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  • Hmmm simple enough....just wish I had the whammy pedal...and that fucking guitar well the epi model will do it's job

  • o_o that is the most metal thing my eyes have ever heard...

  • the show's full of masonic themes. Bring on the Metalocalypse.

  • Brendon Small *does* look a bit like Edward Norton!

  • this would be way more amazing if he did it in swisgaars voice

  • 53 peoples ares the dildos

  • seriously if you guys cant even figure it out from this video, you arent good enough to be playing dethklok, simple as that.

  • @SPYDDET A-fucking-MEN.

  • @SPYDDET i can play this but seriously dude shut up

  • @jimbowie455 You're telling him to be quiet because he has a good point? Seriously this is one of their more simple songs, and if people can't figure it out then they aren't ready to be playing Dethklok.

  • @Mangoeeeeeeees dude came off as an arrogant prick to me, and what the fuck do you care?

  • @jimbowie455 Oooooh angry person is ANGRY. Why so angry? You must be on your period. He wasn't being arrogant, arrogant is "This song is so easy, seriously if you can't play this song you shouldn't be playing guitar".

  • sigh if I ever get good at guitar i'll actually give tabs to people who want it. Not to bitch but a lot of people do the whole I'm to cool to show you how I did that thing? Its a troll trend that needs to die.

  • you know the time it took him to say i'm not gonna hold your hand bla bla bla. he could have said the notes. dick.

  • @VertigoVenus awww, is babies goings to cry's?

  • @boomstick900 yes......*sniff

  • @VertigoVenus Fun fact, Brendon often goes by the pseudonym 'Donald Cock' when he does voices in other [as] shows.

  • @VertigoVenus actually no, it wasn't enough time for him to say which notes to play; & it's pretty obvious by looking at his hand anyway. you can tell he's just being sarcastic too, so no need to whine about it!

  • Look at my fingers and figure it out hahahahahah

  • I'm not much into death metal but i love Dethklok because brendon and the rest of the band actually have good rhythm and lead which certain death metal dont have

  • The things he could do with those fingers...~~

  • lol @irishsamual

  • who knows where ur hands have been

  • im going to teach you how to kickflip! im not going to tell you how to do it, just watch! im going to teach you how to pilot a plane, im not going to tell you how, just watch! im going to teach you how to play the drums, im not going to tell you how to do it, just watch! im going to teach you how to build a robot, im not going to tell you how to do it just watch! im going to teach you how to do mathematics, im not going to tell you how to do it, just watch. im not going to hold your hand alright

  • @HyPeRSoNiCBeAuTy If you are skilled enough playing guitar to do it you could figure it out from this, if not, there is no reason to attempt to play it. That is the message I received from this.

  • He's not going to hold your hand like a baby. That's totally NOT metal.

  • You can't play fast and accurate while being an alcoholic and drug addict like Skwisgaar.

  • @vibonacci You forgot one important exception... he's Swedish.

    

  • Gee, i never thought it would so technical....

    now i know why Dethklok is so BRUTAL \m/

  • Hell yah, fuck ya'll who want step-by-step instructions and tabs and fancy chord names. Just watch his fuckin hands! +1

  • sounds bad ass slow at 2:05

  • @TOTreaper I know; I can just imagine a mammoth clade in iron scale armour, plowing through a barbarian village, with this track serving as the soundtrack.

  • sunds bad ass slow at 2:05

  • damn... can you marry me?

  • Nice guitar, i'd stand on that.

  • @deadtombII I just laughed diet coke out my nose. Love that episode !

  • Wow...intense...very awesome! Better video quality would be cool too :P

  • I LOVE YOU IN HOME MOVIES BRENDON!!!!

  • he teaches it like its easy

  • Dammit why do you gotta go and be so good at sweeps!

  • I'd rather die then go to heaven...

  • fun fact michael amott the lead guitarist from arch enemy does a voice for metalocolypse

  • See? Playing guitar IS easy!

  • i love how he goes oh if u can just play this picking patern u can play the song like its that simple

  • Bring back Home Movies! :(

  • I have always wondered how to pronounce that show's name properly. lol

  • m/\n

  • Learn the fucking song yourselves he has a life unlike half of us here so he can't sit down and teach you the steps. Little poopie pants babys here can't learn a song without tabs waaaaaaaa.

  • This video was recorded (recorded, not uploaded) 3+ years ago, and to this day the guy has the equivalent of 3 full-time jobs. Please do forgive him if in this video he didn't seem as immaculately sociable as I'm sure all of you are.

  • being a dick is so metal \mm/

  • yeah he has to be one of my favoriot artist but he looks like a dick.

  • This guy is a dick.

  • dont get me wrong, hes got brutal guitar skills and i love his shows. but he kinda seems like a dick.

  • I'm not going to hold your hand like you're a baby! 

  • he kinda looks like edward notran

  • man you are pretty off sync.

  • I have such a huge boner right now.

  • Hahahahahahaha! I love it how all these random jerk-offs are mad at Brendon Small. Hahahaha! Uuuuuh!!!! You're an asshole, Brendon Small! You don't have time for me!.......Bitches.

  • Haha, I love how he's modest and says "I work on the show Metalocalypse". I mean...this is the guy who CREATED the show...

  • anybody have the tabs???

  • "i'm not gonna hold your hand like a baby. look at my hand."

    That's awesome.

  • No matter how funny his voices are...Is it just me or does he come off as a complete and utter asshole?

    And he talks about how we shouldn't be cocky but he comes off very cocky...What's with that?

  • @UlquiorraxXxShiffer I agree, Also he says 'Iv not got all the time in the world to do this' Well shit, if you have time to sit your arse down and do a youtube video you have time to repeat a riff once or twice.

  • @Milky1Joe Yeah like i think he's just trying to be kool by saying he doesn't have time...

  • @UlquiorraxXxShiffer either that or he had no idea what he was playing theory wise, wouldn't be surprised.

    "So uh, you go uh, im not gonna, im not holding, blah blah"

  • @metalignition definitely does...he went to music school, he rips on guitar

  • @UlquiorraxXxShiffer yeah, and people put down Yngwie :p

  • @icanpeeyee They do!?!?! That's just fucking stupid!

  • Luv this show! Luv the music! Has officially become my No.1 Favorite!! .......time to go pick up the guitar I think

  • I ams your dads.

  • im indifferent as to any king of metal type music,too much distortion and homogeny,no it doesnt mean gay. it means sounding the same. but i never miss the show. im a big fan

  • like right before he was going to say metal i think he wanted to say FUCKING METAL!!!

  • This guy sucks. Metalocalypse play it better.

    XD

  • @Karmoon7 haha this guy is skwisgaar from metalocalyspse you idiot

  • @MarioRubino22

    What do you wants? A be able to understand a jokes awards?

  • @Karmoon7 *Dethklok plays it better ;]

  • @Karmoon7 Man you're an idiot. He is the one who plays it. Might want to research before you make yourself sound like a dumbshit.

  • @myballsareunited

    Aaah, I can see the genepool wasn't kind to you. There's a certain word in the English language, it's a 'joke'. A noun. Look it up in a dictionary sometime.

    This really isn't worth insulting someone over, eh? The only one that looks like a dildo is you.

  • @Karmoon7 A joke implies its funny. Easy for you to backpedal is it not? Nice try douchebag.

  • @myballsareunited

    Just chill out dude. It's only youtube. It's not the end of the world. Go out and play in the sunshine or something, eh?

  • @myballsareunited

    Dude, just cause you and "MarioBubino22" are too retarded to spot a sarcastic joke doesn't mean the rest us are.

  • WHERE THE FUCK IS SKWISGAAR 

  • @wavesolo Hey is skwisgaar lol

  • 51 people need their hand held.

  • how comes around 1:58 - 2:26 he plays the ascending pattern as triplets? they synchronize with the double bass drums underneath i.e. groups of four, right?

  • Brutal

  • His pups are passive in this vid

  • Clearly. Nobody has watched the end of this, which is infinitely more instructive than the beginning. "Go figure it. and brag about it. And don't get cocky, cause nobody cares."

    What an awesome teacher. =D It's funny cause I actually learned the song pretty much from this movie alone.

  • i just do alot of stuff

  • great teaching style; look at my hands, figure it out. so easy

  • Lol,his knobs couldnt handle the brutality so they just shot themselfs

  • don't put marbles in your mouth, put them in there, don't you put them in there....

  • @catpoercb LMFAO YES. I love that little song. "Don't. put. marbles. in. your. mouth. Put. them. in. there. don't. put. them. in. there." haha Good stuff.

    Btw, most Guitar Centers (to my knowledge) sell the tab book. I just bought my first guitar and I'm a total beginner, but I've learned to read tabs so far and they're so legit. His music is my Totally Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake.

  • @Shaprika

    >"His music is my Totally Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake."

    His mind makes you go completely insane and brainwashes you turning you into a blank vessel?

  • don't put marbles in your mouth, put them in there, don't you put them in there....

  • @catpoercb god damn it... didn't mean to double post... but really I love home movies... brendon is my hero!

  • It's like Adult Swim. It's humor. Lol. He wasn't really being a dick, he was just sounding like one. For fun. Silly people.

  • God i love this guy but he makes me so mad how good at guitar he is.

  • @cheeky53maz it's all practice dude, i can honestly say i can learn to play this, i hate how people assume you can play every song in the world if you play guitar, i can't do that, but i know that i can at-least play the arp sweep to this song.

  • @cheeky53maz He ACTUALLY went to school to learn guitar and he practices a alot, don't be too mad that he's this good.

  • @cheeky53maz He's decent but most of the stuff he plays are just tricks that sound more complicated than they are.

  • @cheeky53maz He's good at guitar but the song is actually pretty simple, anyone who plays guitar knows that

  • @cheeky53maz HahaXD I've been playing like guitar for almost 5 years now and just to get better and get more practice i'm starting to play stuff like Dethklok and AMon Amarth and so far i'm succeeding because like 5 days ago when i just picked up a sweep i was like "This is Fucking Impossible" But now 5 days later with cuts on my fingers, soar tips, and taking my guitar everywhere and litterally playing it for like every minute of the exsisting day ive now just began to accomplish what i want2

  • @cheeky53maz This is also known for Brendon on Home Movies his first TV Show.

  • He has been my hero and always will be

  • People posting negative comments about Brendon Small do not know the first thing about Brendon Small. Stop pretending you're fans.

  • @MrCharoff indeed, the ladies love the guitar playin finger eh

  • hes got talented fingers. must make some women very happy.

  • 51 people wanted him to hold their hand like a baby

  • this video pissed me off, i mean, that comment he made, wtf? what a dick, what was the point in even doing a video then? and most of his shit isnt even that hard, just catchy, he is brilliant, dont get me wrong, but that was un called for

  • @kingvrage He's not trying to be rude, he's just a busy man. At least he keeps it real and doesn't feed you BS like a lot of famous celebrities.

  • im not even going to lie im pretty big fan of brendon small's work, but either he just really didnt want to make this video, or hes just a huge pretentious asshole.

  • @thenewfella611 He probably just didn't want to make the video. I'm sure he has a lot of things to be doing. He knows people will see this and create the tabs for it online somewhere, so it's not like you can't go to a guitar tabs website to see what he's doing.

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  • 0:28 - Swisgaar Swisgelf, taller than a tree.

  • @ThrashFuckinMetal

    same guy

  • it's almost as if you can hear nathan explosions voice lol

  • Love the tone, heavy as fuck

  • @ThrashFuckinMetal The character is named after him. He worked on Home Movies as well. He did a lot of work on a bunch of the animated shows on Adult Swim.

  • @ThrashFuckinMetal Yes it is.

  • FUCKIN COOL!!!

  • If Skiwsgar and Toki play with EMGs in their guitars, why doesn't Brendon Small?

  • @tenhundredkills actually he does. but he didn´t placed them in the guitar yet when he made this video. look at this. /watch?v=gGICxPBvwxw&feature=r­elated

  • @ChrisHambrink I stand corrected. That's pretty cool. Thanks for sending that.

  • Brutal....

  • way to be a dick about it, i hope pickles shoves a drum stick up ur penis.

  • He is Nathan Explosion ?! o.O

  • @TheRevSRB and Skwisgaar and Pickles and i think Toki

  • @TheRevSRB and Pickles and Charles and Skwisgaar

  • come on guys we should be thankful that he's even doing this seems like adults swim has cracked down on any dethklok tabs anyway and if your any good you can learn from his video

  • every time he talks i think of little 5th grader Brendan Small haha

  • i believe they call this a amp library

  • @rabbitohsbestfan ammmmmmppp, liiiiibrary....

  • @Vykkdraygo713 AMMMPPPP LIBRA LIB LIBRARY

  • but i have only a grampas guitar :(

  • he looks like eddy norton there

  • if you can ride on the low string, you can play the song....lol

  • I don't know the guy that well, but I think he was just being metal. Like one of those Learn to play videos from so-and-so of your favorite band or whatever. lol

  • This is fucking great, Nice SHREEDING DUDE i just got an X-PLORER for christmas

    Actaly the first time i saw metalocolypse i was really fucking scared.

  • God his tone is horrific.

  • @rfcbeach And he's a pompous dbag (1:07-1:18). More evidence of this on his "Betcha can't play this" video.

    I'm torn: I love Metalocalype but I hate it's creator.

  • @xaer04 Dude.. it's not even a five minute clip.. plus they don't show tabs. what is he gonna fucking say EVERY single note/chord and shit? The assumption is that you have a bit of playing under your belt.. and for the love of all that is holy, it's not that hard of a piece to play. Seriously.. look at his fingers, use some common sense, figure it out. Lazy fuck

  • @TheJapanboy1 Lmao, nah I'm not lazy at all I just hate assholes. A lot of celebrities get this way - either they can't handle the pressure of stardom or their ego gets inflated, or both, and they lash out. The funny thing is that these people are in the public eye, if what they create is preserved they are immortalized forever. Even small-time celebs like Brendon make more money than most ever will, yet guys like you still feel the need to defend them as if you had some man crush on them.

  • @xaer04 watch some Home Movies if your not familiar with his other areas. His comedic range is wider than his assholyness. I felt similarly with Maynard James Keenan but i love tool. I got over it when he "left" a perfect circle.

  • @xaer04 dude, he could spend hours tabbing it, and playing at 1 mile an hour. You can see how much more time is put into metalocalpyse over other shows, theres so much detail in it. He spends a TON of time on it. Another thing, he didn't invent "Betcha can't play this" it's a series. Look at other interviews, hes a really cool dude.

  • @Livetoheadbang Ok, he wasnt a d bag in other videos but in this its undeniable. I understand stress and not having time, and I even believe in figuring things out on your own to better develop musical ability, but he doesnt have to be a dick about it. I guess its a matter of taste too. Compared to other metal musicians (who also happen to be much nicer - Ive met a few) Brendon isnt much of a songwriter yet he seems full of himself. Doesn't seem right, so I don't feel bad about criticizing him.

  • "Im not going to walk...Im...Im not going to make you...Im not going to hold your hand like your a baby. LOOK AT MY FINGERS AND FIGURE IT OUT!"

    pretty douchey

    love it!

    Then he apologizes by saying "The thing is that i don't have all the time in the world to do this, ok? =) "

    Brendon Small, you are my guitar hero!

  • yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo....( i love A7x to death, i really do) but with does Brendon Small have to do with A7x i dont understand

  • Just to clarify, excluding M. Shadows, A7x is a very talented (instrumentally and musically) band with enormous potential, but M. Shadows makes sure that he's the focal point, and if you can't sing, you shouldn't be in a band with a bunch of studs. And I'm sure you people have seen them live; I have always hated A7x while my best friend has always loved them. Like an idiot, I agreed to go to their concert but it was all good because AILD was playing, too. M. Shadows overcasted everyone else..

  • They're really not that good though. The Rev was okay, probably the best member. Both guitarists are rather bad: their early stuff was okay but ever since their third album they've been unable to eve play their old shit.

  • A7x has POTENTIAL to be a decent band, but as long as M. "Faggot" Shadows is in that band poisoning it with his nasal-congested "singing," and as long as they remain so flashy and poppy, they're gonna keep sucking ass.

  • A7X is an aweosme band(my fav) and theyre guitar playing is awesome. Syn knows how to play fucking awesome, and so does Brendon. Dethklok is also a fucking aweome band, i love their sucks but you gotta realize, they are totally different, so there shouldnt be any comparison between who is better or whatever, they are wayyyyy different!

  • Show this to an A7x fan and watch 'em begin to worship Brendon instead of Synyster Gates :D lol (For the record, I like A7x but Dethklok is 10 times better)

  • @DedMunkEReborn I'm a huge A7X and Dethklok fan, and I also have been playing guitar for years (as well as drums, singing, and a few others). Synyster Gates is far more technical than the things Brendon Small plays. There's a big difference between playing fast, and playing technical. Syn has both. Brendon has half of it. It's like Dragon Force. Herman sucks. He's fast but He's too random. Nothing works.

  • @thesmallspure ive been playing guitar for a few years too. both of them have different playing styles. both of them are in 2 different subgenres. Dethklok isn't popish as they are. Sadly they've become pop. I perfer their old stuff. And I see more technical melodies in Dethklok's music than Syn's work. The solos and riffs on their albums are practically the same shit over and over. City of Evil (their worst album) for example.

  • @DedMunkEReborn A7X is an aweosme band(my fav) and theyre guitar playing is awesome. Syn knows how to play fucking awesome, and so does Brendon. Dethklok is also a fucking aweome band, i love their sucks but you gotta realize, they are totally different, so there shouldnt be any comparison between who is better or whatever, they are wayyyyy different!

  • @XXALEXX2626 hmm i see ur point. I am a fan of A7x as well. I like Dethklok better though. but ur right. they both are waaaaaaaaaaay different. they both are kick arse bands :D

  • Wtb your next album.

  • i like to play this song as a warm up its pretty fun to play.

  • he needs a metronome. he's way off. otherwise cool song.

  • thumbs up if u think brendon small is under rated to hell :/ kinda suck in the uk hardly no one knows him

  • i'm not gonna hold your hand like your a baby

  • You are a beast.

  • playing your mom is easy

  • Brendon, don't take this as a threat but, when I'm your age, I'll be twice as good at guitar as you.

  • " Look at my fingers and figure it out". HA awesome.