

He does know that you can remove the auto-complete or whatever its called in the settings for google right?

[ClevlandSteamed]

@awesomcoolperson Yeah, thatd make for a funny joke. "My girl friend and I share a computer but it's ok 'cause instead of getting over my porn addiction I can just delete my history. Our relationship is superficially great but sometimes I wonder if she knows I'm dying on the inside." And that's exactly how it would've gone down. Don't question it.

[collinnuss18]

@awesomcoolperson duhh, its just a joke

[jujubeans157]

High Fashion

[KaylaWasNotHere]

@jujubeans157 what is high fashion.

[jujubeans157]

@KaylaWasNotHere its from tosh.0 where he wears expensive shit

[fireflameball11]

if u look back he says the same joke a lot on different shows

[TheHinun]

Man goo..

[ragingbull2001]

wow. ran into a 12 minute ad before this video and almost had the balls to watch it.... almost

[NRIK1992]

(slowly) thisss internet iss sso sslow i can't even get a video to uplooaaad....

[Apothis]

how did i get here from asian ass porn

[OUWATZAHLE08]

FUCK YOUTUBE ADS!!!

[erikthemagicalpanda]

@OUWATZAHLE08 YEAH SCREW THE THING THAT MAKES YOUTUBE FREE...

[DrZaious]

@erikthemagicalpanda Youtube was free before adds, some of us were here before the adds. Plus there are other ways for them to make money without adds, look at Facebook for example. The beauty of the internet is its not TV or the radio, but unfortunately that is slowly changing as the corporations move in. The moment Google got a hold of Youtube, it has fucked up youtube with every update.

[NehemiahDC]

@erikthemagicalpanda Yeah it's free, but at what cost? Our very lives that's what.

[erikthemagicalpanda]

@NehemiahDC worth it

[HrcWhitey]

@NehemiahDC

Wow you're crying over a 5 second ad that you have to wait for before you watch what is 9/10 times pirated shit on youtube.

You're a fucking retard.

[NehemiahDC]

@HrcWhitey It's not pirated, it's from the official Laugh Factory Channel soooooooooo.......... you're dumb. And that's 5 seconds I could be fucking your mama so I am the real victim here.

[HrcWhitey]

@NehemiahDC I never said this video was pirated. I was talking about the amount of videos on youtube as a collective that have ads on them.

And if you only need 5 seconds for sex then good luck with that.

[anteracmacash]

@erikthemagicalpanda you obviously didn't know about YouTube before Google bought it and ruined it

[erikthemagicalpanda]

@anteracmacash well wouldn't Google charge us without these ads?

i mean sure it was ad free when Youtube was independant, but now that Google owns it, they would probably charge us w.o these ads

[anteracmacash]

@erikthemagicalpanda does Google charge you for using Google?

[heatbucspies55]

@erikthemagicalpanda

About time somebody said that. I can endure a 20 second ad for endless free videos lol.

[erikthemagicalpanda]

@heatbucspies55 yeah dude, i mean, some of them you can even skip after 5 seconds!

it's ridiculous how much people complain about little ads in exchange for free videos

[MackDaddyOnTheTrack]

@erikthemagicalpanda

Yeah, I've been saying that for a while, as well. People don't know it costs money to run a server. The fact we don't have to pay is awesome. People just want instant gratification.

[Obliviongatekeeper]

@erikthemagicalpanda 'Twas free before ads.

[erikthemagicalpanda]

@Obliviongatekeeper yeah, and im sure they went bankrupt, and thats why Google bough it, and now they have ads so that they dont go bankrupt...

[xXxXGostXxXx]

@OUWATZAHLE08 I have AdBlock. SUCK IT BITCH!

[piro632]

Another Keyboard Mr. Tosh? Lmao

[petesashowoff]

RON PAUL

[mysterypolice]

@petesashowoff so im seriously not the only one who got here from Ron Paul videos.....

[xDbRuNoMaRsxD]

he did this exact joke in Completely Serious

[MrJNGuyXD]

@xDbRuNoMaRsxD a lot of comedians do the same thing because they want their best jokes to be on their specials

[Fullmetal1890P]

@.@ why does he look so dirty?

[xlactyu15]

you guys want to laugh a little more, tell me what you think of this retarded voicemail my cousin left me lol

/watch?v=C4oCqluqbpM

[Exstadrenaline]

Lol he's stoned off his ass

[ccg1223]

who went to their google and typed the letter "a" to see what would come up?

[667GirlEmo]

@ccg1223 I did XD

[DemystifiyReality]

why is he so god damn high?

[codyyates13]

lol its funny cuz he used this in comedy central

[Jamsessionroom1337]

@codyyates13 Comedians have their own jokes just like bands have demo songs they use in the LPs or EPs.

It's just better to have scripted material. I'm sure there's comedians who fresstyle, just like there are bands that freestyle, but i bet that shit is just a bunch of pressure..

[ihofaerefa]

obama

[petesashowoff]

@ihofaerefa Obama sucks hairy donkey dick until the goop from within runs dry.

[ihofaerefa]

@petesashowoff good to know that ron paul supporters can speak the english language.

[petesashowoff]

@ihofaerefa Good to know that Obama supporters can take a joke.

[LayneRoxxxx]

hmmmm...an ad that i like.....RON PAUL!!!

[sirbestnameever]

put it on private mode

[Gameathoner]

This Homeless man does a stunning impression of Tosh

[planetlexicon]

@Gameathoner Why do several people think he's homeless? He looks normal.

[fujji]

is that some pre censorship? yea buddy.

[imasonfree]

What's funnier is that for him to know this would imply that he has really had this problem before.  I mean seriously, when I put a 'L' in Google,what makes the search engine assume I want to see 'Lesbian Porn'? All the words and phrases in the word that start with 'L" and 'Lesbian Porn' comes up?! That's BULLSHIT! It pisses me off just thinking about it. lol

[jgoal10]

was he homeless

[mickeythebutcher]

" Another keyboard Mr. Tosh? " lmao xD

[TheBowshot]

delete your search history tosh ..

[straightAswag]

@TheBowshot They couldn't do that in '09 haha

[crazeedriver2005]

@straightAswag Firefox could do that

[ProZayScious]

BWAHAHAH oh damn

[AceBlazerXIII]

incognito?

[airraverstaz]

@moneybagbiscuits Watch both and decide who looks like it wasn't fresh material. IMHO I think it was Tosh. Considering you don't really 'prepare' material for the Laugh Factory, I doubt he just pulled that 1 out of his ass.

[DeezyLife]

@airraverstaz Just some information:

I really don't even know if it will help, as I don't know when Rogan did the joke. I do know, though, that Tosh premiered this on his Completely Serious special in 2006. So it's not like it wasn't a recycled routine, which might be why it seemed prepared.

[jijweethetookniet]

tosh is a fag

[mamatt199]

@jijweethetookniet your a fag



[jijweethetookniet]

@mamatt199

lol and you're toshs buttbuddy?

aw you have hurt my feelings -_-

damn idiot

[HippieDrummer06]

fucking hilarious

[Aleenapoo]

Asian...ass porn?! where do you even get the notion to look that shit up???

[35tSmall]

Man goo! hahaha

[HellsHippieShow]

My Name the Hells Hippie....I know what your thinking..."Great a druggie tryna poach people from anothers channel"

But i just wanna make people smile and laugh....Just how i look will have you laughing!

Let along my ture life storys!

I was in prison and got out with some crazy stories!..no no raping haha but Im taking youtube on my Journey threw PRISON & MORE Funny Videos!!

If you CLICKED MY NAME and had a Laugh

then give me a thumbs up So others may See and Laugh!

[EvilMaryPoppins]

it seems like he's drunk... O.o

[aceviceroy]

thumbs up if you went to google and typed "a" in the search bar

[jimmicrackhead12]

@aceviceroy gay looking for thumbs

[aceviceroy]

@jimmicrackhead12 i wasnt really looking for thumbs, i honestly dont care. i just wanted to know if i was the only one.

[YayoWolf]

this has NEVER happened to me on google... so thanks for this irrelevant useless joke tosh

[strat066]

@YayoWolf Then clearly you don't watch enough asian ass porn like the rest of us...

[Markthemightyman]

@YayoWolf watch more ass porn then -_-

[Levi1080]

didn't dane cook have the same joke?

[Forenzics]

@Levi1080 dane cook, the joke thief?  probably.

[Levi1080]

@Forenzics Haha yeah, That dude

[spazylittleoddball]

dude he used to be so much hotter!

[TaoKiomi]

His hair looks better than usual. lol

[lyricalapocalypse89]

tosh was a pothead???

[Georgios19982]

143 people didnt find Asian Ass porn when they write ''A'' on google

[Elphiesgreenfriend]

This bitch is not funny at all, i have no fuckin idea why he got his own show. Even the audience at the shows doesnt laugh at his lame ass jokes

[MultiMikko1234]

@Elphiesgreenfriend One of the best

[Danko1900]

Wow, in completely serious he says this joke with so much more enthusiasm. So, I think JJackson237 has the right idea.

[smilesalot555]

@Danko1900 yeah, he's so much funnier when he puts some oomf in his jokes. laid back tosh doesn't have the right delivery as energetic tosh.

[ZEROXBahamut]

The Wonders Of Incognito Mode.

[dbfro1]

@ZEROXBahamut u aint never lyin..

[EnjoiBearJew]

funnyjunk brought me here :D

[ThemOldaBoys]

Some other comedian said this exact same thing about asian ass porn.

[anrew2]

@ThemOldaBoys it was him

[HisJuliet123]

He's either high or hungover...

[Ghouls4Magnets]

Ron Paul!!!

[BeatsByOjeda]

he stole this from dane cook...

[reexplosion]

@BeatsByOjeda dane cook took it from hin

[awesomeman]

@BeatsByOjeda dane cook sucks.

[petesashowoff]

Ron Paul

[thecrazyreviewer]

@petesashowoff Best candidate

[lance2k11]

holy shit danielle tosh looks hungry as shit i cant believe thats what he looked like haha he used this on tosh.o

[LaRaZa18xx]

HAHA there is a GOOGLE ad on the right!!

[666blacklove]

@LaRaZa18xx on my computer its an ad that has asians in it...

[thatcoreytitlerkid]

Daniel Tosh looks like he just got out of a rave

[A3Geovanni]

He reused the joke, your fake Daniel Tosh!!!

[NittanyNation22]

@A3Geovanni Your?

[samsbabejr]

@A3Geovanni *you're, I don't own a fake Daniel Tosh

[Morgenster]

Somehow i asumed he was mac user. Something about that white guy vibe

[MrCherubhair1]

@Morgenster What are you talking about?

[alexanderalexanders]

this video just inspired me to masturbate.

[YNeedPeopleLikeMe]

is it me or all the comedians relly bad after looking on Dave Chapelle?

[gears5336]

he looks strung out on something

[DoggMan9033]

Tosh.0

[AoKerr]

It's funny because if you Google the word - is. What's the first thing that comes up? Make sure you use a space after is.

[codizzle8cheah]

@AoKerr omg hahahahahaha how did u realize that??

[AoKerr]

@codizzle8cheah I forgot what, but I was googling some question starting with is and saw Daniel. lol

[codizzle8cheah]

@AoKerr haha omg that's ridiculous

[projektcancer]

@AoKerr is anderson cooper gay??

[AoKerr]

@projektcancer It changed it used to be Daniel first awww :(

[projektcancer]

@AoKerr lol I guess Mr Cooper got first dips now

[MaxKirk21]

@AoKerr thats fucking funny

[metallica4life101]

@AoKerr Is Daniel Tosh ga- Wait a minute, i see what you did there...

[DpoProductions]

@AoKerr its the 3rd thing and its "is daniel tosh gay" lol

[CanOfMapleSyrup]

@AoKerr i dont get it

[bcfblack]

@AoKerr is "santa real" xD

I guess that's what happens after christmas?

("daniel tosh gay" is still the second one)

[AoKerr]

@bcfblack Yeah, a month ago Daniel was first.

[scobyisking]

@AoKerr what comes up if you google the word - is?

[Devin969504]

if a joke is really good why not say it to an audience who has not heard it before?

[TheMrLimes]

this is not rlly him

[BacklTrack]

@TheMrLimes yes it is

[MrDrugsarebad]

@TheMrLimes he doesnt always wear sleeveless shirts you know.

[TheJasonDR]

@TheMrLimes are you stupid

[BlaqMarketProduction]

his stand up is fuckin hilarious, but his show is so fuckin annoying.. i dont get it!!



[OnlyTheSunCanFly]

@BlaqMarketProduction

He probably doesn't write most of the jokes on Tosh.0.

[MrZakkyyy]

@BlaqMarketProduction dude.. I disagree, his show is so muh funnier.

[TehMezdawg]

hahaha deleteing history is easy its the fucking google memory thats gonna getcha

[Dwk519]

His hair deserves a web redemption

[TheJStukes]

Hilarious

[TheSuperPsychaholic]

salesman: Another keyboard mr.Tosh

Daniel: yea

[JJackson237]

Anybody else think that Daniel looks like he just got out of bed then did his stand up routine?

[lllVaPoRlll]

@JJackson237 Lmao he's in california, we know for a fact he got stoned.

[CrackThoseClaws]

@JJackson237

He's experimenting with the style of each joke. On his DVD, he has a different style with this bit.