Little Britain Season 1 Episode 1 (2/3)

[MrPeeonyou]

il just have a glass of water.

'tap'

[RaindbowIceCreamXD]

Mr. Macbeth is a naughty man,

Da doo do doo do,

He gone and killed another man,

Da doo do doo do,

I have a good idea,

Just though keep me near,

I'll be so good for,

A Scottish plaayyyyy :D

[SafetyPinKiten]

"It's for the younger generation.."

[equalscapitald]

PROUD TO BE BRITISH :P

[LostintheLakes]

Hilarious. It's so nice to stumble upon a great show.

[sira525]

hello.........(grandmom) lol

[Bloodmire9]

Proud to be British. :)

[callaghan173]

Shall we just watch the video? yeh, yeh better

[SJMJ91]

Gary's sister Julie fancies Jason! lol

[mynameisbobbyable]

anyone noticed that most americans cant understand our humor but we can understand thiers---its pretty clear whos the most intellectualy evolved

[CanadianHero789]

ChoCLIT(oris)

[Hozzas]

Literal mime xD

[MarkDudeman123]

@chariistan don't you think thats rude and another thing not all of us sound like that

[jhonen32629]

@Elvikowsky "...Like all civilised countries in the world."

You mean CIVILIZED. Don't talk civilized, you can't even spell.

[Snivelly1997]

"Aw! It's not easy is it?" is what Marjorie says to Pat in the last episode lol

[SarahMH7]

LOL the reading :D

[simoneblackstock]

"I hath a good idea, just thou keep me near i'll be so good for...the scottish play"

LOL

[Elvikowsky]

Britons... why the fuck can't they simply use metrics like all civilised countries in the world do? Oh my goodness, I'm from Oxfurd, and my weight is pretty much exactly 12 stones and a bit of gravel...

[Elvikowsky]

@992799279927 I'm just making fun of you... of course you gotta love the brits, well, most of them!

[narutolover109099]

@Elvikowsky wow thats a low weight

[blaster2012]

@Elvikowsky yeah,well we beat you in two world wars using our silly measurements. Got en himmel,i eat a looot off frankfurters.Oh wait i'm just making fun of you......Kartoffelkopf

[blaster2012]

@Elvikowsky how DARE you talk about Great Britain that way.It was us that finally interviened to stop you invading Poland because no-one else had the BALLS to do it.We'd been fighting for THREE FUCKING YEARS before Americans got there.DON'T tell us we can't fight.

You should be disgusted for the horror your Country brought on the world at that time.You had better make sure we never meet face to face,or you will think you were IN the fucking war.

[Elvikowsky]

@blaster2012 calm down man. Actually I'm quite disgusted by what the nazi did.

But it's idiot trolls like you, that prevent people from coming together again even after 7 decades. Still, you british imperialist, I myself know very well what my country did. But are you aware of the suffering your fellow countrymen brought to the rest of the world for centuries by stealing their land and colonizing whole continents? Germans know how to fight, you'd better be careful!

[blaster2012]

@Elvikowsky I've got nothing against the German people,you were lead by your leaders,the same as us British.You believed what you were told,the same as we did.Us British got where we were by cleverness and cruelty.i say 'were' because we threw it all away.An island nation,and we can't even build our own ships anymore.I am not proud of slavery,and all the other bad things my people did,and you are not proud of the Nazis,rightly so.Let us be friends for the sake of the future.What do you say?

[Elvikowsky]

@blaster2012 Sounds like a great idea to me! But... may I still make fun of Britons (French, Spaniards, Germans, Americans, Russians, Japanese and all the others) then? Cheers

[Elvikowsky]

@blaster2012 Sorry, if I was rude though. As I said, I really like you guys! Great sense of humor!

[Elvikowsky]

@blaster2012 Hey, little gay island monkey! Could it be your anger on me is just another expression of your frustration that England is not the great worldpower anymore and never will be again? And english football sucks, too! And you also forgot that during the "three fucking years" Americans helped you out with the Lend-Lease Act, because after France fell, England was down... see that's what I mean! Face it, your helmets looked ridiculous, too. Very good airforce though, i'll give you thatone

[blaster2012]

@Elvikowsky Yes,your'e right,the world will never progress until we all pretend to like each other.

[kosher333]

why is he so small

[LowercasePray]

SOrry thought that was your elbow =$

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

I love the voice that Matt uses for Marjorie!

[xjay1234]

that grandmother thing makes me ill!

[JosieLawrenceFan4eva]

Morine can toy take me to the toilet LMAO LOVE IT <3

[Ronin306]

If ye canny understand this wee show laddie, ye dunna wanna watch burnistoun !

[Ronin306]

look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, directly in the eyes, look into my eyes, snap, right, you're under......... you will understand proper british, and get all the humour, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and tell all your friends... right, 3,2,1, snap, you're back !

[emoemoemo13666]

how do the british count in pounds(i know) and stones ?

[CaligulaGermanicusX]

@emoemoemo13666 One stone = fourteen pounds.

[emoemoemo13666]

@CaligulaGermanicusX THANX!!!!! SO I GUESS I'M 13 STONE 7 , hmmmm

[donaldthescotishtwin]

mr mcbeth is a naughty ma-an dodododododo he gone and killed another maan dododododo i hafe a good idea just thou keep me near i'd be so good for the scottish play

[celinablack]

wats the piece he's playing in that concert hall bit?

[Carcharien]

@celinablack that's Mozart, lovely, isn't it?

[zany2x]

@celinablack Turkish Rondo (or March), the 3d movement from his Piano Sonata No. 11 in A major, K 331. A lovely YouTube video: juLRqSV45vo

[lovelierlex]

"I bet you're a woman of experience"

"I've lived through two world wars"

xD

[Shizoo10]

chariistan u fuckin cunt

[ssolway]

choclit!!! haha

[ImaginaryLegion]

Hello :)

[AMGM88]

jaja, buenísimo! me encanta.

[kirgise88]

Where did they find this granny to play the lust-object?? xD I laugh me dead!!

[darthlozer2]

best english show evah!

[TheJegor]

3:02 LMFAO

"Oh, I had a bag, where's my bag?"

I love that sketch!

Little Britain is awesome!

[MichaelJacksonsTube]

1:33 rofl

[MichaelJacksonsTube]

0:50 ROFL!

[RebeccasShow]

scotch accents

in the style of the elephnt man

shall we just watch the video!!!

classic!!!!!!!!!! :D

[CharlieCluck92]

Uncle Albert Hall haha

[niitro]

I get turned on on old women too

grayhairy-filia

[Thorpe741]

Oh bloody 'ell

[FuckImperialism]

Funniest thing i ever saw after Fawlty Towers... you british have such a sense of humour...like that thing of the Falkland Islands...wait, that wasn't funny.

[fizzletto]

@FuckImperialism Little Britain is awesome but you can't beat fawlty towers :P

[MusikalLiph88]

I LOVE 6:57 "thescottishplay"..... <3

[MaureenPilgrims]

"scottish accent", "in the style of the elephant man" rofl

[specialkayah]

"Alright this is getting us no where! I will read! Page 117"

"Should we just watch the video... Yea, Yea... Betta. Betta "

lmao xXx

[SJMJ91]

"Craaaavingsss!" haha!

[MolkoxLewd]

Why do people insist on wearing tight-fitting pant-like things (and I mean trouser-like things for you Brits) and big t-shirts? I tell you it's weird.

[hyperchik9]

not every person in britain wears them you know.. don't be so stereotypical...yank..

[MolkoxLewd]

I said 'people' and that means 'more than one person' not 'just the Brits'.

And I'm not even American.

[lifeasacartoon]

little britain is soooooooooooooo hillarious

[jonnygti]

I eerrr havent seen you around, where do you normally hang out?

Day centre.

Ill have to check it out.

lmao love it

[Randallaface]

LOL that granma bit

[pockypurse]

:u I wish David would flirt with me. Even if I was 100 years old!

[LilyAllenIsMyFagHag]

Oooh, I know, David is hott!!

[ikznjoey]

nyuk nyuk hehehehahah

[MoonfruitdashdashX]

write the feemtoon... sing the feemtoon.. LOL this craxx me up xx

[bobdole9696]

What's the name of the teacher in the first scene?

[simpsonsfan93]

Mr. Cleeves

[azu12mq]

The same two guy's play in every skit either alone or togeather

[ray8888888888]

y is everybody ugly as shit!

[helmsley777]

cuz its britain kiddo... LMFAO

[jennygodley]

I don't understand the sketch with Dennis Waterman.

[USNAQ3]

Becasue you are stupid.

[jennygodley]

Charming. You're stupid yourself.

[Kesta195]

in real life he is quite small and sings a lot of the theme tunes for the programmes he is in

[kylephantom4]

she spelt chocolate as choclit

[XxGiNga4LyFxX]

isnt the guy at the cafe at 4:05 Vicky Pollard?

[LatvianBaalelinsh]

Walliams as pianist looks just like Walliams as Sebastian Love :D

[gwendolineLilli]

dennis waterman is so cute :-)

[Gayyyok]

this is crap not real

[alexbarbour747]

no shit sherlock, ofcorse its not bloody real

[ZaffireWolf]

3:54 Hey, they got that!  I'm impressed!

4:57 They must be unfamiliar with the terms "Dutch treat" and "non-sexist".

8:22 ...Is less than you'd have to pass to put up with this woman.

8:58 The two names "Yes" and "Dave"?

[homeworld23]

its yohans not yes!

[yalegrad2042]

Spelled "Johannes". It's a very German name.

[keepXonXrockin]

Richard Vranch House :D

[youthandunity]

Plz no flares but is vicky polard's actor really a man? just curios

[kooora18]

Yeah. Matt Lucas.

[slayer2406]

JOE WAS A MILD ... MILD? Mild YES ... Shall we just watch the video'? yea.

[joop12398]

yeah, dennis waterman.

fool!

[joop12398]

wikipedia mate

[kayleighzitfreak1]

grandma fuckers

[780ursie]

Shes a bit of a bully

[Incisionator]

his Rondo Alla Turca is awesome!

[0ApplePie0]

some say taste is individual...but in this case...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Little britain rocks as hell! =D <3 i'm just totally in love with it

[Incisionator]

are you from rock A.X22 in the ocean?

[guyana5gaia]

Choclit!!!!!!!!!!

[joyhickey]

thank you very much for adding little britain, I've been wanting to see it for a long time!

[joeypatu89]

wat was that curry lol

[vjolie]

"Just a glass of water. TAP" lol!!!

[sleia]

the pianist looks like sebastian :)

[linaxelloss]

i love this show!~~thanks for the upload!

[silvermtn37]

whats the music when he looks at the grandma?

[PuppyDogDoll]

what is the name of the music between 3:02-3:14? I really like it but I don't know the name.

I luv LB :D

[muesk3]

It's Mozart I think, but I don't know the name of it. I would like to know too.

[xDcocoxP]

=D i learned it to play too!

its turkish march by mozart